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Thorn
February 7th, 2006, 05:29 pm
..carried over from the emo thread.

So.. what do people think of these uniquely superior specimens of human perfection?

Shezmeister
February 7th, 2006, 05:36 pm
ha, i knew this was coming, let me be the first to post against this vile culture. CHAVS SUCK!!!

do they actually think they dress well?:think:

Thorn
February 7th, 2006, 06:09 pm
yup.. i think they do you know, there again you can't blame the poor things.. i mean they do only have one brain cell each; that's why they always travel in crowds; so they can put all that intelligence together and form some kind of brain

Yoshinobu
February 7th, 2006, 07:49 pm
French chavs. *shudders*

They make me cry ;_; They're not very nice to me. "Shut up! Shut yer gob! Yadda yadda ya!" I'm so fragile. A person I don't know telling me to shut it for daring to laugh makes me want to break down and hibernate for a year.

Shizeet
February 7th, 2006, 08:06 pm
They make the world go

Onigiri
February 7th, 2006, 08:18 pm
um.. chavs I have heard of them , but dont really know wat they are; but from wat I am hearing they are not very pleasent people are they?

Yoshinobu
February 7th, 2006, 08:30 pm
They're not very nice (_ _) They wear very dodgy sports ensembles and honestly believe themselves to be superior to everyone else. I mean, they are incredibly stupid and they do look like they got dressed in the dark, but SHIT are they superior.

It's all rather silly. Part of a screwed-up hierachy.

Phenix
February 7th, 2006, 09:00 pm
Insecurity really, if one shouts somthing at you just yell back for them to say it to your face there is a high possibility that they wont get any closer if they do you know you've found a real nutter and no one is going to laugh at you for running.

Or ignore them, if you hate them so much why do they take up any part of your time or emotions?

Neko Koneko
February 7th, 2006, 10:45 pm
Vickey Pollard rule XD

I don't care about Chavs. I avoid them.

Sephiroth
February 7th, 2006, 10:54 pm
oh my days do not even get me started on this topic. if theres anything I hate more in the world its chavs. excuse me sir could I have a spare cigarette gets translated as........... "EY WOT BLUD SET ME A CIGABLEM"
with their caps and bowling it safe blud safe.....HEAVY!!!!!!!!!!!
man stfu. im lucky that im bigger than all those losers so they never hassle me and if they do i just slap them in their place. it is extremely rare to find a polite well mannered chav.

RD
February 8th, 2006, 12:09 am
Chav.. is what? Apprently they are poorly dressed people who act rude and likes to smoke?

So apprently many of you just hate people because they dont dress like you and dont listen and watch what you do? Shallow..

Shizeet
February 8th, 2006, 02:17 am
I think the key point is their personality/demeanor (or lack thereof); the issue with the clothes is just an auxillary to that.

Neko Koneko
February 8th, 2006, 11:07 am
Chav.. is what? Apprently they are poorly dressed people who act rude and likes to smoke?

So apprently many of you just hate people because they dont dress like you and dont listen and watch what you do? Shallow..

You don't even know what it's about so don't come here.

Sephiroth
February 8th, 2006, 12:17 pm
Chav.. is what? Apprently they are poorly dressed people who act rude and likes to smoke?

So apprently many of you just hate people because they dont dress like you and dont listen and watch what you do? Shallow..

haha thats what you think. try coming to england and see what its like for yourself. this is no discrimination thing just because they dress or act different. we're talking about the kind of people that go bowling up to people going hey set me your fone. and they always hang around in groups ready to destroy cars or vandalise anything they see. hanging round parks or streets at night ready to beat people up for fun. Im sure they'd love you RD not being funny but if they knew you were a homosexual and you were out there at night youd probably end up in hospital. Chavs are a bunch of arseholes that i cant stand they love to intimidate people and act hard and the moment they get put in their place. "ohhhhhh you done it now" watch him come back with a group of 20 of them just to beat you up.
if you dont have an understanding of who or what chavs are do not even bother trying to post comments like thats discrimination or crap like that.

Neko Koneko
February 8th, 2006, 02:01 pm
Vicky Pollard, the ultimate chav. (http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/vicky-pollard-l-poster.jpg)

an-kun
February 8th, 2006, 03:39 pm
Chav.. is what? Apprently they are poorly dressed people who act rude and likes to smoke?

So apprently many of you just hate people because they dont dress like you and dont listen and watch what you do? Shallow..

You'll take that back once you've felt the aura of stupidity loom upon you (from a typical chav).

Had one say hi to me in chinese yesterday, so I just swore at him back in chinese. (The guy thought he was funny)

tourist
February 9th, 2006, 02:30 am
Chav.. is what? Apprently they are poorly dressed people who act rude and likes to smoke?

So apprently many of you just hate people because they dont dress like you and dont listen and watch what you do? Shallow..
:rolleyes:

Dark Bring
February 9th, 2006, 02:42 am
Chav.. is what? Apprently they are poorly dressed people who act rude and likes to smoke?

So apprently many of you just hate people because they dont dress like you and dont listen and watch what you do? Shallow..I feel we should rastify him by 10% or so.

tourist
February 9th, 2006, 02:55 am
I feel we should rastify him by 10% or so.
Mellow 'im out a lil' ya know mon?

:ph34r:

Asher
February 9th, 2006, 05:39 am
Chav.. is what? Apprently they are poorly dressed people who act rude and likes to smoke?

So apprently many of you just hate people because they dont dress like you and dont listen and watch what you do? Shallow..

Racists don't think like us, don't have the same beliefs as me, I don't like them because of that. Yeah, that makes me shallow. I don't think you even realize what comes outta your head man.

I don't know much, but from these descriptions, I take it these people have no morals, no spine, and nothing to lie about them. For crying out loud, someone could like what I like, dress the way I do, listen to what I listen and could be a complete prat. Sure, what a person likes doesn't necessarily define what a person is like but chavs aren't all just about appearances you realize.

Another example, you meet a homophobe, they could mirror your lifestyle, habits, interests whatever, but they would beat you up just for being gay. Yeah, it'd be so incredibly shallow to hate them. Psh, what a load of crap.

Neko Koneko
February 9th, 2006, 09:59 am
RD is the ultimate shallow fool :rolleyes:

PFT_Shadow
February 9th, 2006, 10:53 am
Chavs or NEDs (Non Educated Delinquents). I'm one of those who disslikes the sub culture because of my expereinces. A group of them scared my sis by driving up the pavement behind her.they are the kids who are rude to you for no reason .
They are the kids who think that a scentence doesnt need structure and must include atleast one swear word.
Have they never got money of thier own either. Asking for a fag or a quid?!
Why does anyone need to wear a baseball cap in a car? what the hell is the roof for??
They dont dress cheaply either, i mean all brand name gear, with trainers that cost tonnes designed for high level exercise routines and end up being used for football.
I'll stop now

Milchh
February 9th, 2006, 11:57 am
I've taken an online quiz to see how "chav" you were. Now that I know what it kind of means, I'll look for it again and post it.

I think I was 12% LoL!

Shezmeister
February 9th, 2006, 05:32 pm
Chav.. is what? Apprently they are poorly dressed people who act rude and likes to smoke?

So apprently many of you just hate people because they dont dress like you and dont listen and watch what you do? Shallow..

just because you are part of a minority doesn't mean you have to see discrimination in everything. there is more to chavs than poor dress sense. ever heard of happy slapping? its resulted in quite a few deaths.

now are we allowed to display hatred for murderers, or are we still not PC enough?

Thorn
February 9th, 2006, 06:44 pm
I've taken an online quiz to see how "chav" you were. Now that I know what it kind of means, I'll look for it again and post it.

I think I was 12% LoL!

ive taken that... said i was 6% *is proud*

RD
February 9th, 2006, 11:10 pm
Most popular quote of the year- By RD.

Anyways, just because the term Chav started in Europe doesnt mean "Chavs" only exsist in Europe. I think some of you may remember my old rants about the skaters of my town. Well, in America (or Oregon, USA at least), skaters are the Chavs of America.

Know of the game Happy Black-Out? You tie somthing around your neck and only let your brain get blood and oxygen right before you pass out. One of the popular things Skaters here love to do, which sometimes end up in death. Smoking pot and using meth and going with the social flow is also what a majority of the skaters do.

Now, what makes a Chav? You will only know to call that person you see on the street a Chav by the way they dress, right? If you dont know them, you cant really call them a Chav. Im friends with a few skaters, but they dont do all that crap, they just skate. But to someone that doesnt know them personaly, that person would think they are the drug enducing kind of person based on what they hear of people that dress like them.

And based on this quote I cant really say why some people generalize all people who look the same.


Why does anyone need to wear a baseball cap in a car? what the hell is the roof for??

Why wear anything in the car? Theres heat and a roof. Why use a spoon for soup? Just suck it up.

Wait, because they want too.

*waits for 100 people to quote, one after another*

Sephiroth
February 10th, 2006, 12:09 am
haha and yet again rd you know nothing, we all know what skaters are, I've hung round and met various kinds of people, skaters aka punks, emo and rockers. goths grungers, chavs, trendys and your plain ol average joe. Chavs are in a completely different league to skaters and out of all that i named I hate chavs the most

Marlon
February 10th, 2006, 01:08 am
Ummm... What in the hell are "chavs?" I've never even heard the term. Someone please explain. :unsure:

They sound like complete idiots by what you people are saying, but really, what are they?

Dark Bring
February 10th, 2006, 01:48 am
It is obvious that Radical_Dreamer knows nothing about chavs. I say a month or two in Croydon will drastically improve his understanding of the chav culture. Maybe he'll even get a free Croydon facelift.

Here's the ChavQuiz.

http://www.getlippy.com/play/quizzes/chavquiz/

I got 10%.

Marlon
February 10th, 2006, 01:53 am
I got 5%... :shifty:

Asher
February 10th, 2006, 06:14 am
@RD: Yeah, and you're proud of the fact that so many people realize your stupidity?

PFT_Shadow
February 10th, 2006, 09:26 am
Why wear anything in the car? Theres heat and a roof. Why use a spoon for soup? Just suck it up.

Wait, because they want too.
a spoon has a purpose for soop and is an accepted way of eating it. using a spoon you can cool it enough to eat/drink it :P
A cap doesnt surve a purpose, even in regards to sunlight as we have bit built in to deal with it. I was also reffering to the cap in regards to the whole image nt it as being thier one defining factor.

Sephiroth
February 10th, 2006, 03:05 pm
chav pic 1 (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2136&CAT=pics&NSFW=0&rtn=search-2136&Keywords=chav)

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/

these are chavs rd.and what was that in chav scum.co.uk ohhh yea 2 chavs caught breakin into a house

septermagick
February 10th, 2006, 03:22 pm
18% Chav. XD

Kozmo
February 10th, 2006, 04:11 pm
Ok, I used to be a chav about....4 years ago, but I was so young....so immature I was such a silly boy, but fortunately I grew out of that shit 3 years ago :D

All I wore was Nike Nike argh, I feel sick everytime I look back :(
But now that i grew out of all that shite, I'm more intelligent, maturer and am into MUCH better music.

Here's a PERFECT example of "A Chav"

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/4images/data/media/17/Chav_Chav_Chav..jpg

an-kun
February 10th, 2006, 04:29 pm
Well to be honest RD, you're just lucky you've never seen one in real life. The word chav probably originated from England, where the heart of chav happens to be. It's actually part of the english dictionary now. If you think it's just us who hate chavs, then basically, you should know that if you aren't a chav, you hate them, if you are a chav, you probably hate them anyway.

Asuka
February 10th, 2006, 06:28 pm
These idiots always hang out behind Asda where I live. I swear, these dudes are very... very unpleasent. I almost got jumped by those bastards just because I'm from America and have an accent. I live right next to the ghetto so it gets pretty bad. Anyways, I tested 3% Chav, thank god.

Phenix
February 10th, 2006, 08:58 pm
Survival in Glasgow (http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk)
go have fun with the games.
neds and chavs are pretty much the same thing:
people that haven't learned basic manners.

Marlon
February 10th, 2006, 11:54 pm
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/4images/data/media/17/Chav_Chav_Chav..jpg

Ha ha. They look like losers from my school, except they're missing the Nike bookbags... XD

Sukate
February 11th, 2006, 06:19 am
Well..I'm 3% Chav according to a test ^^

Onigiri
February 11th, 2006, 05:42 pm
I got 3%; some of the questions were just ridulous!!

Demonic Wyvern
February 11th, 2006, 08:40 pm
I was also 3%.

There's a ton of chavs at my school. Ugh. They're so annoying. They teased me all through elementary school because I was quiet and didn't like to talk. I sit next to 3 of them in french class (not the ones that tease me at least). They keep planning parties when their parents are gone so they could get drunk and high.

Onigiri
February 11th, 2006, 09:43 pm
..... wow, I am lucky that chavs doesnt exist yet* in canada

Neko Koneko
February 12th, 2006, 05:02 pm
I got 5% on the chavtest

@RD: You're such a fool. This topic is about Chavs. if it was about Skaters it would have said so in the topic title. Chavs are not skaters. Chavs are something British. Americans couldn't even comprehend what a chav is. In fact, I couldn't before I went to England last summer.

Chav
Chav is a derogatory slang term in popular usage throughout the UK. It refers to a subculture stereotype of a person who is uneducated, uncultured and prone to antisocial or immoral behaviour. The label is typically, though not exclusively, applied to teenagers and young adults of white working-class or lower-middle class origin. Chav is used for both sexes, where a male chav is sometimes referred to as a chavster and a female as a chavette. A more complete list of synonyms can be found in the Derived and Similar Terms section below. It is similar to the United States terms white trash and trailer trash. Response to the term has ranged from acceptance to criticism that the term is a new manifestation of classism.

Madmazda86
February 12th, 2006, 09:11 pm
Liverpool has it's own brand of Chav: The Scally x_x They're annoying little gits - had an encounter with one of them the other day, me and one of my uni friends were walking up Bold Street eating hot chips, and this little prathead comes up and pinches one out of the packet right in front of our noses, and only once he'd actually taken it did he say "Can I have a chip please? Hahahaha". And ran off - bastage >.< And RD, you could spot a chav even if they were stark bloody naked - if you lived here for a little while you too would build up a finely tuned Chav radar. It helps keep you safe on the streets at night ;)

Hiei
February 12th, 2006, 10:34 pm
I got 3% on the test. Whoope?

My way of seeing a Chav (Credit to Urbandictionary) -

Chavs are completely Amoral, having never been subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents.

Chavs are part Magpie, evidentially supported by their love of all things shiny, or as vaccuous, illiterate street-slang would say 'Bling'. They can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter in Argos/Index.

Whatever their ethnic background, Chavs have a built-in affinity to hip-hop/R&B, even if they are inherently racist (see the Scottish). They see their life as glamorous and cool.

Chavs are for the most part, extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A Chav has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of car modification.

All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will only break a sweat if running from the police.

Chavs are incredibly fertile beasts, and are highly successful breeders. Where they come unstuck is having to look after the offspring which their 13 yr old drunken fumble produces. More often that not the child will crow to be a Chav, having received no more guidance on life than the parent.

Chavs have a fond love for cars, as well as a Vin Diesel fixation. Rather than buy a nice car to start with, a chav will spend all their dole and tax-free labouring cash on upgrading a 10 year old car with 200,000 miles on the clock. The end product will invariably be a luminous monstrosity with at least one serious collision to it's name.

Some information is technically incorrect, since not all chavs follow the same stereotype, and also has different lifestyles.

Madmazda86
February 13th, 2006, 11:59 am
Though mind you, I swear Chav is only a word that's come around in the last two years or so - when I went off for my gap year in 2004, the Chavs were called townies, hence when I came back I was very confused about this new Chav lifeform that seemed to have infested the town XD Which city invented it first, I wonder? :think:

PFT_Shadow
February 13th, 2006, 02:25 pm
townies and chavs are smiliar. But chav is surpose to be the worse of the worse, the ones with little or no sense and more burbery than most.

an-kun
February 14th, 2006, 11:10 am
Though mind you, I swear Chav is only a word that's come around in the last two years or so - when I went off for my gap year in 2004, the Chavs were called townies, hence when I came back I was very confused about this new Chav lifeform that seemed to have infested the town XD Which city invented it first, I wonder? :think:

Hmm, now that you mention it, they could be some sort of alien attack, like some alien came and implanted a chav-chip into their heads and they suddenly spawned all over the country!

Marlon
February 18th, 2006, 03:37 am
Hmm, now that you mention it, they could be some sort of alien attack, like some alien came and implanted a chav-chip into their heads and they suddenly spawned all over the country!

Oh no! We must save ourselves! XD

Thorn
February 18th, 2006, 05:04 pm
I got 3% on the test. Whoope?

My way of seeing a Chav (Credit to Urbandictionary) -

Chavs are completely Amoral, having never been subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents.

Chavs are part Magpie, evidentially supported by their love of all things shiny, or as vaccuous, illiterate street-slang would say 'Bling'. They can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter in Argos/Index.

Whatever their ethnic background, Chavs have a built-in affinity to hip-hop/R&B, even if they are inherently racist (see the Scottish). They see their life as glamorous and cool.

Chavs are for the most part, extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A Chav has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of car modification.

All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will only break a sweat if running from the police.

Chavs are incredibly fertile beasts, and are highly successful breeders. Where they come unstuck is having to look after the offspring which their 13 yr old drunken fumble produces. More often that not the child will crow to be a Chav, having received no more guidance on life than the parent.

Chavs have a fond love for cars, as well as a Vin Diesel fixation. Rather than buy a nice car to start with, a chav will spend all their dole and tax-free labouring cash on upgrading a 10 year old car with 200,000 miles on the clock. The end product will invariably be a luminous monstrosity with at least one serious collision to it's name.

Some information is technically incorrect, since not all chavs follow the same stereotype, and also has different lifestyles.

lol- the info in the spoiler is spot on... so true...so true *wets self laughing*

BombomCloud
March 17th, 2006, 05:19 pm
Chavs... what to say about them? Dumb? Sometimes they are soooooooo annoying. Actually....they are just technicially annoying.

Luis
March 21st, 2006, 06:33 pm
10% chav...

BTW about the caps, I had a "phase" where I would only take off my cap to shower and eat..

oh yeah and RD, I know people that dress in a similar fashion, and their not d!cks. Besides basing myself on the few opinions Ive read these guys make, they wouldnt judge someone based on how they dress.

and Marlon, "loosers at my school" thats not very nice:bleh: :P

septermagick
March 25th, 2006, 01:55 am
But they are losers! They are obnoxious mean jerks. Hehe...They used to call me Dracula

Shezmeister
March 25th, 2006, 09:03 pm
i went to a big party on friday night and everyone was taliking about it at school throughout the week. the chavs in my year were all saying to each other how they were going to bring knives and start fights. needless to say, when me and my friends arrived there everyone was stood out on the street and police were herding them around. the party had to be closed down by about ten police because of the violence.

God damn chavs! it wasn't even their kind of party, the point is they just had to wreck it for everyone else.:bleh: