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Dead Panda
March 21st, 2006, 12:11 am
As of now. Today. This year. Perhaps 30 or so minutes ago, Hsing Hsing. An aging and quite useless panda, died. Perhaps he died of liver failure, or was beaten to death, or his owner decided to end his miserable life by placing a bullet in his head, one thing is certain.

He shall be missed.

As one specator tells his side of the story:

" I came in one day to visit my dear friend Hsing Hsing, only to find him laying on the ground, twiching. With the last of his breath, he gurgled out the last remnants of his innards, and died. There he laid, with putrid foam oozing out of his mouth. It mad me sad, so I kicked him and ran. " -Me

Read more at: http://usesoap.com/panda.htm


May he be forever happy in panda heaven. Amen.

tourist
March 21st, 2006, 04:24 am
You are sooooo not cute.

<3

Shezmeister
March 21st, 2006, 07:22 pm
um... may he go to the land of eternal bamboo...?:huh:

X
March 21st, 2006, 07:27 pm
wifey is a genius ^_^ <3

crackthesky
March 21st, 2006, 09:37 pm
pretty..

dumb.

tourist
March 23rd, 2006, 10:54 am
pretty..

dumb.
:lol:

Theshadowofdoubt
March 23rd, 2006, 11:22 am
I thought it was special....In the strange twisted humor sort of way.

May the Panda R.I.P.

Pikachu
March 31st, 2006, 01:12 pm
ohhhh so sad..... i love panda's hopefully he is happy now or maybe he has been reincarnated as a human @-@