OK, I stayed up the whole night, and I heard my little sister say some wacky things. I think it's hilarious when people talk in their sleep.

"There’s a path beyond the moonrise."

"Look, little girl …"

"I have to go? I have to do that?? Well I … *makes choking noises* Hmm."

She can be so funny! She made me split my gut!

I have two brothers...all 3 of us sleepwalk XD

Him: "oh no!" *runs behing couch* "mgbeirgbjrgvdisbvjdrg"
Luis: huh?
Him:"ngjrhegijengjg"
Luis: "dude wtf, are they chasing you?"
Him: "grjeig and the MOM! and the jskbgsgjrg with the people...SHIT!"
Luis: O_o...ok then. Go back to bed dude.
Him: "giewrhiegreg" *mumbles something about icecream" *runs to bed but stops at the door looks to Luis and mumbles*
Luis: "yeah tomorow we'll talk about that"

That happens to me (or something similar) twice a week easy O_o.

haha!:lol:

my bro likes to snore in his dreams and say things like this
"Hey you!Pick on somebody your own size!"
"You don't want to mess with the don!"
haha

My cousin once said " Ponjoo for first player." No idea what he meant...
I've laughed in my sleep before, according to my sister [we used to share a room.] XD
My mum talks a load of crap in her sleep, like... "Eat the tomato soup at the bus stop."

"...Pancakes...!"

"...the spoons..."

My sister screams in her sleep sometimes. According to her I supposedly talk a lot in my sleep, but nothing comprehendable.

One of my friends started to play her trombone in her sleep. o.O

That was at a sleepover... my freshman year haha.

[sorry ... please ignore this post]

I remember falling asleep in the living room a few years back, while my mom was watching TV. I suddenly got up and started freaking out saying "Mom... where's mom?!?!". She was so confused. I went to her bedroom and she wasn't there, checked the bathroom, even went outside to check if her car was there. Then I went back in the house all angry because my mom didn't get it. I kept asking her, "Mom, where's mom?!?" and she kept saying "I'm right here!".

The next day I woke up and asked her if she remembered what happened last night. We laughed about it and I explained to her that before I fell asleep, we were watching the Cosby show, and I was thinking of Phylicia Rashad (who plays the mom on the show).

It's a recurring joke with my family now. :/

My sister was sleeping and she ran up to me and began to say that alliens are coming. One time she said that they alliens were coming to kill us. I think she needs to stop watching TV.

Ive never talked in my sleep. But I remember my sister waking up from her sleep and asked mom "Wheres my mushrooms?" Because she said she could smell them in her sleep or something.

My dad sometimes yells in his sleep like "AHHHHH" and I thought he was awake but he wasn't.

My mom mutters stuff in her sleep and she also moans as well.

One time in English class a guy I know sleep because it was after a test and he was sleepy. We thought he was awake when he started talking and muttering but he was asleep. And it took a little bit to wake him.

I've heard one of my friends quoting Shakespear and online comics. Sounds like...
"Banished! Say death, but do not say banished! MMMmmm. Do I look like a fucking goth to you!? Is Scrooge fucking McDuck Goth!? He doesn't spend all his time writing crappy poetry in the basement with the Monopoly Guy!"

well i never usuall hear people talk in their sleep cause im a hard sleeper but ive been told that ive done some crazy shit
1) "i got to get i got to get" said this while pushing the couch with my mothers freinds on it

2) screamed bloody murder waking the whole house up with my hand up like i was holding a knife

3)"no stop this has gone to far...no stop serously"

4)"i want a cookie"

Last night my little sister, Gab, kept on saying names.
Just names like my other sisters', my brother's and mine and stuff.
It was really weird.
Like, she'd say my name and I'd look over and she was asleep.
I'm like ftw??

I laugh in my sleep, and sometimes moan loudly (in a happy way!). Both the laughing and the moaning wakes me up, which is how I know I do it. >_>

"No no, the bandana is making a flower cake" They said it really clearly too! XD

my brother laughed once, very loudly I might add...it was like he found something incredibly hilarious in his dreams...

Oh my gosh!
My brother was rolling around in his bed last night and was saying, "It's cool," repeatedly.
Then he started patting his stomach.
I laughed so hard!!

"Ha ha ha I have four aces!"

I've been told I yell in my sleep. Last weekend, my parents and I were on vacation on Madeline Island, WI. Apparently I was yelling about somebody going 40 MPH in the left lane.

I moan in my sleep.

My mom and sister say that I say a lot of funny things also...

I'll ask later.

My grandpa has some sort of condition that makes his brain really active while he sleeps (or something like that, I can't remember) so like every night he says tons of random and strange things. When people are at my house while he is asleep and they hear him they are always freaked out, but I'm so used to it I don't even notice anymore. But the wierdest was when he was having a conversation (he was doing both voices mind you) between a guy and another guy he shot for stealing his wife. Oh, and he also sings in his sleep, but he will never sing out loud when he is awake! My friends have seen me sleepwalk at like every sleepover, but that's it.

"Ha ha ha I have four aces!"
Lmao. For some reason, that seems to be a very anime-esque dream.

the one i will tell you doesn't really regard to what he says but more of what he does....my old friend used to throw knives in his sleep....

scarry i know.......(you guys might think that im lying but i truely am not)

the one i will tell you doesn't really regard to what he says but more of what he does....my old friend used to throw knives in his sleep....

scarry i know.......(you guys might think that im lying but i truely am not)

I saw this documentary on people who commit murders while sleepwalking. You can plead sleepwalking in court!

(btw; great topic :) )

my boyfriend told me a really strange thing i said some months ago (he wrote it down immediately):

arashi: he has been totally mistaken, it was jesus!
my boyfriend: who?
arashi: the man i wanted to draw, who floated in the air..

strange eh? :heh:

I saw this documentary on people who commit murders while sleepwalking. You can plead sleepwalking in court!

i'll tell you that i dont sleep at his house anymore lol

My sister once talked in her sleep about coke, and then my brother and I decided to talk back, asking if she was flying and she said yes, and then she started talking about a couch, which we also discussed with her while she was still asleep.

Man wouldn't I like to have a chat with an unconscious person!

I had a completely normal conversation with my friend just last night. I thought he was awake until morning when he didn't remember a thing.

Apparently, I was yelling something about the windshield on my car last night. :lol:

Apparently, I was yelling something about the windshield on my car last night. :lol:

you even dream of cars? :D

My friend recorded some stuff he heard one of his friends saying in his sleep. He even answered questions.

Give us your impersonation of Hitler:
"Mmmmm..........Get off the grass..."

Give us your impersonation of George Bush:
"We're gonna cut taxes this yeeeear....gonna blow up some southern communitay...gonna get rid of Osama Bin Laden....stick him in a boot."

"No mum! I want a pepperoni pizza!" Heard that in boarding house from my room-mate shouting it in the middle of the night. Was hilarious!