Kakashi: You must get one of these two bells and the one who doesnt get a bell gets no lunch and gets tied to this pole on this bridge.
Sakura: but that bridge had been abandoned for years! Its bound to fall oven if any weight is put on it.
Kakshi: Exactly. GO!!! :kfreaked:
Sasuke: narutos bound to die when he gets tied to that pole. heh.

Person A: Hey...
Person B: Yeah?
A: You know that person that faps in the middle of the professors lecture?
B; Yeah.
A: He's a Narutard.
A: He's fapping off to something that I think looks like Sakura.
*person B glances over to see he's fapping to this (http://www.fairvue.org/animenext2005/sakuratemari.jpg) picture*
B: Does he realize those are guys?
A: Are you kidding? He's a narutard!
B: That explains everything!
A: I know! And here I was thinking he was just a little insane, but he's worse...

Sorry but I'm a bit sick of the obsessive naruto fans. And the above was a true story told to me by my university's anime club.

@M- That's the best narutard joke I've ever heard. I like Naruto, but never to that extent, Christ.

Sorry if this might be spam, but just putting my opinion that I love jokes about this fun anime. Keep them coming please. :P