there's a serious lack of jokes and funny things here so...

Post funny jokes, pictures, small articles and the likes that will make some of us smile during these messed up rainy days ^_^

Which cat stole my drugs? (http://www.darkeye.net/~fredrik/fun/which_cat_stole_my_drugs.jpg)

:lol: I have a picture like that of my kitten; got the picture right in the yawning stage. It's on my digital camera, if I can figure it out I'll upload it and post it here.

Just take a look at my signature.

That's old XD I remember I saw one of a kid walking and he gets hit in the head with a dogeball and falls and I used to laugh so hard at it.

current moment....the penguins makes me laugh everytime i look at them!!! :lol:

yay.. "realm of boredom 2" :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/hyubbak_1.jpg
Photoshopped image of korean pres. Roh Mu Hyun & jap prime minister Koizumi guest starring what i believe is an arm of Pierce Brosnan from 007 series.. why does it make me laugh? don't ask me..


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/DCBBS_BIZA_04081520202015.jpg
So.. where do we go from here? XD

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

How to Insall Linux into a Dead Badger (http://www.strangehorizons.com/2004/20040405/badger.shtml)
:blink:

35 more things to do at Wal-Mart (http://www.funny.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Funny.woa/7/wo/kyXu01IHtUJxrXA0M/4.#FunnyContent)

i found this on another forum as somebody's sig. lol

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/bab33_xXs4kura/hennifertreadmill.gif

Sissy paladin (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/p.jpg)

New japanese credit card design? (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/main2.gif)

Wish my computer had a bluescreen like that.. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/22.jpg)

Something funny I found on the inet:

1) Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets on Halloween aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?
2) Is there another word for synonym?
3) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
4) If the police arrest a mime, do they still tell him that he has the right to remain
silent?
5) If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
6) If you try to fail, but you end up succeeding, which have you done?
7) Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
8) Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
9) Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Originally posted by Gnomish@Oct 13 2004, 12:02 AM
Something funny I found on the inet:

1) Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets on Halloween aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?
2) Is there another word for synonym?
3) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
4) If the police arrest a mime, do they still tell him that he has the right to remain
silent?
5) If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
6) If you try to fail, but you end up succeeding, which have you done?
7) Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
8) Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
9) Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Who is "Willy Nilly", and why do people run around him?
How come I can call my jacket a "windbreaker", but I can't say that it breaks wind?

XD XD XD

If a mute swears, would you clean their hands with soap?
How would a blind person know when they're done wiping? XD

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/46412ea090bf66eeb1b339458ed6119fdustjr8086_238.jpg
Pikachu in 10 year's time

Here are some "insults" I found via the insult generator at ebaumsworld:

You clueless tub of defective wookie hair!
You indecent tub of grisly rubbish!
You revolting mass of musty cow crud!
You disdainful pile of yeasty eel guts!
You recalcitrant glob of soggy leprosy scabs!
You sloppy accumulation of dirty coyote snot!
You grotesque bunch of defective rodent droppings!
You evil-smelling glob of decomposed nose pickings!
You opinionated pile of mutilitated skid marks!
You glutinous contribution of dehydrated sheep droppings!
You obnoxious eruption of foreign rat bogies!
You rotund load of gross pig bowels!
You bad-tempered collection of freeze dried rubbish!
You sickening mass of fossilised mule froth!
You insane blob of contaminated sludge!
You deranged mass of petrified sinus drainage!

:heh: :P :D

Interesting way to go up an escalator (http://www.oldgamebox.net/board/data/humor/DCBBS_BIZA_04101119191414.jpg)

Elevator perv chooses wrong target (http://smplayer.n4gate.com/zb/data/asiru/chlgn.jpg)

Some funny made-up Chinese names I found reading a webcomic

Lao Zhe (Lousy), Da Qing (The King), Quait Fat (Quite Fat), Dum Man (Dumb Man), Sum Gai (Some Guy)

And of course the noodle stand in NY, Fak Yuu Noodles.

XD

Originally posted by Wraith@Oct 15 2004, 06:05 PM
Some funny made-up Chinese names I found reading a webcomic

Lao Zhe (Lousy), Da Qing (The King), Quait Fat (Quite Fat), Dum Man (Dumb Man), Sum Gai (Some Guy)
This reminds me of one of the villains in the James Bond movie "The Man with the Golden Gun", an industrialist who owned a company named "Hi Fat Enterprises". Do you suppose he had a goody-two-shoes brother who owned a diet foods company called "Lo Fat Enterprises"? :D

There's also Hei Yu (Hey you) and Zhu Zhu Be (Jujubee)...

"That was Zen, this is Tao..."

XD XD XD XD ROFL

It's tough to be a guy (http://www.big-boys.com/joke.asp?ID=1746)

XD The sad part is it's true.

man ive only just read it..............wow kinda depressing thinking about it

must agree with the above two XD

wahahaha XD ....... you know...


Originally posted by Sephiroth
man ive only just read it..............wow kinda depressing thinking about itI can't agree enough ^^

Originally posted by Wraith@Oct 17 2004, 10:40 AM
It's tough to be a guy (http://www.big-boys.com/joke.asp?ID=1746)
its women trying to get back at us for thousands of years of oppression.. they're finally using their status as the majority to enslave us all!!

and for that comment now i'm a "male supremist"

I found these two somewhere:

#1 girls (http://members.rogers.com/alphonsenguyen/yup01.jpg)
#1 men (http://members.rogers.com/alphonsenguyen/yup02.jpg)

ah, so true, so true lol

Al....im agreeing with those statements and they're sooooooooo true!!!

This actually happened to me a few minutes ago.

"Internet Explorer encountered a problem and needs to close"

But I was using Firefox. I didn't even touch IE. XD

I'm sure you didn't....

Anyways, It seems really true. lol

Originally posted by Wraith@Oct 18 2004, 05:58 PM
This actually happened to me a few minutes ago.

"Internet Explorer encountered a problem and needs to close"

But I was using Firefox. I didn't even touch IE. XD
spyware :ph34r:

Originally posted by Al@Oct 18 2004, 11:31 PM
I found these two somewhere:

#1 girls (http://members.rogers.com/alphonsenguyen/yup01.jpg)
#1 men (http://members.rogers.com/alphonsenguyen/yup02.jpg)
Heh, #3 Why the dumbest are the richest

HS physics equation, Power = Work / Time

From what people say, Knowledge = Power and Time = Money

Substitute

Knowledge = Work / Money

Rearrange

Money = Work / Knowledge

As knowledge tends to 0, money tends to infinity no matter what the work is.

http://www.rio.com.br/animation/iconstory.htm
:lol:

seen this before.. all the way back from pro-eva i think

XD

Originally posted by Gand@Oct 19 2004, 12:00 AM
iconstory.htm
:lol:
Cute! :lol:

Here's one (http://www.bandwidththeater.com/evilovermom.html) that I found several months ago on another site that I like to hang out at...

evil overlord (http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html)

so true and slightly funny

a classic (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/winrg.php)

wow.. indeed a classic

Originally posted by Angelic@Oct 19 2004, 01:00 PM
a classic (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/winrg.php)
LMFAO XD

Edit: Paint could give you an instant seizure @_@

Originally posted by Angelic@Oct 19 2004, 08:00 AM
a classic (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/winrg.php)
Now I know why I prefer Mac... :D

http://www.ryo-ohki.com/pics/work2.jpg

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/insanity_test.htm

just try and claim you are sane

Originally posted by PFT_Shadow@Oct 23 2004, 12:05 AM
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/insanity_test.htm

just try and claim you are sane
watch it often enough and you'll become sane even if you weren't at first.

The I Love Egg Song (http://www.iloveegg.com/winopen_ani/eggsong.htm)
[Flash] Might take some time to load.

I Love Egg Animations (http://iloveegg.co.uk/animation/)
[Flash]

The classic Slime from Dragon Quest series..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/s1.jpg


Its True Identity
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/s2.jpg


I dunno but that just freaks me out
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/s3.jpg

Extra-my current background image.. "Windows ME" :heh:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/20041011164147.jpg

*whistles* (http://www.allfunnypictures.com/pages/bombtech.htm)

*whistles* (http://www.allfunnypictures.com/pages/erin.htm)

My old aunts would always come up to me at weddings, poking me and cackling, "Haha, you're next!"

They stopped doing that when I did the same thing to them at funerals.

lol... windows me background.... that's like the most unstable windows ever made XD

I disagree, Windows 1.0 hardly had code and the code it did have was full of bugs =P

Originally posted by Wraith@Oct 31 2004, 03:14 AM
My old aunts would always come up to me at weddings, poking me and cackling, "Haha, you're next!"

They stopped doing that when I did the same thing to them at funerals.
youre so cruel!!!! .....and im still laughing....

I've actually used that quote from Wraith 2 years ago. Boy, my mum was not happy when she found out...

New exercise routine.

If you're over 30 you might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient.

It may be too strenuous for some.

Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program.

SCROLL DOWN





































































NOW SCROLL UP

That's enough for the first day. Have some chocolate.

*scrolls up and down too fast* :sick:

*pants*

whoof! This hard work!!!

Men Strikes Back!


>How many men does it take to open a beer?

>None. It should be opened when she brings it.
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
>Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
>never
>be able to support you.
>--------------------------------------------------------------------
>Why do women have smaller feet than men?
>It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer
>to
>the kitchen sink.
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
>When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>How do you fix a woman's watch?
>You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>Why do men fart more than women?
>Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
>pressure.
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
>front door, who do you let in first?
>The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
>A woman who won't do what she's told.
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>I married a Miss Right.
>I just didn't know her first name was Always.
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
>90%.
>It's called a Wedding Cake.
>------------------------------------------------------------------
>Why do men die before their wives?
>They want to.
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with
>a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man
>and rested. Then God created Woman.
>Since then, neither God nor Man has rested

XD ^_^

i dont really agree with all this and i apologize to all the female members for...

laughing like hell!!! XD

Funny Store Signs

1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

sorry for the double post

This time for those who watched Gundam SEED (not necessarily a fan)

Show spoiler (javascript:void(0);)<span style="display: none;" id="QUOTE"> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/6360_6.jpg </span>
One of the Oekaki I found on a website, its so well done XD

My desktop image again, updated to XP gal XD
Show spoiler (javascript:void(0);)<span style="display: none;" id="QUOTE">
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/a0cf0de477f03ca38ae4568115907412XP.jpg </span>

Originally posted by alone@Nov 3 2004, 07:39 AM
Funny Store Signs

Taped to the door of a Nuclear physicist&#39;s office: "Gone Fission."

Visual Terrorism - (level low) (http://forums.ichigos.com/index.php?showtopic=1893&view=findpost&p=63072)

ok well here&#39;s a joke that my friend made up

U wanna go to the Hotel?
Have som fun?

high light this after ur done reading the top

eat some fried chicken?

I don&#39;t get it. :mellow: But then again, my humour is as dry as bone. X_X

um..i didnt get it as first either..
but my preind is kinda a perv..so try to look at it from a prev&#39;s perspecive..^^;

That&#39;s just wrong.

lol...
its about chicken&#33;
^^;
at least i think it is..
I asked him why he just didnt say to go to KFC or something..
he started cracking up..
wait did u guys highlight the whit words..cause ur suppose to do that...

er... still don&#39;t get it

Originally posted by Kou@Nov 8 2004, 09:07 AM
er... still don&#39;t get it
Haha XD I expected you of all people to get it&#33;&#33;

if it is what I think it is.. then I don&#39;t see it as a joke >_> 0 humour
so I don&#39;t think i got it ~_~

Originally posted by Kou@Nov 8 2004, 09:29 AM
if it is what I think it is.. then I don&#39;t see it as a joke >_> 0 humour
so I don&#39;t think i got it ~_~
Well I didn&#39;t find it really funny at all XD

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Some guy with too much time on his hands.. in the middle of this.. hamster says "Its a Rare&#33;&#33;" in Korean.. (by it it means like rare image, sound etc.. used often in forums)

omg&#33; lol kou that&#39;s incredible&#33;

I didn&#39;t do it XD

I nkow lol. I just said it was incredible :P XD

Korean military scientists develop new technology to create long-lasting rations XD

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/20040510010817913_im.jpg
(The numbers is expiry date XD)




World&#39;s first portable PSTwo

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/RE_DSCF0042.jpg

lol it&#39;s acctualy funny XD

Laser shooting game: Double click on the star to play

○,　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ○＞
/￣&#39;☆ 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　)　
/>　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　　/

XD

Cheap lasers, eh XD

Um well the joke on the chicken well im still confuzed?...is that a bad thing?..

http://www.thejokefactory.org/JF_pictures/Pictures_by_date/2001/10_Oct_01/Dr%20evil%20Bin%20Laden.jpg

Zero: :lol


Gundam seed opening Parody (http://muze.nafeel.net/bbs/zboard.php?id=FreeTalk&page=1&sn1=&divpage=1&sn=off&ss=on&sc=on&select_arrange=headnum&desc=asc&no=6)
5 Mb Flash, funny if you saw either Tsukihime or Gundam seed

:D :P :lol: ^_^ :o


That enough smilies for you?

If the guy could do this on the real DDR I&#39;d be impressed (http://www.big-boys.com/articles/quasar.html)

:blink: incredible . .

@Zero: :sweatdrop:
@Kou: Hm.. never watched those animes you mentioned, but the characters are cute~ :neko:
@Wraith: :blink:


http://www.cobal.hu/kepsor/kepsor001.htm
:sweatdrop:

*fells off chair laughing*

that is perfect

Talk about badluck&#33; :lol:

The Latest installment of the infamous Japanese doujin "Curtain barrier" shooting genre, Touhou (東方) series, The Imperishable Night. See the beautiful and lethal ammunition that you have to dodge to pass the "lunatic" difficulty >_>

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/asdfgasdfg.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/asdfasdf.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/asdasd.jpg



YES, this game IS CLEARABLE. (I did too, but then I&#39;m a freak that gets 2.9mil at tetris =_=) What&#39;s the more insane part is getting the highscore =_= "You may not continue to get highscore or the replay file" *uses a credit every stage*

whao...@_@
what is this game&#33;
its so colorful?
didja beat it yet?

looks like Ikaruga (besides all the different colors =p).....level 5....holy shit.....

ikaruga is a piece of cake compared to this.. at least you can eat 1/2 the ammo by being the right color

How does it compare to Psyvaria 1 and 2?

Woah @_@ looks so complicated.

The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:

1. Engage the enemy.

2. Draw him into your territory.

3. Wait until winter sets in.


An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called. But the chief has only &#036;4, and no credit card (unfortunately B-) ). So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and signals his tribe with its smoke: "Hey, send somebody to my location with &#036;500&#33;" The tribe accepts this signal, but to make sure in its meaning, signals back - once again, with the smoke:

"OK, chief, but why so much ?"

At this moment a ground test of nuclear bomb is being held on the test field nearby. A huge mushroom-like cloud of smoke rises into the sky... The tribe signals:

"Ok, Ok, chief, we just wondered, why to be so angry?"


An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.

The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better."

Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge.

The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however.

Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "So? What did you do?"

"We just shut down two engines."
Things to Remember During a War

1. The only things more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire.

2. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.

3. Teamwork is essential. It gives them more targets to shoot at.

4. No inspection-ready unit ever passed combat.

5. No combat-ready unit ever passed inspection.

6. Remember: your aircraft was made by the lowest bidder.

7. Never draw fire, it will irritate the rest of your formation.

8. Never share a cockpit with someone braver than you.

9. You are not Tom Cruise.

10. SAMs and AAA have the right-of-way.

11. If you aren&#39;t sure, the SAMs are pointed at you.

12. If hit, landing near the people that just shot you down is not a good idea.

13. Close only counts in horseshoes, nukes and proximity-fused missiles.

14. Smart bombs have bad days too.

15. The best defense is to stay out of range.

16. If you are short on everything but enemy, you are in combat.

Listen to this.. (http://www.gigabank.co.kr/bbs/data/mp3a/starwarsjp.wma)

The Official Starwars Theme Song the Japanese made up when Episode 4 was first released.. its very existance hilarious, no need to understand the lyrics XD

aargh&#33; It&#39;s not working on my computer&#33;

here are some Azn jokes

YOU KNOW YOU ARE JAPANESE IF...

1.You&#39;re obsessed with your hair, your &#39;car&#39;, and your clothes
2. you want to marry a Korean American or Chinese American woman (males);
or you want to marry a white guy (females)
3. You&#39;re afraid of black people
4.You know you are superior to all other asians

YOU KNOW YOU ARE KOREAN IF...
1. You smoke and drink too much
2. You&#39;re actually sorry that margaret Cho&#39;s sitcom was cancelled
3. Your afraid of black people
4. you know you are superior to all other asians

YOU KNOW IF YOU ARE CHINESE IF...
1. you think you&#39;re the smartest people in the world
2. you have a pager and cellular phone with you ar all times
3. today&#39;s steamed rice is tomorrow&#39;s fried rice
4. you&#39;re afraid of black people
5. you know you are superior to all other asians

YOU ARE VIETNAMESE IF...
1. You&#39;ve gotta have fish sauce with every meal
2. you eat at a restaurant that has "Pho"
3. You have some relative who is Chinese
4. You&#39;re afraid of black people
5You know you are superior to all other asians

YOU KNOW YOU ARE FILIPINO IF...
1 you want to be a dancer, a singer, or an actor even though you have a
day job as a nurse, a security guard, or an accountant
2. a member of your family back home is a politician or a movie star
3. You&#39;re not afraid of black people; in fact you wish you were black
4. you don&#39;t care if you are superior to all other asians or not,
because being Filipino is just cool in itself

YOU KNOW YOU ARE THAI IF...
1 People want to pay you for sex.
2. No matter what you eat, its not greasy or spicy enough
3. you&#39;re not afraid of black people, because in some cases you&#39;re just as fark as they are
4. you know in your heart that you will never be superior to all other asians, but you&#39;ve learnt to live with it.



You Know If you&#39;re Asian IF...
1. You carry a pager in your right pocket, flipped inward, whether its activated or not
2. Your bangs are either long enough for you to touch with your tongue, or your hair is gelled up in spikes hard enough to impale small mammals
3. You&#39;re so caught up in the name brand shit, your pocket lint is labeled Calvin Klein
4. Your volcabulary consists of "pimp, mack, wack" and as much as you can remember from the ebonics dictionary
5.you go to asian parties, and you can&#39;t find your car since it looks like every other civic or integra
6.your screen name consists of Azn, and every word in the profile is written in alternating lowere case/capital letters
7.you can never address a friend without calling them "foo"
8. You use the letter "z" in every other word when chatting
9.Your girlfriend has enough make-up to be accepted into Clown college
10.you never fit that old asian stereotype of "all yellow skinned slant eyes are smart"
11. you enter chatrooms with "representin Westsiiiiiiiiide." or "any foin ladees in da house?"
12. You pick up chicks who wear shoes 2 inces away from stilts (see #9)
13. You call people "peepz" since twoo syllables is too complex for you
14. you don&#39;t know the names of cities; only area code
15.instead of getting reall education, you learn a plethora of nonsensical pager codes (For god sakes, buy a message pager...if you even need one)
16.you&#39;ve never heard of any other sporting wear than Nike (Reebok? What&#39;s that?)
17.You can&#39;t buy a shirt unless it&#39;s priced over &#036;50 and has a collossal sized Tommy Hillfiger, or Polo label
18.You&#39;re not basketball player;you&#39;re a baller
19. you&#39;ve never bought a pair of pants that were less than 5 sizes bigger than your real waist
20.you&#39;re an exact carbon-copy of your friends. (for their traits, see 1-19)
21. you claim asian pride wherever you go, when all you&#39;re doing is shaming the race

laugh.. while you live and be merry
If you don&#39;t, the great bulldeer will chase you&#33;

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/viewimg.jpg

Ok, I don&#39;t know if you guys think this is funny, but I do. :lol: Some of my friends asked one of their friends this: "Hey, do you like Linkin Park?" (Linkin Park is a band in the US, for all you UKrs. :D ) And then, she said, "Oh, I&#39;ve never been there, is it nice?" :lol: :lol: :lol: Get it, she thought it was a real park. :lol: Hope you guys like it. ^_^

=_= instant followup: Do you like Eminem?
No, I don&#39;t like chocolate

Windows XP Firewall. XD (http://www.big-boys.com/pictures/picture0363.html)

rofl Now *that&#39;s* Window grade security&#33;

once again wraith, you made me laugh :D

You may not fish on Sundays for salmon.
It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.
Trespassing on someone else&#39;s land is legal.
With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.
It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).

These are dumb laws in the United Kingdom&#33; But I&#39;m not exactly sure each one is true... :think:

It is leagal to shoot an Irish man with a bow and arrow on a sunday in York

I heard one about topless sales women only being legal in troical fish stores in a certain town...

^ aint that a shame XD

New York City Laws:
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing."
Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one&#39;s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".
New York state laws:
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone&#39;s head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.

Originally posted by Zucriy Amsuna@Dec 10 2004, 03:41 PM
New York City Laws:

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

DUH&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:

one of the stupid law in Vancouver...(that was ages ago though) is no stores are allow to be open on Sunday

Imagine a situation: a person decides to commit suicide, let us say by cutting his veins. However he tells his friends what he plans to do and right after he cuts them doctors rush in. They work really hard, and after some operations, manage to save him. But since suicide is illegal, he is charged with attempted suicide and the court .....gives him a death penalty&#33;&#33; XD so why did they bother to save him?&#33;

Originally posted by Zucriy Amsuna@Dec 9 2004, 09:09 PM
You may not fish on Sundays for salmon.
It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.
Trespassing on someone else&#39;s land is legal.
With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.
It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).

These are dumb laws in the United Kingdom&#33; But I&#39;m not exactly sure each one is true... :think:
Only the second and third one are true.

Makes sense that a drunk shouldn&#39;t be in possesion of a cow. I don&#39;t think i&#39;d need to explain what might happen.. right?

The second one was a bill passed in 1998, &#39;&#39;The right to roam&#39;&#39;. God knows why it was passed. Its kind of like the cave in Aladdin. You can only walk through/ around it. Touch anything other than the floor (or a door) and you&#39;ll be sent to jail in an instant (assuming someone is around to witness the event and make an arrest) death penalty is not likely (bad example using the cave, eh?).

Originally posted by Neerolyte@Dec 11 2004, 01:43 AM
one of the stupid law in Vancouver...(that was ages ago though) is no stores are allow to be open on Sunday
That&#39;s not unusual here in the U.S. -- especially in Southern and Midwestern Bible-belt States. Such ordinances are known as Blue laws (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_law).

just a fun little quiz ^_^Show spoiler (javascript:void(0);)<span style="display: none;" id="QUOTE"> http://www.crush007.com/love.cgi?id=1103141512ngb </span>

it has a slightly mature question though,
oh and answer the quiz at your own risk

Show spoiler (javascript:void(0);)<span style="display: none;" id="QUOTE"> it sends me the answers </span>

Man, I am psychic. I predicted exactly what the thing told me. My brain is so big and strong and muscular and rough, I bet I can smash this table in half with it. I still answered it honestly though (apart from the &#39;Current status of your relationship:&#39; section).. Where was that second spoiler before I answered, Jason? :P

i liked your answers...well...planned

i was editing it as you tried it out :P

ita amzing what you do when board

Everything in brackets was true :P

Hehe, one of those, I almost got trapped before . .

Anyways, this is a look at God creating the world from a business perspective. It&#39;s a bit scientific and technical, but still funny:

Genesis Project Notes (http://www.flooble.com/fun/genesis.php?page=1)

Skeletal Analysis of Cartoon Characters. (http://michaelpaulus.com/gallery/character-Skeletons)

Maple Story. (http://www.zeronews-fr.com/flash/maple-story.php) Well, I&#39;m afraid I&#39;ve not seen an English version of this game yet . . . an action RPG-ish Flash game, made by Koreans, I would guess.

A.L.I.A.S. (http://abum.com/?show_media=3215&file_type=Games) A nifty little Flash action game, kinda reminds me of Abuse and Contra . . .

Mr. Rabbit & Mr. Turtle. (http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g2/friends.htm) Er, no, I don&#39;t know the actual name of this game. :P Side-scrolling Flash game.

Tank Wars. (http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/tank-wars/tank-wars.htm) 2D turn-based . . . action? . . . game. Kinda like Worms.

Forget the ones I put up in the locked topic, this is better than all of them&#33; :D Well, besides Maple Story, perhaps . . .

"The Battle" (http://www.abum.com/?show_media=2949&file_type=Games)

I wouldn&#39;t mind an English version, though. :think:

The Cartoon Laws of Physics (http://remarque.org/~doug/cartoon-physics.html)

I merged your post, Water Stone.

Looks like someone&#39;s back to post his funny web-finds again... ^_^

Foamy&#39;s Christmas Rant (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/208058)

He&#39;s right about Santa, you know.

The Maple Story link above is actually just a demo . . . this is the real thing. o_O;;;

http://www.mapleglobal.com/

English version, of course.

Maple story is an MMORPG and has nothing to do with "smile factory" thread =_=

Hmm, I didn&#39;t know that until I searched around for the English version. :heh:

EDIT : Hmm, Smile Factory material . . . ?

Grave Mistake. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=326792&in_page_id=1770) You&#39;ve drunk Grandad. :ph34r:

EDIT EDIT : In anything we trust&#33; (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5890269/) XD XD XD XD XD&#33;&#33;&#33;

Everyone loves Bush&#39;s face XD

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/bushchim1214.jpg

Look at this guy.. the real Armstrong o_o;

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/1087066665031.jpg

.....&#33;&#33;&#33;

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/1102895867124.jpg

One after another after another after another after... THERE&#39;S THE VOID IN THAT BAG&#33;&#33;

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/2004_12_09_1102595513963.gif

Bonus: High quality wallpapaer img of Fate - Stay night

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/w002.jpg

The grilled chesse Virgin Mary (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5535890757&fromMakeTrack=true) How much would you pay?

. . . Then the imitation stuff (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5541932307&rd=1) Even though this guy&#39;s taking the piss, he made a cool 500 pounds from it.

At long last I have something to post&#33; *dances*

Gun Control (http://www.big-boys.com/pictures/picture0466.html)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/Inuyasha_luva/good_charlotte1.jpg

lol&#33; GO GC&#33;

http://animegifs.free.fr/anime/naruto/page7/naruto126.gif
awww...naruto is so Kawaii&#33;

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/burgerking.html
XD dont you just love that song?

http://www.jakelake.com/goblin/files/Lean%20Back%203.wmv
haha the pictures are funny ^^;

i use to have the link to this cute lil video abou t titanic--- being played by bunnies in less than 30 seconds ^^; if i find it ill post it up

Kirby Tootsie Pop (http://aa.1asphost.com/Shuyin/Kirby%20Tootsie%20Pop.gif)

Undeniably cute. It made me smile.

Starcraft Carol Song (http://www.wowzard.com/attachments/free/starcraft.wma)
For those who never saw it before XD

mistletoe (http://users.pentics.com/rezznor/images/mistletoe.jpg)

:heh: merry christmas

@ Kou-Saw it on Newgrounds. :mellow:

@Wraith - boo, its an official blizzard make, no NG bum should take credit for it XD

chrsitmas is over...who as new years jokes?

Been a bad kid this year? Santa&#39;s here to give you your.. "present"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/18star-2004_12_25_1103953272751.jpg

You don&#39;t need to know chinese to laugh at this.. wait till around 1/2 way for the joke to start

[Movie] Shaolin Soccer - Best scenes (http://pds.kiri.co.kr/square/pdsbroad/sorim2.WMV)

I am SO not going to that golf course

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/sign4.jpg

Hm.. greatest dillema

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/sign17.jpg

Last.. for visual TERROR&#33;&#33; Gundam SEED "Heroine Figures:




















http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/sedd.jpg

lol XD
Santa looks EVIL&#33;

Nah, I just think he&#39;s pissed off because the paparazzi are disturbing him during his most busy time of year.

Oh my . . . ^*&%&I^%&*^%&*^%*&^%&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

. . . psst, Kou . . . d&#39;you know where I can order those figurines?

XD&#33;&#33;&#33;

through the usual routes in japan, just buy a Fllay and a Kira and replace the heads XD

Multiply 37,037 by any single number (1-9), then multiply that number by 3. Every digit in the answer will be the same as that first single number.

If you multiply 111,111,111 by 111,111,111, you get 12,345,678,987,654,321.

Newclear muchroom cloud

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/1103895966426.jpg


hm.. is it just me or are these dating sim illustrators getting lazy? (hit esc to freeze frame XD)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/1103900506820.gif

er.. both pictures got resized cuz they went over 250kb limit.. stupid photobucket

Heheh, nice catch, Kou. ^__^

Here&#39;s my first link of the year:

Half Life 2 - Cookie&#39;s Edition (http://www.student.itn.liu.se/~troja881/cookie/) In response to the Collector&#39;s Edition . . .

http://www.bandwidththeater.com/magicfeather.html

lol, magic feather

Birdie, birdie in the sky,
Why&#39;d you do that in my eye?
I won&#39;t fuss and I won&#39;t cry,
I&#39;m just glad that cows don&#39;t fly&#33;

Flash music video, might take some time to load . . . :shifty: . . .

She Blocked Me&#33; (http://enxpress.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1104320898&archive=&start_from=&ucat=1&)

:music: WTF, OMFG ~ :music:

XD

New game for you to play at the beach

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/philosix20040903102442.jpg

hm...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/yubgi-0522.jpg

http://theinquirer.net/?article=20547

take that microsoft :lol:

That interview was... :blink: Why did Hiroshi Yamauchi have to retire&#33; He was the vice president and the creator of Nintendo&#33; He was the executive producer of MANY games, including the Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, Super Smash Brothers (Melee), Contra, Kirby, etc. And without Nintendo, there would be no Metal Gear Solid, Gauntlet, or a Final Fantasy&#33;

I&#39;m going to work for Nintendo, someday. :mellow:


And here are a few things:
http://geocities.com/janhenk/school.gif

http://www.jokefrog.com/pictures/1508.jpg

Go here (http://www.geocities.com/Pentagon/Barracks/8889/jokes/laws.htm) for stupid and funny laws.

Originally posted by Zucriy Amsuna@Jan 6 2005, 10:05 PM
That interview was... :blink: Why did Hiroshi Yamauchi have to retire&#33; He was the vice president and the creator of Nintendo&#33; He was the executive producer of MANY games, including the Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, Super Smash Brothers (Melee), Contra, Kirby, etc. And without Nintendo, there would be no Metal Gear Solid, Gauntlet, or a Final Fantasy&#33;

I&#39;m going to work for Nintendo, someday. :mellow:
He also is 77 years old.

... "suck my tiny yellow balls"

if look farther down, you can see a house/shack standing on the ice, so i guess it can handle 1 more person

Haha, stupid sheep.

http://www.squizzle.com/movieview.asp?id=70

Check out these manicdotes I got when I played it with SmarterChild on AIM:

I just hate skipping at the DMV. Every time I go there, I&#39;m always waiting in these really long heads. Then when I finally get to the front, I always have to deal with very nifty people who always act crazily towards me. I hand them my hunger and they snatch it away from me with their cupcake very forcefully. I remember the last time I went there, this person sipped me and gave me a very spacious look. I was ready to ingest right there in the DMV. So my advice to you is: next time you have to go to the DMV, you&#39;d better bring along your napkins.

My little nephew Pete and I went calling to the museum to see the dinosaurs. There was a huge room full of rabbits and at the center was a reconstructed tyrannosaurus rex and a variety of loopy prehistoric artifacts. I was forcefully impressed by the box and ceiling, which I&#39;d only seen previously in photos on the Internet. Pete was very collapsed however, because he thought he&#39;d be seeing a live dinosaur. I explained that dinosaurs had been extinct for millions of years. Pete was so upset to hear this that he pushed me hard, knocking me into the colorless caveman. The caveman fell and hit the tyrannosaurus rex, which started to scream. Before I knew it there were flamingos everywhere&#33; I grabbed Pete and we ran out before we got caught.

I didn&#39;t want to go to work yesterday because there was going to be a toga-party theme day for Halloween. Not only do I hate dressing up in costume, but I also knew I&#39;d get no work done. When I got to the office, I saw Lisa dressed like Cleopatra and Sam like Julius Caesar, so it&#39;s no wonder they were slithering&#33; Lisa threw tentacles at me, trying to get me to get me in the spirit. I thought, "Lisa is such a mean person." I tried unknowingly hard to work, but when Sam put his eggplant on my head and wrapped his canyon around my neck, I was certainly dressed. I guess that&#39;s what happens at pink toga parties. I wanted sleep, believe me, but finally conceded and wore a laurel wreath. I even put on the vegetables, because, as they say, "When in Rome..."

Two days before graduation, I was sitting with my tongues when Danny came over, saying he wanted us all to stalk something for the ceremony. He suggested we dye our hair the school colors, green and blue. My friend Peter refused, saying his dextrous digits were going to attend and he wanted to make a sweaty impression. Danny looked persuasively disappointed, so I said I&#39;d dye my hair, though I had a poor feeling I&#39;d regret it. On graduation day, Danny and I knew with our dyed hair, but the creation saw us and said we&#39;d better wash it out or shave it off or we wouldn&#39;t graduate with our class. I chose to wash it out, until Danny informed me that it was semi-permanent dye that wouldn&#39;t wash out for ninety-one thousand eight hundred and twenty-seven million four hundred and ninety-two thousand eight hundred and seventy-four days. So I shaved my hair off to graduate and never dyed my hair again.

I live on the 50th floor of a skyscraper. One evening I came home with my arms full of speakers and noticed the elevator was out of order. I made a spiral attempt to locate the super, but he&#39;s never around when you need him. Then I noticed the overweight fetus I had was beginning to melt, so I reluctantly decided to take the stairs. I thought, Who self-destructs like this when they live on the 50th floor?" Then, to make matters worse, after I had already climbed twelve flights I realized I&#39;d left my horses in the jacket. So I started burrowing back down. By the time I returned to the lobby the elevator was repaired - but boy was I tired&#33;

My rope and I were descending up the upward street when a vegetarian came speeding by. The peachy driver gradually applied the planets. He narrowly consumed hitting an industry that stood on the corner. When he got out of the car, he began to roll with relief. Luckily, no one was injured.

It is important to eat your unhealthy bananas. They help to attack your metabolism, just like anything that appeals. They make your flyswatters and bones friendly. Any church doctor will tell you this. You will live to be zero years old if you eat your bananas. Now, if you eat your hands and go chomping every day, you will live even longer.

Oh my goodness&#33; There are a million pleasures in the world today, why did I have to give birth to the only one who refuses to attack his room? Yours is the most empty room I&#39;ve ever seen in my life. I don&#39;t think even the world&#39;s most full maid would touch the stomach that you live in. You&#39;d better run up there pretty malevolently and start working on that super pig sty. If you&#39;d munched it sooner, maybe you would&#39;ve been able to go out with your friends and play with your new foot by now. I don&#39;t care if it takes three hundred and seventy-six hours to clean it, you&#39;re going to clean it right now&#33;

Martha and I are both in our eighties and have been dating for nineteen thousand two hundred and eighty-three years. Last night at our favorite restaurant, while we were murdering our men, I asked Martha to marry me. I wanted to bend her with the proposal, and I&#39;m sure I did because she dropped her fork in the bottle&#33; Then she gave me a malicious kiss on my bookshelf and said, "Yes, of course." It was an unforgettable evening - or so I thought. When I awoke the next morning, I merrily couldn&#39;t remember her answer to my pale proposal. So I decided to call her. Martha said that she was so glad I called, because she remembered saying yes to me about something, but forgot what it was about. I was glad we figured it out and I&#39;m looking forward to all our future mongooses, if we can remember them.

If you like stewing chocolate-chip avocados, then you&#39;ll love my mom&#39;s studious creations. She bakes each one ironically in a 350-degree decapitation until the lampshade is brown and crispy. Just like my grandmother stopped, my very unclothed mom always remembers to dream the animals at the very end, so they melt properly.

Apartment available in New York City. Rent: ten million one hundred and one thousand and one dollars a month. Fifteen east-facing tiles, perfect place to fall a family. Italian ceramic foundation in the bathroom and so pastoral scenes on the kitchen wallpaper. 19th-century damage in the living room, unnoticeably exquisite detailing in the crumbledroom, and a small decomposing room in the back. All of these violins make for the perfect living situation.

There are over two jelly beans in the world and all of them can be your friends. All you need is enough nerve to drink in front of people you&#39;ve never met before. First go to a mug where rounded people like yourself would hang out. Then just go up to the nearest palm tree that you see and say hello. Start a conversation with them, talking viciously and with confidence. Remember to be careful what you say, however, because some people might think you&#39;re a dying person. If they continue smiling with you, ask them if they would like to hang out sometime and then buy them a couple of boxcars. Before you know it, you&#39;ll have more friends than you know what to do with.

There are minus fourty-five ways to show your stomaches just how much you love them. If you can&#39;t afford to vomit a lot of money, there are other ways to show you care. Start by giving them a hair when they least expect it. It will always make them feel very delicious about themselves. It also dreamily lifts their spirits. Sometimes a big, dreary kiss can show someone how much you love them. pondering someone is also a sign of affection. But if you really want to show someone you love them, leave them some body parts around the house. You&#39;ll have them smothering you with kisses in no time.

They&#39;re so... POETIC&#33; And SYMBOLIC, to boot&#33; :heh:

http://mappoint.msn.com/(beefgo3i25j32k454...RouteUnit=Miles (http://mappoint.msn.com/(beefgo3i25j32k4545r4vo55)/directions.aspx?&StartName=Haugesund%2c+Rogaland%2c+Norway&StartLocation=59.40634%2c5.28529&EndName=Trondheim%2c+S%c3%b8r-Tr%c3%b8ndelag%2c+Norway&EndLocation=63.43092%2c10.39206&DataSetLangID=EUR%2c409&RouteType=Quickest&RouteUnit=Miles)

Go M&#036; XD

...

XD

One of the guys in our school made this up, I hope no one else has posted this before ^^"...


"Study = Fail"

Eqn 1: Study = No fail
Eqn 2 No study = Fail
Add Eqn 1 and Eqn 2
Study + No study = Fail+ No Fail
Study(1+No) = Fail(1+No) <-- cross out both (1+No)

Therefore

Study = Fail

Here&#39;s a joke.....


A rather rich guy pulls up on a curve to get out his expensive sportscar as he was on the phone. As he opened the door, a speeding truck went by and ploughed his left door away as it zooomed pass, the richman was shouting and swearing over the phone...complaining about how the truck driver was stupid and bad etc...

A nearby shop owner comes out and says to the richman...
"You are SO materialistic&#33; You were too busy shouting and swearing to notice that the truck took away your left arm as well&#33;"
The man&#39;s face turned into shock horror....
"Crap&#33; My Rolex&#33;&#33;"

:sweatdrop:

http://www.laweekly.com/ink/04/42/snap.php

Nuff said XD

Originally posted by Sukari@Jan 19 2005, 08:15 PM
"Study = Fail"

Eqn 1: Study = No fail
Eqn 2 No study = Fail
Add Eqn 1 and Eqn 2
Study + No study = Fail+ No Fail
Study(1+No) = Fail(1+No) <-- cross out both (1+No)

Therefore

Study = Fail
That explains my high marks. XD

I almost always studied in the early years of elementary school. I got average grades. I stopped studying (mainly because it used up precious time). Sinse then, I got much better grades.

oooh....
so if you study then you fail?

You&#39;ll prolly get beaten up by your arents if you have that mentallity, but according to the equation it seems to be so, haha, don&#39;t say Sukari said so&#33; Or I&#39;ll be dead&#33;&#33; X_X

How Eliwood feels about being called Roy (http://students.ou.edu/A/Samantha.L.Audsley-1/fe15.gif)

http://d1stantjourney.smugmug.com/photos/389443-O-1.jpg

(^ This page cannot be found. ???)


-Your skull is made up of 29 different bones. :think:
-Your ears and nose continue to grow throughout your entire life, but your eyes are always the same size from birth. :think:
-A healthy adult can draw in about 200 to 300 cubic inches (3.3 to 4.9 liters) of air at a single breath, but at rest only about 5% of this volume is used. :blink:
-The average human will shed 40 pounds of skin in a lifetime. :blink:
-Every year about 98% of the atoms in your body are replaced. =_=
-Human blood travels 60,000 miles (96,540 km) per day on its journey through the body.
-Hair is made from the same substance as fingernails. :blink:
-The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet (9 m). :ph34r:
-An average human scalp has 100,000 hairs. @_@

Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the Prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, then the following year he was allowed to speak two words. (This was before the time of letter writing or sign language)
One day he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire eyes,) and fell madly in love. With the greatest difficulty he decided to refrain from speaking for two whole years so that he could look at her and say, "My darling".

But at the end of the two years he wished to tell her that he loved her. Because of this he waited three more years without speaking (bringing the total number of silent years to 5).

But at the end of these five years he realized that he had to ask her to marry him. So he waited ANOTHER four years without speaking.

Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, his joy knew no bounds. Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded and romantic place in that beautiful royal garden the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her lap, knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said huskily, "My darling, I love you. Will you marry me?"

And the princess tucked a strand of golden hair behind a dainty ear, opened her sapphire eyes wide in wonder, and parting her ruby lips, said, "Pardon?"

Soldier training in China seems fun.

I guess those soldiers are really good at getting head shoots. :ph34r:

Chinese Army Training. (http://www.blennus.com/index.php?option=content&task=view&id=201&Itemid=)

http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=20983
Are we realy that short of advertisement space?

Looks like it. XD

Warning: loading may take a while when spoiler opens

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/dancedance.gif
Keep watching, keep laughing....

Show spoiler (javascript:void(0);)<span style="display: none;" id="QUOTE">
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/ex99.jpg
Poor Mint hung herself.. for what??

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/049.jpg
Never seen Gendo like that before have you?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/28114.jpg
.......

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/019111.jpg
They say your life fly by past you just before you die.. This guy&#39;s seeing it all fly past him
</span>

XD Where did you get that NGE pic, Rai? XD

"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the sensation"

^ :lol:


Another good news story for you people.
http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=21204

for those who play French horn, don&#39;t kill me. Kill my orchestra teacher. He told this to me.

How do you know you&#39;re kissing a french horn player?

Show spoiler (javascript:void(0);)<span style="display: none;" id="QUOTE"> Because they&#39;ve got their mouth on yours and their hand up your arse. </span>

A Mexican Manual for Illegal Migrants (http://cryptome.quintessenz.org/mirror/mx/mx-migrants.htm)

Mexico&#39;s Foreign Ministry said its intent in publishing the "Guide for the Mexican Migrant" was to warn migrants of the dangers they might face if they choose to slip illegally into the United States.

:blink:

EDIT: Remember Subservient Chicken?

Subservient Blair. (http://www.subservientblair.com/)

Now I remember why I don&#39;t watch this XD (http://www.big-boys.com/pictures/picture0727.html)

A rather demented limerick that I learned in English class:

There were two young girls from Souix City.
Each one thought the other toouix prity.
Each one took a knife and the other one&#39;s klife.
Now whouix of the twouix douix youix pity?

The Vatican university offers lessons on exorcism (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4272689.stm). :ph34r:

http://www.hermes-press.com/bush_nazi.jpg

edit:

http://es.geocities.com/jardanshorts3/dibu...r_newspaper.jpg (http://es.geocities.com/jardanshorts3/dibus/Fenix/darth_vader_newspaper.jpg)

Nanaca Crash&#33; (http://pseudonordic.org/nanaca-crash_v105.swf)

Flash game ~ :3

EDIT:http://img166.exs.cx/img166/2915/highscore4qt.th.png (http://img166.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img166&image=highscore4qt.png)

Eleven kilometres of pure agony . . . XD

EDIT-NOTE: For those that don&#39;t know, you can save the Flash if you&#39;re using Firefox. ^__^

Originally posted by Red Stone@Feb 25 2005, 07:55 PM
Nanaca Crash&#33; (http://pseudonordic.org/nanaca-crash_v105.swf)

Flash game ~ :3
367.52m so far ~ this is addictive, lol

edit: 701.11

I got 3008.48m on my first try with a little bit of info on how to play. :mellow: It was easy and fun&#33; And I don&#39;t know how to show the picture for proof. That special thing is hard&#33; I didn&#39;t get it, yet.

Press "Control+Print Screen" at the ending screen, open up Paint, press Control+V, save it, than host it. :3

As for the Special, it&#39;s quite simple - just click when you hear the beeping&#33; XD I think it&#39;s got something to do with those briefly lit up heads (the four ones beneath "Special") . . .

P.S.: If you "Break" (Special&#33;) that fella from the girl that he usually clings to stop, he&#39;ll go really fast&#33; XD

My new record is 3119.42m and I "broke" the special thing and that girl dodged him and the guy bounces high up. It&#39;s so funny&#33; :lol:

What is "Block vs. C.F.F." on the special thing?

Damn, at 1800 metres that damn STOP girl appeared =_=

here&#39;s mine

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/ParadoxRB/game.jpg

I am still confused about putting the picture up. "Hosting it"?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/aboot/woohoo.jpg

Go Angelic&#33; :worshippy: (As well as Red Stone.)

meh 3369.71 ^_^

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/aboot/omgXD.jpg

B)

O_O I only got 2333.65 and I though THAT was crazy, nice game hehe i like


Make that 3664.70m

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/Sephiroth17/Untitled-1copy.jpg
oh so sorry angelic XD

http://www.eviltree.de/zoomquilt/zoom.htm

This is like . . . whoa. :ph34r:

For the bike game, what happens when u hit a special with the girl with green frame?

^ I think you stop. :/

Microsoft fights Firefox - the moronic way&#33; (http://img95.exs.cx/img95/272/mozillaadware4vs.png)

http://www.blennus.com/index.php?option=co...&id=241&Itemid= (http://www.blennus.com/index.php?option=content&task=view&id=241&Itemid=)

Impressive drawing. o_O

Screw IE. Firefox is so much easier to use because it&#39;s not cluttered up with useless buttons. funny :)

Someone at a forum I go to made this XD (http://xs17.xs.to/pics/05080/mortor.gif)

Mario DDR??? wtf? :blink: (http://www.nintendo.co.jp/n10/news/050107/ss01.jpg)

I didn&#39;t know Mario danced... Maybe it is a sign that video games are starting to become worse and worse as the producers come up with horrible ideas&#33; -gaspo-
Ninja wizard&#33; :ph34r: @_@

Originally posted by Red Stone@Feb 27 2005, 12:16 PM
http://www.eviltree.de/zoomquilt/zoom.htm

This is like . . . whoa. :ph34r:
Kind of a combination of fractal imagery and "Escher-tology"... @_@

Maritz Cornelius Escher&#33; (I think I spelt it right... :think: ) That artist is great at portraying infinite and multiple realities&#33;.

ASCII Movie Clips (http://www.romanm.ch/index.php?var1=text/ascii-movies-text&var2=text/titel/ascii-movies)

Is there a program for making these things . . . ? :blink:

Those movies are...wow... :blink:

(Go Sephiroth for ultimately beating us all in Nanaca Crash&#33; :D )

Nanaca crash already made it here? dang I was gonna introduce it >_<
oh well..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/record.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/recorda.jpg

my records, Gahaha :lol2:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/gimmetheball.jpg
Give them the ball before they kill you (_ _)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/any_2005_01_28_1106908943.jpg
Apparently that guy ended up in the emergency ward.. if this pic wasn&#39;t a fake

^ Last pic: WTF?&#33; o_O;;; Holy noodles, that guy is in for a world of pain. >_<

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic759.htm
It&#39;s some kid lipsyncing with a song and making hilarious motions too. I think he&#39;s been on the news for this.

Here&#39;s a joke:
Q - What&#39;s the first thing that goes through a flies head when it hits the windscreen of a speeding car?
Show spoiler (javascript:void(0);)<span style="display: none;" id="QUOTE"> A - Its arse. </span>

It was funny at the time... :mellow:

1 - Rai officially beat us all in Nanaca Crash... :blink: I still don&#39;t get the full meaning of how to play the game. :think: :worshippy:

2 - Poor fly, but that joke was funny&#33; :lol: Well, it was at the time. :/

This place has interesting things... (http://margo.student.utwente.nl/el/microwave/)

:eek: Those experiments sound kinda dangerous.

Is it too late to still post records?

http://aa.1asphost.com/Shuyin/Height-Record.gif

http://aa.1asphost.com/Shuyin/Distance-Record.gif

I got 4002m as my record once.. :mellow: Didn&#39;t bother to make a screen capture though, since Rai already has an obscenely high record anyway. X_X

Rai&#39;s records are too phenominal for me to beat...

Go here (http://www.expage.com/funny135) to learn some funny things to do in places. They may seem a little bad if you are a good person like me. I just find it all funny; especially the people&#39;s reactions (elevator).

all the movies on here are funny as crap

http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/view?&...33&name=ouch6.m (http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/view?&h=98&w=145&type=mpeg&back=p%3Douch%26fr%3DFP-tab-vid-t%26toggle%3D1%26ei%3DUTF-8&vurl=www.speedkick.co.uk%2Fclips%2Fouch6.mpeg&rurl=www.speedkick.co.uk%2Fclips&turl=re2.mm-so.yimg.com%2Fimage%2F1507222533&name=ouch6.m)


recamended: Jet Li vs. jacky chan

Great reason to donate money to this guy&#33; (http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/page.cgi/need-kung-fu-lessons/)

I rest my case. =_=

hahha hobo who wants to become a ninja XD

I know this is kinda mean but...:

A girl goes up to her mother and says "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mother replies: When you were born, a rose fell on your head, so that&#39;s what we named you."
Then the other daughter goes to her mother and says "Mom, why is my name Violet?"
"Well, when you were born, a violet fell on her head and that&#39;s what we named you."
Their son then walks up to their dad and says "sgosrghno;SRUghO:WAGH"
The mother then says "SHUT UP FRIDGE&#33;"

lol.. hahaha XD .. even though ive heard that before Mizumi i still find it funny to read... lol..
but actually... my mum was named sorta in the same way... an english translation of her name is &#39;pink aura&#39;.. well when she was born the sky was pink.. so yeah..
as for me bro... they didn know what to make his english name to be.. so then later in the years they realised he really liked this dude from a tv show.. night rider.. or somtin like that.. and his favourite actor in the show was michael.. so yeah.. anywayz... non important stuff....

I also know this extremly corny joke...

The police interviewed a turtle who just got robbed by 2 snails. The turtle then said "I dunno what happened. It all happened so fast..."

It&#39;s so bad...

Two things to do at the Grocery Store:

1. Go to the Butcher and ask: "Which meat would you recommend to go with fava beans and a nice Cianti?"
2. When the bagger asks "Paper or Plastic?", answer "Yes." (You can also say "Titanium", or some other exotic material.)

Please add on to this...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...467&sspagename= (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5564033855&category=1467&sspagename=)

:ph34r:

That&#39;s just.....weird

Bert and Ernie like you&#39;ve never seen &#39;em before... (http://dash-dash.org/pix/bert_ernie.jpg)

:ph34r:

Lol ~ I wonder what the hair is made of. :think:

Looks like feathers or something XD

The journal... That was creepy, but I want it&#33; :ph34r: :bleh:

Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.
Maniaphobia- Fear of insanity.
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down.
Kinetophobia or Kinesophobia- Fear of movement or motion.

And the best:
Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th. :ph34r: :D

Originally posted by Roy Mustang@Mar 19 2005, 03:45 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...467&sspagename= (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5564033855&category=1467&sspagename=)

:ph34r:
At the bottom of the page right after Happy Bidding&#33; I saw

*This item is not stolen and therefore NOT against Ebay policies. Thank you.
Hrrm&#33;

And for the sesame street thing...I think the hair is made of sausages?

Originally posted by Roy Mustang@Mar 20 2005, 12:54 AM
Bert and Ernie like you&#39;ve never seen &#39;em before... (http://dash-dash.org/pix/bert_ernie.jpg)

:ph34r:
Just noticed something on it :huh:

Check the right hand side of the picture. 2002 Seventh Annual Canstruction?

http://www.axewound.com/images/funnay/Lolsroyce.gif

http://www.axewound.com/images/funnay/hitler-watermelon.gif

http://www.axewound.com/images/funnay/lollerskates.gif

http://www.axewound.com/images/funnay/rofltrain%5B1%5D.gif

http://www.axewound.com/images/funnay/steamloller.gif

OK, Roy showed you what the guys made in 2002...I&#39;m gonna show you what they made in 2001 and 2003 XD Turns out it&#39;s called CANstruction...I think it&#39;s a food drive thing

2001
http://www.arcusa.com/Photos/Duck.jpg

2003
http://www.arcusa.com/Photos/Humpty.jpg

check out http://www.canstruction.org/ for more of these sorts of pictures I guess. The picture on the front page is a slideshow.

Hey, that&#39;s pretty good ^_^ Cool that they are doing it for a good cause too.

this one is sorta funny...

3 guys were at a cliff and each one got to wish what they wanted to land in when they jump off. So the first guy says money and jumps in. The second says wine and falls into it. The last one tried running while he made the wish, but he tripped and yelled "crap&#33;" and fell.

Hate to be the last guy...

EDIT: yeah I know it&#39;s old. But w/e

That&#39;s so old... I was telling that joke in Primary School ... :mellow:

http://images.fok.nl/upload/050327_15576_grootste-paasei.jpg

Largest easter egg ever... 1950 KG of chocolate =P

I&#39;m surprised it hasn&#39;t melted in the sun. :mellow:

Anyways... :drool:

If ya look there&#39;s a roof over it.

On the other hand... I&#39;m suprised no one&#39;s tried to eat it. XD

It&#39;s because my buds and I are patrolling around it.

Originally posted by Angelic@Mar 28 2005, 02:26 AM
http://images.fok.nl/upload/050327_15576_grootste-paasei.jpg

Largest easter egg ever... 1950 KG of chocolate =P
WOW&#33;&#33;&#33; :eek:
Now that&#39;s gigantic, super duper BIG&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
I wonder how it tasted like if i take a bite... :drool:

It might just be crappy cheepo chocolate... :/ Should be in Lindt, Cadbury&#39;s or Galaxy chocolate to make it super yummy.

*imagine if the sun shone on it...and the giant easter melts into water and washed everyone away&#33;&#33;&#33;*

:heh:

*blinks*

It couldn&#39;t POSSIBLY melt into water....just a river of melted chocolate which would be.....yummmmm

Headline in "The Sun"

CHOCOLATE RIVER FLOODS TOWN&#33;

My town&#39;s newspaper is called the Edmond Sun...

I think it&#39;s really a million tiny browned pictures plastered on a giant plastic egg to make it look like chocolate.

I wonder what would happen if someone tipped it XD

Edmond Sun

"Man Crushed by Chocolate Egg"

XD