Hey, this is going to be a really random post.. but I was just looking for some tips in growing facial hair and maintaining it (but mostly growing it)... anybody have any tips? hahaha

It helps to know what you want to grow, beard works kinda different from moustache. but here's a universal tip: Don't shave.

Ok seriously, not much to it, trim them regularly using scissors never a razor, ask your dad, etc.

http://epicurious.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/27/simpsons_luigirisotto_2.jpg

perfection.

btw, make sure you use a protractor so that both halves of the moustache are equal

btw, make sure you use a protractor so that both halves of the moustache are equal

This is very important.

Famous moustaches throughout history (http://www.squidoo.com/moustache)

Stubble for the win.

Lol, that website is so...

I mean ok, we get that no one likes Hitler, but frankly, it's a freaking article about Mustaches, no need to bias everything the man wore or did just because he was a nut.

Ummm....look at your face in the mirror and see if you have a wide area of facial to grow one. If you don't.....abandon your dreams.

Plus the mustache Hitler had was first used by Charlie Chaplin in the early 1900s. Back when Hitler was a damn brat and a failure artist.

Even though he failed, I think he produced a few good paintings. Of course, it's totally not-done to say Hitler did anything good, but I think at least some of his paintings were pretty nice :P

^ Yeah, I can agree to that. I probably saw two or three of his paintings and they were pretty good. I wonder if Hitler still painted while he was killing people........no, he was clinically insane during that time.

Technically, Hitler didn't kill anyone. He just gave the order to do so :P