Like the title says, share something about you that nobody would've guessed in a million years.

*thinks that every man needs a domme ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_dominance) every now and then*

Theres a reason people don't know those things. Why would you randomly admit to 'em. Otherwise yer not really sharing the ones that came to mind.

I renamed the thread because it did not sound too friendly. :P

And there are embarrassing stuffs that actually you do not feel so embarrassed anymore, but just laugh of what happened. :P


I once felt embarrassed because I took 30 minutes to cut in a machine something a client gave me... I suck when I need to cut stuffs and the machine's knife was not cutting so great.

Men that seek dommes are usually of a high power status or just kinky perverts.
- I once got so drunk that I woke up some hours later in the hallway outside my own bedroom. Apparently I'd not managed to unlock my own bedroom door so just gave up and made a bed out of my coat and corridor floor.

Theres a reason people don't know those things. Why would you randomly admit to 'em. Otherwise yer not really sharing the ones that came to mind.

Because we're courageous enough to admit our kinks and even find humor in them.

I am receiving Victoria's Secret Magazines ACCIDENTALLY. I let someone to buy something with my debit card, and accidentally she marked something and now I receive Victoria's Secret Magazines. The embarrassing was when my mother gave it to me then I saw it said my name, and I was like what the #$(&# is this? Why it have my name?! I did not know what to say to my mom, lol.

I was watching this one anime a year ago, during my summer vacation. It was obviously rated MA and I was watching on the computer when randomly there was a scene of someone's panty being right smack on the screen.... and my dad just entered the room. I turned super red and I quickly got out of it, but I don't know if he saw it or not... That was super embarrassing! I wouldn't expect something like that to happen right away! Plus, it didn't show any freakin' panties on the past episodes at all! D:

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I was watching this one anime a year ago, during my summer vacation. It was obviously rated MA and I was watching on the computer when randomly there was a scene of someone's panty being right smack on the screen.... and my dad just entered the room. I turned super red and I quickly got out of it, but I don't know if he saw it or not... That was super embarrassing! I wouldn't expect something like that to happen right away! Plus, it didn't show any freakin' panties on the past episodes at all! D:

Hahah! I can't tell you how many times that has happened to me. I was going to say something like that, because it seems that I've watched a lot of shows or movies where one of my parents will walk in at JUST the right moment to make them say, "What kind of movie is this anyway?!"

That also happen to me. With anime I have to watch it with headphones because of their moaning talking... XD

LOL. I always had these close calls with my parents. If I kept it up any longer than a second, they're seriously going to be asking what show I'm watching. Pretty hard to answer that question. :P

I once farted during the SAT. All you hear was a bunch of pencils noises and out of the blue you hear... Bppoooo.... I acted like I heard someone farting and went about my business. Being nervous during the SAT wasn't enough that I needed to feel embarrassed, too? Oh Lord Almighty!

I went bowling last week, and when I threw the ball, I fell down with it. Almost broke my damned wrist. I know this is a pretty common one, and it was more hilarious than embarrassing, but...meh. XD

occasionaly i get incredably teary eyed when watching touching sceens, everone else is taking it in thier stride but im on the edge... but the realy dramatic over done sceens dont hit me at all.

@Zero
your initial thought is correct and proven *cough*

An Ichigos FML!

I use to do translation work for fansubbing groups and the place I usually did it was at the university library. In one scene, a girl was trapped inside a box and she was screaming like she was being raped. I turned my head and the headphones became unplugged. I received awkward looks from across the floor for the next 5minutes...fml.

One day women in a car stopped to ask me a direction, I went totally blank in my mind and instead of talk coherently I started moving my head everywhere, pointing everywhere and saying: Buugh waag tat aehh ehh ahhh shutatartouga gagasgnaskjfgnaskgh... In other words, I forgot how to talk for a few seconds. I ended pointing to my mother to help them and I got inside my mother's car. I still don't know how on earth my brain did not process anything in that moment! XD

I eat raw peppercorn after lunch to both clear my pallet and to freshen my breath. I also do that when drinking a strong bodied soda (i.e. everything but fruit flavored soda).

What? It's perfectly normal for guys to dress like this in some countires.

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h255/porschegtiii/Cross_Dress.png

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And now... you've solidified your name forever in the Ichiogian history books, my dear friend.

Ah, the Porsche Chronicles. I remember those days.

Crap that was years ago. I are teh old. Just realized I'm now probably M's age when we met. :huh:

I was standing outside a train station waiting for a taxi and I see a woman crossing the street with her daughter in her arms. I looked to the other sides and when I look back she crossed the street and was in front of me with her boobs hanging out because when she put her daughter down the thing she was wearing came down and she did not have a bra. More embarrassing for her but she probably looked at me as a pervert...