As there didn't seem to be a Fun & Games section, I figured this would be the best place for this. It's a game called "Corrupt a Wish." How it works is that one forum member makes a wish, then the next person after him grants this wish, but ruins it in some way (as horrible as your devious mind can invent or as light), then finishes with a wish of their own. From there, someone else (or the original wisher) grants theirs, corrupts it, and makes another wish. For example:

Member 1: I wish I had all the steak I could eat!
Member 2: Granted. But it's undercooked and you get tapeworms. I wish my gf and I could patch things up.
Member 3: Granted, but now she cheats on you all the time. I wish I didn't get carsick.
Member 1: Granted, now you're just sick all the time! XD

...and so forth and so on. So without further ado, I'll start!

I wish this job would last longer than 30 days.

Granted, but your job duties now switch to sucking big black greasy cock all day.

I wish that this thread won't get closed.

It doesn't get closed but you get banned in return.

Na j/k, but I will close this thread since we don't want these random forum games all over the place.