Ok this is for people to make jokes on InuYasha..{achem} this ones mine super funny!

Ok imagine Sessuramru {sp?} in a pink bathrobe with his boa dyed pink singing "Im too sexy for my shirt...." you know that song funny huh?

Song Dedications:

Kagome to Inuyasha: "How much is that doggie in the window?"
Sesshomaru to Inuyasha: "He ain't heavy, he's my Brother!"
Sango to Miroku: "I want a Man (with a slow hand)"
Miroku to Sango: "Why do fools fall in love?"
Kouga to Kagura: "Evil Woman"
Inuyasha to Kikyou: "Cold, Cold Heart" and "I wanna keep on Lovin' you"
Inuyasha & Co. to Naraku: "We won't get fooled again!"
Jinenji to Kagome: "Why can't we be friends?"
Sango to Kirara or Kagome to Buyo: "What's new, Pussycat?"
Inuyasha to Kouga: "Bark at the Moon"
Inuyasha to Myoga: "I've got you under my skin"
Jaken to Rin: "Go away little girl"

I'm sure I'll think up plenty more, so don't be surprised if this gets edited once in a while. :D

me (and i'm sure quite a few others) to Kikyou(kick you, kikyou? Gladly!) anyway: "Cold Hard Bitch"

Hey now thats not at all funny people say im either kagome or Kikyou and I like Kikyous charater! evilness...

Ok things InuYasha would NEVER say...
"You know Sango your WAY hotter than Kagome."
"I'm sorry." Ha that would be the first...
"Hey Kagome can we play that fun "sit" game of yours one more time?"
"YAY!!!{Rumps throught feild of wild flowers}

Things Kagome would NEVER say...
"Of course I will bear your child Meroku."
"InuYasha I think I will leave you for Shippo hes more loyal to me than you."
"INUYASHA---Theres a bug on me!get it!"
[Followins sitboy] "Heel!Stay!Roolover!"

Things Sango would NEVER say...
"How come you never hit on me Miroku?"
{looks at half destroyed house} "I just thought you wind tunnel would be a better vac...hehe."
"Miroku will you be the father of my children?"
"Sango:Miroku where did you learn to become such a pervert?
Miroku:I've trained at Roshi's island in the dragonball world for a long time."

Things Miroku would NEVER say...
"Ewwww!Girls!..they have cooties!"

Things Shippo would NEVER say...
"Im off to see my girlfriend."
*Walks over to rin*"Will you bear my child miss?"

Things Sessy shan {Mr.Fluffy or sessuramirou} would NEVER say..
"Dude jonkin you ROCK!"
"lalalallllaaa what are you people staring at?never seen a demon sing before?"
"Next time Rin falls asleep lets throw her in a ditch..."
"Great I have the sword now I dont want it...{sees InuYasha has a cat} Hey InuYasha has I cat!I want a cat!"{tries to take InuYashas cat}
"wow two woman?way to go little bro!"

Thngs Kikyou would NEVER say...
"InuYasha...{leans in for a kiss} you...you have a sever dog breath you now that?ever conciter tic taks?"
"Hey kagome...nice clothing.."


Ok thats it good or not?please tell me! :D

One more thing Inuyasha would never say: "Okay, I'm ready for my flea bath!"

One more thing Shippo would never say: "Sure, Inuyasha; you can have some of my food..."

One thing you'll never hear Miyoga say: "I'll save you!"

One thing you'll never hear Naraku say: "Can we all just get along?"

thats so funny!LOL! :P any more?

i dont noe ne but man those r funny :lol:

OhOH ! I got something....
"This song is dedacated to all the women willing to bear my child!" Miroku says as he gets on stage Sango follows behind unnoticed Miroku starts singing "Stop!In the name of love oh wont you please bear my child!OH Stop!..." Sango hits him "Ok woman please move along nothing to see here!" Sango carrys Miroku off with Kelala

SWITCHED
Think Kagome and InuYasha + Sango and Miroku switch cloths....= Scary....

POKER
Sango plays bad but still has a lot of cloths on because of all her secret pockets Miroku has only this shirt off saying "When will this game REALLY start?" and Kagome has all cloths on screaming at InuYasha he can not take his neckless off and the funny thing is he has only one thing left his underpants....I wonder who brought the cards and whos idea this was?...{Kagome!}

ok thats it funny or ot you decide and tell me..

The best thing I once saw about Inuyasha was a signature on another forum that said "Inuyasha is gay" with a fucked up image of the stupid dog next to it.

:huh: but why? :cold: :crybaby: why my InuYasha!noo! :heh: sorry but must you say it that way?oh so ya know hes not gay!I just thought I tell ya so yeah...ok anyone jokes?Or comments?

The whole series is a joke to me, and a pretty funny one. ^.^

Oh my gosh lookie at what I fopund please look at this! click here! (http://www.advancedanime.com/displayimage.php?pid=41259) You HAVE to see it it is SO funny!HA now is this funny.

You know you watch too much Inuyasha when...

- You rename your cat "Buyo" and feed him/her as much as possible.
- You make a clay thing and call her Kikyo.
- You constantly say sit to annoying people.
- Whenever someone says sit, you fall.
- You roleplay for the rest of your life.
- You try to ride your cat, thinking it's Kirara.
- You draw a circle on your hand and call it your 'Wind Tunnel.'
- You miss school on purpose b/c you're 'searching for the jewel shards.'
- When you teacher asks for your homework you say a demon ate it.

lol thats so funny*laughing too hard that she falls off her seat*

^ SIT ^ HA you did! ok heres some then...

You know you watch too much inuYasha when...
-You ask every woman to bear your child {even if your a girl... @_@ }
-Paint your nail yellow and say you have posin tallions
-you teach your dog "osoria" Sit in Japan
-put fake jewels in your legs and run like the wind
-make a remake of Sango's Hiranakos
-try to find a fire rat for fur
-name a tick on your dog named inuyasha and name him Miyoga
-say you not mortal
-use Ye' like Kaeda
-slaps all men who look like Miroku

ok Im sad but oh well hope these are funny....

HAHAHAHA! Some of the jokes are REALLY funny! And I agree that Miroku never says: " Ewwww! Girls! They have cooties!"

Miroku's the opposite of what the joke said... :P

*Sesshomaru sees kagome and Inuyasha hugging while hiding in a tree*

Sesshomaru: *blinks*

Inuyasha: Kagome...

Kagome: Inuyasha...

Sesshomaru: I wanna hug too...

*Sesshomaru jumps out of the tree and runs toward inuyasha*

Sesshomaru; INUYASHA!!! HUG!!! *spreads out arms*

INuyasha: *eyes pop out* What da....*runs away* AHHHHHHHHHH!!


Sesshomaru: DONT U WANNA HUG FROM YOUR OLDER BROTHER??!!! *cries*


:shifty:

Naraku puts on his fur and laughter could be heard from the next room.

"What are you laughing at?" Asked Naraku

"Your new fur, Its a panda costume!" Laughs all his incarnations

"If you think thats funny you should see your outfits." Said Naraku as he handed them all S and M gear.

"Now I will be called big daddy Naraku, my bitches!" laughed "Big Daddy" Naraku

Originally posted by Theshadowofdoubt@Feb 16 2005, 06:03 PM
Naraku puts on his fur and laughter could be heard from the next room.

"What are you laughing at?" Asked Naraku

"Your new fur, Its a panda costume!" Laughs all his incarnations

"If you think thats funny you should see your outfits." Said Naraku as he handed them all S and M gear.

"Now I will be called big daddy Naraku, my bitches!" laughed "Big Daddy" Naraku
*imagines Kagura in leathers getting Medieval on Naraku's @$$ with whip* Yeah, that could happen... :devil:

Originally posted by Edwin@Feb 16 2005, 08:36 PM
*imagines Kagura in leathers getting Medieval on Naraku's @$$ with whip* Yeah, that could happen... :devil:
:D ...hahahaha....

Yall wanna know something REAL thats funny?My friend love miroku SOOOOO much sha has a locket of him! XDXDXD Its so funny!Me?....I have INuYasha....NO tuchy!!!! {Grabs InuYasha and runs away} MINE!!!! ^.^ ^_^

Originally posted by kariekh@Feb 17 2005, 06:15 PM
Yall wanna know something REAL thats funny?My friend love miroku SOOOOO much sha has a locket of him! XDXDXD Its so funny!Me?....I have INuYasha....NO tuchy!!!! {Grabs InuYasha and runs away} MINE!!!! ^.^ ^_^
:blink:

lol...ur friend has a locket of him?

Yeah she does....It seems she has found a website to tell everything and I mean EVERYTHING on iNuYasha characters and she scrolled on Miroku and it even had...sex...no lie kinda sickning she said she didnt click me I was wondering why I mean she loves him so much she told me in her excat words "I wanna find out myself." she....scaress me! O.o kinda odd now tell me whos weird!..I know...:P me! ^_^

:doh: thats...instresting.... :think: ^^' A web-site you say? *tsk* :shifty:

Hey she lost it and im mad.... I wanted to see it! :P only for the cool stuff you can nuy she bought stuff there but now we cant find it...Im sad O well so any jokes?Come on people think....I know
Kagoma and InuYasha GENDER CONFUSED EPSIODE!!!!!! that would be SOoOoOoOo funny! :P :lol: ^_^