what's your favorite line from family guy? one of mine is:
-you can't park your van here sir...."that's not a van, that's my son"

"Holy crip, he's a crapple!" - Peter, on first seeing Joe Swanson in his wheelchair.
"Don't look at me, I use my tongue as toilet paper." - Brian.
"Oh, I just *LOVE* this book! It's so deliciously *EVIL!!!*" - Stewie Griffin, after his grandfather reads The Bible to him.
"You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that." - Stewie
"You suck!" - Stewie, to comedian Jeff Foxworthy.
"Your uppance will come!" - Stewie, to Lois.

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Peter: Everyone has their sanctuaries Louise.
Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin,
and I have the PawTuckit Brewery.

"Dad, where are all the jockies?"-Chris
"They're in the laundry, I'm going indian today."-Peter

"a boat is a boat but the mystery box can be anything, it can even be a boat you how much we wanted one of thoughs we'll take the box"Peter Griphin

"Well I'd love to stay and chat but your a total bitch!" -Stewie

"Why you sick sick little moo cow!"-Stewie


"I have a better idea! Lets go play swollow the stuff under the sink!"-Stewie

"Hey there muscley arm. Why the long face? Oh its this girl at school. Ahhh! Who needs them. You like popcicles? Sure. Then you need to come on down to the celler...mmmm. No thanx I have to get back to my route. Get you fat ass back here!" -Perverted Old Guy and Chris Griffin

I was under the impression the name of the show was Kids Say the Darndest Things, not Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up. -Stewie