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Sashiro
May 28th, 2005, 06:38 pm
Anyone seen the recent ads that Burger King has been using? They're freaking CREEPY.
See it here if you havent already:
http://www.boardsmag.com/screeningr...mmercials/1640/ (http://www.boardsmag.com/screeningroom/commercials/1640)
Wouldn't YOU be worried if you woke up next to some man with a huge freaky mask thing on?! I know I would!


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/Sashiro/stalker.jpg

Also, here's another commercial: http://www.boardsmag.com/screeningroom/commercials/1639
Both are creepy. XD

Fob
May 28th, 2005, 10:33 pm
Lol I was sitting on my couch minding my own bussiness trying to watch my tuesday shows when all the sudden there he is! That creepy guy in the mask! I was sooo frightened and confused...Since when does burger king have a mascot anyways??

Gnomish
May 29th, 2005, 12:27 am
BK should dump the King mascot idea. :P

Gand
May 29th, 2005, 03:03 am
holy crap that King looks like Jesus (or at least the typical "jesus"). I wouldn't be sure what to think if I woke up and jesus was in bed with me.

Fob
May 29th, 2005, 03:03 am
XD congrats Gand you just gave the quote of the day!

Alone
May 29th, 2005, 09:05 am
Originally posted by Gand@May 29 2005, 07:03 AM
holy crap that King looks like Jesus (or at least the typical "jesus"). I wouldn't be sure what to think if I woke up and jesus was in bed with me.
XD lmao Holy Crap somebody help me XD

Heretic!!! Be carefull. The church's gonna be after you for saying that (Inquisition Squad is searching for YOU)

XD oh man nice one Gand

Thorn
May 29th, 2005, 10:22 am
holy crap that King looks like Jesus (or at least the typical "jesus"). I wouldn't be sure what to think if I woke up and jesus was in bed with me.

XD how funny

toki
May 29th, 2005, 12:30 pm
he looks freaky... im scared of having nightmares tonight =S

random_tangent
May 30th, 2005, 08:36 am
Maybe we're lucky we have Hungry Jack's instead of Burger King... unless they decide to make one that looks hungry.... that thought is scary.

Fob
May 30th, 2005, 11:51 am
XD!!

Artificial Snow
May 30th, 2005, 05:52 pm
The king... is my boyfriend. :DD I am going to marry him... I have a great pic that was going to be my sig, but I'll post it here:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/Saturn-Snowfall/God.jpg

Artificial Snow
May 30th, 2005, 05:53 pm
BTW! I'm looking for the Star Wars edition King commercial. If anyone finds it... that is not quick time, let me know, please?

(Sorry for double posting... I could have just edited the other one. Please don't hurt me! :cry: )

Plod
May 31st, 2005, 10:10 pm
Originally posted by Gand@May 28 2005, 09:03 PM
I wouldn't be sure what to think if I woke up and jesus was in bed with me.
I wouldn't be sure what to think either. XD

dying1004
May 31st, 2005, 11:35 pm
creepy indeed.. i agree with gnomish. get rid of it. he'll scare teh customers away =X

toki
June 1st, 2005, 07:58 am
Originally posted by random_tangent@May 30 2005, 08:36 AM
Maybe we're lucky we have Hungry Jack's instead of Burger King... unless they decide to make one that looks hungry.... that thought is scary.
lol rantan.. i guess you guys dont have both eh...
here in melb, we have hungry jacks AND burger king!!!
although its hard to find burger king.. there is like only 2 of them XD

and whats the difference you might ask? well iv never been to burger king.. but i hear burger king is more about the meat... so its more for meat lovers

seriously.. that dude freaks me out!!! :boo:

Zuzu
June 13th, 2005, 07:24 pm
I think that is a very scary commercial. My baby cousin cried when she saw it because she was so afraid of the "king".

Maestrosetti
June 22nd, 2005, 05:00 pm
My friend wants to shoot the king down.

Slotheye
June 29th, 2005, 06:08 pm
I was watching my tape (I taped FMA every day before school let out...which reminds me, I haven't taped in a while...Are they reruning the reruns, because if they haven't, i might have missed a few episodes! AAAAGH!) and fast forwarding through the commercials and I just saw that creepy, creepy face. I thought, "Whoa. Must be an Adult Swim commercial." And I saw it a few times just turning on the TV, only the end of the commercials, on Saturday nights sometimes. I think. I didn't even think it would be a Burger King commercial...I'm going to go curl up in a ball and mutter senselessly now.

akito_fan
July 25th, 2005, 09:39 pm
The king scares me!! I hate that guy!
(hey Insane, u know who i am. remember, the one u went 2 school w/ b4 i moved 2 vegas! u rock!)

akito_fan
July 25th, 2005, 09:40 pm
wow, none of u r online. bye. insane, i'll try calling u

DiamondSeraph
July 25th, 2005, 10:04 pm
My tv was on as the grandfather clock made requiem response to tommorows first hour. Feeling hazy as I reached for the remote, trying to terminate the blasting glow, a new commericial emanated from my television set. I was quite intrigued as I gazed upon this new commercial...until ,that is, the King appeared. His gleaming plastic face seemed to roar with emphasis as his weakly animatied body softly swayed back and forth. With the ultimate horror raging upon me while I rapidly pressed the malfunctioning off button his crazed perpetual leer brought me in so much phobia that I had to turn away in hopes that he would leave.*sniff* And the worst part was.....I had to get up to turn off the tv (the horror).

crackthesky
July 26th, 2005, 12:41 am
i liked the burger kind commercial where the guy won the sweepstakes and darth vader showed up and was all like, "i am your father" and the dude was all like "no ur not, u just want my money".

heh

aoiryuukishi13
July 26th, 2005, 01:50 am
Maybe the "King" is a serial killer!!! AHH!!! (gets himself together...) Well, anyways, yeah... this dude is WIERD.... I wonder how much they pay a guy like that?

prodigyviolin101
July 26th, 2005, 06:43 pm
oh my, that is quite disturbing.

Voice of Violence
August 11th, 2005, 04:08 pm
um, that guy scares the crap out of me......i wonder if the've gotten sewed yet?? i mean if little kids saw that and started sleeping with each other (same sex) then this would be a fucked up world :mellow:

Voice of Violence
August 11th, 2005, 04:11 pm
this is gonna give me nightmares 4 the rest of my life....

DiamondSeraph
August 11th, 2005, 07:52 pm
i mean if little kids saw that and started sleeping with each other (same sex) then this would be a fucked up world :mellow:
...What are you talking about??

Voice of Violence
August 11th, 2005, 07:56 pm
little kids mimmik stuff u know

DiamondSeraph
August 11th, 2005, 08:00 pm
yeah.... so what are you talking about (really i just dont know what you are talking about )

Neko Koneko
August 11th, 2005, 08:14 pm
um, that guy scares the crap out of me......i wonder if the've gotten sewed yet?? i mean if little kids saw that and started sleeping with each other (same sex) then this would be a fucked up world :mellow:

I think that comment could be very offending to gay people.

Eternal
August 11th, 2005, 08:54 pm
I see double posts.. :)

Voice of Violence
August 11th, 2005, 09:58 pm
then nevermind!! :mad:.................sorry if i affended anybody..... :mellow:

AsianSensation_wow
August 11th, 2005, 10:04 pm
:nono:

i screamed when i first saw the commercial...with the king in the guys bed smiling with that hamburger...:mellow: *shudders*

bLuEgOo
August 11th, 2005, 11:04 pm
that commercial is really creepy...and something about plastic masks creep me out, and dolls, bad bad

akito_fan
August 15th, 2005, 04:52 pm
sorry for the double post

aznanimedude
August 15th, 2005, 04:54 pm
scarred me for life, imagine having a stalker with an oversized plastic mask

crackthesky
September 8th, 2005, 11:58 pm
wouldnt it kinda be convienient(sp?) to have someonhe always there to give you food?>

Voice of Violence
September 9th, 2005, 02:06 am
eventualy, you'd get fat... :\

Anime_Girl_Jenni
September 10th, 2005, 02:05 am
I'd shoot him if I woke up with him even near me.

"Some people call me Over-prepared, Paranoid, maybe even a little crazy. But they never met a Precambrian lifeform now did they?"

DiamondSeraph
September 19th, 2005, 02:19 am
So, now there is a new commercial where he is in the football feild.I suppose its to play it off as if he were a mascot ..... It dosent compensate for the trauma they put me through

crackthesky
September 19th, 2005, 08:50 pm
oh yeah. i saw that.

still scares the fuck out of me. now, whenever im watching a football game, i just expect him to pop out of nowhere.

ChristopherArmalite
October 5th, 2005, 01:39 am
The first time I saw that commercial......hehehe good times
I actually fell out of the sofa from laughing sooooo hard....I swear I actually puked from soo much laughing

because the guy opens a window and the King is standing right there with that smile on his face.....just imagine if you saw that happening to another person! sooooooo funny

Anime_Girl_Jenni
October 5th, 2005, 01:52 am
I wonder, that might make a good halloween costume, anyone know where I could get one? lol