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Edwin
June 6th, 2005, 10:11 am
Everyone has their favorite movie quotes, right? Whether it's Arnold's "I'll be back!" from The Terminator or Dirty Harry's "Go ahead. Make my day." from Sudden Impact, people have a favorite quote that they instantly associate with a particular movie and the actor who was lucky enough to have the priviledge to utter it.

Then there are the stinkers...

The movies that are soooooooooooo bad that a particular quote (or bit of dialogue) is funny because it sums up what *makes* the movie a gawdawful mess.

Do you know any? If so, let's have it!

From "Plan 9 from Outer Space":

Paula Trent: "Now, don't you worry. The saucers are up there. The graveyard is out there. But I'll be locked up safely in there."

Colonel Tom Edwards: "This is the most fantastic story I've ever heard."
Jeff Trent: "And every word of it's true, too."
Colonel Tom Edwards: "That's the fantastic part of it."

Roy Mustang
June 6th, 2005, 10:45 am
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones in it's entirety.

Harv
June 6th, 2005, 01:41 pm
.

Neko Koneko
June 6th, 2005, 03:16 pm
I think that was Starwars eps 3 and 5.

Spoonpuppet
June 6th, 2005, 03:19 pm
There was this line near the end of Four Weddings and a Funeral. The girl says, when it is pouring down with rain, and she's soaked to the skin, and the guy she's in love with tells her to come inside, she says: "It's raining? I hadn't noticed."

Sumutsi-Kigawa
June 11th, 2005, 03:00 am
Ummm...I would say I like Austins Powers quotes from The Spy Who Shagged Me like when he pushed that gaurd into the swarming pit of mutated bass head in first and said (I think), "That's not a way to get aHEAD in life". Or, "Judo chop". :D

crackthesky
June 15th, 2005, 01:24 am
i forgot which star wars it is, but when han solo is about to be carbon freezed and leia's all like "i love you" and solo replies...."I know"

Sumutsi-Kigawa
June 16th, 2005, 01:41 am
That reminds me, didn't Leia kiss Luke?? Aren't they...siblings? Does she love him or something? :sick:

Sora
June 16th, 2005, 06:21 am
Hm.......maybe you should watch all 6 Star Wars movies...lol. Because None of that info is true except them being twins and all......
Here are my ideas on Some Of The Worst Movie Quotes Ever!

"You are so beautiful." "That's because I'm so in love." "No, it's because I'm so in love with you."

"Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo, so long ago when there was nothing but our love."

From Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

AH! Those just made me wanna attack the screen...lol.

Neko Koneko
June 16th, 2005, 07:22 am
Originally posted by Sumutsi-Kigawa@Jun 16 2005, 03:41 AM
That reminds me, didn't Leia kiss Luke?? Aren't they...siblings? Does she love him or something? :sick:
They didn't know that at that time and Leia only wanted to make Han Solo jealous.

Sora
June 16th, 2005, 06:03 pm
Oh, thats right! I forgot about that part.

crackthesky
June 16th, 2005, 08:14 pm
isnt padme like......a lot older than anakin?

Sora
June 16th, 2005, 08:22 pm
Yeah in episode 1 She was 14 and he was like 9.....lol.....

crackthesky
June 16th, 2005, 08:55 pm
heh heh. amusing.

Sora
June 23rd, 2005, 02:54 am
Top 10 Worst Movie Quotes
(listed in ranked order)

1. "I'm the king of the world!"
- JACK DAWSON (Leonardo DiCaprio) with young ROSE DEWITT BUKATER (Kate Winslet) in Titanic (1997)

2. "Nobody puts Baby in the corner."
- JOHNNY CASTLE (Patrick Swayze) about FRANCES "BABY" HOUSEMAN (Jennifer Grey) in Dirty Dancing (1987)

3. "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed."
- CARRIE (Andie MacDowell) to CHARLES (Hugh Grant) in Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)

4. "I love you."
"Ditto."
- MOLLY JENSEN (Demi Moore) and SAM WHEAT (Patrick Swayze) in Ghost (1990)

5. "You can be my wingman any time."
- TOM KASANZKY (Val Kilmer) to LT. PETE MITCHELL (Tom Cruise) in Top Gun (1986)

6. "I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her."
- ANNA SCOTT (Julia Roberts) to WILLIAM THACKER (Hugh Grant) in Notting Hill (1999)

7. "Today we celebrate our Independence Day."
- US President THOMAS J. WHITMORE (Bill Pullman) in Independence Day (1996)

8. "They make take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!"
- WILLIAM WALLACE (Mel Gibson) in Braveheart (1995)

9. "You had me at hello."
- DOROTHY BOYD (Renee Zellweger) to JERRY MAGUIRE (Tom Cruise) in Jerry Maguire (1996)

10. "You're a godsend, a saviour."
"No, I'm a postman."
- A BLIND WOMAN to the POSTMAN (Kevin Costner) in The Postman (1997)

:lol:

crackthesky
July 10th, 2005, 12:21 am
lmao