Everyone loves the Simpsons, even the queen of england does. She watches them every night while eating her TV dinner...

You must be a hardcore fan to remember that episoid :P

Yeah and Tony Blair (Mr. Bean heh heh) has a jetpack too, and all us Australians draw "knives" on people, have made a country based around booting people, plus some other highly hilarious stuff, in fact I'm watching the episode where Homer becomes a boxer right now.

lol..

Wrong episoide Pifish :P

Ill tell you when someone guesses it right :P

Gahh, the new episodes are absolutely horrid.

True, but we can always remember the classics...my absolute favorite would have to be the Flaming Moe episode. I haven't seen that one in a really long time. :think:

I get the feeling it might have been that "Behind the Laughter" Episode with all the fame the Simpsons get, I think.

my favourite quote from the simpsons:

"you all do good job, you all get back cat"
"but I had a dog.."
"IS CAT NOW!!111one"

XD

I've seen all episodes of it, except for the last season. I have some of the seasons on DVD also :)

The Sea-captain for the win

pifish got it right :P

Ive seen that episode plenty of times XD Ive seen every episoid also, Ive been watching it sense I was 2 :P

Erm..My favorite episoide has to be when Homer makes a time machine out of a toaster. And my favorite character is http://www4.district125.k12.il.us/faculty/ttomaso/WD/directory/quiz19501/images/easy%20-%20cat%20lady.gif

GAH Whhaaa! She da chat cat SHAAA! da wer shr haa!!!!

XD i luv the simpsons!!! i thought the flaming moe episode was stupid though...and the new ones are ok. i can't think of my fav episode though...:think:

I wanna see the ep where they go to Japan, lol. I think the simpsons are funny, my friend has a lot of episodes on his computer, which is great. I saw some really old ones too but didn't like them much. The newer ones are funnier.

the japan one is awesome XD. the japanese homer guy lol, my friend has a shirt with him on it. what's his name...Mr. something...haven't seen it in a long time.

hmm..the simpsons are on tv rite now. think ill go watch it. b back soon

Oh, I love the Japanese one! And the guys name was Mr.Sparkle-ah....
http://www.t-shirtking.com/graphics/153-00167.jpg

And tell us what epi it is Muffinman!

"I will disrespect your dirty dishes!"

lol. I love that episoid, we used to have it on our computer ...

*runs of to look if we didnt delete it*

EDIT: Its gone, but we still have TreeHouse of Horror V

EDIT EDIT: "Im the first non-brazilian to travel back in time.."

"WOW! Ive traveled back to the time when dinosaurs wernt comfined to zoo's.."

"WOW! Ive traveled back to the time when dinosaurs wernt comfined to zoo's.."

When he dodges everything and accidently sits on that fish :heh: Priceless.

I wish I wish I hadnt squished that fish...

And tell us what epi it is Muffinman!

its the one where bart got famous for saying "i didnt do it"

and the episode later on was the one where the simps. went to england and homer crashed into teh queen of england.

ooo ooo i luv that episode when bart joins a boy band! that's gotta be my fav. lol. martin's got that really low voice, hilarious

o yah i remember that episode!!!

We have three types of advertising, sub-liminal, liminal and super-liminal
Super Liminal?
Hey you guys, join the navy!

I swear by the 7 arms of Vishnu im not Hindu!

:P

Gotta love that Apu.
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Our station used to play that epi when bart joins the boy band a lot of times! It got reall annyoing. I almost sent a complain letter XD
:music: Yvan Ehttt Niojjjj, Yvan Ehttt Niojjjj, Yvan Eht Nioj :music:

My favorite episode is Bart sells his Soul because it has that funky pipe-organ rendition of "In the Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly. ("Hey! This sounds like Rock and/or Roll!" - Rev. Lovejoy)

Homer what's your least favorite country, France or Italy?
Um, France
Heh heh, nobody ever says Italy

My God! The 59th Street Bridge!
My maybe it just collapsed on it's own
We can't take that chance
Why not, Damnit I want to take a chance!

I saw an episode once dubbed in german. It was bad. Instead of his usual "Doh!" he went "Nein!"

Geesh..

..wow. i just realized that its kinda hard to imagine homer saying nein...

I think the new episodes can't come close to the old ones. And anyone who thinks differently ought to view seasons 4-9 and think again.

"My back is spineless, my belly is yellow: I am the American non-voter."

"We the purple? What the hell is that?"

Matt Groening is our state hero XD But really, he grew up and lived in my home city and stuff, its really cool.

Did you know the Simpsons was rated 20th centuries best show AND probably the best known icon in the world AND one of the most influentual icons too?? I think thats really cool.

My avatars from the Simpsons.

I love Moe and Sideshow Bob

:poke: it is?! Im the Simpson fanatic of the town, I associate everything with the Simpsons and crap...Yet I dont remember a pink unicorn saying WTF in the Simpsons...

Your not so much a fanatic as me, I assure you...
Remember when Marge paints Burns in the nude? Prior to that, she entered an art competition by painting Homer asleep on the couch with a beer in hand and a singlet and undies on. There were a few artworks in the finals, this was one of them, and Marge won.

EDIT: By the way, the unicorn is saying "WHY?"

EDIT EDIT: On closer inspection, the unicorn is thinking "WHY?"

EDIT EDIT EDIT: Hah, reminded me of a quote -
WOLFCASTLE: On closer inspection, these are loafers

Bump.

http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/652/652835p1.html

Boo. Hiss.

If this film is of the quality they have going now for them...
Yuck.

Ewww! I like the Simpsons look, its timeless in its simple ways. I hope they arnt going to shade it like hell and add to much detail like some Animes <_<

Well I wasn't really referring to the quality of the picture, sorry if you misunderstood.

If the Simpsons is as quote funny end quote as it is nowadays then I don't know what to do.

I ment the art style..Sorry if I didnt type it right XD


Im just like Jesus, but not in a sacreligious way

From now on all post here must have a quote from the simpsons unless you want me to kick you in the arse.

*ends joke*

But really, if you know as many quotes as clockwerk and I do, please post some quotes :D

As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commmand. End communication.

You stupid know nothing know it all!

So to you, Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, I bid....good day.

"If it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"

Oh my God the dead have risen and are voting Republican!

(Moe on a lie detector)
OFFICER EDDIE: Did you have a grudge against Mr. Burns
MOE:NO!!
*beep*
...Alright I did, but I didn't shoot him!!
*ding*
OFFICER EDDIE: So he checks out. Alright sir, you're free to go.
MOE: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight
*beep*
Odd date...
*beep*
Dinner with a friend
*beep*
Dinner alone...
*beep*
Watching TV alone...
*beep*
ALRIGHTT!!! I'm gonna sit at home and oggle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret Catalogue
*beep*
...(drops head in shame)...Sears catalogue...
*ding*
Now will you unhook me already *PLEASE*?! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!
*beep*

:lol::lol:

Argh, that rotten Family Guy thread has surpassed this one. To arms, children!!! We need more quotes!!!!!

AGENT1: I'm still not sure how he caused the meltdown. There wasn't any nuclear material in the truck!
BURNS: Oh, very well, it's time for your bribe. Now, you can either have the washer and dryer where the lovely Smithers is standing, or you can trade it all in for what's in this box.
AGENT1: The box....THE BOX!!
AGENT2: Look, Mr Burns, you can't just throw money at the problem and expect it to go away!!
QUINBY: I've decided that there'll be no investigation, now if you'll excuse me, I'll go away.
AGENT1: You're in big trouble Mr. Burns! Homer Simpson requires college training in nuclear physics. Now you get your man up to speed, or we'll be forced to shut this place down.
BURNS: Is that so? Well I have a feeling you'll be _dropping_ the charges *chuckle*
*trap door opens*
BURNS:....ohh...
SMITHERS: Ahh, the painters moved your desk.
BURNS: Ahh, yes...


HOMER: NEEEERRRRDDDDD!!!!
MARGE: Homer, that's not very nice...
HOMER: Try to understand Marge, there are two types of college people, Jocks, and Nerds. As a jock, it's my duty to give nerds a hard time.
...
Hey, pal! Did you get a load of the nerd?
STUDENT: :huh: Pardon me?


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Grandpa: Back in my day, we used to get spanked by Presidents all the time! I remember getting spanked by Grover Cleveland on two nonconsecutive occasions!

:lol:
If he thinks George Bush is going to stay out of the sewer, then he dun' know George Bush...

*low budget Bollywood movie*

Woman in Sari : EYEYEYEYEIEIIII! Im in love with pritty johnny!

*Pritty Johnny smashes through window with sword*

Pritty Johnny : Comi day, COMI DAY, rhut kiba!

*every one starts dancing*

~

Principal Skinner : I award Ralph with the first place ribbon in the school science fair for his collection of mint Star War action figures

~

Homer : Come family, lets bathe in the warming warm glow of TV...

~

Moe : Hey Bart, could you leave a prank call on my answering machine? God, that would be so funny....

~

Homer : No beer and TV make Homer go blank blank

Marge : Go crazy?..

Homer : ...DONT MIND IF I DO!!!!

*homer chases marge around*

*marge breaks a glass case and gets out an emergency bat*

Homer : Comeone Marge, give me the bat...Gime the bat bat voo, Homina, Voot-voot....

*marge swings the bat as homer makes more faces and noises*

Homer : Haha, your scared!

*homer makers a stupid/scary face*

Homer : Uhhhhh....

*Homer takes a glance into a mirror*

Homer : AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

*Homer falls down the stairs and passes out*

*low budget Bollywood movie*

Woman in Sari : EYEYEYEYEIEIIII! Im in love with pritty johnny!

*Pritty Johnny smashes through window with sword*

Pritty Johnny : Comi day, COMI DAY, rhut kiba!

*every one starts dancing*

Why that's a deleted scene, I'll never know...

...Is he really the head of the Kwik-e-Mart?


BRITISH BUISNESSMAN: Gentlemen, I give you Britannia!! All the glitz and glamour of gambling with the British Isles, and best of all, the waitresses are all _real_ Brits, straight from the streets of Sussex, they are.
BRITISH WAITRESS: Freshn' your drink, guv'ner??
BURNS: Get out.

Ralph : Hi super nintendo chalmers!

~

Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.

Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.

Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.

~

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.

Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

~

Homer : The lesson is, Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten.

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Let me help you there...

Lisa: ...Why don't you just eat him?!?
Homer: I don't have to take any advice from you, you barbeque-wrecking-know-nothing-know it all!!!
Lisa: THAT'S IT!!! I can't live in the same house as this prehistoric carnivore!! I AM OUTTA HERE!!!!! (runs to door and slams it shut)
Homer:...That's it, go to your room!!!

What a golden episode.

Paul McCartney: Ahh, before you go Lisa, would you like to hear a song?
Lisa: Wow, would I?!?
Paul McCartney: OK, hit it Apu!!
APU: *with bongoes* WE'RE SARGEANT PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND, I HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY..._MY_ SHOW!!

Lisa : Granpa, your the vampire leader?!
Grandpa : Let me suck your...

*dentures fall out, granpa falls down from flying*

Lisa : But I thought we killed the vampire leader?!
Marge: Well, im the vampire leader lisa...
Lisa : MOM?!
Marge : I have a life out of the house you know...

*The family gangs up on lisa, in an attempt to suck her blood*

~

Rod : Daddy, why do we have to sit way up here?
Ned : So we can get away form the fighting and swearing..

Lisa : Move over...
Bart : Bite me...
Lisa : Get bet...

~

Race Track Girls : I guess no one else wants a shirt...
Homer : I WANT ONE AND YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I DO!

*Homer Lifts up shirt and draws a bulls-eye with katchup on his stomatch*

Race Track Girls : You hear that girls? Ready...Fire!...
Homer : OOO, a bobby pin..

*homer bends down to pick up the bobby pin when the girls fire the shirts*

*The shirts hit maud and kill her*

Are you only going to quote simpsons episodes now? Cos that's not really what a thread should be about.

heres a good quote from homer:
Homer: kids from now on we dothings the Max power way.
Lisa: isn't that the wrong way?
Homer: Yes but faster.

I don't want to snuggle with Max Power...
You don't snuggle with Max Power, you strap yourself in and feel the G's
Ewww.

And another one from tonight's episode:

Negotiabot: I am Brenda I am programmed to talk in a calm and constructive manner... Destroy! Destroy!

I love that episoid! That quote is one of my favorites!!!

Homer : Bart! With $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things... like love.

~

Crazy Cat lady : Ahow, AHH, Cha COO!!!

Language interpriter machine : I have a serious brain diseases, give me your cats.

Crazy Cat Lady : uhhhh, huuu!

Are you guys blind or just stupid? I said no more quoting. This isn't a quoting board, this is a discussion board. One more random and irrelevant quote and I'm locking this thread, k?

And do you ignore the many quotes on the Family Guy page? Also, I think its spelled "okay", "ok" or "kay", not "K"

~

Lol, the Tall Tail epi is playing, that one is great!

Radical Dreamer's right, this thread can't be closed for quotes if the family guy one isn't as well.

I don't know what the problem is, really. The quotes make me laugh, they help me remember the gags.

Let us discuss who our favourite characters are. Mine at the moment is Burns. His use of non-sensical jibber-jabbering that has been outdated for over a hundred years is superb.

One of my favourite quotes:

SMITHERS: Well, sir, acording to the recent polls, people see you as some sort of an 'ogre'...
BURNS: Bahh, I ought to club them and eat their bones!

LAWL!

My favorite character is Lisa, I can relate to her in many ways.

You're an eight year old uber-nerd with an affinity to Jazz?

Everything but the eight year old.. And the Uber-nerd part it up to others to think.

I only like Bart and Lisa in that show cuz Bart is so funny, mischievous maybe but oh well, and I like Lisa cuz I'm pretty much like her.

Wow two eight year old uber nerds with affinities to Jazz on this forum wow!

The one on the left is Mel Gibson, I don't know who the other two guys are.

(On Homer and Gibson mooning the executives)

My favorite character...it's either Lennie & Carl or Moleman...

Gil...Poor old Gil...

*Gil gets run over by a car and flies off*

"Ahh! Old Gil is eating dinner tonight!"

EDIT:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462538/

Insight of the Simpsons movie? Probably, but theres no news about it on that link. Im just so scared the Simpsons may end when the movie is made, which is in '08...

Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.

:lol:

HOMER : Okay family, were starting anew in America!

AMERICAN OFFICIAL : Okay...From now on, your new name is the Sampsons

http://www.iranian.com/Anyway/2004/March/Images/singh.jpg

Hey, I've seen that before! Fairly amusing...

HOMER: A-ha! Alright pal, let's be straight here. Where'd you get that sugar for your coffee.
ENGLISHMAN: I knicked it, when you let your guard down for that split second. And I'd do it again. Goodbye.
HOMER: Did you see Marge, DID YOU SEE?

:lol: