DEATH WALTZ! ....anyone got harder ones?
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c173/aisX/deathwaltz.jpg

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OMG I laughed for five minutes straight after I saw this.

Have any more like it?

well i've got to say, that topped all kinds of score.
GOSH, how the hell do you PLAY that?

Now that's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. There's just so many details to catch, like the "Add Bicycle" instruction.:lol:

thanks guys, glad u like it:heh:

Is that a P.D.Q. Bach song?

I have something harder than yours (theoretically. you cant just see it).

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6569/c1d7c0bdc0c7bfd0c3f728b5da294x.jpg

It's not actually as hard as you'd think some of things that SOUND good like. I heard this kind of things. It's like doing all th keys on the piano with 128th notes over like 50 times and holding down the sustain pedal.

Mainly, this "Death Waltz" sounds like crap compared to something that's harder-flight of the bumble bee for piano. =/

or the Rach3

@ Hiei

ROFLMAO!

I swear these have gotta be P.D.Q. Bach! Hahahaha

"Adagio Cantabile with a Rock Feel"
"light explosives now...and...now" <----favorite
"insert peanuts"
"play ball!"
"Have A Nice Day"
"Rigatoni"
"rotate embouchers"
"remove valve"
"sell mute"
"opt. shoe horn"
"like a derigible" <---- WTF LOL
"gradually become aggitated"
"release the penguins"

This must've been taken from the P.D.Q. Bach biography

So funny... It says arranged by accident...

Maybe he meant arranged after accident... Since the comments are like so unnerving... I might give this in an orchestra and see how they react... Hehehe....

By the way, that Death Waltz thing or w/e, is marked Adagio, so as you see the notes can you SEE the tempo? Lol, it;'s a lot slower.

"If you cant play this call your mommy"
"Whip It Whip It Good"
"With Much Passion Fruit"
"Wet Reed Sleep For Two Hours"
"Return Your Instrument If It Says Mattell"
"Notice:If Your a 2nd Violinist Do Not Use A 1st Violin Use The 2nd Violin You Were Issued"
"JUSTIN WAKE UP!"
"Ouch Stop Putting Your Bow There!"
"Glissando Using Tip Of Note"

This is great reading material!

:heh:

you guys are twisted. =)

haha :heh: :heh: :heh: :heh: :sweat:

Feed that sucker into Finale!!! :P

Though I think Finale will have a fit, considering that the first piece isn't time linear, and the second piece is infinite :P

On a slightly more serious note, I hear there is real (playable) music in which the composer will instruct you to use your entire forearm on the keyboard...

Feed that sucker into Finale!!! :P

Though I think Finale will have a fit, considering that the first piece isn't time linear, and the second piece is infinite :P

On a slightly more serious note, I hear there is real (playable) music in which the composer will instruct you to use your entire forearm on the keyboard...

Yes I think there is, but what actual piece would that come in handy for?

I mean, in Liszt and some other composers like Shubert, Shumann, (maybe) Brahms and (maybe) Chopin that you'd use the figer tips of your hand to just wipe all across the white keys.

Forearm? Wow. uB3rNuB!

Isn't the Death Waltz thing suppose to be a condensed orchestral score? Perhaps the 'bicycle' is one of the instrument... o_O

are these fakes? or real? :sweat:

or just stupid pieces of watstes of time?

What.. the... hell? XD

MY EYES! IT BURNS!

Obvious it's not a melodic piece. It's more atmospheric and isn't something you'll listen to on your Ipods unless you're a psycho (me). For some reason, I want to find this John Stump and kick his nuts.

http://www.bjk-murgtal.gmxhome.de/fun/prelude.jpg

It doens't look very hard. You have to look at how it's played and the little accents like "Adagio" "Fermata" "Largo" etc. Not just what looks like.

It doens't look very hard. You have to look at how it's played and the little accents like "Adagio" "Fermata" "Largo" etc. Not just what looks like.

So 13 flats aren't "very hard"? What about having to do a glissando AND play notes in the same hand?

All right, the song isn't "very hard"; it's "impossible" to play as written.

I'll take it for what it is which is... quite amusing. How could you look at these songs and not laugh?

How many Finger we Have?...... jajaja

ROFL at all those 'slurs' in these pieces!
Try using your whole arm and elbows, someone at school suggested that!

HOLY CRAP! I must listen to these

First you'll have to find some poor bas...uh...brave soul to *play* them!

So 13 flats aren't "very hard"? What about having to do a glissando AND play notes in the same hand?

All right, the song isn't "very hard"; it's "impossible" to play as written.

its there even such thing as 13 flats?
I would love to hear someone play death waltz, its got 131072th notes! :lol:

*opens up finale* :shifty:

Edit: Ok I did some of Prelude and the Last Hope... got up to like measure nine then started rethinking my life.

If anyone wants to start where I left off the MUS file is there too. I did it in finale 2003.

It's hard, but it's a dreadful song. I'd rather bang all the keys on a piano. XD

Yay! XD

Who is this John Stump?

by the way, here's a better version of Death Waltz page 2:

http://10e.org/samcimg/DeathWaltz2.gif

Yay! XD

Who is this John Stump?

by the way, here's a better version of Death Waltz page 2:

Image Removed due to the user's Stupidity of not reading all the posts.

Learn to Read the whole topic before re-posting something that was already posted. (http://forums.ichigos.com/showpost.php?p=221940&postcount=7)

I've read the topic three times, and I can't find the very image I posted. Can you please tell me where it's hiding?

I said, nice and clear, that "here is a better version". Maybe you should learn to read the whole post before complaining? ^_^

(please, excuse my possible rudeness. i don't want to pick a fight)

Dont post the image unless someone requests to see the captions in the sheets. Its nice you try and provide a better version, but I dont see the reason why unless some people want a better version.

Dont post the image unless someone requests to see the captions in the sheets. Its nice you try and provide a better version, but I dont see the reason why unless some people want a better version.

I think it was a good post...I wanted to see what the captions were, but I was too lazy to actually request it...and was it this forum that had to warn people not to backseat mod?

If it's really that big a deal, he could put it inside a spoiler tag...

Ok, I understand your point now Hiei, and I'm truly sorry. It won't happen again. ^_^

that song is stupid, by the looks of it at one point im using all my fingers at the same time and then moving them in differnt directions O.o

Who wrote the Death Waltz?

Who wrote the Death March? Sorry I repeated myself

Death Waltz? "John Stump" did.

its pretty obvious this piece is meant more for visual appeal than sound...

It's just a joke, I can't believe you guys went over three pages about it xD

"Recoat all the pinatas with marmalade until most of the ox drivers have discovered the tube of anti-matter won't fit into some Barbie dolls."

...

LMAO! XD

huh? i didn't get it...

What?! What kind of sheet music is that?! It's so messy!

That's the point Bombom... It IS messy. It IS hilarious. :lol:

Oh thanks a lot!<_<

My pleasure :P

^_^

Grrrr.....:ranting:

Grrrr.....:ranting:

what's that about

It seems to be similar to the Chii expelled from the piece itself.

I still like the `Light explosives here........ and here.....` statment.

I've seen that before. My friend bought it at all-state for fun. It's meant to be impossible. I think that if you look carefully at one of them it'll say, "Note: unplayable" or something like that.

umm lol funny :lol: but those sheets i think are physically impossible unless your handes can STRETCH like a monkey

Well, I actually "play" part of the Death Waltz to entertain people.

First you play the grace notes, and ... use your entire arms for the rest of the song. :heh:

lol. wow. just wow.

We actually have the Death Waltz displayed in our band room. It's been there for about ten years.

Really? Where do you insert the peanuts?

seriously how do we play these pieces... do we not only have 10 fingers?

EDIT: lol "meant to be impossible"

It's hilarious. "Arranged by Accident." XD Very witty, hehe.

I counted some of the chords in it and it had more than 10 keys! are we suppose to count our feet in too? lol. Probably gutta use your arms and just press the keys down in general.

If anyone manages to play that, I'd like to shake that person's hand haha.

I counted some of the chords in it and it had more than 10 keys! are we suppose to count our feet in too? lol. Probably gutta use your arms and just press the keys down in general.

If anyone manages to play that, I'd like to shake that person's hand haha.

Hahaha! would you want to shake a person with 12 fingers? LoL! I've heard from my piano instructor about some old-timer pianist who has 12 fingers and he wrote songs that are meant from people who can use all 12 fingers. I found this to be impossible because, "How do you move your 6th finger? Theroetically, the 6th finger has no muscles and ligaments to move it." Well, gotta meet that person then.

For duet, I can understand because there would be 20 fingers. That should be enough to cover almost 1/4 of the keyboard.

All I can say is, "Lets hear the song!"

It's impossible to play... On the Death Waltz, look on the right side, between the bottom two lines... Do you see it?

all I have to say in dang!!!!!

okay I was in such shock that before I type a typo my bad....

what about flight if the bumblebee?

It's impossible to play...

Not for a MIDI file. I would be happy to write that in Finale and post it as a MIDI--when I get time. :heh:

No, there's a.. Uhh.. I don't remember what it's called... The squiggly line? It goes from the bottom line to the second to bottom line... You can't do that.

No, there's a.. Uhh.. I don't remember what it's called... The squiggly line? It goes from the bottom line to the second to bottom line... You can't do that.

Rolled Chord :mellow:, and you CAN do that on a MIDI.

EDIT: So I got bored. I did the first line, except the really short notes at the end of it, because my program can't get that short. ;) .

http://forums.ichigos.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=4532&d=1174496127

umm..that might be the hardest peice for piano...Other instruments(like French Horn -_-") are much harder.

OMG! what the HECK is that?! :eek: has anybody even TRIED to play it? other than the composer, i mean.