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Darksage
February 21st, 2006, 03:38 pm
It's your first time. As you lie back your
muscles tighten. You put him
off for a while searching for an excuse, but he
refuses to be swayed as he
approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you
shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it's the first
time his finger has found
the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;
your body tenses; but
he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks
deeply within your eyes
and tells you to trust him - he's done this many
times before. His cool
smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him
;more room for an easy
entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
but he slowly takes his
time, wanting to cause you as little pain as
possible. As he presses
;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give
way; pain surges throughout
your body and you feel the slight trickle of
blood as he continues. He
looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too
painful.Your eyes are
filled with tears but you shake your head and nod
for him to go on. He
begins going in and out with skill but you are
now too numb to feel him
within you. After a few moments, you feel
something bursting within you and
he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to
have it over. He looks
at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a
chuckle; that you have been
his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your
dentist. After all, it was your first time to have
a tooth pulled.



:-O
What were you thinking ?

YOU BIG FREEEEAAAK!!!!!!
I know what you were thinking!!!!!
XDD That's hilarious :sweat:

an-kun
February 21st, 2006, 06:15 pm
aww wasn't as good as i thought it'd be. Figured it was a dentist quite early on though. Though that's not actually the procedure they take. It hurts like hell though if they haven't anaesthised you properly.

Moonlight_stalker
February 21st, 2006, 08:29 pm
Hahah, lol quite funny, and that soo sounds lik my dentist... a little too much lik him...
I was gettin two teeth pulled out and afterwards he says to me "I'm lucky that you were so gental with me" i just stared at him and walked out of the room....

ChristopherArmalite
February 22nd, 2006, 02:38 am
I've read this one before! it's so funny...

dying1004
February 22nd, 2006, 03:15 am
yeah i read it before too. i've also read one where someone's milking a cow and it sounds dirty too.

DiamondSeraph
February 22nd, 2006, 11:31 pm
Lol wow, I've never seen anything like this.

Sepharite
February 22nd, 2006, 11:42 pm
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist

Meh, not really that funny...

theviolinist
February 23rd, 2006, 06:11 pm
That sounds so wrong, but so funny in the end.

ChristopherArmalite
February 24th, 2006, 09:10 pm
Yea I've heard the cow milking too! My friend sent both of them to me...thinking that I had a dirty mind XD