Ok, like I said, I went and tried some of those outrageous Walmart things. This will be the thread where you can post the things you've done in stores like Walmart, Kmart, wherever. Ok, here I go:


26. Climb things.

Yeah, I did this one. I was climbing on the furniture and jumping from one recliner on display to the next(there were only like, three, so I looked really stupid). Then, a little kid comes by and says, "hey! I wanna do it too!" but his mom pulled him away and said to me, "you're being a bad example!" I just laughed and went to go climb on something else: those bike stands they had. I got up pretty high too, before someone who worked there said, "Excuse me Miss! Get down from there right this minute! So yeah, that was the end of my climbing fun. Too bad it only lasted about fifteen minutes.


Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.




This one was hilarious! Ok, I grab a bunch of stuffed animals in a basket, and start walking down the aisle next to the book aisle. There was a man reading there. So, I throw this bunny over there, when nobody was looking. He was like, "What the F***!" really loud, and a woman was like, "shhhhh!!! There are children in this store!" Then, I throw another one, and the woman was like, "Ok, I didn't come here to have this nonsense!" I quickly run before she came into the aisle to see me. I put things into random places too, like I set a big bear on a motercycle, with these shades on. And guys, before I left, the bear was still there. It was so awesome.


21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.


Dudes, it's amazing how many dumb people we have in this world.... People would not go into the Home Improvement aisle because there was a Caution: Wet Floor sign there. They were touching the carpet saying, "it doesn't feel wet anymore," and "do you think they shampooed the carpet?" One little boy was walking on it, and the dad was like, "No Jr.! See, read: weeeeeeettttt caaaaarrrpppppeeettttt." Eventually, somebody who worked there came and took the sign away.


Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say
things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into
believing that the clothes are talking to them



Yeah, I did this one, but I got caught after like five minutes, mainly because I laughed. Here's what happened:
Ok, I was hiding in the jeans rack, right? Well, this woman comes by and starts brousing. So, once I got my nerve back, I shouted, "pick me! Pick me!" really loud. The lady JUMPED back and was like, "Hey Cheryl(I think that's her daughter's name) come here! The racks talk now!" You guys, it took sooooo much self control to not laugh at this point. So, the girl goes over there and starts brousing. I surpress my laughter and go, "pick me! pick me!" again. She's like, "Hey! Neat! Dad, come here and see!" So, the dad starts brousing, and I go, "pick me! Pick mhuahahahahaha oh God hahahaha! Oh shit!" The dad parts the clothes, and sees me there. I'm just like, laughing in his face. And you know what? He laughed too. He said, "this kid is good," and walks away. The lady and girl just tell me to get a life. Oh well, screw them, they felll for it.

And here's some I did randomly:
Went into the changing area and said, "Hey! There's no toilet in here!" As I walked out, a lady directed me to the restroom. I thanked her, and said I didn't have to go anymore. Boy, she had the sickest look on her face, and ran into the room I was changing in. I guess they didn't find anything, because I wasn't tracked down.:shifty:

Shook hands with people in the store, saying, "I will always remember you." Got a lot of laughs.

Sang really loud in the music department

Put little necklaces in the mannequinns hands.

Took some price tags off some stuff.

Yeah, that's all I can remember. I'm going to keep doing this stuff too. It's just so funny. Next time, I bringing my friends too.:lol:

Ok, like I said, I went and tried some of those outrageous Walmart things. This will be the thread where you can post the things you've done in stores like Walmart, Kmart, wherever. Ok, here I go:



Yeah, I did this one. I was climbing on the furniture and jumping from one recliner on display to the next(there were only like, three, so I looked really stupid). Then, a little kid comes by and says, "hey! I wanna do it too!" but his mom pulled him away and said to me, "you're being a bad example!" I just laughed and went to go climb on something else: those bike stands they had. I got up pretty high too, before someone who worked there said, "Excuse me Miss! Get down from there right this minute! So yeah, that was the end of my climbing fun. Too bad it only lasted about fifteen minutes.



This one was hilarious! Ok, I grab a bunch of stuffed animals in a basket, and start walking down the aisle next to the book aisle. There was a man reading there. So, I throw this bunny over there, when nobody was looking. He was like, "What the F***!" really loud, and a woman was like, "shhhhh!!! There are children in this store!" Then, I throw another one, and the woman was like, "Ok, I didn't come here to have this nonsense!" I quickly run before she came into the aisle to see me. I put things into random places too, like I set a big bear on a motercycle, with these shades on. And guys, before I left, the bear was still there. It was so awesome.



Dudes, it's amazing how many dumb people we have in this world.... People would not go into the Home Improvement aisle because there was a Caution: Wet Floor sign there. They were touching the carpet saying, "it doesn't feel wet anymore," and "do you think they shampooed the carpet?" One little boy was walking on it, and the dad was like, "No Jr.! See, read: weeeeeeettttt caaaaarrrpppppeeettttt." Eventually, somebody who worked there came and took the sign away.



Yeah, I did this one, but I got caught after like five minutes, mainly because I laughed. Here's what happened:
Ok, I was hiding in the jeans rack, right? Well, this woman comes by and starts brousing. So, once I got my nerve back, I shouted, "pick me! Pick me!" really loud. The lady JUMPED back and was like, "Hey Cheryl(I think that's her daughter's name) come here! The racks talk now!" You guys, it took sooooo much self control to not laugh at this point. So, the girl goes over there and starts brousing. I surpress my laughter and go, "pick me! pick me!" again. She's like, "Hey! Neat! Dad, come here and see!" So, the dad starts brousing, and I go, "pick me! Pick mhuahahahahaha oh God hahahaha! Oh shit!" The dad parts the clothes, and sees me there. I'm just like, laughing in his face. And you know what? He laughed too. He said, "this kid is good," and walks away. The lady and girl just tell me to get a life. Oh well, screw them, they felll for it.

And here's some I did randomly:
Went into the changing area and said, "Hey! There's no toilet in here!" As I walked out, a lady directed me to the restroom. I thanked her, and said I didn't have to go anymore. Boy, she had the sickest look on her face, and ran into the room I was changing in. I guess they didn't find anything, because I wasn't tracked down.:shifty:

Shook hands with people in the store, saying, "I will always remember you." Got a lot of laughs.

Sang really loud in the music department

Put little necklaces in the mannequinns hands.

Took some price tags off some stuff.

Yeah, that's all I can remember. I'm going to keep doing this stuff too. It's just so funny. Next time, I bringing my friends too.:lol:

You're my hero. :lol:

I did some of these


10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens

He told me whats a code three? I told him in housewares. He goes Oh! and asks his friend. Werent that funny.


20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and
when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right dammit!!" Make a scene

Well hte lady checked the shoes and goes have you got your reciet. I said no. Put my hands behind my back and looked at the queue behind me. Wont take long guys, I said. She goes without your reciet we cannot take it. I said No Woman! I have rights you know. It is written in page 141 paragraph 4 subsection C that thecustomer is always right. "Dont go all technical on me". I slammed my hand against the table. Give me my money dammit. "Security". got kicked out. But i managed to say "One day ill be back,and then well see my rights"

Oh well, ill try more today. Im going shopping, ill tell you how it goes.

You know you should try and video this stuff, it'd be so funny to see.

I tried once but the security guard came and smashed my phone. And then he goes
Dont you dare try and sue us. You got no evidence, he picked up the phone and said multi million pouund company v you. Get a life kid.

Idiot. Just cos he's fat.

Well this is how to get back at him....

start crying out "get off me! Argh molester!" and complain. You should have a friend there as a witness but pretend not to know them so that he/she can confirm your fake story.

Ok, here's some more stuff I did a few days ago, from a list I got from a website. The website is:

http://www.kaitaia.com/funny/text/

I did some of the ones that you can do while driving: Ok:


Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.

LMAO! This was funny. The news was on, blasting, and my head was just banging all over the place. I got so many strange looks, and this one guy told me to pay attention to the roads, and I shouldn't be driving if I was gonna act like an idiot. I just banged harder. Unfortunately, I got honked at, cause I was still going when the light was green.


Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.


I did this with my Fullmetal keychain about a month ago while my friend was driving. People were pointing and laughing, and my friends was trying not drive while watching the stupidness of my actions at the same time. One guy said I was distracting him, when he sped up to our car. The dumbass was at least a good ten feet away. I'm surprised he saw the little thing.


Sing without having the radio on.


I do this all the time. Who doesn't?


Ask people for Grey Poupon.


What the hell is a Grey Poupon?


Laugh a lot. A whole lot.


It's easier to do this when people look back at you, cause then you laugh hard for real. At first, you feel stupid, but their faces and why they're looking like that, really make you laugh hard. Eventually, they will honk at you. I look at them really serious, like, so serious that it looks like I'm ready to kill them, then I start laughing again. It's hilarious.


You know you should try and video this stuff, it'd be so funny to see.

Dude, if anybody can tell me how, I so would. I want to so bad. I'd reanact the whole Walmart thing just for you guys. I'd bring my crazy ass friends to. It'll be a blast.

Cool, can't wait to see it.

Well, I did stalk people at one point, but not just at stores. That was actually a problem, though. I don't recommend anyone get too into that kind of thing.

I went into a cubicle in a clothes shop and made some rather questionable sounds and i came out of it doing up my zip and putting my shirt back on. I put a bit of spit on the floor. I stayed there for about an hour, no one went into that cubicle.

ROFLMAO

:lol:

me and my friend did this and it's hella funny

me and like 8 friends went to downtown. OK a lot of people were walking aroudn doing their own business

what we all do is. We form a circle and all look up and point at the sky (sorta act amazed as if something amazing is going on), a guy in the middle will watch to see how many ppl actually will look up and see what we're all looking at.

It's unbelievable, like EVERYONE that saw us at least looked up once XD but there are couple ppl who just look at us weirdly as if we were retards lol

halirious halirious

lol i did that once with my friends. well, we didn't form a circle, but we stopped in the middle of a really busy street to look up and later on, we had loadza left over KFC cause we bought too much, so i got the 'bucket' and walked over to a tramp with his dog and gave it to him to eat, i got a few weird looks for that but its a nice thing to do , rite? and about the thing where u wave summat out the window, well once the car in front of me waved a gun out the window. i dunno if it was real or not, but my mum got freaked out.

dude the most fucked up thing ive ever seen was a college project that this kid done. they had to do a video editing project of something really distorted and twisted for an art project then talk about the deeper meaning behind it. so what did this kid do?

borrow his dads army gas mask, pull out a kitchen knife and walk up to the neighbours window whilst they were watching t.v. with their back to him mind you. and start scratching at the window really slowly whilst holding the knife in 1 hand and the video camera in the other.

i was like are you crazy what if they saw you and called the police. he said they didnt so its all good it was funny anyways.
flippin nutter

One nuthead in my class abruptly shouted "THERE'S SOMEONE LOCKED IN HERE!" and pointed to a small locker (about the size of computer monitor) and the teacher ran away to get her keys to open it >_>

Sometimes you just gotta love off-topicness in real life =P

wow. im seriously laughing.... im gonna have to work up the guts to actually do that. that would be SO fun.. my new hero :P

A-W-E-S-O-M-E. XD

I'm sure everyone here has fought with plastic lightsabers at Kmart once in their life...

I yelled "everyone down this is a panty raid"
I also got into a pretend fight with a girl and woke up on one of the bed displays after 4 hours of unconsciousness.

once i *dropped* a big box of powdered detergent in the fountain near the colledge. just at like 5 pm, no one was there, and it caused a lot of confusion.

*laghs at it again*

OMG. You guys are hilarious. You guys are my new heroes man.

dude you guys rock! you know what is always good for a laugh? at a shoe store (i usualy do this in dsw) put on the loudest pair of shoes you find and tell who ever your with to look. my mom gives me this *face* every time, so i break out laughing. a twist is you walk around with them and whenever some1 looks at your feet laugh and if they start to laugh say congradulations you are legally insane!