Add a humorous line you would never actually hear in anime, like this:


Eureka 7

Holland: Remember, you could save 15% or more or your LFO insurance by switching to Gekkostate.

Renton: Its Evange- I mean the Nirvash!

Shinji from Neon Genisis Evangelion:
"Yay, I get to pilot the Eva again!!! WOOPEE!!!"

Asuka from Neon Genisis Evangelion:
(on a date) "Enough about me, I want to know about *you*."

Rei from Neon Genisis Evangelion:
"I think that I'm going to hang out with some friends after school"

From FF7:AC

Kadaj: I'M MORE EVIL THAN SEPHIROTH!

Hellsing
Alucard: Seras, want to go on a date after work?
Seras: Y...YES MASTER!

FF:AC
Sephiroth: Cloud, after this is all over I'll buy you a beer.
(basically that one would work with any two characters who are enemies)

naruto: i admit sasuke...i'm no match for your overwhelming power
(:P that crazy hyperactive person? no way)

Inuyasha:"All right naraku you win....the arm wrestling competion!"

Naraku:"Yeah i should who ya daddy was!!!!!!!Now lets go to the rock, paper scisors tornament!"

Inuyasha:"Scisor wind scar"

Naraku: (uses paper as a barrier and the scisors goes flying back towards inuyasha)

Inuyasha:"Rocky Backlash wave"

Naraku: (before inuyashas attack gets to naraku)"I give up you can just take the sacred jewel"(then naraku runs home to his mommy)

Inuyasha:"Oh well who wants this thing anyway?"(then Inuyasha throws the sacred jewel in the nearest well)

Rei: Shinji, I have feelings like a regular human and I love you.

Gendo: Dont talk like that to my son! I LOVE HIM WITH MY HEART!

Rei: But I Love HIM!

Gendo: Damn it, your not even a real human.. *pushes Rei*

japanese anime naruto: belive it.

Gundam Wing:

Noin: Releena, what's the matter?
Releena: It's Heero. He refuses to say my name. I guess the past 13 scenes had him say my name over and over again.
Heero: Bitch.

Ghost in the Shell

Major: The American Empire is awsome!

Initial D

Keisuke: I could never beat Takumi in my life, might aswell give up

Takumi: Itsuki, you're the best driver I've ever seen. I feel totally relaxed when racing down the hill with you.

Naruto: I hate you Sakura. Believe it.
Sakura: *cries* But I love you Naruto.

Not funny but couldnt think of anything else.

Osaka: Did you know that the earth was round?
Chiyo-Chan: I thought the earth was flat.
Tomo-Chan: No, the earth IS round. Right Sakaki?
Sakaki: Yes, whatever. *Continues drawing dead cats on the side of her notebook.*

InuYasha

Demon: I am the demon Akatsukkazuchikaramaru and I am far greater than you puny humans! See the -maru? It means I'm powerful! Argh, Snarl!
Sango: Hiraikotsu!
*Slays demon*
Demon: No! This can't be!

Inuyasha-

Sango: I looove you Miroku!
Miroku: But I love Kagome!
Sango: Nooo!! But I looove you Miroku!
Miroku: Kagome will you please consider marrying me?

(Miroku not asking her to bear his child? No way!!)

yotsubato: Im going to stop asking dumb question and doing retarded things

Fullmetal Alchemist

Ed: I'm short and I'm loving it!

Fullmetal Alchemist

Ed: I'm short and I'm loving it!

He almost says that once when crawling through the vents/shafts. (w/e :bleh: )

Hows about,
Al: I'm a tin man and I'm loving it!

ED: I love milk, i could eat, drink, and sleep milk! It must be the most wonderful substance in the world.

Al:Eww, Ed, I hate milk, who would ever drink the stuff?

ED:I WOULD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saskate (sp?): hey sakura want to go catch a movie with me? and after that maybe you can comeover for a bit.

Evangelion

*In the middle of a battle with an angel
Misato: What the hell! The angel just sprouted wings.
Ritsuko: It's that stupid bell you keep ringing. Don't you know that everytime a bell rings, an angel gets wings?

Prince of Tenis

After a tennis match between Hyotei Gakuen and Seishun Gakuen

Kikumaru: Say...Gakuto, your acrobatics is wayyy better than me, nyaa!
Gakuto: NO, yours is. Hmm...maybe we should team up sometimes to beat Yuushi and that tensai (prodigy) in your team.
Kikumaru: Yeah, let's do that!

Full Metal Alchemist

Al: *sees a cat, and kicks it* I hate cats! They're evil!

Ed: *picks up poor cat* But brother! It's sooooo cute! Can we keep it?

lmao!
Miroku tut and hes a monk!
How about:

Sessho-maru:WAHOO I LOVE HUMANS!!

Jaken:I hate you sessho-maru!

Inuyasha:Curry is yummy!

(and theres me being random!)

Inuyasha:"All right naraku you win....the arm wrestling competion!"

Naraku:"Yeah i should who ya daddy was!!!!!!!Now lets go to the rock, paper scisors tornament!"

Inuyasha:"Scisor wind scar"

Naraku: (uses paper as a barrier and the scisors goes flying back towards inuyasha)

Inuyasha:"Rocky Backlash wave"

Naraku: (before inuyashas attack gets to naraku)"I give up you can just take the sacred jewel"(then naraku runs home to his mommy)

Inuyasha:"Oh well who wants this thing anyway?"(then Inuyasha throws the sacred jewel in the nearest well)


Inuyasha-

Sango: I looove you Miroku!
Miroku: But I love Kagome!
Sango: Nooo!! But I looove you Miroku!
Miroku: Kagome will you please consider marrying me?

(Miroku not asking her to bear his child? No way!!)


InuYasha

Demon: I am the demon Akatsukkazuchikaramaru and I am far greater than you puny humans! See the -maru? It means I'm powerful! Argh, Snarl!
Sango: Hiraikotsu!
*Slays demon*
Demon: No! This can't be!


LMAO!sessho-maru!!lolz!!!:lol:

DragonBall Z
Vegeta: OMG, it's Nsync! Get the camera, Kakarot!

Goku: What up my N....?

School Rumble
Harima: Ojo,...I love you. And bugg off, Tenma-Chan.

Full Metal Alchemist

Roy: *looks outside* It's raining . . . YAY!!!! PLAY IN THE PUDDLE TIME!!!!

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Roy: *stares at Black Hayate* . . . IT'S A DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!!! *hides under desk*

Naruto: I'm going to be the next Hokage! Dattebayo!
Hinata: Hey Naruto-kun, how would you like some ramen with a tall glass of 'shut the fuck up for once in your life'?

Saiyuki

Hakkai: *to Goku* SHUT UP YOU BAKA SARU!

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Goyjo: *sees someone smoking* Put that out! I can't stand cigarettes! At least smoke outside, ok?

(from rurouni kenshin)

Hajime Saitou : what? i gave up smoking years ago. Its ok, Sano, u are smarter than me.

Kenshin : check out that weakling kid, hes getting the sh!t kicked out of his puni a$$. Hey leme kick him too! *hits and theives from kid*

(excel saga)

excel: I F***ING HATE ILPALAZZO!!! i love you and cherish you for the rest of my life, and ill give you all my food, Menchi-sama! I QUIT ACROSS FOR EVER!!!

LOL what's this all about? A random line you'll never hear in an anime?

OK... here's a random one from me: (You'll never hear this in Pokemon)

Jesse/James: We're giving up on that twerp's Pikachu...
Meowth: Why should we catch that Pikachu anyways... it's a weakling after all...

(And this is basically how it is in Kannazuki no Miko, but you never hear the characters say it...)

Souma: Himeko is mine! I won't let her become a lesbian!
Himeko: I'm all yours, Chikane...
Chikane: This is wrong, Himeko... We shouldn't be doing this...

Am I being too random or what?

sailormoon
serena: I'm sick of sugar, ice cream, candy, chocolate, and Darien

I know who Ruri is now!

Ruri is the little geek girl in Nadesico.

Oh, here's another random one you'll never hear in an anime, lol...

Pikachu: Pika, pika?
Mew: Mewwww...!
Pikachu: Pikachu...?
Mew: Mewwww!!! ^^
Pikachu: Pika!
Mew: Mew... mewwww! ^^
Lucario: OMGWTFBBQ!

And, speaking of Ms. Hoshino...

Ruri: OMG! U R SMART!

Hmm, my turn ^^

Saiyuki
Goku- Oh no thanks. I couldn't eat another bite.
Sanzo- It's such a wonderful day outside... *sniff sniff, smile* and I LOVE flowers...

Trigun
Monev- Hey! Can't we just sit down and talk this over like adults?
Meryl- I'm sorry for the way I acted earlier, Vash... can you forgive me?
Knives- Brother! Come to my arms!
Midvalley- Sorry ladies, I'm gay.
Vash- Oops, I broke my cool-looking sunglasses. Oh well, I can finish this climatic battle without them.
Rem- You're a pussy Vash, d'you know that?

Elfen Lied
Kohta- Actually this IS what it looks like. A little privacy please?
Yuka- Oh, I guess I overreacted... sorry about that.
Nana- Bleck! That tastes disgusting!
Kurama- Damn, she escaped. Oh well, who cares?
Lucy- Oh god... I can't stand the sight of blood...

And my personal fave....

Seto Kaiba- Screw the rules, I've got money!!

Yu Yu Hackasho:
Yusuke: Let's go pick some flowers, Kuwabara (scuse my spelling...)
Kuwabara: No Yusuke how about you ask Botan on a date?
Yusuke: Oh sure! I just love Grim Reapers with blue hair! *prances off to ask Botan to marry him*
Kuwabara: Yup, I gone done it again. Now to pick those nose-I mean flowers he was talking about.
not very good.........

Naruto
Gaara: I want my mommy!
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Sasuke: I love my brother with all my heart!
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Death Note(even though its manga)
"L": Ugh, I hate sugar.
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"Kira": I'm such a murderer....please forgive me!
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Evangelion

Gendo: (breaths heavily) Shinji, I am your father!
Shinji: (refrains from screaming or angsting)

Saiyuki

Hakkai: *to Goku* SHUT UP YOU BAKA SARU!

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Goyjo: *sees someone smoking* Put that out! I can't stand cigarettes! At least smoke outside, ok?

Oh my god thats so funny with the gojyo one inever happen
so lets see Saiyuki

Gojyo: *to hot girl* nahh im not in the mood
Sanzo: *walks up to girl* Hey babe

U will NEVER hear this from Inuyasha!
*Inuyasha goes up to Sesshomaru*Inu: Sesshomaru.. ur the best brother there is!
Fluffmaster*aka sesshomaru* Sess: HOLY SHIT!! Inuyasha there is something wrong with u!
*Inuyasha goes up to sesshomaru and hugs him* Sess: NOOO! IT BURNS!!!!!!

Integral: Alucard, I'm releasing your seals so you can manage the institution while I'm in the States.

Kakashi Sensei: "...and this is Naruto Uzamaki, my best-behaved student."

Sasuke: "You know what, Naruto? You're actually a pretty cool guy!"

Sakura:"Sure, Naruto, I'll go on a date with you!"

(Either that would be his best day, or they'd be *seriously* messing with his head...) :lol:

thats true but that be funny though ^-^

Gravitation:

Yuki: Shuichi, baby, I bought you cotton candy!

Bleach:

Rukia: Ichigo, I am your father...uhh...mother! Yeah! That's it!

-Naruto:
Naruto: Just you watch! I'll be the next Hokage, believe it!
Sakura: Oh Naruto is so cool!
Ino: Much better than Sasuke.
Hinata: And he has such a nice catch phrase too.

Sakura: I love you Naruto
Sasuke: I love you Sakura
Naruto: I love you Sasuke
Gaara: I love you Lee
Lee: For once can i NOT drop down and give you 1000 push ups Sensei?
Gai: No! For once i say No!
Orange Hentai Book: *gets ripped and destroyed*
Kakashi: To hell with being a batchelor, Hey Kurenai! Let's get married!
Haku: I ain't gonna be your tool no more Nu uh!

case closed

Jimmy/Conan: I have no clue about this case i give up.*leaves the scene and never comes back*

Pikachu: Hi!

I think I'll close this thread, it was fun for a while but now it's becoming more of the same all the time.