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Traya
March 31st, 2005, 09:20 pm
probably one of the most hilarious things ive ever read. Too bad he exceeds his bandwidth sometimes ><
http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html
Alone
April 1st, 2005, 10:25 am
this really is funny... and educational (if its true of course)
EDIT: ok this guy is starting to piss me off - you cant judge a whole nation by 15 year old kids. He is being childish - imagine the same thing in a NY junior high school - exactly, too bias!!!!!! fool...
DarkMagician
April 5th, 2005, 11:42 am
the italian who went to malta -
http://www.amishdonkey.com/swf/jurq/italian_english.swf
onitrof
April 5th, 2005, 08:41 pm
http://www.drennor.com/flash/comedy/misc/metalGearFiesta.htm
All Metle gear solid fans want to go here.
this stuff is funny as ^%$7. :frusty:
badgerglue
April 7th, 2005, 01:42 am
awesome Onitrof!!!
Mizumi
April 7th, 2005, 03:17 am
Originally posted by onitrof@Apr 5 2005, 02:41 PM
http://www.drennor.com/flash/comedy/misc/metalGearFiesta.htm
All Metle gear solid fans want to go here.
this stuff is funny as ^%$7. :frusty:
omg I saw that on Newgrounds. lol. It is really funny.
badgerglue
April 7th, 2005, 08:32 pm
see the whole www.drennor.com site. There is even more funny stuff on there
Wraith
April 8th, 2005, 09:03 pm
DDR + Wine Bottle Juggling = WTF?!? o.o;; (http://www.plsthx.com/disp.php?type=m&id=259)
dying1004
April 8th, 2005, 09:29 pm
^ oh my gosh! is this in like an arcade? that's crazy! haha
Zucriy Amsuna
April 11th, 2005, 09:48 pm
DDR + juggling bottels = pure skill... :blink: Double-minded concentration needed. :blink:
Mizumi
April 12th, 2005, 12:48 am
lol. That juggling is insane. Hmm.. I think I might know a friend who could do that. As long as she knows how to juggle, I swear she can do that...
toki
April 12th, 2005, 01:13 am
wow thats crazy!!!!
i can barely handle ddr let alone juggling...
i cant even juggle either!!! XD
ddr is fun though...
Wraith
April 20th, 2005, 02:17 am
http://aa.1asphost.com/Shuyin/Do%20I%20give%20a%20damn.gif
Roy Mustang
April 20th, 2005, 02:19 am
Originally posted by Wraith@Apr 20 2005, 12:17 PM
http://aa.1asphost.com/Shuyin/Do%20I%20give%20a%20damn.gif
I have that ... and I used it here somewhere before too. :bleh:
DarkMagician
April 20th, 2005, 12:32 pm
dunno if youve seen this before..but....have a look...
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/numa.php
Sephiroth
April 20th, 2005, 01:13 pm
that thing is all over the net and media
Dark Bring
April 20th, 2005, 06:45 pm
http://www.zeronews-fr.com/flash/cube.php
Nice Flash game.
Fob
April 20th, 2005, 08:18 pm
not sure if somebody has already posted this ((sooo many pages...heh me so lazy)) but my friend recenlty got me addicted to these games:
http://www.fasco-csc.com/works/crimson/crimson_e.php
enjoy ^.^
Zucriy Amsuna
April 26th, 2005, 12:39 am
Crimson Room and Veridian Room are in the Flash Animations thread. It's so hard to know about everything like that...I know. Hust to inform you! :D
Funny signs... (http://www.roadtripamerica.com/signs/signs.htm)
Click on the sentence above the picture to see the rest.
funnysign.com (http://www.funnysign.com) is also good.
Sephiroth
April 26th, 2005, 10:15 am
i know this is old but still
beat rai (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/Sephiroth17/nanaca.jpg) ^_^
Zucriy Amsuna
April 26th, 2005, 09:47 pm
But did you get over 500 feet high?
I still can't get above 10,000...
Zombies... (http://www.somebodyreviveme.com/OsseStar.htm)
It's a weird 'game' with little dots, but it gets...addicting. @_@ If it doesn't show up to it, click on the 'Other Stuff' and then 'The Night of the Living Dead' to get there. It shows other versions at the bottom.
Sephiroth
April 26th, 2005, 10:49 pm
lol i reached 618 feet but i didnt bother posting height as i didnt think it really meant anything. but theres no way of me proving that now
Dark Bring
May 5th, 2005, 09:54 pm
http://www.orisinal.com/
A collection of very nice Flash games! ^_^
toki
May 6th, 2005, 02:51 am
^ weee!!! so fun!!! except i dont know how to play most of them... so i get like a score of 10 while the high score is like 30000 XD ohwellz.. im enjoying it which is the important thing ^^
Oblivion
May 6th, 2005, 03:31 am
I MADE TOP TEN!!! Yay I'm so happy for myself, lol. XD
toki
May 6th, 2005, 04:23 am
hahha XD which game??
i made i think 7th in one of them... i think it was the one how you jump for stars.. im not sure though..
EDIT: woot!!! i came 3rd in the 'among the clouds' game ^^ well i was second.. but someone got in as i finished the game too...
Oblivion
May 6th, 2005, 04:37 am
Um... I'm not really sure. Accually I got like, 8th in 3 different games. The duck game was one of them... :think: can't remember the others.
PFT_Shadow
May 6th, 2005, 09:51 pm
http://www.widro.com/throwpaper.html
Arthell
May 7th, 2005, 11:45 am
Rawr (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/arthell/rawr.jpg)
badgerglue
May 7th, 2005, 11:10 pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/arthell/rawr.jpg
I still dont understand that. That has been posted like 5 times on this topic. I dont get it
Fob
May 7th, 2005, 11:24 pm
I LOVE that game!!!! It's sooo funny and time consuming :whistle:
What don't ya understand?
badgerglue
May 8th, 2005, 12:36 am
what web site is the game on?
Arthell
May 8th, 2005, 05:07 am
Nanaca Crash (http://homepage.mac.com/pockyrevolution/nanaca_crash.html)
DarkMagician
May 8th, 2005, 11:45 pm
Originally posted by Red Stone@May 5 2005, 09:54 PM
http://www.orisinal.com/
A collection of very nice Flash games! ^_^
man....addicted to those games for years now.....still.....been trying to get the high scores...damn they always wipe the old top tens like every day..... <_<
badgerglue
May 9th, 2005, 12:09 am
nanca crash is a very interesting game. too bad i dont know what they are saying
How do u guys get it so far. i can only get like 500.
toki
May 9th, 2005, 03:24 am
ya.. i dont get the game... how do you play it? furthest i got is 690
EDIT: woot, i got to 1050 ^^, but i still dont get it
EDIT2: i got 1300 ^^... how do you tell who is going to do what?? as in, the boost thing and the slow down thingy??
an-kun
May 11th, 2005, 05:52 pm
Thought I'd post a couple of jokes. You may not think they're good but they make some people laugh...
What's brown and sticky?
Show spoiler (javascript:void(0);)<span style="display: none;" id="QUOTE"> A stick! :heh: </span>
This is my mate's classic joke. I find it so funny because he's said it so many times.
Do you want to know what the dirtiest joke in the world is?
Show spoiler (javascript:void(0);)<span style="display: none;" id="QUOTE"> A boy fell in the mud. XD </span>
:mellow: >>> :D
badgerglue
May 11th, 2005, 09:34 pm
Ok ill tell one. You guys might not get it but its my favorite joke
A sailor goes up to his captain and says "sir were being attacked by two or so ships"
The captain says "sailor go get my red shirt so that if i get injured and i bleed than you guys won't get scared because im hurt and still fight.
Another sailor comes up and says. "sir two more ships on the other side.
The captain says. " go get my brown pants." XD :lol: XD :lol:
for those who dont get it
Show spoiler (javascript:void(0);)<span style="display: none;" id="QUOTE"> Brown pants as in he is going to crap his pants. </span>
Zucriy Amsuna
May 12th, 2005, 12:35 am
Originally posted by shui_hu@May 9 2005, 03:24 AM
ya.. i dont get the game... how do you play it? furthest i got is 690
EDIT: woot, i got to 1050 ^^, but i still dont get it
EDIT2: i got 1300 ^^... how do you tell who is going to do what?? as in, the boost thing and the slow down thingy??
I don't really get it, either. I just play! Whenever the poor guy comes near the ground, click to have a girl attack him (and try to save the bicicle-teleport attacks; they're limited). And that's basically all I know, except that if you click just at the right time when he will run into that blue-skirt girl with glasses, a super-special combo will commence with the blue-skirt girl punching him as a finale! That sends him flying...
(I got two little kids to like this game...they get to see a person get brutally hurt!)
Kou
May 12th, 2005, 02:56 am
I come to reclaim this thread!! (eh?)
er.. as always recommended viewing age for these images is 15+
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/bab.jpg
If it was curry in the plate...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/thescreamer.jpg
Vash's "The scream"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/fire.jpg
Really, it was an "Accident"...
Disclaimer: Now the following image is possibly(or probably) offending and is NOT recommended for children, ladies, the elderly or any other groups who can possibly be offended by all sorts of weird inventions. Really, if you get nightmares or something after looking at this, I'm not responsible. Recommended viewing age : 17+ (Sexual reference)
You've been warned.
Show spoiler (javascript:void(0);)<span style="display: none;" id="QUOTE"> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/TTT.jpg
Yup.. such things exist in Japan.. </span>
Peace out!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/nuked9.jpg
Alone
May 13th, 2005, 03:10 pm
Here's what happens when you forget to feed your cat for a couple of days :heh: *guilty*
Show spoiler (javascript:void(0);)<span style="display: none;" id="QUOTE"> http://home.ripway.com/2005-3/269374/Hunter.jpg </span>
Dark Bring
May 13th, 2005, 06:44 pm
Gundam DIY! (http://bitter.swee.to/gundam.html)
Alone
May 13th, 2005, 06:59 pm
^ i hope it can walk and fly!!! :D
Fob
May 13th, 2005, 11:14 pm
omg FUN! This is morbid and I am addicted!
Defend Your Castle (http://www.xgenstudios.com/castle/)
Arthell
May 14th, 2005, 08:33 am
Alaska guy building 'mecha' suit (http://news.com.com/Giant+robots+in+the+backyard/2100-1026_3-5499730.html?tag=nefd.lede)
Wraith
May 16th, 2005, 02:30 am
Men's Room Monologue (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/232839)
Females probably won't get as much of a kick outta this.
jaja binks
May 16th, 2005, 08:08 pm
What if captain hook wipe his arse with his other hand?
Dark Bring
May 24th, 2005, 09:45 am
If you saw Star Wars Episode III, you'll get this. Everybody who saw it should see these. Don't thank me for enriching your lives tho - credit goes to someone else for finding it first.
http://darthno.ytmnd.com/
http://unitedstatesofno.ytmnd.com/
http://darthdolenz.ytmnd.com/
http://supervaderbros.ytmnd.com/
http://reversevader.ytmnd.com/
Lord Vader Can Read Your Mind! (http://www.sithsense.com/flash.htm) <- Try this! XD
Don Vercetti
May 25th, 2005, 05:13 pm
Speaking of Star Wars; www.storewars.org (http://www.storewars.org)
And you've heard about the town in Austria?:
Show spoiler (javascript:void(0);)<span style="display: none;" id="QUOTE"> http://www.intellectualpoison.com/Pics/austria2.jpg </span>
//D
Dark Bring
May 25th, 2005, 05:54 pm
Lion mutilates 42 midgets. (http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm)
Cambodian sponsored gene pool experiment. WTF?
1,500 Pound Camel Sits On Woman Painting Fence. (http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/4506952/detail.html)
A woman called for help on her cell phone Wednesday after a camel sat on top of her while she was painting a fence. =_=
EDIT: OMGLINKOFTHEDAYLOLZ!!1!: The Darth Side (http://darthside.blogspot.com/) Darth Vader's very own blog. For judicious consumption only.
PFT_Shadow
May 26th, 2005, 11:33 am
http://allowe.cillix.nl/Humor/video/Retroincabulator.wmv
such woundefull technology, every standard transfluxiant department should have one ^_^
Kou
May 30th, 2005, 02:09 am
BREAKING NEWS
Appearantly Sony made last minute critical changes to the design of their new console, PS3, and it looks TOTALLY different from the concept they showed at E3.
I've found an image of it, take a look!!
Show spoiler (javascript:void(0);)<span style="display: none;" id="QUOTE"> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/35334.jpg
Well.. it IS "Playstation Three" =_=
</span>
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/ham.jpg
It contains all your daily needs for energy, minerals, protein, vitamins and rodents.
Cosplay Special
Really, the best of the best of these costume players have earned my respect.. and err.. yeah scroll down a bit please.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/18ac1438.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/18ac0542.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/18ac1596.jpg
Hail to visual Terrorism!!!
Dark Bring
May 30th, 2005, 08:21 am
Holy [preon] [mettaur] [chimera] [meltdown] of epic proportions! My brain is on fire!!!
Curse you for ability to find more "interesting" links than I ever can! XD
Neko Koneko
May 31st, 2005, 11:48 pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/aboot/azumangaFF7.jpg
best.thing.ever.
Plod
June 1st, 2005, 12:35 am
Where's that from?
Neko Koneko
June 1st, 2005, 07:45 am
Azumanga Daioh + FF7
toki
June 1st, 2005, 07:47 am
lol XD haha thats weird yet funny at the same time..
onitrof
June 2nd, 2005, 01:44 pm
http://www.heppner.homestead.com/files/Pole.mpg
i feal really bad for this guy XD XD
Plod
June 2nd, 2005, 06:59 pm
>.< That's gotta hurt!
RD
June 4th, 2005, 05:37 am
in nanaca crash (the game with the bike) my person allways get a bost, so it goes forever...............
so far its been 4000 m
Artificial Snow
June 4th, 2005, 05:41 am
That made me pull my legs together... and I'm a girl...
And Angelics pic really IS the best.thing.ever...
Sephiroth
June 5th, 2005, 11:03 am
is chiyo chan supposed to be marlene?
Wraith
June 5th, 2005, 01:11 pm
I think Chiyo is supposed to be Cait Sith, cuz of the crown, the white dog. and the Cait Sith smile.
Sephiroth
June 5th, 2005, 01:22 pm
ooooooh yea. I think that it was a bit hard to tell that tifa was meant to be sakaki though
edit: with star wars fever about I think this is 1 of the funny things I've seen about
anakin loves padme (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/240527)
Edwin
June 6th, 2005, 09:21 am
Originally posted by Sephiroth@Jun 5 2005, 08:22 AM
anakin loves padme (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/240527)
That is just *so* wrong on *so many* different levels!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Alone
June 6th, 2005, 09:28 am
Hollywood Lessons
1. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
2. Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
3. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach the armpit level of a woman, but only the waist level of the man lying beside her.
4. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
5. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
6. All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
7. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least a half-hour to escape.
8. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
9. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
10. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
11. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
12. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
13. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off, but luckily you'll always blindly choose to cut the right wire.
14. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
15. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
Neko Koneko
June 6th, 2005, 09:28 am
Originally posted by Edwin@Jun 6 2005, 11:21 AM
That is just *so* wrong on *so many* different levels!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I agree :blink:
Sephiroth
June 6th, 2005, 05:51 pm
This is another funny one. who would of thought squirrels could be so deadly.
secret lives of squirrels (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/242067)
PFT_Shadow
June 6th, 2005, 05:59 pm
Originally posted by Sephiroth@Jun 5 2005, 02:22 PM
anakin loves padme (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/240527)
i watched that in one of my boredom sessions
its brilliant
Paradox
June 7th, 2005, 02:24 am
this is just plan scary
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.as...Black-and-White (http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?video=Michael-Jackson-Black-and-White)
Thorn
June 7th, 2005, 08:32 am
:o just wrooooong
Artificial Snow
June 8th, 2005, 04:34 am
I've seen that... and It's made me wince everytime.
Kou
June 8th, 2005, 04:36 am
Pictures that have been hidden out with Spoiler tag is not intended for the "more" younger members of this forum, so if you're looking from your living room with kids nearby or w/e, then.. go shoo them off or something before you click the tag.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/ewww.jpg
No offense to that guy (who was he.. Hewitt or something? ~_~) but really, that was a BAD photo shot.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/n2o_1211_76822_1.jpg
Hey.. its that magic formation thingy, done with a lot of empty liquor bottles
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/1117306555270.jpg
Japanese troops found remains of an unknown mechnical device(possibly of alien origin) during the last phases of WWII, which was later used as design basis for the hit robot anime Mazinger Z
Warning: The following images are R-rated. If you're under 15 / your parents are nearby, etc, then stay away. (You won't get the joke anyway)
Show spoiler (javascript:void(0);)<span style="display: none;" id="QUOTE"> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/b0021634_12193464.jpg
Understand the Crucial difference between Naturals and Coordinators? </span>
Show spoiler (javascript:void(0);)<span style="display: none;" id="QUOTE"> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/b0049620_23363941.jpg
See nothing wrong with it? Then take a more CAREFUL look at the girl's pillow.
</span>
Great sense of (somewhat vulgar) comedy, the Japanese.. They got the guts to be open about it, then laugh it off.. Now isn't that honest?
Artificial Snow
June 8th, 2005, 05:06 am
^ BAHAHAHHAAHAHAH! ENDLESS LAUGHTER! :lol:
JcKaji2
June 8th, 2005, 02:21 pm
http://www.anime-haven.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10004/1106463962526.jpg
http://www.anime-haven.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10004/normal_1065748862443.jpg
the japanses weren't the only ones who used mechas in the WWII B)
Thorn
June 10th, 2005, 03:03 pm
look at this place in france: look http://perso.magic.fr/yvesleger/pussy.htm
and in canada: http://www.alaskaroads.com/dildo-bgs-large.jpg
pretty immature, but im really upset today and it cheered me up
RD
June 10th, 2005, 11:30 pm
Great Gundam fans will laugh
http://koti.phnet.fi/otaku/azucross/osaka-garagekit.jpg
Edwin
June 11th, 2005, 03:01 am
Originally posted by Thorn@Jun 10 2005, 10:03 AM
look at this place in france: look http://perso.magic.fr/yvesleger/pussy.htm
and in canada: http://www.alaskaroads.com/dildo-bgs-large.jpg
pretty immature, but im really upset today and it cheered me up
I could make an obscene joke about Canada putting it's "Dildo" in France's "Pussy", but...
Oh wait! I already did... ^_^
@ Angelic and Spoonpuppet: I consider myself warned...
Artificial Snow
June 12th, 2005, 05:31 am
Hahahahahaha! I already am... :heh: For my terrible! terrible! signature.
Neko Koneko
June 13th, 2005, 09:41 am
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2672935?s...v=12&htv=12 (http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2672935?showw=no&refsite=6721&htv=12&htv=12&htv=12&htv=12)
JcKaji2
June 13th, 2005, 01:07 pm
http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/italy.html
i can confirm that this video is completly, absolutely, doubtlessly right :lol:
PFT_Shadow
June 13th, 2005, 01:30 pm
sooo good to watch, trying to cross the road in italy is hell.
and the Jackson trial, youve just gotta smile
Kou
June 14th, 2005, 12:57 am
Video Links Today:
Ever seen/read/played the anime/comic/game "Initial D"? Well damn, Takumi drives like little old granny compared to this guy
Crazy drivers (http://kart.gdaily.co.kr/board/board/../files/inno_11/111.wmv)
NBA has such low standards you know?
Masters of basket (http://mplay.donga.com/dkbnews/2005/04/b-ball-e-mail_NEW.wmv)
Alone
June 14th, 2005, 05:32 am
:o :o :o
Nice shot ~
Paradox
June 16th, 2005, 03:44 am
http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/Pictu...p?Type=1&ID=153 (http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/Picture.asp?Type=1&ID=153)
:D
RD
June 17th, 2005, 04:15 am
have you guys seen any of the sambakza movies before? They are Korean (South of course, kim jung il wouldnt alow a better flash movie then he could make...>_<) but they are so funny!
This is the link to the first movie (http://homepage.mac.com/pockyrevolution/sambakza/theresheis.html).
Does any one know if those people will make any more movies or any links to any other ones if they already did?
Edwin
June 17th, 2005, 06:05 am
Originally posted by Dreams-Creation@Jun 16 2005, 11:15 PM
have you guys seen any of the sambakza movies before? They are Korean (South of course, kim jung il wouldnt alow a better flash movie then he could make...>_<) but they are so funny!
This is the link to the first movie (http://homepage.mac.com/pockyrevolution/sambakza/theresheis.html).
Cute! The "Step 2: Cake Dance" is funny as well! :lol:
JcKaji2
June 17th, 2005, 09:56 am
http://homepage.mac.com/pockyrevolution/shiis_song.html
Shiis Song is sooooo beatiful :cry: :crybaby:
by the way, nanaca crash is based in a anime/hentai/game called "Cross Channel" ?!?! (or is it cross change?) :nosebleed:
Paradox
June 17th, 2005, 10:03 am
Please, even with the warning i am asking you nicely to remove that spoiler link and the picture in it at once, that is too vulgar to be shown here with the age groups we have. Remove the Link Please. Sex and nude pictures is in no way tolerated on this forum, or so i believe.
Roy Mustang
June 17th, 2005, 10:11 am
Paradox is correct. Please remove the image from the spoiler tag otherwise you may risk recieving a warning from one of the Moderators. Ichigo's is a family safe forum and images like this are just not tolerated.
Thankyou.
Spoonpuppet
June 17th, 2005, 10:23 am
What they said. Is it that difficult? =_=
Paradox
June 17th, 2005, 10:25 am
Thanks o mighty spoon! *hugs*
Spoonpuppet
June 17th, 2005, 10:29 am
Lol, okay, all safe and fluffy now. :D *points up*
Paradox
June 17th, 2005, 10:31 am
omg thats great XD
JcKaji2
June 17th, 2005, 10:34 am
I'm really, really, reaaaally sorry :cry: :cry: , i won't do it again, i swear
Spoonpuppet
June 17th, 2005, 10:38 am
You'd better not. <_< And I won't say anything about that huuuge piece of untranslated text in the Religion thread. Another mod/admin will probably pounce on you for that.
Anyway, back to other smiley things ~
JcKaji2
June 17th, 2005, 10:47 am
( oh yeah :blink: , i fogot it !!! , i deserve to be warned again -_- :cry: , however, i'll translated it today (not now :sweatdrop: , i have to go to eat) )
back to the smyle factory:
http://www.paisdelocos.com/descargas/descarga.php?2578
the work of Noe was not easy at all :D
Neko Koneko
June 17th, 2005, 02:00 pm
Originally posted by Paradox@Jun 17 2005, 12:25 PM
Thanks o mighty spoon! *hugs*
*stabs you*
Dark Bring
June 17th, 2005, 05:50 pm
Click here to be 500% happier! ^_^ (http://neshorsemen.com/miscimg/asciimanga.swf)
JcKaji2
June 17th, 2005, 07:33 pm
:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:
without doubt the best flash ascii video i ever see ^_^
i would kill for have that ascii draws >_<
DarkMagician
June 17th, 2005, 08:07 pm
that was.....i cant even imagine how much time the person/people have spent in doing that! but its good...
Neko Koneko
June 17th, 2005, 09:04 pm
Originally posted by Red Stone@Jun 17 2005, 07:50 PM
Click here to be 500% happier! ^_^ (http://neshorsemen.com/miscimg/asciimanga.swf)
Not that @#$#@$%@ thing again X_X; *stabs it*
Paradox
June 17th, 2005, 09:35 pm
Originally posted by Angelic@Jun 17 2005, 09:04 PM
Not that @#$#@$%@ thing again X_X; *stabs it*
i know, i've seen it about a thousand times already.
Dark Bring
June 17th, 2005, 09:48 pm
;;;x_x .pu gnitca rea draobyek ym ,parC
!?su htiw ti reahs ot rehtob neve t'ndid uyo dnA
Neko Koneko
June 17th, 2005, 09:50 pm
there are some errors in there
Spoonpuppet
June 17th, 2005, 09:50 pm
:eyebrow:
Paradox
June 17th, 2005, 09:52 pm
card, my keyboard aer acting up.
And you didn't even bother to share it with us?
did i translate correctly?
anyway, post normally please, that was quite annoying, lol
Dark Bring
June 17th, 2005, 09:52 pm
*reboots*
My keyboards were acting up. =.=;
Spoonpuppet
June 17th, 2005, 09:54 pm
"keyboards"? How many do you need? :blink:
Dark Bring
June 17th, 2005, 09:58 pm
Two. One on the laptop, one wireless. No idea what happened just now. @_@
JcKaji2
June 18th, 2005, 05:55 am
Originally posted by DarkMagician@Jun 17 2005, 08:07 PM
that was.....i cant even imagine how much time the person/people have spent in doing that! but its good...
i thought the same thing, but after a little investigation i discover that there are some programs that transform any picture in a ascii draw (at least, that was what i understood... :heh: )
RD
June 18th, 2005, 06:13 pm
Click here to be 500% happier! ^_^
thats just wrong! Any one who takes the time to do that is crazy!
JcKaji2
June 18th, 2005, 06:32 pm
maybe the person that did that didn't take a lot of time at all :rolleyes:
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b49/JcKaji/gifprueba1.gif
( see this page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASCII_art#ASCII_art_generators )
(PS: there are only 2 videos of Sambakza ?? :cry:
http://homepage.mac.com/pockyrevolution/sa...theresheis.html (http://homepage.mac.com/pockyrevolution/sambakza/theresheis.html)
http://homepage.mac.com/pockyrevolution/sa...heresheis2.html (http://homepage.mac.com/pockyrevolution/sambakza/theresheis2.html) )
Sephiroth
June 19th, 2005, 08:10 pm
I know kung fu (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1552&rtn=index-potd)
michael jackson fans meet the puppet dog (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2356&NEXTID=0&PREVID=2358&DISPLAYORDER=20050614222528&CAT=movies&NSFW=0&page=1p://)
XD
JcKaji2
June 20th, 2005, 10:07 am
http://www.markrheffernan.com/pics/Bazooka%20mouse.jpg
the mouse: Take this, you damn cat ...
Neko Koneko
June 20th, 2005, 10:58 am
That's not a mouse and it's the oldest thing on the web =p
random_tangent
June 20th, 2005, 11:09 am
I was gonna say we'd had that one somewhere WAYYYYY back before. Several times...
JcKaji2
June 20th, 2005, 12:59 pm
is it that old? i saw it the first time in my life :cry: (and, yes, i know that it is not a mouse :rolleyes: , thanks anyway...)
some videos:
http://www.paisdelocos.com/descargas/descarga.php?2552
http://www.paisdelocos.com/descargas/descarga.php?2501
http://www.paisdelocos.com/descargas/descarga.php?2470
http://www.paisdelocos.com/descargas/descarga.php?2701
http://www.paisdelocos.com/descargas/descarga.php?2690
CooKieLord
June 20th, 2005, 06:30 pm
What old pic????
http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pic048.htm
:D
RD
June 21st, 2005, 05:43 pm
(PS: there are only 2 videos of Sambakza ?? :cry:
Yes and no. There is another movie staring the same people called "Hot Fish", but they arnt the main people. Its only see-able at their offical site.
Zucriy Amsuna
June 22nd, 2005, 10:55 pm
Originally posted by Red Stone+Jun 17 2005, 05:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Red Stone @ Jun 17 2005, 05:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Click here to be 500% happier! ^_^ (http://neshorsemen.com/miscimg/asciimanga.swf) [/b]
That was in the Flash Animations thread. :mellow: It's awesome, anyway! I believe it's based on Azumanga Daioh... :think:
<!--QuoteBegin-JcKaji2
(PS: there are only 2 videos of Sambakza ??
http://homepage.mac.com/pockyrevolution/sa...theresheis.html
http://homepage.mac.com/pockyrevolution/sa...heresheis2.html ) [/quote]
I believe they were also in the Flash Animation thread. :think: I love those things...
Alone
June 23rd, 2005, 12:14 pm
MS's sense of humour (http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=59744)
glad to see that Microsoft is keeping tabs on Sony's actions XD
Score - MS:1, Sony:0
RD
June 24th, 2005, 08:53 pm
I dont think this is funny, its so cool!
http://www.monsterdesign.co.kr/image_2004/coanda_440.jpg
But thig might be funny though...
http://www.monsterdesign.co.kr/image_2004/sole_bag_440.jpg
Edwin
June 25th, 2005, 06:23 am
Originally posted by Dreams-Creation@Jun 24 2005, 03:53 PM
I dont think this is funny, its so cool!
http://www.monsterdesign.co.kr/image_2004/coanda_440.jpg
Wow! It looks like something out of a Gerry Anderson (http://www.tvcentury21.com/content/view/217/31/) TV show. (Scroll down to the DT19 to see what I mean...)
RD
June 28th, 2005, 09:59 pm
http://web.bvu.edu/students/hughbra/have%20One.JPG
http://web.bvu.edu/students/hughbra/Kids%20Books.JPG
http://web.bvu.edu/students/hughbra/Kids%20Books%203.JPG
http://web.bvu.edu/students/hughbra/Kids%20Books%204.JPG
http://web.bvu.edu/students/hughbra/Go%20to%20church.JPG
No need to say anytihng on the images...
Kou
June 29th, 2005, 12:19 pm
This thread just sinks like a rock without me..
let's start with cool pics this time, 1st pic is kinda revealing.. I guess, keep little kids away for it.
Show spoiler (javascript:void(0);)<span style="display: none;" id="QUOTE">
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/18star_2005_02_28_1109598923501.jpg
DMC 3's Dante... she looks much better than a he?
</span>
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/img_123_050409.jpg
"1/2 model of some character.. With Realistic Detail, only some 150000 yen"
sigh.. the Japanese..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/1110063729666.jpg
Micket gets a good kick between the legs
Catch of the week
Some government beaurocrats in South Korea decided that they'll design some new automatic public toilet that'll be clean, hygenic, sanitary and blah blah blah...
Appearantly it costed hella lot (too lazy to remember, but around $100000 US per toilet) and.. take a look
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/data.jpg
Yeah it just looks like some bigass phonebooth
BUT READ THE WRITING
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/toilet.jpg
Sure the image is bad, but you can just make it out..
If you want me to write it here for you,
To use the AUTOTOILET, Please insert a coin 100 won.
Total allowable time is LIMITED TO 10 MINUTES. After 10 minute passes, door will be OPENED. (etcetcetc..)
yes, while you're inside trying to mind your business, if you lose your awareness of time, the door will OPEN on you and.. God Knows What Will Happen Next... (notice from picture before that it IS placed in a usually busy street)
Wraith
June 29th, 2005, 12:24 pm
I made a sig out of the 1st image Oo;;
Sephiroth
June 29th, 2005, 01:02 pm
honestly though who's gonna spend more than 10 minutes in a public toilet
Kou
June 29th, 2005, 01:04 pm
you never know man, if I had to go into one of those I'd be much happier knowing that it won't randomly open while I'm inside huh?
WHAT IF THE TIMER MALFUNCTIONS AND OPENS UP AFTER 30 SECS :lol:
Sephiroth
June 29th, 2005, 02:18 pm
XD
RD
June 30th, 2005, 01:44 am
unlesss you need to crap....
PFT_Shadow
June 30th, 2005, 10:19 am
if its taking you 10 mins to do that i dont think your well enough to leave the house
http://www.channel101.com
brilliant load of amature programs and shows, i recomend twiggers holiday
warning:some strong language for a few
Zero
July 6th, 2005, 07:19 am
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/ZeroIchigo/1119488066.jpg
I don't think I have the right to complain about a bad day ever again..
Sephiroth
July 6th, 2005, 11:35 am
omg thats too funny XD
Kou
July 6th, 2005, 11:37 am
................. oh. my. god.
mystery_editor
July 6th, 2005, 01:58 pm
...
JcKaji2
July 7th, 2005, 03:55 pm
:blink:
I don't think I have the right to complain about a bad day ever again..
me neither....
http://www.minijuegos.com/juegos/jugar.php?id=1708
(let's see who remember where else you saw "C" ^_^ (if you ever see it... :heh: ) )
Piano Balls
http://www.elrellano.net/videos/videofiles/pianoball.zip
:blink:
Kou
July 12th, 2005, 12:45 am
Originally posted by IRC
<Nori123> You don't know jack shit
<VioletSky> That's not true, I know him well
<Nori123> Haha
<VioletSky> I'm serious
<VioletSky> Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children
<VioletSky> Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
<VioletSky> However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
<VioletSky> She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
<VioletSky> Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
<VioletSky> The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
<VioletSky> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
<VioletSky> So there.
Dark Bring
July 12th, 2005, 12:59 am
Awe Schitt and O. Schitt - it's even funnier if you know Cantonese.
mystery_editor
July 12th, 2005, 01:02 am
XD hahahaha, someone was bored, or decided to google something
Zero
July 12th, 2005, 01:36 am
www.bash.org, your source of brilliant quotes.
On another note, VioletSky's a genius. :stoned:
Wraith
July 14th, 2005, 01:10 am
http://aa.1asphost.com/Shuyin/Matrix%20Origami.gif
Oblivion
July 14th, 2005, 01:12 am
OMG! That's awsome! XD
Laeluu
July 14th, 2005, 01:23 am
Bash > j00 XD I've submitted SO many things there...Wonder if any of them get published. O-o
Sondagger
July 14th, 2005, 01:26 am
Horray for the matrix!
Dark Bring
July 14th, 2005, 01:33 am
56k warning: Image intensive.
Show spoiler (javascript:void(0);)<span style="display: none;" id="QUOTE"> http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a16/RedPharmacist/cholerae.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a16/RedPharmacist/Geckolio.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a16/RedPharmacist/Negadas1.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a16/RedPharmacist/chersterz2.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a16/RedPharmacist/RatherDashing.jpg </span>
Disclaimer: Under 18's should not visit the website.
PFT_Shadow
July 14th, 2005, 06:48 pm
http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/bunny_suicides/
this made me smile ^_^
Zero
July 17th, 2005, 04:02 am
Lol PFT_Shadow, those were rather.. creative. XD
Taken from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.. a segment regarding Jon's comments about Pope Benedict XVI's words of the Harry Potter books:
In an interview he gave two years before his pope-ification, Cardinal Ratzinger told the German newspaper, the Potter books were quote:
"...subtle seductions which act unnoticed and by this deeply distort Christianity in the soul, before it can grow properly."
To which Jon commented, "Yes.. and really who knows better how children can be subtly seduced....."
:stoned:
Fob
July 18th, 2005, 12:17 am
http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/bunny_suicides/
this made me smile ^_^
Bunny Suicides!!! I have that book! lol. Ok So i'm weird...But yeah those are entertaining ^_^
toki
July 18th, 2005, 03:09 am
lol XD thta was funny yet sad.. the poor bunny!!!
PFT_Shadow
July 18th, 2005, 12:08 pm
http://oghc.blogspot.com/2005_06_19_oghc_archive.html
best blog, best gran
tourist
July 18th, 2005, 12:13 pm
http://www.stevereich.com/multimedia/clapping56k.html
Unreal
Kou
July 19th, 2005, 12:58 pm
VISUAL TERROR ALERT
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/603_1120090332.jpg
I KNEW there was something seriously wrong with Anakin...
I have burned your eyes out yet again, oh well XD
Here, have a nice cup of coffee..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/c0005418_10354748.jpg
Do I see that face? What face? You must be hallucinating things after that picture of Vader..
RD
July 20th, 2005, 12:50 am
http://oghc.blogspot.com/2005_06_19_oghc_archive.html
best blog, best gran
Watch the videos! LOL!
I know old people cuss, but she goes to a whole new level...
http://www.nausicaa.net/miyazaki/yamada/manga.html
its a funny comic, its translated too! Made me laugh alot...
JcKaji2
July 24th, 2005, 08:16 pm
RULES FOR WRITERS
Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.
Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat)
Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
Be more or less specific.
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
No sentence fragments.
Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used.
Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
One should NEVER generalize.
Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
Don't use no double negatives.
Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
One-word sentences? Eliminate.
Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
The passive voice is to be ignored.
Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas.
Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice.
Kill all exclamation points!!!
Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth earth shaking ideas.
Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.
Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
If you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times: Resist hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it correctly.
Puns are for children, not groan readers.
Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
Even IF a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
Who needs rhetorical questions?
Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Kou
July 25th, 2005, 10:20 am
seeing by the lack of feedback with vader you people didn't like him? XD
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/bike20050721194236.jpg
Well.. its always funny to see some poor unfortunate bastard fall off his bike..
face first into water
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/jedi220050721193953.jpg
Jedi War 2: D-day Normandy
Visual Terror Alert
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/Comical/2005072210250331.jpg
If you don't know who these pretty ladies are, well.. you could PM me and ask XD
If you do know.. then my job is done.
RD
July 27th, 2005, 07:05 pm
http://www.trsrockin.com/fakegames.html
Theres REALLY funny comments about bootleg pokemon games and toys, made me laugh alot!
Here are some of the funnier ones
LOOK! AN OSIE!
http://www.trsrockin.com/images/dia_06.jpg
~
We have overthrown the OSIE! Rejoice!
http://www.trsrockin.com/images/dia_09.jpg
~
Excuse me, what the **** is this about?
http://www.trsrockin.com/images/dia_10.jpg
Hiei
July 27th, 2005, 07:32 pm
:blink:
me neither....
http://www.minijuegos.com/juegos/jugar.php?id=1708
(let's see who remember where else you saw "C" ^_^ (if you ever see it... :heh: ) )
Piano Balls
http://www.elrellano.net/videos/videofiles/pianoball.zip
:blink:
what are the controls for that game? I want to play it ^^
Eternal
July 27th, 2005, 10:10 pm
10-13 year olds are cute
14-16 year olds are hot
17-19 year olds are sexy
20-30 year olds are learing to be stuck up
30 and above are old and grown up.
:think: is this true?
Edwin
July 28th, 2005, 06:50 am
10-13 year olds are cute
14-16 year olds are hot
17-19 year olds are sexy
20-30 year olds are learing to be stuck up
30 and above are old and grown up.:think: is this true?
As a 44-year-old, I sure hope not... <_<
RD
July 28th, 2005, 06:54 am
OMG edwin, you that old? I though you were a teen...
heh, still my friend!
Edwin
July 28th, 2005, 07:29 am
OMG edwin, you that old? I though you were a teen...
Let me clear up a misconception: Just because my childhood and teen years are far behind me, it doesn't mean that I don't (or can't) enjoy Anime, Manga, Music and several of the other pursuits favored by the younger members/posters on this forum. "Old" doesn't *have* to mean "stuffy", "boring", "stiff", etc. This "old" Inu *can* enjoy new things.
heh, still my friend!
Don't see why not.
RD
July 28th, 2005, 07:33 am
you right, its just you up beat, and more coolers then most adults.
Zero X
July 28th, 2005, 09:51 am
:think: is this true?
XD I'm not hot!
Even next birthday, I'm not sexy as a 17-year-old!
mystery_editor
July 28th, 2005, 09:59 am
wow, there are people older than mid-20's on here? i'm surprised
JcKaji2
July 28th, 2005, 01:11 pm
what are the controls for that game? I want to play it ^^
Z = Kick
X = Punch
C= Long Range Attack (beams, shurikens, billboards :blink: , etc...)
V= Special Attack (only work when in the Screen appear OK in your side, down your life bar) (es: Dog-Mechas , Kage Bushin no Jutsu :blink: , etc...)
Arrows = Move ( Down arrow = protect , Up arrow = jump , Right arrow = move to the right , Left arrow = move to the left) (doble right/left = run )
Have Fun ! ^_^
Eternal
July 30th, 2005, 08:50 pm
:sigh: @ Edwin I hope I didnt offend you.. The joke was not directed specificly at anyone especially not you. I'm sorry..
This is not you --- > :gramps:
RD
July 31st, 2005, 03:01 am
Half-poodle, half-duck, this is a lovingly handcrafted Pooduck that your children will enjoy for minutes.
http://www.disturbingauctions.com/thumbnails/pooduck.jpg
~
http://www.disturbingauctions.com/thumbnails/cymbal.jpg
Greetings. I would be charmed to play a song for you on my cymbals... in exchange for your IMMORTAL SOUL.
http://www.disturbingauctions.com/gfx/cymbal.jpg
~
This went for almost seven bucks on E-bay, despite the fact that you can ACTUALLY SEE IT ATTACKING A SMALL INNOCENT CHILD.
http://www.disturbingauctions.com/thumbnails/strangle.jpg
Edwin
July 31st, 2005, 10:29 pm
:sigh: @ Edwin I hope I didnt offend you.. The joke was not directed specificly at anyone especially not you. I'm sorry..
'Sokay. I kind of expect you young 'uns to have a bit of fun with my age once in a while. As long as it's not malicious, I'm okay with it.
This is not you --- > :gramps:
Hopefully not for a looooooooooong time...
JcKaji2
August 1st, 2005, 03:45 pm
Z = Kick
X = Punch
C= Long Range Attack (beams, shurikens, billboards :blink: , etc...)
V= Special Attack (only work when in the Screen appear OK in your side, down your life bar) (es: Dog-Mechas , Kage Bushin no Jutsu :blink: , etc...)
Arrows = Move ( Down arrow = protect , Up arrow = jump , Right arrow = move to the right , Left arrow = move to the left) (doble right/left = run )
Have Fun ! ^_^
I found a new version of the same game (more complete):
http://www12.plala.or.jp/nextframe/flash/the2chBattleTrue.html ^_^
http://tn3.deviantart.com/300W/images3.deviantart.com/i/2004/135/c/4/Naruto___More_silliness___.jpg
http://images2.deviantart.com/i/2004/06/7/9/OroEro_and_Tsunade_thing_O_o.jpg
http://img197.exs.cx/img197/4369/post1010835760370lz.jpg
http://img153.exs.cx/img153/3025/narutotherapy1gv3ab.jpg
http://img51.exs.cx/img51/9108/post1010835739367bi.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/Mikael_Belfrage/Hentai/Naruto_Kunai.jpg
http://membres.lycos.fr/dojonotenshi/Naruto_Sharinganeye.jpg
Dark Bring
August 1st, 2005, 05:15 pm
http://www.depict.org/content/films/2003/relationship_over_320.html
How To Tell When A Relationship Is Over in 90 Seconds.
RD
August 3rd, 2005, 07:39 pm
http://bobandmark.com/funstuff/flow.swf
How it is to be high with out really being high.
Kou
August 8th, 2005, 03:14 am
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/What.jpg
seriously, what the hell..;
RD
August 8th, 2005, 06:10 am
I LOVE THOSE SIGNS!
But the one with the digger, maybe its a construction sign.
Kou
August 8th, 2005, 06:35 am
The danger sign says "Danger, Please Enter"
:P
RD
August 8th, 2005, 06:50 am
oh..You need to explain that stuff, we arnt all korean.
mystery_editor
August 8th, 2005, 07:10 am
i believe a wtf is in order
EDIT: btw, the video about the relationship thing is from the Australian Flickerfest Film Festival. It was one of the finalists, and this one is a shorter version. they were all very good. There were some seriously sad ones...
Wraith
August 8th, 2005, 01:19 pm
Urinals in the women's room? WTF? :blink:
RD
August 10th, 2005, 10:06 am
www.engrish.com Is a site of Engrish from japan!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heres a 'little' sample of the site:
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/fat-ho-elderly-centre.jpghttp://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/hello-hitty.jpg
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/happy-ageless.jpghttp://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/hormode.jpg
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/selfish.jpghttp://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/garaxy-cruiser.jpg
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/push-harder.jpg
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/laspberry.jpg
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/cragstonmonkey.jpg
Sunny Kimiko
August 10th, 2005, 01:13 pm
HAHA!! I was like wth?!?! and then i saw the webbie on the sides.. lol
RD
August 10th, 2005, 08:38 pm
I just noticed theres 3 Engish things in this picture :
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/laspberry.jpg
Notice the "STRONG MILK" above the corn/cup thing..But then notice to what its pointing to.
Then notice the 'We can serve you with a corn or a cup'
Then notice the 'Laspberry'
Noir7
August 11th, 2005, 04:25 pm
Lol, a friend of mine found this XD
http://tcruiseko.ytmnd.com/
RD
August 11th, 2005, 08:02 pm
I choked on my own salyva laughing at tom cruse killing opera XD
bLuEgOo
August 12th, 2005, 04:39 am
man it's good to laugh hard. those Engrish pics were fantastic!!
I found this on the internet:
http://www.flowgo.com/funpages/view.cfm/1263
when you get there, click on "skip ad" (upper right hand corner), enjoy! :)
Thorn
August 19th, 2005, 02:53 pm
lol- i have something that im still laughing at now so i thought id share it :)
http://www.rokstudent.com/fun/videos/TheDildoSong.asf
Dark Bring
August 20th, 2005, 01:33 pm
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/urbanninja.html
PH34R TEH NINJA! :ph34r:
PFT_Shadow
August 20th, 2005, 10:14 pm
that guy is cool, i love that video
http://www.gotused.com/42/games/poom/
another great and adictive game
bLuEgOo
August 21st, 2005, 07:20 pm
so addictive! well, here's another funny:
http://home.pacbell.net/diana_do/knowjack.htm
xtami
August 22nd, 2005, 09:18 am
http://addictinggames.com/blobbob.html
heh heh heh the music is awesome XD
Alone
August 24th, 2005, 03:54 am
Prey Alone (http://www.pocketmovies.net/detail_306.html)
Not funny, but cool as hell. created in Ireland by some independent amateur producers! I'll give you a hint what's it about: Video Games. See if you can guess before the end ^_^
p.s. you can find the full version here Prey Alone (full) (http://www.jonny3d.com/html/__main.htm)
Anime_Girl_Jenni
August 24th, 2005, 04:23 am
WWW.Joecartoon.com You'll laugh, you'll cry(well only from laughing so damn hard)
Zero
September 15th, 2005, 05:59 am
"The following image is a flyer that Adam Conover made for his dorm refrigerator after someone repeatedly ate his food without asking.
This poster is real, brilliant, and utterly hilarious.
And it always makes me laugh."
http://www.oldeenglish.org/biographies/benpopik.html
PFT_Shadow
September 17th, 2005, 01:00 am
http://www.muffinfilms.com/psst.html
everybody likes muffins
Thorn
September 23rd, 2005, 01:48 pm
People will probably find this as funny as I did anyway, but if you used to watch a programme called Rainbow as a small child....
http://www.keenaschips.co.uk/index.php?page=articles/misc_rainbow
mystery_editor
September 23rd, 2005, 01:56 pm
... bwhahahahahahaha XD
Voice of Violence
September 23rd, 2005, 09:38 pm
i almost died laughing *continues laghter* i'm gonna look for something funny now. :lol:
Edwin
September 24th, 2005, 08:29 am
Pluck me!!! It makes me wanna bounce me balls around the 'ouse! :lol:
Voice of Violence
September 24th, 2005, 06:09 pm
i found this, i thought that they were funny.
http://mikesfreegifs.com/main4/funny18.htm
crackthesky
September 24th, 2005, 06:26 pm
http://www.muffinfilms.com/psst.html
everybody likes muffins
"how can you not like muffins? When we so like you" XD
another couple of sites by the girl who created muffinfilms:
http://www.big-bunny.com
http://makingfiends.com
Alone
September 26th, 2005, 06:56 pm
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry *****in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it .
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING AT YOURSELF.
Hiei
September 26th, 2005, 09:58 pm
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry *****in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it .
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING AT YOURSELF.
How sad. None of these fitted me. I guess I am not "2005" material. I didnt even bother looking for a #9 and just went ahead.
mystery_editor
September 27th, 2005, 01:10 am
i fall for all of those...
i got that one in a chain email
Thorn
September 28th, 2005, 08:46 am
I fell for most of those, lol
Stinger
September 30th, 2005, 04:14 pm
haha, found a battlefield 2 parodie :D really cool.
http://www.dst-esports.com/files/Mine.wmv
mine mine mine!!
Anime_Girl_Jenni
October 1st, 2005, 04:30 pm
Try this one...
http://www.koreus.com/files/200412/mario-son-of-a-peach.html
crackthesky
October 1st, 2005, 11:03 pm
@stinger:
LMAO!!XD
Dark Bring
October 2nd, 2005, 09:16 pm
Weapons of Mass Destruction (http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/)
Stinger
October 2nd, 2005, 09:18 pm
link's dead :(
E- nvm,, I'm stupid XD
Dark Bring
October 2nd, 2005, 09:22 pm
Read the text carefully.
Illuminati: Politics Explained (http://www.sjgames.com/illuminati/politics.html)
crackthesky
October 2nd, 2005, 09:25 pm
Weapons of Mass Destruction (http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/)
lol. thats pretty awesome
Dark Bring
October 2nd, 2005, 09:31 pm
George Bush's Hotmail! (http://www.changar.com/text/bushmail.html#)
America's State Slogans (http://funny2.com/states.htm)
THE Pingpong Match! (http://crass.on.ru/flash/pingpong.html)
Wraith
October 3rd, 2005, 09:42 pm
Twilight Princess Delay (http://zeldatwilightdelay.ytmnd.com/)
Is anime original? (http://japanisnotoriginalatanime.ytmnd.com/)
Midori Raps XD (http://animerap.ytmnd.com/)
Michael Moore is just too easy to make fun of XD (http://mooreisfatduhimstoopidilikeanncoulterandchickenfri es.ytmnd.com/)
What is Osaka? (Technologic and What is Love?) (http://whatisosaka.ytmnd.com/)
Oh My Gaa! (http://ohmygaa.ytmnd.com/)
Run, Ichigo, RUN!!! (http://bleachhill.ytmnd.com/)
Reno gained a level! (http://renoowned.ytmnd.com/)
Neko Koneko
October 4th, 2005, 07:46 am
Run, Ichigo, RUN!!! (http://bleachhill.ytmnd.com/)
*saves corny tune*
mystery_editor
October 4th, 2005, 08:00 am
'tis the benny hill theme. its called yackety sax, and its really really funny to play XD
man, simple, yet funny. the best kind of sites
crackthesky
October 4th, 2005, 08:15 pm
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
mystery_editor
October 5th, 2005, 05:17 am
oh god no... the badgers are back in my brain!!!!
Thorn
October 5th, 2005, 07:58 am
haha- i think that is the most random thing i've ever seen
crackthesky
October 5th, 2005, 07:55 pm
i actually once had that on for 4 hrs waiting for it to end..
..it didnt
Voice of Violence
October 5th, 2005, 09:27 pm
wow, you got a lot of spare time...man i can't find anything funny...
toki
October 6th, 2005, 04:27 am
ARGH!! it never stops!!! lol...
the stupid snake.. it just interupts the whole song lol.. O_O"
stupid computer! it wouldnt close the thing either lol... (my pc is slow.. so it took it another 1 minute for it to close... so had another minute of badgerness lol)
Anime_Girl_Jenni
October 6th, 2005, 05:31 am
I thought my links were way funnier
crackthesky
October 6th, 2005, 05:46 am
since when did this thread turn into a competition?
RD
October 6th, 2005, 05:50 am
Since Animeniac wanted it to be.
I personaly like more random things, and people getting hurt.
crackthesky
October 6th, 2005, 05:52 am
yeah. people ramdomly getting kicked in the nuts always appeals to me..
RD
October 6th, 2005, 05:55 am
I just went to Animeniac's link, and I dont like it. Its like...NASTY..
http://www.disturbingauctions.com/index.pl
Funny Ebay auctions. Be warned, some will scar you mentaly.
crackthesky
October 6th, 2005, 06:10 am
Emotionally Scarring Toys
Dean Martin Hand Puppet
(24 Sep 1999)
Little Squirt
(12 Nov 1999)
Donkey
(12 Nov 1999)
Superman
(12 Nov 1999)
Monkey
(12 Nov 1999)
Pooduck
(11 Apr 2000)
Ugly Cow
(26 Apr 2000)
Bear with Bottle
(26 Apr 2000)
Big-Ass Donkey
(14 Jun 2000)
Darth Small
(14 Jun 2000)
Cymbal Devil Monkey
(23 Jun 2000)
Wienermobile Pedal Car
(23 Jun 2000)
Mr. Peanut Butter
(3 Aug 2000)
Crap Throwing Monkey
(13 Aug 2000)
Attacking Puppet
(13 Aug 2000)
Trapeze Toy
(5 Oct 2000)
Naked Soldiers
(5 Oct 2000)
Play Food
*exits site and never gets on again*
RD
October 6th, 2005, 06:11 am
It is really scary, literaly scary.
Lol!..
*looks around...*
crackthesky
October 6th, 2005, 08:01 pm
http://www.killfrog.com/newpages/bad.html
PFT_Shadow
October 7th, 2005, 08:51 am
http://confess.ning.com/
these are fun...some are worrying and disturbing though, ive added a few
crackthesky
October 9th, 2005, 10:27 pm
http://www.princeton.edu/~ccaro/mist_or_ghost2.html
most people prob already have seen this...
it might make some people smile..:shifty:
try to turn up the volume.
mystery_editor
October 10th, 2005, 09:10 am
i NEVER turn the volume up whenever someone tells me to...
Egmont
October 10th, 2005, 10:11 pm
Re-enactment of World War II, if it were a Real-Time-Strategy game.
Click! (http://forum.thoselog.com/index.php?act=Print&client=printer&f=9&t=151)
Warning: Swearing and teh h4x0rz +n00b language
Edit: Also, this (http://www.yukihime.com/comics/paremix/). If you read what the guy says in the first page then it's self-explanatory. It also has swearing.
dominate_ze_vorld
October 11th, 2005, 01:56 am
"i NEVER turn the volume up whenever someone tells me to..."
Yes. Especially when the word "ghost" is part of the URL...
Anime_Girl_Jenni
October 11th, 2005, 06:25 am
I guess you kids just aren't old enough for Joecartoon, or hilarious Mario parodies
crackthesky
October 11th, 2005, 08:11 pm
i love joecartoon, but i find killfrog to be more entertaining....
PFT_Shadow
October 11th, 2005, 08:23 pm
im not a fan of killfrog, joecartoon makes me smile a bit more
dominate_ze_vorld
October 12th, 2005, 01:32 am
Killfrog? Joecartoon?
Paradox
October 12th, 2005, 01:35 am
Wapanese (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wapanese)
^
Laugh my ass off. XD
dominate_ze_vorld
October 12th, 2005, 01:36 am
So true, so true.
crackthesky
October 12th, 2005, 02:35 am
For DZV:
http://www.killfrog.com
http://www.joecartoon.com
crackthesky
October 12th, 2005, 09:24 pm
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b393/16061/Moving%20images/kick7sv.gif
EDIT: damn. soorry about the double post.
dominate_ze_vorld
October 14th, 2005, 02:14 am
Thank you MuFFiNmAsTeR. They are so... random... O.o
RD
October 14th, 2005, 04:35 am
And funny!
mystery_editor
October 14th, 2005, 11:01 am
gotta love joe cartoon.
"Chicken bone, chicken bone..."
crackthesky
October 15th, 2005, 03:34 pm
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b377/ssaeed1/swdeath0vb.gif
PFT_Shadow
October 16th, 2005, 09:53 pm
http://www.sorrygottago.com/
gotta use some of these ^_^
Al
October 17th, 2005, 03:29 am
Donald Rumsfeld gives the President his daily briefing & concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits in stunned silence--shocked at this uncharacteristic display of emotion--nervously watching as the President sits slumped in his chair with his head in his hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks...
"How many is a brazillion?"
RD
October 17th, 2005, 03:41 am
AHAHAH!
That was funny!
toki
October 17th, 2005, 03:48 am
wait... how much IS a brazillion? O_O" is there such thing?
ok.. i obviously didn get the full joke there :heh:
RD
October 17th, 2005, 06:02 am
Brazillion = People from Brazill
Bush thought it was a number (I guess when he said presedent he implies the idiocy of bush)
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