Nintendo Choir XD (http://college.big-boys.com/articles/nintendochoir.html)

I haven't been looking in this thread for a while. o_o XD Anyway, I have a few funny things, but I don't know where they are. My other comptuer is being repaired and it has everything on it. That Nintendo choir was already posted at some point somewhere in these Forums. :heh: I think it was previously in this thread...

Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
which I had used for years without any trouble.
However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and
the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound
turned
off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware
program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my
system,
forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
time, only to discover that when these two systems detected
each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product
soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use
up
all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and
Cleanhouse 2003.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very
unstable
and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife
1.0's
memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later
when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and
can,
without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products
have
no
Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional
problems are
that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for
new
attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every
sixth
week.
Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Porsche911 or MercedesEstate
hard
drive, it often crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which
can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2004, but there could be
problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
detects Mistress 2004, it tends to delete all of Money before
uninstalling
itself.
Please advise ASAP

http://www.devilducky.com/media/36996/ This isn't THAT funny, but it makes you wonder...

The French Leader got a coded message from Bush Administration.
It read: S370HSSV-0773H
The French were stumped and sent for the French Information Agency.
The FIA was stumped too, so it went to the Russians.
The Russians couldn't solve it either, so they asked the Germans.
The Germans, having received this same message during W.W.II from the Americans, suggested turning it upside down ...

*****************
For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

*****************
Bush cost me my job, my kids and my houses

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to speak my mind. I lost my job this past year. When Clinton was president I was secure and prosperous, but in the last year, we had to close our operations. We simply could not compete with foreign labor. This foreign labor worked for low pay under very bad conditions.

They worked very long shifts, and many even died on the job.

This competition could hardly be called "fair." I was forced out of the place where I had worked for 34 years.

Not a single government program was there to help me.

How can Bush call himself "compassionate?" Far worse, I lost two of my sons in Bush's evil war in Iraq. They gave their lives for their country, and for what? So that Bush's oil buddies can get rich. My pain of losing my sons is indescribable.

While it is trivial next to the loss of my sons, I regret to say that I also lost my home. I simply have nothing left. How can Bush call himself a Christian when he neglects people like me? I am a senior citizen with various medical problems. I'm not in a position where I can begin a new career. I was reduced to the point where I had to live in a hole in a ground, all because of President Bush.

And when the authorities found me there, did they have any compassion for my misfortune and ailments? No, I was arrested. Mr. Bush, I dare you to look me in the face and tell me you are a compassionate man! I dare you to look me in the face and tell me you are a Christian. If I had any money left, I would donate it to the Democrat Party.

If Al Gore had been elected in 2000 I would still have a job, a home, and most importantly, my dear sons!

Regards,
Saddam Hussein

Lol, all your post are sho funny Stel!

*stabs people*

:teeth:

xD

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/ff7.html

http://www.ff7-universe.com/Sightings/Boco.swf

Final Fantasy humor

XD i love those movies :D

btw, for the nintendo choir, can someone fill in the blanks of what the song from?

1. Super Mario Opening Music
2. Super Mario 1st(ish) Level Music
3. ?
4. ?
5. Super Mario Invincibility Music
6. Tetris Theme
7. Mortal Combat
8. Super Mario Cave Theme
9. Legend of Zelda Overworld Theme
10. Super Mario Game Over Music

I know the names of some of these songs are wrong, but thats all I know them as in my mind.

EDIT: Found 'em myself:

1) Mario Bros. "Flag/Stage Clear"
2) Super Mario Bros. Main Theme
3) Dr. Mario
4) Mario Bros. 3
5) Mario Bros. "Star"
6) Tetris
7) Mortal Kombat
8) Mario Bros. "Dungeon"
9) The Legend of Zelda
10) Mario Bros. "Game Over"

http://www.noblepr.co.uk/Press_Releases/gut/crazy_frog.htm

After listening to it for 1000 times, I just couldnt stand it...

80 Stupid but true stories.
It's quite long, so get comfy and take your time reading it. ;)
* In Boston, a groom who became so nervous that he passed out at the altar got married in the ambulance on the way to the hospital, attended by emergency workers and the minister who tagged along.

* At a jail in Bridgeport, Conn., a man who was arrested on drug charges, but escaped, later realized he'd left all of his belongings at the police station and went back to demand they give him his stuff back. He was promptly re-arrested.

* In Corpus Christi, Texas, a sheriff who for 10 years said he was underpaid, on his last day simply wrote himself a check, jotted on the memo line - "salary adjustment" - and made it out for $48,000. He's been charged with embezzlement.

* In Newark, N.J., a woman about to give birth was turned away at a hospital after being told she would not be allowed to smoke cigarettes during delivery, even if she was nervous.

* In Denver, a 30-year-old ex-topless dancer filed a $100 million lawsuit, claiming her breast implants deflated while on stage and began leaking during her act.

* In Portland, Ore., a man "just trying to have fun" was inadvertentently shot through the skull with an arrow by a friend trying to knock a fuel can off his head. He survived with no brain damage.

* In Stratford, Conn., a bank robber wrote on a deposit slip - "Give me the money" - apparently forgetting the slip also included his name, address, phone number and driver's license number.

* At a prestigious art show in Manchester, England, a pre-schooler color painting submitted by his mother as a joke, was judged best-of-show and won £1000.

* In Cannon, Mich., a mayoral candidate caught driving around the community at 5 a.m. removing his opponent's campaign signs from residents' yards, told authorities he was only trying to take part in a neighborhood cleanup.

* A woman who asked a casino guard in Las Vegas to save her slot machine while she ran to the restroom for a moment is now suing after he allowed another woman to sit down at the machine and play just one game. It paid out $99,000.

* At the end of an Evansville, Ind., trial for a man whose nose was bitten off in a bar fight and tossed on the floor, the judge allowed the man to have his nose back, once it was no longer needed as evidence.

* In Orlando, an executive was fired midway through his contract from an animal-petting farm and instead of a salary and severance pay package valued at $520,000, received free tickets for his next 40,000 visits to the farm. He said he planned to sue.

* In Sacramento, Calif., the same citizen's group that successfully fought for an increase in the national minimum wage, filed a lawsuit in California to exempt itself from the law, saying it could not afford it.

* In Albany, N.Y., an appellate court ruled it is not cruel and unusual punishment to make prison inmates actually eat the prison meatloaf.

* In Farmington, N.M., a 45-year-old man who was drunk and fell asleep in the middle of a strip mall parking lot, was killed when a youth tried to wake him up by running over him with a shopping cart.

* In Navarre Beach, Fla., Air Force officials arrested 31 nude sunbathers who were using a secluded area along a government air strip, causing pilots to become distracted and nearly crash their jets.

* In Bogota, Colombia, a street vendor cleaning fish found one with the numbers "1124" written on its side, which inspired about 300 people to buy those numbers in the country's weekly Lotto drawing - and sure enough, those numbers won. The country did not have enough money in its national treasury to pay off the prize.

* In Atlantic Beach, Fla., officials announced a more rigid police-training program into handling suspicious boxes after officers investigating a cigar-shaped package with the word - "BOOM!" - across the front, shook it, threw it to the ground and drove it back to the station before a bomb squad analysis showed it was a real bomb.

* At a jail in Roseburg, Ore., an inmate asked a guard to buy him a pack of M&Ms from the courthouse vending machine. That was done. Ironically, that also enabled the inmate to post bail and get out of jail. The wrapper had a $1 million instant winner coupon printed on the back.

* In Big Lake, Minn., cabbie Wayne Voigt says he will take passengers anywhere they want to go. So when 73-year-old Cynthia Benolkin boarded the other day, he took her where she wanted to go - Los Angeles. "She said she had difficulty walking and didn't want to take the bus, train or plane," said Voigt. The ride, which took 4 1/2 days and stretched 4,000 miles, rang up a $2,5000 toll. She paid it.

* In Oakmont, Pa., police and fire officials rushed to a tragic scene where a man had reportedly heaved a baby off a bridge but an investigation revealed it was only a bowler getting rid of his ball after an expecially bad game.

* At an accident scene in Montgomery, Ala., two paramedics were injured when they became involved in a fight over which one would take the injured to the hospital, as they were lying on stretchers along the highway.

* In St. Petersburg, Fla., a policeman's inability to shoot straight was all that saved the life of a 65-year-old man who was pulled over for speeding and emerged from his car with a walking cane the officer thought was a high-caliber shotgun.

* In Greenville, Miss., police found a man's finger on the floor of a store that had been vandalized and took prints, thus being able to track down the burglar who had lost the finger trying to crawl through a broken glass door.

* In Lincoln, Neb., what was hailed as the largest cocaine bust in the history of the area turned out to be laundry detergent.

* In Littleville, Ala., a man who lost his right leg after being hit by a train in 1986, lost his left leg after being hit by another train.

* In Victoria, Canada, a man with a history of allergy problms sneezed so hard while mowing his lawn, his right eyeball came loose and then popped out. He required emergency surgery.

* In Marion, Ala., the police chief who also serves as a part-time minister was fined $200 after he punched out the pianist at the church.

* To avoid hitting a turtle that was trying to cross the highway, a woman in Myrtle Beach, S.C., got a $60 ticket for stopping along the roadway during rush hour.

* In Fort Wayne, Ind., as Al Fitzwater revved up his car, he spotted a garden snake on the floorboard. In an attempt to stomp on it, he hit the accelerator, which lurched the car forward hitting the garage, which knocked over a can of gasoline, which ignited, which set the car and the adjoining home on fire, and did $40,000 damage to the home and destroyed the car. The snake lived.

* A 26-year-old man wearing a ski mask stole $8,000 from the Midlantic National bank in Newark, N.J., and then was captured 20 minutes later at his home. He used his own paycheck stub to write a holdup note.

* In Brazil, a leading legislator who came under fire after amassing a $51 million fortune on only the equivalent of of a $33,000-a-year salary, resigned when a committee refused to believe his claim he accrued the fortune by winning at bingo and various lotteries 24,000 times over the past six years.

* In Los Angeles, high-rise office workers who thought their buildings were earthquake-safe because they were built on rollers that allowed them to sway harmlessly, were told there is no such thing as buildings on rollers and they sway only because they are about to fall down.

* In Indianapolis, a 21-year-old claiming to be a pizza deliveryman went naked door-to-door, but then injured himself in the groin when he tried jumping a fence while fleeing police.

* In Berkeley Springs, W. Va., a woman couldn't figure a way to describe to a judge just how cockroach-infested her apartment was, so she brought a thousand roaches to court with her and unloaded them on the judge's desk. She was found in contempt.

* To promote its drug rehabilitation center and offer aid to cocaine addicts, Cincinnati's Care Unit Hospital erected 10 billboards that read, "If you need cocaine, call us." But people got the wrong idea. They began calling for other reasons. "Just a moment ago, I had a call from a guy who wanted to know how much a gram cost and where he could pick it up," said administrator James F. Lynch.

* At the La Conga Supermarket in Jersey City, N.J., thousands flocked to see an image of the Virgin Mary that had begun appearing inside the door of a freezer containing pork sausages, burritos and frozen pizzas.

* At Arizona State University in Tempe, an instructor in the school's theater department was dismissed after he continued to teach Shakespeare, despite an interdepartmental decision that Shakespearean works were too sexist and "Eurocentric male canons."

* A city-sanctioned sting of Yankton, S.D. establishments serving alcohol to minors unfortunately revealed two were owned by the city.

* As part of a folklore-like belief that doing such might bring rain, more than two-dozen 10-foot-tall statues of human penises were erected around drought-ridden Sena, Thailand, but then were ordered taken down when four businesses were destroyed and leaders began to wonder if they were causing business fires instead.

* In Mount Airy, Md., a 12-year-old who saved a classmate's life by handing her a prescription inhaler during a severe asthma attack was placed on three years' probation. Passing a drug without permission is a violation of school district bylaws.

* Officials in West Haven, Conn., pulled the plug on a flashing sign that warned people to keep quiet at the beach after residents complained the generator used to power the sign was making too much noise.

* In Bangkok, Thailand, a world-class distance runner whose wedding featured a 5000-meter run to get to the site unfortunately beat all of the guests to the altar and then had been married nearly 10 minutes by the time the first guests began to gasp in.

* In Saratoga, California, officials hoping the origin of its name was something regal or symbolic so it could be used for promotional purposes were dissapointed to discover "saratoga" is a Mohawk Indian word for "floating scum on water."

* Police in Wichita, Kan., arrested a 22-year-old at an airport motel after he tried to pass two counterfeit $16 bills.

* In Houston, a rare form of cancer got an even rarer form of treatment when doctors pulled a man's heart out of his body, snipped away a baseball-sized tumor and put his heart back in.

* Aboard a South African Airways flight, a couple was charged with violating airline guidelines when they undressed, pushed a seat back into the rest position and, for 12 minutes, made love in the front of the other passengers before the pilot, after several pleas over the intercom, was forced to leave the cockpit and pull them apart.

* In Haydenville, Mass., a 34-year-old blasted his tee shot way too long, driving the ball well past the green, through a rough and onto an adjacent highway where it careened off a passing car, bounced back onto the course and rolled into the cup for a hole-in-one.

* Trying to break into his own restaurant, a short-order cook in Miamisburg, Ohio, became stuck in a vent directly over the french fryer and nearly fried himself to death. "Another 30 minutes," said a police spokesman, "and he would have been toast."

* In San Antonio, a man arrested for carrying around a plastic bag of a white, powdery substance that tested as a drug but he claimed was his grandmother, got back his job and apartment after a follow-up test showed it was his grandmother.

* A mother in Jacksonville Beach, Fla., who sold her 2-year-old daughter for $10, followed up by calling police to ask for a background check on the couple who bought her.

* A Phoenix fast-food cook was sentenced to 45 days in jail for blowing his nose on a police officer's Jumbo Jack burger.

* On the trail of a convicted forger, a policeman in San Ramon, Calif., assumed a suspect wouldn't answer the door if she saw a police officer, so he impersonated a singing messenger, dressing up as a 6-foot chicken complete with feathers, beak and webbed feet, and when she came to the door, sang to her, "You're under arrest."

* In Portland, Ore., thieves made off with a mortuary van, apparently unaware there were two bodies in the back awaiting cremation.

* In San Diego, a woman who won a three-year battle against a strain of leukemia doctors had termed 100 percent terminal, went out on a weekend boating expedition to celebrate and was fatally mutilated by a shark.

* In Anaheim, Calif., a Disneyland visitor fell through a door on a Skyway gondola and landed 20 feet below in Alice in Wonderland.

* In Kansas City, Kan., 21 prison parolees were accidentally let off in Kansas City, Mo., after the bus driver misread instructions.

* At a surprise 30th birthday party in St. Paul, Minn., the drunken guest of honor became angered when he walked into the door to find a party and tried to chase everyone out before stabbing one visitor to death.

* In Minneapolis, apartment residents admitted to police they passed a dead man in the hallway for two days but thought he'd just passed out from a party.

* In New York City, where the school system is under fire for not keeping close enough tabs on its employees, a school janitor who would often miss work or go off on a clean-up job and not return for hours was arrested after it was revealed for the past 14 years, as second income, he's occasionally been flying across the country as a Learjet pilot, returning just in time for the end of the school day.

* In Sugar Tit, S.C., the state's first ever BubbaFest featured country music, a wading pool full of grits, a moon pie toss, coronation of a Mr.and Mrs. Bubba and Bubbette and drawing for a second-hand refrigerator off the front porch of the winner's choice.

* At a home in Gary, Ind., where police were busting a man on marijuana charges, a house cat meowed loudly moments before officers left and pulled out from some bed covers a plastic bag containing several packets of cocaine as well.

* In Hartford, Conn., a 74-year-old man suffered a heart attack while giving CPR during a CPR training class but was saved when the person he was giving CPR turned around and gave CPR to him.

* Coverage of a Pittsburgh Pirates baseball game was interrupted by word of the death of actor James Earl Jones, followed by a nostalgic soliloquy by the announcer...until producers realized they'd misunderstood and it was Martin Luther King assassin James Earl Ray who'd died instead.

* In East Farmingdale, N.Y., a robber polite enough to bend down and help his victim pick up the money he'd dropped while in a flustered state, was forced to flee without any money when that gave the store manager enough time to grab a gun.

* A woman in Fresno, Calif., who fired back at her husband after he shot her during a marriage counseling session will not face criminal charges, a judge decided.

* In Bonn, Germany, two elderly residents got lost while driving their electric wheelchairs outside a nursing home and ended up attempting to negotiate traffic on a busy expressway during evening rush hour.

* Along I-74 near Cincinnati where an overturned tanker truck spilled 20,000 gallons of animal fat on the pavement, nothing could get up the 2-inch-thick layer of congealed waste until Cincinnati-based Procoer & Gamble Co., came through by donating 3 tons of Dawn, the grease-fighting dish-washing liquid. "This was by far our most extreme case of grease buildup," said a company spokesman.

* In New Delhi, India, after nine years of court proceedings, a court let off a law clerk who tried to bribe a judge by giving him 12 cents if he'd give his boss a favorable trial date for a case.

* A protest was lodged in South Korea against the Kia Car Company for producing a TV commercial in which a Princess Diana look-alike, while driving in a Kia, successfully eludes paparazzi this time and at the end of the commercial, winks into the camera.

* In Dublin, Ireland, a 65-year-old man who said he didn't want to waste the double-cemetery plot he'd purchased before getting a divorce began running a personal ad in a local paper: "Single white male seeks woman to share his grave for eternity."

* At Harvard University in Cambridge, Mass., workers put the finishing touches on a $19 million, state-of-the-art athletic center and suddenly realized they'd not installed any showers for the athletes.

* In wake of a series of attacks against clergymen in England, an electronics firm announced the creation of a "Personal Security Crucifix" for priests to wear around the necks that, when Jesus is tugged at by the legs, emits an ear-shattering alarm.

* In New York, members of the state's Green Party asked if a death-row inmate on the November senatorial ballot can be replaced if he is executed before Election D

http://www.noblepr.co.uk/Press_Releases/gut/crazy_frog.htm

After listening to it for 1000 times, I just couldnt stand it...

Thats not the Crazy frog is it? I warned you guys about that already. Us Europeans must've heard that crap at least a hundred thousand times. That may be a slight overestimate.

I refuse to click that link because its got the words crazy frog in it.

Badingdingding.

Edit: Superb ironic stories, Stel.

http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/
*laughs* *coughs* *chokes up a lung*

Thats not the Crazy frog is it? I warned you guys about that already. Us Europeans must've heard that crap at least a hundred thousand times. That may be a slight overestimate.

I refuse to click that link because its got the words crazy frog in it.

Badingdingding.

Edit: Superb ironic stories, Stel.

Saddy it is. But im old school, I listened to the original sounds when it first came out years back B)

http://l-factor.net/image.php?u=33&dateline=1122292428

VERY FUNNY PICTURES IS RUINING THIS ORIGINAL THREAD!

*stabs Very Funny Pictures*

EDIT: My link isnt working, so just click on the link to see the image.

I have counted the amount of times I've been mistaken for a girl this year. cloes to one hundred just 27 more.

christmas fever (http://www.mypartypost.com/watchvideo/1033/Best_Christmas_Lights_Display_Ever)

my brother found it somewhere...

http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1075

http://www.livejournal.com/users/queennell/273365.html

Saddy it is. But im old school, I listened to the original sounds when it first came out years back B)

http://l-factor.net/image.php?u=33&dateline=1122292428

VERY FUNNY PICTURES IS RUINING THIS ORIGINAL THREAD!

*stabs Very Funny Pictures*

EDIT: My link isnt working, so just click on the link to see the image.

:cry: Im very sorry. i didnt know i would disappoint anyone. :cry::cry::cry:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).

We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P . S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T. If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

Thank You for your time.
Sincerely, The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super High Intensity Teaching. (The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.)

http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1075
god this is brilliant ^_^

bush or chimps?! (http://www.bushorchimp.com/pics.html)

this made me laugh so much in today's lecture!!

Rappers in The Weakest Link! (http://www.wimp.com/weakest/)

Haha this is so funny =P

"What is 4x3?"

ann robinson shoudl not go 'yo yo yo'

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5581786274791925514&q=AMV+hell

Warning: 1 hour long.

allo.. me bro has been showing me a few stuff.. and so yeah.. ill just throw a few here

documentary on sushi (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6905089586228877019&q=sushi)
i dont know if anyone has seen this.... some people find it funny... some people dont... i found it weird...

and not sure if this will work
wok da fook (http://uploads.ungrounded.net/272000/272711_Wok_the_Fuck_lag_compensat.swf)
this one you kinda need to be viet to understand it... so if you arent viet, you might not find it funny at all! and for those who are viet... well... its generally funny at the start.. but gets boring towards the end.... anywayz.. hope the link works

this something a bit festive and my gosh is it funny. but i'll put a warning on it for the younger viewers.

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1076&NEXTID=0&PREVID=2832&DISPLAYORDER=20051215181527&CAT=pics&NSFW=3&page=1&genre=0&rating=nsfw_sfw
:lol:

Too stupid

"Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

"Went away?"
"They disappeared."

"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."

"Nothing?"
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"

[Uh-oh. Well, let's give it a try anyway.]
"Can you see the C: \ prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"

[Uh-huh, thought so. Let's try a different tack.]
"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."

[Ah--at least s/he knows what a cursor is. Sounds like a hardware problem. I wonder if s/he's kicked out his/her monitor's power plug?]

"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"

"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."

"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
[sound of rustling and jostling] [muffled] "Yes, I think so."

"Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
[pause] "Yes, it is."

[Hmm. Well, that's interesting. I doubt s/he would have accidentally turned it off, and I don't want to send him/her hunting for the power switch because I don't know what kind of monitor s/he has and it's bound to have more than one switch on it. Maybe the video cable is loose or something.] "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"

"No."

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
[muffled] "Okay, here it is."

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
[still muffled] "I can't reach."

"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
[clear again] "No."

"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle--it's because it's dark."

"Dark?"
"Yes--the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."

"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power outage."

"A power--!?!" ...[AAAAAAARGH!]"A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

"Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."

"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

"Tell them you're TOO STUPID TO OWN A COMPUTER!"

If Microsoft made cars

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT." But then you would have to buy more seats.
6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five per cent of the roads.
7. The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
10. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.
11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.
12. Everytime GM introduced a new model car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
13. You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine.

@Sephiroth: Omg, that has got to be the most stupid and funniest thing i've ever seen and heard.
@Mira: Wow, i'm having a serious moment of "deja vous" ;)

here is some shorter techy humor

HelpDesk: Hello, technical support how may I help you ?
End User: Hello I have been waiting for four hours now! Is it possible to tell me how much time will it take to get some help?
HelpDesk: (Thinks: I don't remember her calling before! Did she call and I said I'd call her back and haven't?) I am sorry, I don't seem to understand your problem.
End User: Well, I have been working in Microsoft Word and I pressed the help button, and I am still waiting ... when can I expect you to arrive?

there's a serious lack of jokes and funny things here so...

Post funny jokes, pictures, small articles and the likes that will make some of us smile during these messed up rainy days ^_^
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice one.

http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/archive/

red vs. blue.

omfg this stuff is funny, even if you've never played halo b4. or even heard of it

^ RvB is win.

http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf :whistle:

lmao XD

extremely sexist, but funny

So someone made a flash of that classic joke. XD

XD omg thats too funny

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/9633/Mad_TV_Trapped_in_the_Cupboard.html


If you see a random fuzzed black guy just click him; I don't know why, but one of my friends said the link didn't work at all.

This had me laughing.

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/2570/911254398531540rz.th.gif (http://img249.imageshack.us/my.php?image=911254398531540rz.gif)

XD

XD poor kitty


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y233/xxxjester/zerowing8yp.gif

I hope the future doesn't have graphics that look as shitty as that.......
411 Y0|_||2 |3453 4|23 |3310|\|6 2 |\/|3 ahh the ubber leetness!!

what you say!

Mwahahahaha ph34|2 |\/|y |_||3|33|2 1337|\|355!!!!!

http://data.4chan.org/r/src/1136709179954.jpg

http://lotrwowstlye.ytmnd.com/

lmfao

run for teh instance! :ninja:

Strangely amusing......I give it an 8

I found this amusing.....cuz it's something that would probably happen to me
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c325/miranda8009/ball.gif

Miranda, the 4chan link won't work.

really? i clicked it and saw the image :huh:

Nevermind, I copied and pasted the URL and it showed up.

Hmm, "The Great Biscuit Fire". I remember faving that exact same image on Deviantart.

I got it from Yoshinobu......found it amusing at the time......
now to go searching for MORE!

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/955/911239288277291lx.gif:death::bandage: (http://imageshack.us)

Ahh I love that movie....it's just one of those movies that you hate it so much that you just have to love it.......or maybe I'm just really weird.

YEP! i agree! when i rented it, i cant stop watching it! :lol:

another one ^_^

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3936/11355774444052eq.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Erp. err... ah.... PAIN!

^subtitle of what is going on in the two pictures above

(... Okay, it was a mistake for posting here, so I tried to make it right, and failed miseribly. Just delete this post.)

umm.. who's "they" again?

Okay okay I just LOVE this!!
Umm well you youngins probably shouldn't click this...so please don't I don't wanna get in trouble over a few !@#$%^&*.......okay?!?!?
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c325/miranda8009/bitchslap.jpg

http://usera.imagecave.com/Rosencruez/GIFs/3434tx.gif
It never ends!

http://usera.imagecave.com/Rosencruez/GIFs/5014wd.gif
Hisui dance!

http://usera.imagecave.com/Rosencruez/GIFs/apron.gif
Kohaku dance!

http://usera.imagecave.com/Rosencruez/GIFs/stewie_sf.gif
Stewie Shoryuken!

http://aa.1asphost.com/Shuyin/chickdoken0gk.gif
Rukia-doken!

http://aa.1asphost.com/Shuyin/sui2cc.gif
Ultimate Accorn Attack!

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/288598

"gogo Happy & Smile", a Metal Slug-ish Flash game.

Hints I've gather so far:
1) You are invincible when you execute a melee attack, and will continue to be invincible for a brief period of time.

2) There is a delay after you jump, shoot, or execute a melee or Limit Break. This delay will be the cause of your death 70% of the time.

For the first "mini-boss", the car of bears, just use a Level 2 Limit Break. Contact with car = death, Contact with rockets = death.

For the 2nd "mini-boss", the giant bear, use a Level 2 Limit Break and keep shooting him. Duck to dodge his beam attack. Difficult to jump over his melee, but can be done. Contact = death

For the 3rd "mini-boss", the telephone pole barricade, a Level 2 Limit Break will do, but you have to be against the pole to "activate" the barricade before you can attack it.

For the 4th "mini-boss", its attack sequence goes like this: a)Strafes from left to right with three rockets. b)Strafes from right to left with beam rays. c)Strafes from left to right with beam rays. d)Summon 4 bears. Repeat. During b), STICK to the right side of the screen.

Before the 5th "mini-boss" you have to face down wave after wave of bears. Recommend using lots of Level One "Earthshake" Limit Break.

For the 5th "mini-boss", its attack sequence goes like this: 1)Raises left fist, smashes fist vertically downwards. 2)Raises right fist, smashes fist vertically downwards. 3)Generates orb of energy in the middle of the screen, smashes orb downwards (Full Screen attack). Dodge the fist attacks by jumping - if you stay on the ground you'll die. Disable the Orb Smash attack by shooting at the orb as fast sa you can.

For the 6th "boss", its attack pattern is random. It has the following attacks: Death Contact, Level One Thunderstrike, Level One Earthshake, Level One Eyebeam, Pistol Burst.
Death Contact: Just stay away from him when he's on the move.
Level One Thunderstrike: This is NOT a Fullscreen Attack. Just stay away from the lightning.
Level One Earthshake: Jump to dodge.
Level One Eyebeam: Duck to dodge.
Pistol Burst: From the standing position, he fires two shots, crouches, and fires two shots, in VERY rapid succession.

I suggest you hit him with a Level Two Limit Break ASAP, get close to him, crouch, and keep shooting. Your character can trip him up, but beware the Pistol Burst. If he uses a Limit Break, counter with one of your own ( Eyebeam-to-Eyebeam not recommended for obvious reasons).

I killed him with around 8 Level Two Limit Breaks.

EDIT: FUCKING-A. I beat the game.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/8164/starwarsxfall3tj.gif (http://imageshack.us)

:wacko: :bandage: XD

Found this (http://www.deviantart.com/view/24939128/) on VGCats (http://www.vgcats.com/). Enjoy! I sure did. :lol: (Dial-up users: It'll take some time to download.)

OMG! so funny!! nice find edwin!

michael forever (http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/frame1.html)

even the japanese takes digs at michael jackson. a funny and really random flash

Yay! Maikeru Fantajii...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTdYFqlsUic

credits to Toshi for finding this XD

michael forever (http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/frame1.html)

even the japanese takes digs at michael jackson. a funny and really random flash
Oh yeah! :lol: That's the sequel to Michael Quest III (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/mq)

is there even a 1st or 2nd :huh:

I'm not sure...:unsure:

Advent children (http://www.youtube.com/w/Advent-Children-Parody?v=O9TEtyEj2Ms&search=parody)

XD

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

lol, transforming the front page of ichigos is VERY funny XD 'the bloomin' Katzbalingard Hypermarket' and of course, andomray_angentay.

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

is also very funny for all us computer nerds! Anyone else might feel they're being laughed at (an be RIGHT)

I officilly find rinkworks very entertaining.

That's awesome I like the swedish chef

http://www.youtube.com/w/Memoirs-of-a-Geisha--Mad-TV?v=_AQvqsZFgDY&eurl=
^ parody of the movie "Memoirs of a Geisha" with Bobby Lee as Sayuri lol

My mum was so obssessed with this clip she can pratically recite the lines lol

Y⌒Y⌒Y⌒Y⌒Y⌒Y⌒(｡A｡)!!! ROFL

From an e-mail I got from my mom...

Subject: 20 Puns

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well, 'It's Not Unusual.'"

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. DejaMoo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't--I've cut off your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and ordered them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.

18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).....A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

LOL, I like the last one. Okay, i've heard all of them OTHER ones before, and I like them tooooo, but then, I have a weakness for any form of puns. But puns are fun!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v107/kaseius/dsprintsmoney.jpg

Yum

the cat looks stiff and dead:heh:

http://gallery.hd.org/_tn/std/bizarre/dog-and-cat-cuddling-up-on-sofa-1-ANON.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkb9Xxw2OaY&search=video%20game%20piano

Strange...your link took me to Microsoft.com...

Strange...your link to me to Microsoft.com...

Same @_@

yea i dunno why it done that. links sorted now

That guy is either of the unholy or the holy...

Since I'm here...

http://riddle.p4x.ch/start/

You will need some sort of graphical program (Adobe, Viewer) to solve some of these riddles. Also, don't forget to check the html code of the page - it contains some hints. You must input your answer in the url bar to proceed. Have fun ^_^

Edit: oh, yeah, sometimes you shold look at the "properties" of the picture (like discription, name, type - hints in there as well)

Hint: at one point you will see this : ypahus - that "uranus"! "ypa" is russian, "h" is jap., and "us" is english

im stuck on the 5th one
this is great fun

Calvin Klein intends to combine it's two most famous colognes, "Obsession" and "Eternity", into a single fragrance. They're calling it "Obsenity". :lol:

Did you know that a group of gay men are making a line of jeans? With zippers in the back and pads on the front!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yiUgOcMleY&search=mad%20tv

funny and scary all at the same time with how accurate some parts are

metal gear solid awesome (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/297383)

This is a must for all MGS fans. funniest flash ive ever seen

FFXII Potion Drink Commercial. XD (http://youtube.com/watch?v=y-PGVdEjmiw&search%3E%3Cimg%20src=)

Hmm now I want a potion.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=188
This made me smile ^_^

FFXII Potion Drink Commercial. XD (http://youtube.com/watch?v=y-PGVdEjmiw&search%3E%3Cimg%20src=)
feh, you bet me to it.

and since I found the "smile factory thread", transferring the link to "Newest Tetris" to here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5TG4YgW31s&eurl=

The Real Simpsons :blink: (http://www.break.com/index/realsimpsons5.html)

http://foshata.com/?fsh=19K
http://foshata.com/?fsh=4P7
http://foshata.com/?fsh=4ZN
yay for adverts

http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/song_dance/flow/?c=&p=42

This made me laugh and cry at the same time.

Green Tea ad (http://www-unix.oit.umass.edu/~psyc661/pdf/ajzen.chapter1.pdf)

cute baby catapillar ^.^

Green Tea ad (http://www-unix.oit.umass.edu/~psyc661/pdf/ajzen.chapter1.pdf)

cute baby catapillar ^.^

It's a password-protected .pdf. So, um, what's the password?

hmm....thats a bit weird......:/ well....use this instead then.... :

http://campaign.hinet.net/promote5/No22/5.wmv

guile's theme (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2909425027438281992&q=guile+guitar)

its good to actually see some of our favorite songs played out ^_^

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/insanity_test.htm

just try and claim you are sane


I'm pretty sane, I guess.

http://amethyst-angel.com/otakubarbie.html
a barbie to far

Crazy Mall Jumper (http://www.break.com/index/bigjumper1.html)

:cry: so amazing, i wanna be able to do that...amazing
*yes that is the right smilie, brings me to tears

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/leeroyjenkins

leerroy jenkins XD

Crazy Mall Jumper (http://www.break.com/index/bigjumper1.html)

AWSOME!!! damn i wish i can do that :D

There's a bit profanity, and I wouldn't go there if you are easily offended, but...

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

I found it humorous.

i disslike that guy, hes incredably ignorant and he's happy about that.

Hm... he only does that for the fans and for the purpose of the site. From interviews and things, he sounds (at least) completely normal, and not like on his site. After all, it is a site for rants...

i guess, but there is rational and irrational ranting

*Nods...* Yes, that I would agree on...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=POCTX663LZc&search=japan%20hip%20hop

http://bukkake.sakuratan.com/images/flash/typemoon/kanzen.swf

Azumanga Daioh + Fate/Stay Night.

Contains little spoilers about characters that haven't appeared that

:mellow: ... XD

EDIT: Rules of the Retarded Shoujo (http://www.fenya.net/retarded/retardedshoujo.html)

time to revive this thread with some proper jokes. gotta be dave chappelle

im rick james bitch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4zT2B24q54&search=chapelle%20rick%20james)

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=148


Angelic got me lookin at these comics

Yeah, he's great! You should see what he does to InuYasha (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=192)!

(And, yes, even as an InuYasha fan I laughed my head off. Sue me...)

i disslike that guy, hes incredably ignorant and he's happy about that.

He's also an idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about. He wrote something about the Xbox:


You'll never see games like Metal Slug, Radiant Silvergun or Castlevania come out for the Xbox because Microsoft hasn't made the system attractive to the Japanese market.

If that is so then why do I own an Xbox version of Metal Slug 3?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/ParadoxRB/060306.jpg

funny! XD

gives a new meaning to "Ripping out your arm and beating you with the wet end" doesn't it?

this one's good too!
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/2470/0510101bf.th.jpg (http://img63.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0510101bf.jpg)

http://www.jakesjokes.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=12&pos=18

I got this in an email, it implies a few stuff but hey it made me smile.

That's from an actual film called Kung Pow!. One of the worst films I ever saw, in fact. That part with the cow is like the only funny part.

http://www.firefoxflicks.com/flick/index.php?id=19542&c=false

There are some more there, for firefox fans =P

Haha that firefox thing is so stupid it's actually funny O.o.
I like the ~weeeeeeeheehee~ one, it's soo retarted!

That's from an actual film called Kung Pow!. One of the worst films I ever saw, in fact. That part with the cow is like the only funny part.

http://www.firefoxflicks.com/flick/index.php?id=19542&c=false

There are some more there, for firefox fans =P


LMAO. I love the Internet Explorer one... wheeeeeeeee.... :lol2:

XD That was halarious.

http://www.jakesjokes.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=12&pos=18

That link can change (if the video is moved to another category, etc.) Here's a permanent link that will work no matter where it gets moved to on the site.

http://www.jakesjokes.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-3689

(It's my site, just came across this while reading through my logs...)

PS - Love the FM Botanist concept. LOL


Jake

You'll never see games like Metal Slug, Radiant Silvergun or Castlevania come out for the Xbox because Microsoft hasn't made the system attractive to the Japanese market.


If that is so then why do I own an Xbox version of Metal Slug 3?

That could be because the article was written before Metal Slug 3 was released. Maybe.

I don't care, the guy's still a retard =P

For your Easter viewing pleasure: http://www.millikin.edu/staley/fluff/peep_research.html#Anchor-Th-56460

Happy Easter. (http://click.joke-of-the-day-email.com/images/apr06/easter.jpg)

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/1769/emos3dv.gif



AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


:wub:



XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKX0RN19zc0&search=SESAME%20STREET

yep yep yep yep yep

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfgCxdrsXbQ&search=superman

It made me laugh:P

*Viewer discretion is advised* *contains adult language*

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/1769/emos3dv.gif



AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


:wub:



XD

is that 2 guy emos? because it looks like it...

I believe so...

yep.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8620028295602605989&q=reno+911&pl=true

for all you D&D fans.

Thats dread when they shot him. And boots of escaping sucks anyway, whyd he choose that. Magic missile!

lol... "we got a dragon named Nick the grip"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMf40daefsI&dpos=2


^ Funny! Mortal Kombat.... XD .... Sonya part is the funniest imo

That's curzy!!!

what losers

lets not forget their pokemon video... XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XxI-hvPRRA

might actually be offensive to some... because I think the dude eats a jesus figurine... :unsure:

those guys are weird...

weird dosent even begin to describe them.

They need a life badly but it is funny.

did you notice at the Pokemon video, there was a frame of the guy wearing spongebob boxers?

crazy dudes with bad hairstyles.

Yeah, my friend lives right next to those two dudes, funny funny.

that.....didnt even get a grin on my face........just two stupid guys jumping about, possessed by some kind of spirit...........*sigh*.......

being possessed by something for sure, but it's nothing supernatural...more like psycological

did you notice at the Pokemon video, there was a frame of the guy wearing spongebob boxers?

and someone needs to let them know that Piglet isn't a pokemon XD

You (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoGbkMUeSwM)
Me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1biOyJW-rU)

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20060512.jpg

XD

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20060513.jpg

CTRL + ALT+ DEL is a great webcomic lol

I should really catch up on my CAD...

It had Cloud Strife working in a fast food joint. Unfortunately I have no way of YouTube-ing it, but I'm sure someone else will at some point.

I saw it, it was awesome, Sephiroth was the manager of the fast food place... and his theme was hilarious

lets not forget their pokemon video... XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XxI-hvPRRA

might actually be offensive to some... because I think the dude eats a jesus figurine... :unsure:

The singer guy reminds me of Randy Constan (http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/).

edit: those ctrl+alt+del comic dudes don't know what they are talking about. Mac is highly superior over Windows, it's just the high price of the systems that cause people to stay away from it, and the fact that most games are made for Windows. That comic wasn't even slightly funny.

http://www.retardism.com/tianfu_pop.htm

http://warehouse.nn45.com/data/media/3/Sony-thief.jpg

The singer guy reminds me of Randy Constan (http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/).

edit: those ctrl+alt+del comic dudes don't know what they are talking about. Mac is highly superior over Windows, it's just the high price of the systems that cause people to stay away from it, and the fact that most games are made for Windows. That comic wasn't even slightly funny.

I think the joke was geared towards their new ad campaign and not their products. :think:

http://www.retardism.com/tianfu_pop.htm

This is just weird.

This is just weird.
Well, what do you expect from a site called retardism.com?

Retarded peope.

Well, the guy acts retarded...

So he's a retarded person.

Woah, this topic's still alive?? :unsure:

It's been alive and kicking for as long as I can remember.

http://warehouse.nn45.com/data/media/3/Sony-thief.jpg


I just actually looked at the picture I posted and fell over laughing because I just got it. :lol:

I just actually looked at the picture I posted and fell over laughing because I just got it. :lol: Really?! XD XD XD XD XD

i dnt geddit still....

Makes reference to how Nintendo's Wii stole PS3 spotlight at E3 (as far as I know) the controll is a sony-ized version of the Wii's controller.

Lol, that's soooo obvious XD

Angelic, melzii didn't know so he,siul1313, was explaining it.

can we post riddles up here to?

No, I think we are supposed to keep that in here.
http://forums.ichigos.com/showthread.php?t=1551

Angelic, melzii didn't know so he,siul1313, was explaining it.

I noticed that after posting at first so I changed my post, lol.

haha im kinda slow, aren't i!! but obviouslt i get it NOW!! ^.^

more world of war craft geekiness (http://onyserious.ytmnsfw.com/)

dont mind the age thing its just some italian guy doing alot of swearing

YOU SUXORZ MY BIG!!!!!1111. mOre FirE B0ltz

Wow... Proof that a certain four letter word can be used for all parts of speech in English.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/aw.php


amburgurs and wootbeer

XD

cuuuuuuuuuute!!

*eyetwitch*

ambugers and wootbeer, okay?!


..and thats about it XD

:ninja: mwahhaha (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/crabs/)

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/

hehe i prefer this one though

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/

hehe i prefer this one though

ILMAO!!
that was cute and funny!!!:lol:

don't forget magical trevor 2 and 3!

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor+2/

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor+3/

:wub: 3

lol I love those cartoons :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS1wiB9YdPs&search=ask%20a%20ninja

I seen a couple and ....XD

man what a retard

Legendary frog... I remember this from when I was little
http://www.legendaryfrog.net/heavy/index.htm

Now I find this (http://www.plif.net/fileserv/videos/union.wmv), very funny. Not very true, but funny.

Someone likes to splice videos -.- and hates bush... a potent yet self endangering combo.

Now I find this (http://www.plif.net/fileserv/videos/union.wmv), very funny. Not very true, but funny.

now that is downright hilarious! :lol2:

http://thefriendsociety.com/anim.php?id=bananaphone&w=550&h=400
sorry if this doesn't work, just got a new mac computer and i'm not sure how to do right click with the mouse so i couldn't copy and paste, hahaha.
EDIT: wooot, it DOES work!! i had to type it all out as well!!

I think its Ctrl+click or something like it (not a mac user)

shame on you..... XD

Ah, Banana Phone...instant classic.

@melzii- lol I'm a mac user. Been all my life. I know all the tricks and shortcuts. So lemme know if you have anything like that you need to know ^_^

(yay macs!)

not sure if this has been posted before but:

go to google.

type in "Failure" in the search box and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button, the resulting page is hilarious.

Also.

Go back to google.

Type in "French Victories" in the seach box.

Click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" box. Google suggests a new search. It's hilarious! (funny spoof page by Albinoblacksheep)


XD

@melzii- lol I'm a mac user. Been all my life. I know all the tricks and shortcuts. So lemme know if you have anything like that you need to know ^_^

(yay macs!)
lol, ok thanks. it was sooo confusing me cause i couldn't right click but i can now...i think....wooooot ^.^

not sure if this has been posted before but:

go to google.

type in "Failure" in the search box and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button, the resulting page is hilarious.

Also.

Go back to google.

Type in "French Victories" in the seach box.

Click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" box. Google suggests a new search. It's hilarious! (funny spoof page by Albinoblacksheep)


XD
I've done both. Hilarious indeed. ;)

People have really got it out for Bush! :P

not sure if this has been posted before but:

go to google.

type in "Failure" in the search box and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button, the resulting page is hilarious.

Also.

Go back to google.

Type in "French Victories" in the seach box.

Click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" box. Google suggests a new search. It's hilarious! (funny spoof page by Albinoblacksheep)


XD

Wow, that's pretty good.

for a laugh:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers/
then:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/footy/
thenh:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/choccy/
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/

lol weebls' stuff has a load of strange stuff on it XD

Footy!!! Soccer for the win!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNzFE8rNPQU

I guess this video is kinda funny...

even though its geeky thats actually really clever and nicely done

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNzFE8rNPQU

I guess this video is kinda funny...

Someone has WAY too much time on their hands.. :think:

nah im guessing its a university project ive seen similar stuff before 1st hand but mortal kombat style.

oooh i think i know what you're talking about. i've seen a mortal kombat one, tis funny.

it may be the same it may not. the guy i knew green screened himself into the game so he made himself a selectable character and done a fight video of him and scorpion

oooooh ok. its different.

Some pretty good specal effects in that one! Still I find it oddly humorous.

It was awsome!!!

Never ending Finnish song: Levi's Polka by Loituma

Orihime Sings (http://dojo.fi/~rancid/loituma__.swf)

(Btw it loops)

for some reason I've always found this video funny...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5995556455415798282

Something with power rangers, alien and japanese people. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2447877231270015933&q=shingo)

The funniest part of that was the flaming arrow of d00m!

Interesting ending.

:lol: that was great. and damnnnnn that pink ranger is fine :drool:

and damnnnnn that pink ranger is fine :drool:Hell yeah!

And to re emphasise...

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!1

My Best friend in high school once told me this:Can I have this?


That part was just random.

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!1

:lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5gVhXszrGY

now this is music

haha damn i dont know why but its 2 tunes that i hate but put together i love it XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5gVhXszrGY

now this is music

LMAO! that was so hilairious :lol:

tech·nol·o·gy (tĕk-nŏl'ə-jē)
n., pl. -gies.


1.a. The application of science, especially to industrial or commercial objectives.
1.b. The scientific method and material used to achieve a commercial or industrial objective.
2. Electronic or digital products and systems considered as a group: a store specializing in office technology.
3. Anthropology. The body of knowledge available to a society that is of use in fashioning implements, practicing manual arts and skills, and extracting or collecting materials.
4. To scare kids.

http://xs302.xs.to/xs302/06252/teddy_usb_big.jpg

Dude! I want that thumb drive!

me too, actually. :blink:

ow wow, i want one of those, helping with pre school computers has never been so fun

WARNING - Please do not watch this if you are in any way religious or take religion seriously. You Have Been Warned!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAmljaj5stA

Something with power rangers, alien and japanese people. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2447877231270015933&q=shingo)

I love that music when it shows the pink ranger's legs close ups. Damn she's hot :drool:

Hell yeah!.... AGAIN!

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!1

tech·nol·o·gy (tĕk-nŏl'ə-jē)
n., pl. -gies.


1.a. The application of science, especially to industrial or commercial objectives.
1.b. The scientific method and material used to achieve a commercial or industrial objective.
2. Electronic or digital products and systems considered as a group: a store specializing in office technology.
3. Anthropology. The body of knowledge available to a society that is of use in fashioning implements, practicing manual arts and skills, and extracting or collecting materials.
4. To scare kids.

http://xs302.xs.to/xs302/06252/teddy_usb_big.jpg

I can see that computer has a Chaintech motherboard.

bonjour (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/140820)

man im hooked on this tune x_x

***Badly drawn penis alert***

And bringing back an old one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj3aB2wXC9E

lol yeh there's that as well

don't say it too loud though m ashtray might get excited

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JwHtEJU4PsI

You will love it!

(yes, i do this for a hobby)

wow pretty neat. the music is pretty too but what is it???
there's so much songs that i'd like to play but i don't even know what the title is. if someone at leasts knows what its called i'll gain the sheets myself thanks

yeah, i asked the uploader of the video, but im still waiting for the reply. He has other videos with classical music too.

@TheIshter dont make an entire thread about the fact that "your back"!

@Me411: Please don't post completely irrelevant posts.

@Me411: Sorry :(

nah dont be sorry it got closed it's just me411 just trying to act big. noobs should just stay quiet

TheIshter, you have the most annoying signature I have ever seen. And since I finally got that off my chest, I'm smiling. Mission accomplished. :)

@Maestrosetti: you want me to change it? or do you want to keep on smiling? ;)

@Sephiroth: Thanks man! :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ELRZ08hNaU

^That's one of the best antihumor things I've ever seen!

Link courtesy of Toshiko