XD XDXDXDXD

Oh that was enlightening.

He does not CONSTANTLY TALK ABOUT CARS; he has a VEHICULAR ADDICTION.
:lol: that's me

Watch it. (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/712008/nice_idea) :)

Watch it. (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/712008/nice_idea) :)

haha

that looks so awesome! :lol:


maybe one day...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6FAuJod1XmY

It's 1,000 times better than the original. :yes:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU

LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!

Don't ya just hate it when that happens? :)

He is not SHORT; he is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT

It sould be 'He is not SHORT; he is VERTICALLY CHALLENGED'

or

'He is not SHORT; he has a LOW CENTER OF GRAVITY' XD

lol xD

Hmmmm... anatomically compact makes me think they mean something other than HEIGHT is short XD

You would :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGChZFWnzus

Loli piano duet.

The Ultimate!

AMVHell 4!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3875310889629294470&q=AMV+Hell+4&total=334&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=6

lol Robot chicken for the win! XD

Joust (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvFlQFEIaLc&NR=1)

Mr. Roggers Goes Japanese (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HC1bHTkUBY)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cxbstn2IZM&mode=related&search=

2007 PC vs. 1987 Mac

Posted this in the GC, but whatever. (http://stupidessays.googlepages.com/home)

Good fun, kids.

My old friend Alex...hehehe
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=6013698

My old friend Alex...hehehe
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=6013698

That's not funny. :\ <_<

and looks staged. -_-

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3402/dumbledoreisgaylolcatya2.jpg

Kitty!!!

Rabid Pug! LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLtq7Bz9wH4

[Yawaraka Tank (http://anime.livedoor.com/yawaraka/)] (Flash)

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3872/4lep7yqrr9.jpg

I'm scared now -.-

I don't want one of them in my shower *whimpers*

X is ebil. D:

It's like life on hard more; times 2.

Japanese manhole covers (http://www.geocities.jp/okachincom/MH/dohoku/dohoku.htm) (Some of them are actually quite good!)

X is ebil. D:
Oh my jeez I forgot!

So sorry Dark Bring!!
:(

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=1379746&fr=&cache=1

EDIT:

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=1353383&fr=&cache=1

XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNlZqnU574E

The guy in this is my aunt's ex-husband XD The rest of the ones he's made are funny too. WARNING: drugs. Well... sort of....

ah love history

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k4/DaDarkWithin/wwchatgo5.gif

ah love history

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k4/DaDarkWithin/wwchatgo5.gif

lol :lol:

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1145/6frtlc5uz2.gif

:(It's alright, the spiders are nothing compared t


Japanese manhole covers (http://www.geocities.jp/okachincom/MH/dohoku/dohoku.htm) (Some of them are actually quite good!)O_O Wow, thanks for the link, the page is quite interesting. ^_^


ah love historyLMAO XDDD

has anyone posted this before?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4

...

has anyone posted this before?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4

...

xD I remember that. :lol:

ah love history

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k4/DaDarkWithin/wwchatgo5.gif

Quoted for greatness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PciKGS91Mas

Never Forget!

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh............... @_@

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PciKGS91Mas

Never Forget!

I watched it again! :\

Must say it's better the second time around, if your mind can handle it.

I watched it again! :\

Must say it's better the second time around, if your mind can handle it.

mine can't :lol:

I watched it again! :\

Must say it's better the second time around, if your mind can handle it.

@_@ I couldn't even make it through the first time. That is harder on the mind than Dutch rap.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UJglJoTZsMA

something between hilarious and total crap

How⁉

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhuEoX_y0qY&feature=related

How⁉

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhuEoX_y0qY&feature=related

o.O

Lots of counter wieght in the front O.o ?

it's magic..

Gives a new reason for senseless vehicle destruction =D

anyway... back the the happy nonsense.
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/3060/071005xl7.gif

This is just kind of interesting...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=R_KtqM6pjNQ&feature=user

That was great! :lol:

This is... interesting. O_o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg1ckCkm8YI

This is... interesting. O_o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg1ckCkm8YI

It blends!

just sharing that pic i showed people on IRC with the crowd

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/Fish_Wet/Centipedes.jpg

This is... interesting. O_o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg1ckCkm8YI

Holy........O_o

iPhone blends :D

http://www.willitblend.com/

Along with many other things. I want one of them blendtec blenders :(

http://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2007/12/02/
great comic :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZlgU6twZ0U

:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZlgU6twZ0U

:)
i'm glad my cat does not know how to handle a mace when i ignore it in the morning..

cute:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaOqf2d-y30&

lol:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jSDy9bQpj1M&

Er... NSFW... picking up maybe the least nsfw content from irc ._.;;; Don't have the volume high...
Dog... (http://www.gamerfilm.com/4f8dddeb95fc584cd965.video?Kid-Playing-Video-Games-Gets-Attacked-by-a-Dog)

I'm going for almost anything on http://www.askaninja.com

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2453/00aaew4.jpg

I don't know if this was shown:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhmKETu1C5Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=165VjNKRNdw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=165VjNKRNdw

@_@ Wow.

For all you guild war people...http://youtube.com/watch?v=jMB3xw-annc

^I lol'd.


http://i21.tinypic.com/2usy910.jpg

Retro games are retro.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-8mYDz58Ga8
beautiful melody btw.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvKntJKctoU

I am now worried. This is what my dad's coworkers get up to at their christmas party XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0WGly9xRgA

Yatta?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0WGly9xRgA

Yatta?

hot xD

some Christmas battle shout... i mean cheer... yes, cheer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVZczLuoJoU

XD Animated LARP battle XD

ZOMG it's Björk O_o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCtzQ6KbWWY

That's a... unique voice. o_o

some Christmas battle shout... i mean cheer... yes, cheer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVZczLuoJoU


That was hilarious XD

Chinese products are great (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/stoppen/36011/8dae0fb9/stoppen_met_roken_doe_je_zeau.html)

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2716-Zero-Punctuation-Guitar-Hero-III

XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK7LQ1XuFec&feature=related

:!: WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE

this thread needs more cow bell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlqLLZQLNiA

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2716-Zero-Punctuation-Guitar-Hero-III

XD

Sums up how I feel rather well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKZK_5DHuIY

:!: STRONG LANGUAGE

"I tried making High Potion"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP4cmV_fIQM

Because there isn't a subtitled version yet, I'll write down the rough translations and what's added in below


Hi

I tried making high potion by adding various energy drinks to the blue potion (the famed "FFXII Potion" drink)

I had preserved a potion in room temparature in case I needed it for times like these

Here it is. Best before 11th Feb 2007(I believe this video came out about a week ago)

So I'll use this at the base and start off

"Potion - Going price" (this was limted edition?)

"Red viper - 83 yen"

"Eskap - 153 yen"

"Tiovita - 146 yen"

"Lipovitan D - 150 yen"

"Lipovitan D Super - 262 yen"

*Changing to a larger pot*

"Alinamin V - 600 yen"

"Big eyeball man's power EX - 525 yen"

"Yunker Kotei Royal - 882 yen"

"Jewel Awakener (Cobra Extract) - 997 yen"

"Kiai Ippatsu (Powerful one shot) - 1200 yen"

"Ryubadan no jishin (Dragon horse man's confidence(.... translating these literal for comic value)) - 997 yen"

"Charisma Nyoibou - 1281 yen"

"Setsuryunzaiou (...Vigor Emperor) - 1890 yen"

"Turtoise Extract (120pcs) 2580 yen"

I'll add a liberal amount.

"Like a tengu (120pcs) 3980 yen"

Liberal amount.


Alltogether, it exceeds 13523 yen

Adding ginger, garlic and chilli

I left it to boil for 30 mins and yet the turtoise extract capsules won't dissolve.

So let's add some holes into it with a fork.

Then left to simmer for one hour and we're done

This is what's left of it after getting rid of the impurities

I don't think you can tell from just seeing this, but this thing SMELLS.

Since some of you could be eating, to put it softly, its

crap

Rather, it smells like "crapra"

Crap < Crapra < Crapga < Crapja

Man when are they releasing a proper sequel to FFT...


Ok then, time to toast.


H... Hydrochloric acid?!

My tongue's melting..

And the smell's getting closer to "Crapga"


-We're experiencing technical difficulties please wait-
I'm sorry, I really did vomit

Retry

I have a belief, "You must eat whatever you make"

I blame the failure on the straw (he tried cutting 2 straight ones and connecting at 90 degrees to fit in the mask)

So this time I'm just going to scull it all in one gulp and...


-We're experiencing technical difficulties please wait-


I'm really sorry, but this ain't just possible by itself.

Usually, things can be eaten with curry no matter how disgusting they are.

Ok then, let's eat



My apologies. I vomitted here again.

The vomits wouldn't stop and by the fourth time, there were stomach acid along with it. \(^o^)/

Coupled with fever and diarrhea, It was a hell for a whole day.

I would really like to thank my friend who had nursed me even though it was Chrismas day.

Thanks

Everyone, I cannot apologise enough for not being able to finish this.

Anyway, I'm freezing it. I will finish it, someday.


Oh yeah, by the way, I looked at the leftover in the pot and...

found some antioxidants.

I must've boiled them with all the stuff, Fuck that was stupid.

Well, happy new year.




I actually fell out of my chair and ROFL'ed for about 10 minutes while watching this

Chinese products are great (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/stoppen/36011/8dae0fb9/stoppen_met_roken_doe_je_zeau.html)

Whoa! What kind of car is that??? It must be made of aluminum foil (http://www.foodservicedirect.com/productimages/WE632REYNs.jpg)!

Also, this is why I prefer off-brand/generic .mp3 players:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i32NkW0s94

Failure is now an option. (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/failure_now_an_option?utm_source=onion_rss_daily)

Long live The Onion. XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6Z8PGixG7U

Cute animals. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3eBBFz42ec

Yay blonde jokes!

Two blondes were driving down the road.The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''



Edit:
Long live The Onion.

You're awesome.

ROFL. That was mildly amusing. And I'm blonde, so I'm legally entitled to laugh at blonde jokes XD

But it's such an old joke :\

Aren't they all? Okay, I wasn't really ROFLing - but I was smiling, and I needed that smile.

Yay blonde jokes!

Two blondes were driving down the road.The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''



Edit:

You're awesome.

...maybe i'm daft, but i don't get it....=/

The light flashes on and off. When it's on she says it's working - when it goes off, she says it's not.

I hate having to explain jokes.. Even the ones that are hard to get. It just kills the mood...

well i understood it but it wasn't funny....

Here's 2 gifs I finished =)

Eat your hearts out, Koreans.
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/6865/9000apmsil0.gif
Note: APM = actions per minute, a term commonly used in real time strategy games.

Desu slap > Falcon Punch
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/1703/unlimitedslapworkssbe7.gif

Haha, sorry for the large image sizes.

Those are intense!


This made me lol. (http://bp0.blogger.com/_JUoH2-gp31Q/R712QoprkuI/AAAAAAAAGkM/_QXVZHxwRSY/s1600-h/The+End+21+02+2008+14+00+27.jpg)

OH no... not the END XD

Those are intense!


This made me lol. (http://bp0.blogger.com/_JUoH2-gp31Q/R712QoprkuI/AAAAAAAAGkM/_QXVZHxwRSY/s1600-h/The+End+21+02+2008+14+00+27.jpg)

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THIS IS FUNNY!!!
HAHAHAHAH!!!! MY DAD JUST GAVE ME A WEIRD LOOK!!!
ahhhh!!! i calmed down

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2980-Zero-Punctuation-Uncharted-Drake-s-Fortune

made me laugh.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2980-Zero-Punctuation-Uncharted-Drake-s-Fortune

made me laugh.

I love that guy!

me too, Zero Punctuation is one of the best highlights of my Wednesdays.

Damn straight.

http://raft-wars.freeonlinegames.com/

Rather entertaining and cute!

lol I found this when I was watching Attack of The Show on G4. XD

http://happybanking.com.au/

When it asks you to put in your name, the cats will actually sing it, letter by letter. If you want them to sing something funny, offensive or w/e you desire, just go ahead and put it in there. :neko:

Don't mess with Björk:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lhgiuTFxxM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbzbSHkJmfU

:lol:

Geek Humor!

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5979/lightbz4.gif
kinda NSFW
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/4416/formulasbk2.jpg

Jeeze, those would give you back pain like all hell! *shudders*

:lol:

This video is hilarious. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INmz-EntcvM)

EDIT: So is this one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6UdNwqPkhA&feature=related)

And this one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YwLQSTo_ow&feature=related)

A little something (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTKCuyeYXpQ)my friend and I threw together last night. Featuring yours truly.

A little something (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTKCuyeYXpQ)my friend and I threw together last night. Featuring yours truly.

XD :lol: :heh:

:huh:

:lol: XD :neko:

Another not-so-little something I did for an English project - A claymation parody of Macbeth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_41HhqQ0mUw), in the style of Knox. There are two parts, both accessible from my page of course. It's funnier if you are familiar with the story of Macbeth.

Thought this was pretty great. Have to share. :P It's a guy playing a song from Star Wars on an organ. Try to guess which one. ^_^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v1ZOnsfJpY&feature=related

I think its quite funny x]
Unless you think so otherwise.

http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1583904&vid=217997

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

I don't like racial slurs all that much, but this is so awesome.

Some Facts About Owls:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfUPeVfrvlg

Some Facts About Owls:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfUPeVfrvlg

that was cute! XD

http://www.vimeo.com/744918

sooo mean, yet amazingly funny

Some Facts About Owls:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfUPeVfrvlg

aww, thank you for the link, i love owls :wub:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcQ7RkyBoBc

NSFW

PEOPLE! POST FUNNY STUFFS!

COBRAlalalalalalalalallalalalala (http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=9WM2o_qSpaA)

He's got my vote.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbANBxbmLfw

:lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNCsVts-G_4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9sDQFUudNE&feature=related
my friend sent this to me and i thought it was funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px98ILjI9zE
:!: bad words

Some good ol' college humor:

"Honest Desktop" (http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1760004)

I love that desktop. XD

Warning: Explicit language, some nudity (cencored), and mild violence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBDbsG8C_qA

Warning: Explicit language, some nudity (cencored), and mild violence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBDbsG8C_qA

poor cinnanmon bun. :cry:

1. Ninja Shuts Down NJ School (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/06/ninja-sighting-shuts-down_n_117348.html)
2. http://spikedhumor.com/articles/157627/A-Good-Time.html?rh=173711

No one sees a ninja! That's impossible! XD

History of the Predictive Text Swearing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hcoT6yxFoU)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Kougp01/1218594915_mybarbie.jpg

Although neither is delicious nor serious.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmMSilHDSAs

XD

Hoshi Saga 3 (http://nekogames.jp/mt/2008/09/_hoshi_saga_3.html)
Fun yet... somewhat aggravating..
And some other game (http://somoe.org/typing/)

Warning.

http://pics.ipostr.com/pics/pic_12246907797514.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRXeHibiWhk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_jNLyX74EA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUH3m6ZyW-g

the girl in the 2nd video looks like a bloke and i like how at the end of the mambo video somethin falls off and gets kicked away

K, this gave me a laugh.
Anime related of course.

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/4581/kanonstaynighteb9.jpg

.

I don't really find it funny. So they're both corny characters with swords in corny set-ups. YAWN. Definately not worth posting twice.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=20331

A favorite old clip from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, before Steve Carell became a bigshot movie star.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=AMlyqZszCyU

made me lol >_>

Haha, hope there wasn't something in there he really wanted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus =D

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=20331

A favorite old clip from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, before Steve Carell became a bigshot movie star.

Isn't that the guy from the Office US? I hate him x_x He's just so NOT funny.

Mild profanity in the link below. NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYDWMSRbAyE&NR=1

hahahaha, over 9000!! nice ;)

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=5JuVHCJVYf4


meow meow meow meow

hell, even I'd eat it and I dont even like cats!

Awww, that was cute. Kind of reminded me of this one:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zHr24_OzmfY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpBGRA6HHtY

Mario should never have moved to the real world...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_PLFWRcLYc


"Fist? That's nothing, let me give you a list of things that fit in my sister-in-law's ears it's like this-"

To post something else than those annoying youtube links:

http://narf.at/4chan/e1d9ced4d814d02e3f80552edb64d482a9880087.gif

asian jackass stunt ftw.

ah mate thats awesome lol

No babies for that asian XD

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-denial-fail.jpg
I don't think this guy is going to be making babies either
Washer. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed -- $100.

Snow blower for sale. Only used on snowy days.

Free puppies. Part German Shepherd, part dog.

Cows, calves never bred. Also, one gay bull for sale.

Free puppies: part Cocker Spaniel, part sneaky neighbor's dog

Full-sized mattress. 20-year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.

Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out for a while. Better be reward.

Nice parachute. Never opened. Used once. Slightly stained.

Free Yorkshire Terrier. Eight years old. Unpleasant little dog.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.

hm im sceptical about that, sure the blog is funny but 1 second ago? is that when the topic was created. forged???

i refuse to believe that that is real.

i still have some hope for humanity's intellect XD

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/476976

XD

For M:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PH3uo4aAvQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jln8RBjZFiw

meow

*edit* and moar

Everyone's job resume should be like this

http://barneysvideoresume.com/video/himym_barney_video_resume_med.mov

not for the easily offended (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sphLFZdBuQk)

prostitue mickey (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/483635)

Evangelion =]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMlOOL0f8uA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG_GnjntufY&feature=recommended
theres a sequence of animations from these guys that i always find entertaining especially the funky music, mainly orientated around megaman

not for the easily offended (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sphLFZdBuQk)

prostitue mickey (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/483635)

both of those had me rolling on the floor. :lol:

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6039/obiwanlicenceplate.jpg (http://img14.imageshack.us/my.php?image=obiwanlicenceplate.jpg)

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6039/obiwanlicenceplate.jpg (http://img14.imageshack.us/my.php?image=obiwanlicenceplate.jpg)

FUCKING LOL! :lol::lol::lol:

That's a sweet license plate. :lol:

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3858/reallyshortfilmso.jpg

XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxpjqE_KvUY

er.. try not to worry about the gun bit.

Haha, what a great ad. I kinda figured what would happen with that guy in the end...

My Japanese Teacher sent this to me o_o

http://thinrope.net/misc/long

I lol'd about the traffic lights

-you think that "Lets SPORTS yOUNG gAY CluB" is a perfectly normal T-shirt logo for a middle aged lady.

*snort* XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxpjqE_KvUY

er.. try not to worry about the gun bit.

Only in America XD And Hyundai sucks, I have a friend who has one, the interior panels on the door feel very soft and not like they're very good quality, yet the dashboard is made of plastic harder than stone :X

Funniest Pickup Line Of All Time

"Hi, I'm a fortune teller of sorts, I specialise in phone number telling, if you give me your number I can tell your future"


... I was just sifting at the uni bar today when I overheard this. Seriously.


:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

Funniest Pickup Line Of All Time

"Hi, I'm a fortune teller of sorts, I specialise in phone number telling, if you give me your number I can tell your future"


... I was just sifting at the uni bar today when I overheard this. Seriously.


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I don't get it.... :huh:

*edit*
OHHH OH OH OH I get it! LOL I gotta use that :P

I saw this advert on TV today. You might recognise the style. (Warning: catchy song)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw_2IqWIpKk

Funniest Pickup Line Of All Time

"Hi, I'm a fortune teller of sorts, I specialise in phone number telling, if you give me your number I can tell your future"


... I was just sifting at the uni bar today when I overheard this. Seriously.


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Huh...I never knew pickup lines still existed. I thought people would be smart enough not to do it XD

AAAAAAAAAh! Awesome live action fan made video becomes even more awesome!!!!

Youtube Link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2ZFA4me4iw&feature=player_embedded)

[20:12] <Paradox> It was late. M was tired after a long day of work, he walked into his apartment to find Porsche waiting for him, wearing nothing but a robe. Porsche looked up as M entered the room and then stood, letting his robe fall to the floor, there was moonlight flowing into the room from an open window, Porsche's body was alight with moonglow. M could hardly contain himself.
[20:13] <Paradox> ...wait, what?
[20:13] <M> But, all-in-all, it's up to you.
[20:13] <M> Paradox, you need to continue.
[20:13] <PorscheGTIII> I just saw an AMV involving SEL and I Want to Take You to a Gay Bar.
[20:13] <PorscheGTIII> It was awesome!
[20:13] <M> The moonlight carassed PorscheGTIII's cheek and his eyes shown with vigor. It was as if he was a Lion stalking his prey.
[20:14] <Paradox> I don't like writing stories.
[20:14] <Paradox> heh.
[20:14] <M> Stuff like that.
[20:14] <M> There were three sexual undertones, one overtone, totaling 6 different ways of reading it.
[20:15] <M> With my style of writing, this kind of stuff is easy to spew out.
[20:15] <M> Simply because I write a form of free verse prose.
[20:16] <M> PorscheGTIII: ..... wut
[20:16] <M> But I do have to say this,
[20:16] <M> Take BigZeni to it.
[20:16] <M> And watch him squirm.
[20:17] * M should really stop toying with him.
[20:17] <PorscheGTIII> He could not make it this year. He has a concert tomorrow night. :-(
[20:17] <Paradox> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijgfBwq_vkM&feature=related
[20:17] <Paradox> XD
[20:18] <PorscheGTIII> This really is the life of an Otaku; making ramen in a hotel coffee pot while drooling over a t-shirt with a picture of Konata and Haruhi on it. :-)
[20:18] <M> This lion prowled and seethed; eyes glittening. M couldn't help but notice that he became enthralled by the sheer shine of the man in front of him.
[20:19] <M> PorscheGTIII: I do that from the internet.
[20:19] <Paradox> Erotic literature with M and Porsche... I love it
[20:19] <Paradox> would buy.
[20:19] * M rarely writes it.

I thought it was funny, at least.

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/i/R/2/obama-sarkozy-dance.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/V/b/1/bush_groping_merkel.jpg

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3416/2009apr0519012417006.th.jpg (http://img136.imageshack.us/my.php?image=2009apr0519012417006.jpg)

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3416/2009apr0519012417006.th.jpg (http://img136.imageshack.us/my.php?image=2009apr0519012417006.jpg)

gahahahahahahha silly japanese :P

This shares the same comedic value:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_E79glEnj0

There was a boy called Humpata.
he offered $10 to a girl to do it with him
she said no
next day $25
then $50
then $100. she said yes
in the bedroom his mum knocked on the bedroom
saying humpata, humpata
he said im trying, im trying
get it
humpata
hump harder

http://pds13.egloos.com/pds/200902/26/57/a0014857_49a610c2146c1.jpg

Epic Fail.

That's pretty awesome

R...15? language may offend the nazis
http://gigglehd.com/zbxe/files/attach/images/259/427/149/002/eng.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uZr3JWYdy8

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

I read the entire thing, it made me giggle. XD

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

I read the entire thing, it made me giggle. XD

http://shortestjokeintheworld.com/

I read the entire thing... it also made me giggle in 1/10000 of the time.

shortestjoke>longestjoke

wrong image for the shortest joke.

Australian Comedians - Hamish and Andy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LGoV028eA8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE_zUi5vWAQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-AeOY_wCXM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoBsc65u0kE
- PLUS MORE!

All disturbingly funny.

Rove Live ftw!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab5IwgcJRiE

Best commercial parody I've ever seen =D

Kou's song -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8A2wjz92rQ

:stoned:

Found this in a Japanese bookshop in Hong Kong:

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs004.snc1/2795_623359362915_223400825_9003474_8266717_n.jpg

XD

It makes me think of Bob the Builder.

Can we fix it?
Yes we can!

Ah. That's the "English tutorial book of the light side "

As for the dark side, I posted the image a page back.

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, and NFL 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support

Where did you get that from Para? Hilarious! Good read.

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, and NFL 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support

Nice, lemme do one

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in appearance and makeup applications, which operated flawlessly under Girlfriend 5.0

In addition, Wife 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Sex 9.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Soap Opera 5.0, and Talk Show 3.0.
Savingup 8.0 no longer runs, and Homebuying 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Employment 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

Signed, Drained


DEAD DRAINED,

First, keep in mind, Girlfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Wife 1.0 is an operating system. It also has much, MUCH higher requirements, resources sufficient to run Girlfriend 5.0 flawlessly barely meets the minimum requirements to run Wife 1.0 in low-maintenance mode, for instance.

Please enter command butidoloveyouhoney.xml and update the Employment software to Executiveplus 13.2 or higher for maximum preformance. Running Jewellery and Flowers applications at the same time will amplify the desired effect.

If you cannot update the Employment software and do not have enough resources to run Jewellery or Flowers along with the command, or simply do not wish to update, then we recommend Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Spamming these applications may cause Wife 1.0 to unexpectedly crash, causing Divorce error which will do irreversible damage to your system so please try to update in the near future.

Whatever you do, DO NOT reinstall Girlfriend 5.0 program as if Wife 1.0 detects it, it will assume the Girlfriend program is a virus and crash, causing Divorce error.

In Summary, Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it requires a lot of maintenance and resources to keep it running on peak performance.

You might consider buying and upgrading your hardware to improve performance.

Good Luck!

Tech Support

These are the funny XD

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1999/mailgooglecom.gif

SPREAD THE WORLD PEOPLE!! THE BIRD IS THE WORD!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

This makes me lol everytime

What To Do If You Find An Atheist (http://www.kontraband.co.uk/pics/17433/What-To-Do-If-You-Find-An-Atheist/)

^ and where am i supposed to smile at...? :mellow:

Cute animals? :mellow:

At how stupid Christians are. And furbob, Peter Griffin is NEVER funny. Stewy on the other hand is great. But he's the only thing good about family guy, which is otherwise just a very laaaame show.

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o133/darkfire_faerie/CRABS.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f275/Recast22/Other/fail-owned-bargain-fail.jpg

At how stupid Christians are.

But that looked like it was done by a hateful athiest to make Christians look more obtuse than usual ;_;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIPGF-qpEhE&feature=related

This just made me laugh. Apparently the dialogue is from Halo.

Best prank call ever made in the history of man-kind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qZy6ARqGC4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIPGF-qpEhE&feature=related

This just made me laugh. The dialogue is from Halo.

Fixed.


Best prank call ever made in the history of man-kind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qZy6ARqGC4


Haha, that was GREAT! I hope the guy that got pranked watches that video.

Hehe, the prank call was pretty good. The guy on the other end was pretty good-natured and didn't hang up which was good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGvi7Bah6Mo

This one is funny, especially the hysterical woman XD

And what the heck, "get off the vent or be bent?" XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGvi7Bah6Mo

This one is funny, especially the hysterical woman XD

And what the heck, "get off the vent or be bent?" XD

I Love their vids. The WoW Nerds are the best one as he uses loop sounds effects.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wgSDTABf1I
Best one xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMVgARiE3Vs

Jinnai Tomonori. The Best of Japan.

That was freaking funny XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kmcpGwwwM0

The commentary is rather cynical, lol.

Let me say something about the Japanese:

They're fucking WEIRD! They're FREAKS!

I'm starting to wonder why so many people think they're awesome... oh wait, you're FREAKS too XD bwahahahaha *runs around mad*

oO

Did someone give Angelic sugar?

Nope, I just felt like saying how I really feel about all the weird shit that comes from Japan, yet a lot of people here treat Japanese people as deities. In my opinion, those people are just as insane.

Nope, I just felt like saying how I really feel about all the weird shit that comes from Japan, yet a lot of people here treat Japanese people as deities. In my opinion, those people are just as insane.

Not everyone in Japan is insane and some of them produce absolutely magical music. All my music idols are Japanese, but that's only because I like their music style and now culture as well. :)

But, I agree on an interpretation of what you said. Some toy items etc. that come out from Japan is absolutely insane, but in a good way. There was recently a "marriage bra" or something in Japan where there's a weeding ring in the middle of the bra and the woman gives it to the man of her dreams or something when she thinks she's found the one. When the ring is removed, an 8bit version of "here comes the bride" plays haha. Now that's insanity! Did you mean insane in that way?

I think insane as not right in the head, a loose screw in their head, crazy, weird, freakish.

Definately not in a good way. Also, if you would have bothered reading the thread properly you'd have noticed my first comment was about the Japanese wedding-march bra. It's just an utterly stupid idea that could only sprout in the head of a Japanese men, because face it, most of them are pretty desperate and pittiful.

Well, you're about to see Aussies who aren't straight in the head either.

Again, Hamish and Andy, Australia's favourite comedians, hits the streets of Tokyo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNOb6BMfkcA

MUST WATCH.

Harajuku Fashion LOL!

*Groan*

I'm soooo proud of my fellow Aussies XD

http://pleasedontreadthis.com/wp-content/no-standing.jpg

A priest is in a church on Saturday afternoon, hearing confessions.

A man walks in and kneels down and begins his confession - 'Father, it
has been two weeks since my last confession, and these are my sins. Last
night I had sex with Nookie Green.'

"'That is your sin?'

"'Yes, Father.'

"'You are forgiven. Go out and say one "Our Father."' The man leaves.

Soon, another enters and kneels. 'Father, it has been one month since my
last confession. These are my sins. I have had sex with Nookie Green
every week for the last month.'

The priest thinks to himself, This Nookie Green woman is fairly popular
with his male parishioners... 'Those are your sins?'

"Yes, Father.'

"You are forgiven. Go out and say three "Hail Mary's."' The man leaves.

Soon, another enters and kneels down. 'Father, it has been six months
since my last confession. These are my sins, I have had sex with Nookie
Green twice a week for the last six months.'

This time, the priest has to ask - 'Who is this Nookie Green?'

'Just a woman I know, Father.'

"'Very well--you are forgiven. Go out and say ten "Hail Mary's."'

The priest closes the church for the evening and leaves wondering who
this Nookie Green woman is . . .

The next morning, the priest is up in front of his congregation saying
mass. The doors fly open in the back of the church and in walks this
woman, a tall redhead with long gorgeous hair, a green sequin dress,
green sequined heels and a green hat with a long green feather coming
from it. She walks straight up the aisle and sits down in the front pew
right in front of the priest, her knees apart. The priest cannot help but
stop and stare.

He finally catches himself and leans over to ask the altar boy,
'Pssssst.. . . Is that Nookie Green?'
"The altar boy takes a long look and says, 'No, Father, I think it's just the
reflection off her shoes.'

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Old I know, but I still laughed. XD

http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyimages/1249.gif (http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/1249.html)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lVcA606XMA

condom commercial. XD

^ whaddafuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck........ ................... lol.

http://909sickle.com/s/t-rex-bird/t-rex-bird.png (http://909sickle.com/s/t-rex-bird/)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxdskI3uV3A

Lol, totally full of win. Quite a bit of swearing in it though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caaAzF_a58E

;53394']That's old XD I remember I saw one of a kid walking and he gets hit in the head with a dogeball and falls and I used to laugh so hard at it.

Similar thing happened to me... Except we were playing another game and I got hit in the head and was out... Fair enough. I was leaving the court and I got hit again by some idiot!

Some random quotes I collected...

"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."

"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."

"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody has read."

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."

"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."

"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear."

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."

"In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language."

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."

"Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody."

"The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them."

"It is easier to stay out than get out."

"Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more."

"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it."

"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug."

"It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it."

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."

"Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform."

"It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either."

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"Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!"

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Okay.

I was 100% sure we had a quotes thread.

Okay.

I was 100% sure we had a quotes thread.

But it's funny =P

Okay.

I was 100% sure we had a quotes thread.

That was the subtle joke you missed.

megaman rap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUEO9Mfmn4M&feature=rec-HM-r2)

random (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r9qM4aFDDU)

I got this of a birthday card. It's kinda gross.

"For my birthday I upgraded my phone to one of those new ones. You know, the ones that when you call it vibrates. How bout for a birthday gift you call me more often. Why haven't you called yet. Call me. Call me now. CALL ME DAMN IT!!!"

WoW loser (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc)

omg remote rape lol. Is that real?

o_0

See... WoW can make you want anal. Or at least the lack of WoW causes that.