"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us.
We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?

Actually, who are you not to be?
You are a child of God

Your playing small doesn't serve the world.
There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.

We are all meant to shine, as children do.
We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us.
It's not just in some of us, it's in everyone.

And as we let our own light shine,
we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same."

-Nelson Mandela (Inaugural Speech)

simply beautiful....My cousin quoted him today in a speech he gave at his graduation (He was Salutarian!! I'M SO PROUD!!! :D)

captn sparrow: me im dishonest. a dishonest person you can always trust to be dishonest. honestly.



mouse: if u close ur eyes, it almost feels like ur eating runny eggs'

apoc: 'bowl 'o snot...

mouse: u know what it really reminds me of? Tasty wheat. did u ever eat Tasty wheat?

apoc: but technically neather did u.

mouse: but thats exactly my point! how did the machines really know what tasty wheat really tasted like? mabe they got it wrong. mabe what they though tasty weat tasted like really tasted like oatmeal, or or tuna fish! it makes u wonder about a lot of things. take chicken for example. mabe they couldnt figure out what chicken tasted like, thats why chickes tastes like everything-

apoc: mouse, shut up.

if i did mistakes in those quotes abose, sorry, i did those off the top of my head.

"Doe!!!"

- We all need to believe there is hope - from Shiis song (this song is sooooo beatiful :cry: )

It's not Shii's though, whoever made that flash nicked the song from somewhere else.

you're right, it's "winds nocturne" from the game Lunar, however i thought it could be considered with that nick too :rolleyes:

there is nothing more patriotic that an idiot - Rodriguez (1828)

"Medical Staff: Fighting Natural Selection Every Day."

"-You might as well ask how many angels can dance on a head of a pin"

The Stand

"Sojiro looked at them, smiling as widely as the Cheshire Cat doing bong hits"

dont ask me where i found this.

this one's more of a poem, but oh well:

"The clock of life is wound but once
And no man has the power
To tell just when the hands will stop
At late or early hour.
Now is the only time you own,
Live, love, toil with a will.
Place no faith in 'tomorrow' for
The clock may then be still."

"People like to say stuff tastes like chicken,
I like to say stuff tastes like itself."

or slightly edited;

I like to say that chicken tastes like everything else...

also the one from my siggy, among others

"One's trash is another's treasure"

"I want to tell you something Mark, something you do not yet know. The universe will expand, and it will collapse back on itself, then will expand again. It will repeat this process forever. What you don't know is that when the universe expands again, everything will be as it is now. Whatever mistakes you make this time around, you will live through on your next pass. Every mistake you make, you will live through again, and again, forever. So my advice to you is to get it right this time around. Because this time is all you have..."

"I got scared cause i thought someone was sexing behind me..."
- My Friend, Donna (In a conversation about what the world would be like if the word "walk" was replaced witht he word "sex"....yeah I know, we're dorks XD)

"These balls are making me testy"Bender from futurama (Omg if you dont see the humor in that)

"I can teach music theory. But only God teaches composition." - Paul Hindemith

"There are two different ways to work with flour: one is with yeast and the other, without. With yeast, the flour rises quickly, but without it, the flour has time to breathe and then rises on its own. I find that to be endearing. I need to learn to be the kind of person that doesn't need the yeast."

-Kim Sam Soon (from a Korean drama I'm watching) ^^

^ nice.

Here are some of my favorite quotes that pertains to happiness~ :)

"Even a happy life cannot be measured without a measure of darkness, and the word happy would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. It is far better to take things as they come along with patience and equnimity." -Carl Jung

"When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us." -Helen Keller

"Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you." -Nathaniel Hawthorne

"tell a man that there are thousands of universes beyond the stars and he'll beleve you
tell him that a bench has wet paint and he'll have to touch it to beleve.

something like that ... I dont think that the wording is correct but its close!

Those are some great quotes, Ellesig!


"When you pity someone, you tap into the feeling of their pain to make yourself feel human. When you love someone you tap into their pain because care about them, and can't bear the thought of them dealing with it alone."

"There is no truth, only what we have yet to prove false."

"We can't allow any doubts or uncertainties to hold us back. What if all humans did? What if mankind had run at the first sight of fire all those millenia ago? They would have never gotten burned, but also been deprived of the infinite opportunities that fire held."

"We do what we can, because we can't do anything else."


-- Andrew Kenway, rl friend.

It's Ludwig van Beethoven


It's Ludwig von Beethoven if my memory serves me correctly

You're both correct. There's variations on his name, it just depends what language prespective you take I suppose. :think:


Anyway, my favourite quote is from the film Kill Bill:
'I could see the faces of the c**ts who did this to me and this d***s responsible.'
Such emotion in that line, it's brilliant.

But if you were meaning favourite quoting in general: Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.

Erm.. his name is Ludwig van Beethoven, I rest my case =P

OK, perhaps it might just have been a general mistake through history. For example, Fur Elise wasn't originally entitled that way. Beethoven had terrible hand-writing and sometimes the publishers made mistakes. That could be another reason to explain it, but I'm not too sure.

my favourite quotes are: 'If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done'
'If you say little things don't bother you, then try sleeping with a mozzie chewing on your toe' ' One night, I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thinking...... WHERE THE HELL IS MY ROOF?'

haha. i am just so amused about the conv regarding Beethovan's name. my my, wouldnt Beethovan be honoured that people are arguing over his name even after he's been dead for such a long time? haha, i would, but that's just me.

anyway, favourite quote? mine would be
-famous last words: No, no the window ledge is safe to lean on.

and there a millions more of nice quotes. but i just cant seem to remember them all

" Its Mandatory To Grow Old But Its Optional to Grow Up " - Sry I Dont Know

Rather fond of:

"It's the same time it was when you asked me 5 minutes ago... ONLY 5 MINUTES LATER!!" - Squiggle and Mine's friend when we kept nagging her about the time since we were in a horribly boring maths lesson XD

"I can make the impossible possible." - Mu La Flaga, Gundam SEED

:cry:

just made these up...(I think...)

"Man has tried for millenia to find the importance of the universe... Yet, still, he cannot find the importance of his own existance..."


"Death comes swiftly, no matter how fast or slow your life is going in comparison."


"To each his own."

"People ask me sometimes, 'What do you see in the future?'.
I tell them, 'I see only the present, for that is the future.'"

"To gain a bad habit requires work. To lose one requires more work."

the chinese quote i made up in my sig

Neerolyte :: Simplified Chinese!? Bastage. Even though I understand only half.. sounds nice. ^^
Typical for a young asian man. :P On another note you may or may not want to include a translation.

"As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he." - James Allen, author of 'As A Man Thinketh'.

On the subject of self-made quotes, here's one I'd like to offer:

"In my opinion, it's a fact."

This quote is so Zen, indeed, that I'm sending it to compete with Donald Rumsfeld's Zen poetry (http://slate.msn.com/id/2081042/). :)

"sometimes people forget that they have the courage to live. But, as long as they have something in their hearts to believe in, that courage will never vanish."

"The only thing more painful than getting hurt is giving up on tomorrow and lying to yourself. "

btw, nice quote Neerolyte, and you made it up yourself! ^^

Neerolyte :: Simplified Chinese!? Bastage. Even though I understand only half.. sounds nice. ^^
Typical for a young asian man. :P On another note you may or may not want to include a translation.

"As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he." - James Allen, author of 'As A Man Thinketh'.

He may want to include a translation or I might think it says "Angelic is a lousy bastard" and give him a kick in the rear for it ;)

There're two typos in Neerolyte's quote. :mellow: 谓 -> 为 得->的

"Love", how many people has this word hurt, how many people has this word changed? How many question marks, how much pain is there in one simple sentence of "I Love You"? But this sentence just rolls of the tongue, just like that, without any care of how other people thinks.

Not strictly accurate (if at all), subjected to personal interpretation.

"When Angels are forced out of heaven, they become Devils"_ Cowboy bebop
and my sig too...

'Shatner stealing Mexico touchers!'

Canadian life-gaurd to an American life-gaurd

There're two typos in Neerolyte's quote. :mellow: 谓 -> 为 得->的

"Love", how many people has this word hurt, how many people has this word changed? How many question marks, how much pain is there in one simple sentence of "I Love You"? But this sentence just rolls of the tongue, just like that, without any care of how other people thinks.

Not strictly accurate (if at all), subjected to personal interpretation.


oh thank you...but i can never use 得 and 的 correctly

"Some see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not."
(Don't know who said it)

"Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are"
-unknown

I heard this quote when I got my dog in 1999 and it's been my favourite ever since.

"the point of war is not to die for your country. its to make that other son of a bitch die for his"
-George Patton

Saw this earlier while I was out: "Friends are family you choose."

''why fear death, if life brings death..''

"Life is what you make of it"

May your life be like toilet paper...long and useful.

Expect nothing, live frugally on surprise.

May your life be like toilet paper...long and useful.

and full of shit? :heh:

I have no wiseguy quotes ready yet ;__;

and full of shit? :heh:

lol, yeah basically, yeah.

"The diamond that basketh in the light shineth on a multitude"- Andra Smith

"Some see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not."
(Don't know who said it)

George Bernard Shaw =)

*laughs at toilet quote*

~

"All love is unrequited. All of it."

i want to break free
*song by queen*

anything from napoleon dynamite
anything from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"shut up brain or i'll poke you with a q-tip" -homer simpson

"We don’t like the frog and it brings me out in hives. I go red. The point is that little thing should have its legs chopped off and I’d like to eat them in a restaurant."[11] - Chris Martin, frontman for Coldplay, on his band's chart battle with the Crazy Frog in May 2005.

"it's only a flesh wound"
"come back here or i'll bite your kneecaps off!!!"
"i see but i don't see, precisely, ironically to my philosophy" (ask the scribe gedtag for this one)

"The arses on the trousers aren't very tight. They're very loose and baggy and I like tight trousers. And the shoes - the shoes have got a bit of a heel, and it's a strange sensation for a man. Especially when you're running.' He mimes a mincing trot. 'I am mighty Hornblower! Watch me run like a girl!"
-Ioan Gruffudd on his tv series role as Captain Horatio Hornblower

"Oh, well Cheetos doesnt look like its spelt right untill a leapord is placed over it"

Me, when I had to google CHEETOS because I was wondering what they were.

"if im a nobaody, and nobaody's purfuct, does that make me purfuct?"
love it!!

nothing will change if you don't do anything, even if it's just a very small step, it will definitely be connected to the future - Sakura-hime from Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle ( Chapter 24 - page 14 ) ^_^

"You guys are really making something out of nothing. Let them have their racial pride if they have nothing better to take pride in." - Zach about extreme Asian pride.

“…it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.” -Homer Simpson

"Rogue: Are you gonna kill me?
Magneto: (short pause) … Yes." -X-Men Movie

"There is no point in introducing me to the dead." -Rurouni Kenshin

"The more I study the more I learn.
The more I learn the more I know.
The more I know the more I forget.
The more I forget the less I know.
So why study since the more I study the less I know?" -I forgot

"The more I study the more I learn.
The more I learn the more I know.
The more I know the more I forget.
The more I forget the less I know.
So why study since the more I study the less I know?" -I forgot

I've seen this quote and it's so true.

"You guys are really making something out of nothing. Let them have their racial pride if they have nothing better to take pride in." - Zach about extreme Asian pride.
Zach wins. B)

Peter: My cereal is saying something. "Ooooo...."
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

It somthing of that sorts. Its from family guy, love that show. XD

Mark Twain once said:

"What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it."

"Man cannot obtain something without giving up something in return.
To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.
This is alchemy's first law, the law of Equivalent Exchange."- Alphonse Elric, Full Metal Alchemist ~

"With great power comes great responsibility"

XD
i'm sure you kno where that's from

"With great power comes great responsibility"

XD
i'm sure you kno where that's from

Spiderman, attributed to Stan Lee. (One of my favorites too!)

My friend's msn s/n made me laugh: Why must unreasonable infatuation with monkeys be questioned?

"Everyone's a stupid fuck unless otherwise proven." - man of infinite wisdom

Much love. <3

I dunno if someone already did this one, but it my favorite.

"Do unto others like you would like them to do unto you... Right, more like, Do unto others before they do unto you." - Unknown to me :think:

Anyways, this is me favorite.

Some people call me overprepared, paranoid, maybe even a little crazy... But they never met a precambrian lifeform now did they?

"I reject the reality and substitue my own!" Adam Savage - Mythbusters

"I´m just an ordinary Japanese guy " - Ryu
from The street Fighter Anime (dubbed in English) aahahahaa

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.

-Aldous Huxley

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent.

-Victor Hugo

*nods* :bigsmile:

"What I have shown you is reality. What you choose to remember... that is the illusion."

..i think that was by Sephiroth....

Open your soul and i will have already shown you where true power derives- wise man

Here's one I found that my msn contacts should be familiar with: "Her kisses left something to be desired - the rest of her"

now that i like

"The best portion of a good man's life, his little, nameless, unremembered acts, of kindness and of love". by William Wordsworth

"...just as discretion was the better part of valour, so was cowardice the better part of discretion, he valiantly hid himself in a cupboard." (Life, the Universe, and Everything)

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"

"It doesn't matter what cards I have if I know what cards you have."

"To know is to know that you know nothing"

"Difficult is what can be done immediately, the impossible takes longer" -don't know

"Some dream of what is and ask why, others dream of what isn't and ask why not."-DN

"Though love is troublesome, we are grateful for it." Shakespeare

"The angels are brighter still, though the brightest fell." Shakespeare

"Guns don't kill people, the government does." Dale Gribble

Me: You finally spelt prefer right =]
Nightmare: It's not prefir?
Me: no... =P
Nightmare: Fuck you, stupid Swedish guy who can speak better English than me.

~

XD Ah, that was a good laugh indeed

*laughs at above quote*

"Loneliness is always looking for a friend. It found me once and it's been with me since then...'

This quote was said from someone who I actually dislike ^^. I already know why he's lonely (because he's such a jerk :3)

"Difficult is what can be done immediately, the impossible takes longer" -don't know

"The Difficult we do immediately. The Impossible takes a little longer." - an unofficial SeaBees (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SeaBees) (U.S. Navy Construction Battalion) motto

Life is a sexually transmitted terminal illness.

*Points to signature*

"shit happens"

"To not practice is to fail. To not fail is to practice." - Eh... seen on a poster, though I think I changed it.

"Fill a person with love for themselves [as in flatter him/her], and what runs over will be your share" - Jerome K. Jerome

"Who's using my materia?" Just guess~ :shifty:

"To he that utilizes intensities to insure tips bail
Verily I say unto you, beware the buoyancy of the scale" Super wise man

"Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day...
Teach a man how to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime....." Unknown

^ Origin is a Chinese proverb.

“There’s only one you for all time, fearlessly be yourself.” - Anthony Rapp

another chinese proverb, see if anyone gets it. (might not be as accurate)

"A country can change rather easily, but to change someone's personality is extremely difficult"

ack =.=

“In order to be able to survive, you have to be willing to die.”

Daniel Negreanu quoting some famous poker player.

"When someone gets hurt, it's not funny. It's hilarious." - Seen on a T-Shirt.

"When someone gets hurt, it's not funny. It's hilarious." - Seen on a T-Shirt.
I believe it goes like this:

"It's only funny until someone gets hurt -- then it's hilarious." :stoned:

“There’s only one you for all time, fearlessly be yourself.” - Anthony Rapp
Wow, that's an awesome quote

Yes, sure. Although, because it's just a T-shirt slogan, they might change it around. But, I suppose that is the original quote.

"There's no place like nowhere." -anonymous

"This is great, I have a chicken-wuss and a guy who just reached puberty in my squad."
-Seifer Almasy, Final Fantasy VIII

"I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them." - Unkown to me :think:

Me: You finally spelt prefer right =]
Nightmare: It's not prefir?
Me: no... =P
Nightmare: Fuck you, stupid Swedish guy who can speak better English than me.

~

XD Ah, that was a good laugh indeed

Haha, you get all your good quotes from me. I make you the quote king! Just wait, though, till I quote you!

"Getting high meant swinging at the playground. The worst thing you could get from boys was cooties. Mom was your hero and dad was the boy you were going to marry. Your worst enemies were your siblings. The only drug you knew of was cough medicine & the only thing you smoked was the tired on your bike. The only think that hurt were skinned knees & the only thing thatcould get broken were your toys. Race issues were who ran the fastest. War was a card game. Life was simple and care free, but what i remember the most was wanting to grow up." - I have no idea.

"Baby book... My baby book... OH!! Look how SQUISHY I was!" -Piper (Charmed)

That show is quite amusing..

"I think, therefore we have nothing in common."

"I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees."

"I think, therefore we have nothing in common."

Haha, that's a good one.. I should use it on some of my friends. *grin* They'd... well.. acctually agree.. heh

"I love you"

-a lot of people.

"I love you"

-a lot of people.


And saddly missused most of the time.. ;.;

unfortunatly..

"If I don't take this, souls won't take this and if souls don't take this who's going to take this" wise man

"If you don't control yourself, your self will control you" (something like that...) - Anonymous?...

XD thats the one on your msn thingy!

EDIT: sorry, that was at diamond..

lol ya ((Shh, if people know I said it then it won't have as much affect))

"I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics" (I don't know who said it... but it sure did make me laugh)

XD nice!
Lesse, a quote..

"Oh great, I'm getting my turds wangled!"
~My friend at school

My favorite quote: "When you do something right, no one will know that you've done anything at all" - Bender form the show Futurama ^-^

"Call this toll free number @ 0800-OMG-I SPOT A NARUTARD AND I NEED HELP RIGHT NOW!"

- Narutard flash giving instructions on what number to call when you see a Narutard.

"You have waaay too much time on your hands. Why don't you do your geometry homework or masturbate or something?"

-Nick DiBattista

"I use my tentacles to... well, do tentacly things to people"

- some cosplayer in some video I found on the internet once

"I'm gonna be drunk till the next time I'm drunk"
- Floging Molly in the song 'Fuck you, I'm drunk'

"Boo you Whore"
-supposed to be from a movie.. but I've never seen it..
A lot of fellow flutes in my band say it.. It's quite amusing.

Piper: "I'm being stalked by psyco killers... and I hide in the shower?!"

"Where are we going my lord"....Rin from Inuyasha

Rin is so cute!!

"I'm not one or the other -- not really a demon, not really human. I'm not either, that's all. There was no place for me, so I had to make one for myself. Then I realized; I had a place, but I was the only one in it. I didn't know any other way to live." - InuYasha ("Jinenji, Kind yet Sad")

I wish I'd heard this while in school. It would have made my life so much more bearable...

My signature. The second quote.

"why were in that stall for 10 minutes?........"

-me to a friend in the locker room XD

"I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on" (don't know who said it first)

Oh lisa, Vampires arnt real. They are made up like goblins, elfs, grmlins and eskamos.

"It seems I'm a better teacher than I thought..." *dies* (Emporer Sun Li, Jade Empire) OR my signature (a McDougal saying in Scotland)

"ひとりでかえれ、バカ"

"Go home by yourself, idiot" - Il Palazzo (Excel Saga)

Just the way he says it in the series made me crack up completely for some reason XD

my sig!!!:lol:

"Sometimes you are the bug, and sometimes you are the windshield." - Anonymous

"Friendship is like a piss in the pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth!"
~Some old codger with a sick sick mind, I'm sure.

"I'M SO SORRY! I APOLOGIZE TO THE WHOLE WORLD!" - Ritsu Sohma, Fruits Basket.

'Wait! We can't stop *here*! This is bat countrie!' - Johnnie Deph in 'Fear and Looting in Las Vegas' (gotta love that movie^^)

"What is this? A center for ANTS?!" - Zoolander

"Your Pleasure, that's all we care about" - Condom commercial

"Love is giving, and it has nothing to do with what you receive."

"The ice age is not comming, you f****** miserable c***"
That Oasis singer commenting on Thom Yorke

:lol:

"I don't run from you, I walk away slowly... And it kills me because you don't care enough to stop me" -- something I saw on someone's blog as an icon.

Very explanitory in a lot of situations.

"I just love sparring! It's like having a conversation, except with weapons!"
"Magic can't be that hard! As far as I can tell, it's just a bunch of arm waving and shouting gibberish!"

Dozla, Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones.

Dozla always cracks me up. XD

"Back in my day we had good and clean fun. Every now and again there might be a little poke or peak. But, shit, you teenagers now put the 'whore' in hormones!!!"

"YOU TAINTED THE INTERNET WITH SOFTCORE PORN!"

Ugh, I probably posted this once or twice. I'll do it again just for fsck's sake.


"Life is full of problems, troubles, irrationality and inconsistency, isn't it.
But,
In life we also have hope that we can get rid of all those.

Even if we are 1 or 2 steps behind, all we have to do is take 3 steps more.
Don't keep stamping on the same ground, don't look back.
Just focus on one point, go straight ahead, go on ahead earnestly.

Move forward move forward, walk on walk on." - Miyavi

"Football is like sex where the player trying to penetrate through the defense of the opponent to get to the destinations"

"Football is like homosexual activity where a bunch of guys shows their homosexual sides on the field"

Quotes from english prof while he was teaching this...dude's philosphy

"Yin and yang are the one in the same... The extreme of yang, (life) cancer, causes death... and the extreme of Yin is rebirth...

"um..what's that basketball team? um...i think it was the Chicago Cows?" - by some guy in Europe

My signature. True about playing/writing music.

"Things have a tendency to not go your way..."

How true.

"why am i dying to live if i'm living to die" -tupac
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')
"all that's left after school is knwoledge" einstein
"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell." Aldous Huxley

that's all that comes to mind right now

"silly rabbit, dicks are for chicks"

-various students at wolcott high school

"Stop exploding you cowards!" >_<

"People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward: 'I'm such a klutz!' But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver."
-George Carlin

"What if God was one of us?"
That just popped into my head so I had to say it, well sorta'

"Mein Herz schwebt in Blut! That means 'My heart swims in blood'"
"Yeah..."

"If I die first It won't be as bad... It'll take me sometime to fight through hell to find you in heaven." -Yui Okamura (My orabuni)

"What if God was one of us?"
That just popped into my head so I had to say it, well sorta'

"If God was one of us, He wouldn't be God!" - Bill Maher ("Politically Incorrect")

If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done - my own

"Some people cry and some people die
By the wicked ways of love;
But I’ll just keep on rollin’ along"

Robert Plant in "Heartbreaker"

our prof was reading Alan Dundee's analogy of Football

"The objective of football in the mind of Alan Dundee is simply to penetrate and get to the END ZONE as many times as possible in a game, or penetrate deeper than your opponent. So basically screw the opponent more than they screw you. And occasionaly you will hear the commentator say things like "that's how far they will penetrate!", or "TOUCHDOWN!""

"Every day is a brand-new adventure when you have a five-minute memory span."

~me summing myself up

"Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!"

~Strong Bad, TGS vol. 10

"If God was one of us, He wouldn't be God!" - Bill Maher ("Politically Incorrect")
LOL I like that one too even though I have never heard it before it is really funny.:lol:
I got a new one guess who said it!!
-=the Sting=- says:
"hmm... What you don't know.. you can't miss ........."

"Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other. "

"Religious war is stupid; it's just groups of people fighting over who has the better imaginary friend" (read in a quote book yesterday)

"Talent is what a man posses. But, genious is what posses a man."
- Scientists quoting L.v. Beethoven

"If you can experience a lifetime of happiness in two years you've got a lifetime of sorrow ahead of you"

Like im serous, thats deep dude...

"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." - Edward Abbey

You are insignificant!
You are a coward!
You are a great disappointment to your mother and I!
Yes!DIE!DIE!
I am the most amazing man in the world
By Dave of The Punisher

"silly rabbit, dicks are for chicks"

-various students at wolcott high school

sorry dude but it's "silly faggot, dicks are for chicks"

<_<

Silly straight kids, dicks arnt for shes

-Radical Dreamer

~

NICE ONE WARNEY!!!~

-Clockwerk

"Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward."
-George Carlin


Appropriate for Thanksgiving: "The funny thing about Thanksgiving, or any huge meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it and then chopping and cooking and braising and blanching. Then it takes 20 minutes to eat it and everybody sort of sits around in a food coma, and then it takes four hours to clean it up."
-Ted Allen

Focus on the moment
Don't think
Feel
Trust your instincts

Why, shut my mouth and paint me red!
Why, shoot the horse and slap me silly!
Why, stomp on frogs and shove a crowbar up my nose!

~from a Garfield strip

"You can outflop me, but you can't outplay me." - Scotty Nguyen

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-Peter Griffin

That take a while to do? nah, prolly not.. good quotes ive seen so far.. -most

" I like the rain because it hides my tears"

U cant fool the foolish
And u cant outsmart the smartest
But u can beat both if u r the boss

"I'm just trying to dance, boy"

Fergie in "my humps"

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"Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart."
-Confucius
"Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous."
-Confucius
"You always pass failure on the way to success."
-Mickey Rooney
"In the arena of human life the honours and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities."
-Aristotle
"This above all: to thine own self be true; And it must follow, as the night the day; Thou canst not then be false to any man."
-William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), 'Hamlet,' Act I, Scene iii

"In all that you do, do it with excellence" my dad

"This is my simple religion. No need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy.
Your own mind, your own heart, is the temple; your philosophy is simple kindness."

- The Dalai Lama

"Even Jesus got tired'

"Eat a live toad in the morning, and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day." - one of my mom's favorites.

"only the soul that loves is happy" -Goethe
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressable is music" -Aldous Huxley

Guess what my favorite anime is :heh:

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Soujiro: The strong survive. The weak die. But... is it really that bad to be weak?
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Soujiro Hiko: Boy, your name?
Kenshin Himura: Shinta.
Soujiro Hiko: Not quite appropriate for a warrior. You shall be known as Kenshin from now on.
Kenshin Himura: Ken-shin?
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Hajime Saito: I'll kill you now.
Kenshin Himura: "I'll kill you now"? That's my line.

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Sanosuke Sagara (Zanza): You guys are so weak. If I were to fight you I'd be oppressing the weak. Here, I'll fight you with one hand.
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Tomoe: So you kill people that you think should die. Or rather, you've entrusted that decision to your leaders.

Kenshin: It's better that I do not know why they should die. Doing so would disrupt my concentration.

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Landlady: [referring to Tomoe] She may have had some trouble in the past but I'm not letting that bother me. If I kicked out everyone who's had a bad history, I wouldn't have any servants or clients.

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Katsura: In y my homeland there was a man named Takasugi. He's a good man but sometimes he has a tendency to enjoy behaving wildly. But he has a good woman to control his behavior like a sheath holds a sword. Her name is Uno.
Tomoe: A sheath?
Katsura: A sheath to hold the blade Himura.

Never let a fool kiss you and never let a kiss fool you...
~unknown.

"Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it."
- Confucius

"Throw me a freakin' bone here people..."

"One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present."

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else" - Will Rogers

"My name is Roy"-Blood elf Warcraft III (keep clicking on those heros folks...)

"2 beer, or not 2 beer"

"Its easy to be wise, just think of something stupid and don't say it"
~unknown

Don't be afraid of somthing new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the titanic."
~unknown

"This is like deja vu all over again.."
"The future ain't what it used to be."
"You'd better cut the pizza into four because I don't think I can eat six."
"I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
"Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical."
"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going because you might not get there."
"I don't want to make the wrong mistake."
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is."
"You can observe a lot just by watching."
"Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
-Yogi Berra, baseball coach.

"I have been waiting for Justice to grow within you, from the moment I laid my eyes on you. What deveoped between faith and revenge, was Justice. It has caused this much death, due to love. And that is who you are."

~Aion, Chrno Crusade 20 - 19:17

english class amusement during the middle of a CAPT assessment:

Kulvi "what's its called when you're afraid of cockroaches?"

Ryan "cockaphobia?"

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LOL! That's a good one Muffin!

Lemme think......"You get what you deserve" -The Exies even though it's a song....I still like it!

"run for teh instance!!!"

"lol made it"

-WoW player

My mom always told me

"It takes two men to do one women's job..."

It's based off the concept that a woman can use both sides of her brain while a man can only use one at a time. That's why it's so easy for girls to share their feelings (cry and talk at the same time) while most guys find it hard to...so yeah...there's some facts for you hehehe

just before the holidays we got some maths grades back from some exams we did. lots of people did badly ( including me, i got a C) and our maths teacher said

'it would seem revision is a foreign entity to most of you'

it made us laugh because whats wrong with 'i can see some people didn't revise'?

"We inhabit ourselves without valuing ourselves, unable to see that here, now, this very moment is sacred; but once it's gone -- its value is incontestable. "
Joyce Carol Oates.....I think I'm in love. :wub:

"Our house is made of glass . . . and our lives are made of glass; and there is nothing we can do to protect ourselves. "

"Where we come from in America no longer signifies. It's where we go, and what we do when we get there, that tells us who we are. "

"When you're 50 you start thinking about things you haven't thought about before. I used to think getting old was about vanity -- but actually it's about losing people you love. Getting wrinkles is trivial. "

It's like we share a brain...and hers is 1,000,000,000xs better at expressing itself. lol

"life is a hack"

~a little gamer by the name of thomas thut

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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

-Dave Barry

There are only 2 infinities in This world - the univerese and human stupidity.Im just not too sure about the first one.

-Annonomous

Thom Yorke: Everybody in da house clap your hands!!
Audience: *clapping*
Thom Yorke: Fucking hell, it works!!!!

"OMG WALL HAX" - cs geeks

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.

Friedrich Nietzsche

There are only 2 infinities in This world - the univerese and human stupidity.Im just not too sure about the first one.

-Annonomous

that wasn't anonymous, that was einstein! seriously it was. it was mentioned in school.:P

Never confuse movement with action by ben franklin and I think that is so true

"Teastaioinn cineal uaim"
~Kyle Sherman

Translation:
im horny

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XD seriously? lol muffin *bad boy*

"People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them."
- Anatole France

"The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower."

not my personal opinion, but it is quite funny...

'lifes a bitch, then you marry one'.

ah nice one shez i like it. Now how about

"If life is a test then i want a cheat sheet."

OMG Pikachow that one rox my sox......in case you were wondering

"Be true to your work, your word, and your friend."
-Henry David Thoreau
I think I'm gonna live by this one.

"I try to compensate her lack of love with coffee cake"

Motion City Soundtrack in "the future freaks me out"

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"Life is is a party... and im not invited" ~ Jonas Gardell

If life throws you a lemon...
Bust out the tequla and salt!!!

"When life gives you lemons, squirt 'em on lobster!"

This time, I delight you with more than one quote. Enjoy.

... (Everyone knows who Chuck Norris is... right...)


"When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. "

"Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. "

"Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO."

"On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. "

"Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris. "

"Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris" "

This time, I delight you with more than one quote. Enjoy.

... (Everyone knows who Chuck Norris is... right...)


"When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. "

"Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. "

"Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO."

"On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. "

"Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris. "

"Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris" "

Apparently his tears can also cure cancer. WTH is up with people and Chuck Norris?! *giggles*

"WTH is up with people and Chuck Norris?"

All right. I won't post any more Chuck Norris quotes.

"A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors. " - William Ralph Inge

My mom always told me

"It takes two men to do one women's job..."

It's based off the concept that a woman can use both sides of her brain while a man can only use one at a time. That's why it's so easy for girls to share their feelings (cry and talk at the same time) while most guys find it hard to...so yeah...there's some facts for you hehehe

In that case, women should do all the work since they are so efficient and men should just kick back and relax?

"YesPanda: PANDA BEAM EXU GO! *WOOOOOOSH*
YesPanda: lasers pew pew pew
YesPanda: pew pew pew
YesPanda: peeeeeeeeeeeew pew pewp
YesPanda: bzzzzzt
YesPanda: *smashes random things*
mirandahinata: ....."


*rolls on floor laughing* why can't people be more like that?

edit: I have found another!!

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." ~Calvin Trillin

that would suck big time!

*poke me and die*
I got this from my friend, he was a bit *big*...

"Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach... teach gym." - From the movie School of Rock

Oh oh u gotta love this one
Ur wrong
Ur dead wrong son
I know im not born of this world
I know i came from mars but tell u what dog
In this world
There is no best
There is no worst
there is no rich
There is no poor
There is no big
There is no small
There is no high
There is no low
(sigh)
For in this world
There is only uhhh
Know what?
U tell me whats in Earth
Cuz i came here only 2 days ago

"BAM!" - Emeril

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"Get off the car a road's coming!" <-- friend shouted that across the street at
me!
"Brains don't have fish" <-- another stupid quote by my friend

Stop it!
Ur gonna drown the fish!
Idiot!

By Me

"Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield."

Dont bug the bugs
Unless u want to be bugged by the bugs
and send u crying to the bug shop
to buy and free the other bugs
and turn ur house into a Bugs' Beer BugHouse

"Whatever will be, will be"
"Whatever happens, happens"- Zelos Wilder, Tales Of Symphonia

"Que sera, sera."
"High school girls, high school girls, all for me, high school girls." -Shigure Sohma

"Loneliness is always looking for a friend. It found me once and it's been with me since then..." -by a person who shall only be known as "The Doctor"

"That is so fetch!" - Gretchen from Mean GIrls (I dun even know why I like that)
"To thine be self be true" or something like that. I forgot what it was and whom it came from.

" So sorry boy, it appears your second wish has been benied!" - Kingdom Hearts

Or:

" You... have no dignity"- Dudley- Street Fighter: 3rd Strike

::translated from japanese show::
He-hello... I love you and I want to be with you... what oh... I'm sorry... Is your daughter at home? I see, may you tell her something for me? I llllllove you vvvvvery much and I gave up my life for you bbbbbut I cccccan't be someone I'm not... Yes I understand it won't mean the samething coming from you. No I'd rather not wait till she gets home... you know what? I have her cell phone I'll go call that. Thank you.
... Hello? I I I llllove you and I don't want you ttttto marry him! Oh... Hello again... I must have dialed wrong. ssssssorry
... Please don't stay with him! I love you! .... she left her cell phone at home? She's an important business woman why would she leave it? .... what?! No I wasn't seriously asking you to leave your husband. Ppppplease just tell your daughter. ... no I don't mean tell her I asked you to leave your husband I mean tell her I called... fine! I'll call her myself. Where is she? What do you mean she's with a guy? At a bar?!
.... hello is there a young lady at the bar? I'm sorry I hit redial by accident >_<
agh... nevermind I'll go find her. What do you mean they won't let me in? I'm perfect for your daughter! I did not ask you to leave your husband! Okay maybe I did.. but still... I'll just... I don't know call later.... I guess.
... Hello? yes this is he. Oh! Hhhhi... umm... how was yyyyour day out?
Oh okay bye...
...Wait please I love you I'm sorry I forgot to say it... but I couldn't say it before. What do you mean she just left? I'll come over please tell her to wait.
::at the door before he looks at who answers:: I love you please accept my love and believe me in what I say. Oh... uh... hi... is your daughter home? What do you mean she ran away when she saw me saying that to you? You have to be kidding... You told her I told you to leave your husband?! Agh...
Yes that was a long quote but it was a funny 15 minute parody

::translated from japanese show::
He-hello... I love you and I want to be with you... what oh... I'm sorry... Is your daughter at home? I see, may you tell her something for me? I llllllove you vvvvvery much and I gave up my life for you bbbbbut I cccccan't be someone I'm not... Yes I understand it won't mean the samething coming from you. No I'd rather not wait till she gets home... you know what? I have her cell phone I'll go call that. Thank you.
... Hello? I I I llllove you and I don't want you ttttto marry him! Oh... Hello again... I must have dialed wrong. ssssssorry
... Please don't stay with him! I love you! .... she left her cell phone at home? She's an important business woman why would she leave it? .... what?! No I wasn't seriously asking you to leave your husband. Ppppplease just tell your daughter. ... no I don't mean tell her I asked you to leave your husband I mean tell her I called... fine! I'll call her myself. Where is she? What do you mean she's with a guy? At a bar?!
.... hello is there a young lady at the bar? I'm sorry I hit redial by accident >_<
agh... nevermind I'll go find her. What do you mean they won't let me in? I'm perfect for your daughter! I did not ask you to leave your husband! Okay maybe I did.. but still... I'll just... I don't know call later.... I guess.
... Hello? yes this is he. Oh! Hhhhi... umm... how was yyyyour day out?
Oh okay bye...
...Wait please I love you I'm sorry I forgot to say it... but I couldn't say it before. What do you mean she just left? I'll come over please tell her to wait.
::at the door before he looks at who answers:: I love you please accept my love and believe me in what I say. Oh... uh... hi... is your daughter home? What do you mean she ran away when she saw me saying that to you? You have to be kidding... You told her I told you to leave your husband?! Agh...
Yes that was a long quote but it was a funny 15 minute parody
LOL! That is funny. Hehehehe

"I´ll be back" - I´m like woot!

Here's a couple of my favorite quotes:


Don't hold to anger, hurt or pain.
They steal your energy and keep you from love.

"Music isn't just learning notes and playing them,
You learn notes to play to the music of your soul."

"I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government." -Woody Allen

These are some of my favourites

1. "English must not be her first language"-Calvin and Hobbes
2. Moe : Hey! You took my favourite swing!
Calvin : That's true Moe. And how about that?
3. "You're not sorry. If you were sorry, you won't be doing it."

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These are some of my favourites

1. "English must not be her first language"-Calvin and Hobbes
2. Moe : Hey! You took my favourite swing!
Calvin : That's true Moe. And how about that?3. "You're not sorry. If you were sorry, you won't be doing it."

^_^