Sorry..i'm a quotemaniac lol, i love quotes, so share ur quotes here ^_^

My fav quotes:

"People don't lack strength, they lack will"

My favorite quote would be a conversation between me and Nightmare.

Me: Hey, have you heard Moonlight Sonata? It's Ludwig van Beethoven.

Nightmare. Oh, is he Beethoven's brother or something..?

--

=_=

It's Ludwig von Beethoven if my memory serves me correctly :think:

"...Winning is a habit. Unfortunatly, so is losing..."

~A famous football coach.
Vince Lombardi, I think. I've got a picture with one of his famous speeches in it. I can't seem to find it right now. Then again I can't find anything with all these boxes around.

[/QUOTE]Me: Hey, have you heard Moonlight Sonata? It's Ludwig van Beethoven.

Nightmare. Oh, is he Beethoven's brother or something..?[QUOTE]


HAHAHAHAHAHA funny funny funny!!!!



Man i really like Victor Hugo's quotes, especially his quotes about life

DAMN IT!!! i returned this book i lend from the library, which had his collection of quotes...i was soooo moved

i believe one quote was about how human skin is just a mask that cover our inner side, we could be evil inside but outside we might look innocent. very very true about life, and how we ppl see other ppl.

'Táim mar is gá dom bheith...' 'I am because I need to be...'
It's from an unknown author in Gaelic. I absolutly love Gaelic!

"porn, helping to make our world a safer place"

I cant remember who said that but i like it

"It's all aboot Plod"

- My classmate :D

Canadian? :P :P

He's been there for a year :D Although aboot refers to me, he's plod XD

lets see how did it go again?

"As once was I as you are now, As I am now soon you will be, so be preapared to follow me"-said by some strange spook from a game called the adventures of Alundra

Originally posted by Angelic@Jul 12 2004, 03:37 PM
It's Ludwig von Beethoven if my memory serves me correctly :think:
Well, then it doesn't. It's van.

mine is

You laugh because I'm different
I laugh because you're all the same

OOO there's another quote i like

"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age."

eh even tho we're all young right now, but just remember, forty is not an OLD OLD OLD number, comfort ur parents if they say they're becoming old! :P

Been my sig for about............ forever.

"sorry i'm not sweet"-ayame from doa:hardcore

"The difference between Bush and a catfish is that one is a scum-sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish."

"The difference between Bush and a catfish is that one is a scum-sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish."


hahhahaah NICE ONE!!! i like it!!! *typed it down on a notepad* :D

my favorite quote is in my sig.

Originally posted by Noir7@Jul 13 2004, 12:36 AM
Well, then it doesn't. It's van.
Ah.. I so hate the internet sometimes -_-

"Life's a garden. Dig it."
Saw it on a sign somewhere

"Use power for the right things. At least, for the things that you believe in."
Dingo Egret-ZoE 2

"Life is too short to be bored."
Friedrich Nietzsche

And the one under my sig, by Rem Saverem of Trigun

It may be one of my favourite quotes, but its been a while since I last used it.

"I can't trust anyone because I've lied to everyone."

"I love deadlines, I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."

-Douglas Adams

"I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"

-Albert Einstein

"Procrastination is my sin. It brings me naught but sorrow. I know that I should stop it. In fact, I will--tomorrow!" ~ Gloria Pitzer

Originally posted by Alphonse@Jul 13 2004, 07:34 PM
"Procrastination is my sin. It brings me naught but sorrow. I know that I should stop it. In fact, I will--tomorrow!" ~ Gloria Pitzer
"Procrastination is like masturbation: at first it feels good, but in the end, you're just screwing yourself"

and on a different note...

CARPE DIEM!!!!

"I'm not used to being liked. Being hated on the other hand is quite familiar" - Gendo Ikari, Neon Genesis Evangelion

k, here are some but dont' know where they came from...

'all's fun and games until someone gets hurt.... then it gets really fun!'

'procrastinate later'

'it is better to keep your mouth closed and let them think your stupid than to open it and prove that you are.'

'definition for VEGETARIAN- sioux word for poor hunter'

'be like a snowflake: leave a mark and not a stain'

well, that's all for now... i'll think of more later...

'it is better to keep your mouth closed and let them think your stupid than to open it and prove that you are.'


ooo very nice quote, i like it....
<_< maybe i&#39;ll diss my stupid friend by saying that :D

thank you hahaha

"Though I may not agree with what you say, I defend, to the death, your right to say it"
-Voltaire

I better crack this one out in the religion thread XD

EDIT: I heard another good quote today that refers to religion

"Atheism is like he Switzerland of religion, except everyone hates them"

Several quotes about HAPPINESS&#33;&#33;&#33;

"True happiness arises, in the first place, from the enjoyment of one&#39;s self, and in the next, from the friendship and conversation of a few select companions."
Joseph Addison

"Success is getting and achieving what you want. Happiness is wanting and being content with what you get."
Bernard Meltzer

"Happiness comes more from loving than being loved; and often when our affection seems wounded it is only our vanity bleeding. To love, and to be hurt often, and to love again -- this is the brave and happy life."
J.E Buckrose

"Life&#39;s a bitch and then you die" - unknown

OMG u just reminded me of a great quote from MACBETH&#33;

um....forgot the exact words...but it means that:

Life is a shadow, it follows you to your death. Your an actor in a movie. Just playing a role when your alive. When you die, the role pass on to another person. Even though your part might be glorious and important...you will still get replaced by someone else....

the long quote&#39;s meaning is something like that...which i believe is BRILIANT&#33;&#33;&#33;
man I LOVE MACBETH&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

In the time MacBeth was written people hadn&#39;t heard of movies yet you know?

i was only writing the meaning
like how i interpreted the long quote

"I wear the trousers and she beats me with the belt"-said by Joe Keller from "All my sons"by Arthur Miller

Originally posted by Archangel@Jul 14 2004, 08:34 AM
&#39;definition for VEGETARIAN- sioux word for poor hunter&#39;
Hey&#33; :P :nono:

Originally posted by Angelic@Jul 15 2004, 08:10 AM
"Life&#39;s a bitch and then you die" - unknown
Isn&#39;t it; &#39;Life&#39;s a bitch and then you marry one?&#39;&#39;

I thought the full version was "Life&#39;s a bitch and then you die, so f**k the world and let&#39;s get high"

LOL wow so many version of Life&#39;s a bitch.....

eh oh well let&#39;s sum it up....Life&#39;s a bitch, but ur stuck with it&#33;&#33; so LIVE with it&#33;&#33;&#33;

@Neerolyte

Is the q
uote you&#39;re thinking of:

"All the world&#39;s a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances, and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages."

Where he goes on to describe that the seven ages are basically just a cycle from childhood to maturity to living like a child in old age. If it is, it&#39;s actually from "As you like it" not Macbeth.

"All the world&#39;s a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances, and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages."

the quote i was talking about is from Macbeth, it&#39;s not like this quote where you can tell what it is exactly what it is talking about. I remember that Macbeth was having this soliloquy. It was when he realized that he was gonna die.

But i think this quote should be put into Macbeth&#33;&#33; :D
i really like it ^_^

"Life&#39;s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

Is it this one?

This is from Macbeth but in so many plays he liked refering to plays. On example that comes to mind is Prospero&#39;s speech to the audience at the end of The Tempest.

"Life&#39;s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

YA YA YA that&#39;s it, my favourite quote&#33;&#33;&#33;

wow thank you so much&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Hum.... my favorite qoute ne?
"We all get screwed&#33; Life screws us all&#33;" :D

Originally posted by Angelic@Jul 15 2004, 06:10 AM
In the time MacBeth was written people hadn&#39;t heard of movies yet you know?
heh..

My generic quotes:

"Through avarice, evil smiles; through insanity it sings" - Anonymous

"In order to reach the light, you must first risk the darkness" - A Friend

"Someone once said that the most powerful weapon in the world was the brain.
But in fact the most powerful weapon is actually love."
~Leon Lai&#39;s character in The Heroic Duo

"if I get a dollar for everytime I&#39;ve been stabbed in the back I wouldn&#39;t have to get a job anymore" - by myself

if i ever post i quote, it means i never remember who said it....

"good judgement comes from bad judgement"

i just invented it..

"if i got a dime for everytime i procrastinated, i&#39;d have a shitload of dimes that i&#39;d still need to pick up."

"If I went into death, would you follow me? For friendship, or love? Or because you haven&#39;t virtually slapped me in the face enough...?"
-Me

"if i killed u, would u mind?"

-lingxiaoyu

"u haven&#39;t lived till u&#39;ve died the most horrible death."

-lingxiaoyu

"In the beginning, God created the universe. This was general regarded as a very bad move and made a lot of people angry" (or something along the line of that.)

-Douglas Adams from his book "Hitchhiker&#39;s Guide to Universe"

おれ 一人で 充分だ。"Ore hitoride chuubunda"
(Its enough with me alone)
-K&#39; from King of Fighters 99

"The duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together"

-I forgot who =_=

wow i love the duct tape thing...

cept ppl who obsess over starwars generally tend to be... umm...

not my type of ppl....

plus... the best line is the:

"ur skin is so smooth, unlike the sand"

its such a bad line that it is hilarious that any sane person would put that in a movie...

okay here&#39;s a quote from this book that has the most profanity ever in any of the book i ever read. I think this is probably one of the books where profanity is used very very well. Really recommend everyone to read this book. Not because of its profanity, but because of how it reflects life.

[U] A Sunday at the pool in Kigali

by Yann Martel, the author of [U]Life of Pi

"We tell ourselves the sickness(AIDS) won&#39;t happen to us and we fuck and fuck like blind men, with our cocks naked in the belly of the sickness"

This quote really reflect some crazy ppl that are out there, who doesn&#39;t care about a serious disease such as AIDS, that&#39;s why African has the most people who are contaminated with AIDS.

Originally posted by LingXiaoyu@Aug 1 2004, 09:51 PM
cept ppl who obsess over starwars generally tend to be...

...wookies?

I belive that line of dialogue may possibly be the worst piece of crap in cinematic history. It sums up all the new movies perfectly. George needs a reality check...or a new scriptwriter...

"If something that is &#39;impossible to break&#39; breaks down, it usually turns out that it is impossible to fix it as well"

or, to say it more briefly:&#39;&#39;shit happens"

Just read my siggy, you get the idea.

"Oh&#33;&#33; SHINY&#33;&#33;&#33;" - Compliments of Yoko

&#39;&#39;if I get TWO dollar for everytime Angelic had been stabbed in the back I wouldn&#39;t have to get a job anymore and i&#39;d be more richer than Angelic&#39;&#39; - Zach (Angelic Edit).

Wait...did angelic Edit zach&#39;s post or did zach kinda modify Angelic&#39;s post?

Originally posted by Topp@Jul 31 2004, 10:47 PM
"Someone once said that the most powerful weapon in the world was the brain.
But in fact the most powerful weapon is actually love."
~Leon Lai&#39;s character in The Heroic Duo
(Sorry to be off-topic, but are you by any chance talking about the Cantonese film with Michelle Yeoh? :P)

Originally posted by Ayanami@Aug 2 2004, 01:41 PM
Wait...did angelic Edit zach&#39;s post or did zach kinda modify Angelic&#39;s post?
..judging by the statement, where Zach seems to benefit more, I am gunna say it&#39;s Zach&#39;s edit of Angelic&#39;s quote.

after watching the commentary by Amanda Lee im gonna add this one:

"Idiot, You kill or you die&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;"

guesss who said it...

Just found an awesome new quote.

&#39;One of the good things about the state of the games industry right now is that it&#39;s incredibly easy to be original. I mean, if you released a game these days that didn&#39;t have any army guys in it people would freak out. "Omg. Where did they get the idea to not use army guys? Are they taking drugs?"&#39;

-Tim Schafer

"Nine arrows bundled together are stronger and nobler than any steel"

Tokyo Extreme Racer 3

"I&#39;m happy to have low self-esteem. Doesn&#39;t that just f*** things up?"

Unknown

wow great quote Elite LOL

i got one from this movie Memento(recommend everyone to watch it&#39;s a great movie)

Main character: he&#39;s running...then suddenly he forgot what he was doing(short-term memory loss) so okay here goes:

*RUNNING" "
um...what am i doing?, hm...*looking at a guy running at him*, oh i&#39;m chasing him...*runs to him* oh wait no, he&#39;s chasing me...*SPRINT AS FAST AS HE CAN TO HIS CAR*

LOL&#33;&#33;&#33; so funny&#33;&#33;

These are all from the movie "Amadeus":

Salieri: Mozart, it was good of you to come&#33;
Mozart: How could I not?
Salieri: So, did my work please you?
Mozart: [hesitantly] I never knew that music like that was possible&#33;
Salieri: [uncertainly] You flatter me.
Mozart: No, no&#33; One hears such sounds, and what can one say but . . . "Salieri."

Father Vogler: Oh, that&#39;s charming&#33; I&#39;m sorry; I didn&#39;t know you wrote that.
Salieri: I didn&#39;t. That was Mozart.

[The Emperor offers the sheet music of Salieri&#39;s welcome march to Mozart]
Mozart: Keep it Majesty, if you want. It&#39;s already here in my head.
Emperor Joseph II: What? On one hearing only?
Mozart: I think so, Sire, yes.
Emperor Joseph II: Show us.

"nea doot"
"nea worries"

"may the rats eat your eyes
the darkness comes
it will damn us all&#33;&#33;"
maximillion rovois
eternal darkness

Originally posted by alone@Aug 6 2004, 08:37 PM
"Idiot, You kill or you die&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;"

guesss who said it...
Damn i cant remeber his name...
i love the end of Eva movie though, comentary is the best.

"Rewards come as big and small... But that which you did FOR the reward, THAT is what is rewarding."
~David Paeth

oOoo ive loved this one forever.. *aherm*

"or what ?&#33; youll release the dogs ? or the bees ? or the dogs with bees in their mouths so that wen they bark they shoot bees at u ?&#33;&#33;"

ahaha.. sry if it seemz a bit mindless but i couldnt stop laughin for a while wen i first heard it :D

ooooooo
qoutes...
"To be OR NOt TO BE...THat IS THE QueTioN"
wahahahahaha ok...no thats not it...

"Shoot for the moon - even if you miss, you&#39;ll land among the stars." - Dunno

"life, dont talk to me about life"

a quote from one of your &#39;plastic pals thats fun to be with&#39;-sirius cybentics

1- "How&#39;s life treatin&#39; ya?"
2- "Don&#39;t ask"
1- "Too late, I already did"

- Two random persons

"True love is not two souls becoming one but a soul finding its other half."

"Why bother sleeping? I can do that when I&#39;m dead."
Unknown

"An adult is just a child with more morals and ethics."
Miyamoto

"You don&#39;t have to beat me in order to win."
Unknown

"Multiple exclamation points are a sign of a diseased mind."
Unknown

"I don&#39;t get mad. I get stabby."
Fat Tony from The Simpsons

and the one under my sig.

Originally posted by spoonpuppet@Aug 25 2004, 12:19 PM
"Shoot for the moon - even if you miss, you&#39;ll land among the stars." - Dunno
ohh I like that one ^_^


"There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness." - Josh Billings

"Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration of another&#39;s personhood." - Karen Casey

"Don&#39;t judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant." - Robert Louis Stevenson

"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The state of your life is nothing more than a reflection of your state of mind." - Dr. Wayne W. Dyer

Although I can&#39;t be born again, I can always change as I go on." - Fruits Basket OP Theme

"Be negative. If you&#39;re wrong, you&#39;ll be happy. If you&#39;re right, then you&#39;ll be prepared." - Parents

Seems right. Maybe I&#39;ll post more.

"Why bother sleeping? I can do that when I&#39;m dead."

lol i like this...but i actually really like sleeping ^_^

another great quote from Victor Hugo:

"Have courage for the great sorrows of life and patience for the small ones; and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace. God is awake. " It&#39;s about Patience

Another quote:

"What a grand thing, to be loved&#33; What a grander thing still, to love&#33;"

:sweatdrop: sorry for all the quotes, just scroll down if you don&#39;t feel like reading them ^^

~ It is a great ability to be able to conceal one&#39;s ability. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
~ Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn&#39;t. - Erica Jong
~ You&#39;re never too old to become younger. - Mae West
~ My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. - Benjamin Disraeli
~ Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher
~ I shut my eyes in order to see. - Paul Gauguin
~ A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
~ Men willingly believe what they wish. - Julius Caesar
~ Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250 - Harper&#39;s Index
~ Nothing endures but change. - Heraclitus
~ The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none. - Thomas Carlyle
~ Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away. - Thomas Fuller
~ Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives. - A. Sachs
~ Hope is a waking dream. - Aristotle
~ You see things; and you say, &#39;Why?&#39; But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" - George Bernard Shaw
~ All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others. - George Orwell
~ Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards. - Vernon Sanders Law
~ I don&#39;t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Bill Cosby
~ Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde
~ Don&#39;t walk behind me, I may not lead. Don&#39;t walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus
~ The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of it. - Al Batt
~ There are only two ways of telling the complete truth--anonymously and posthumously. - Thomas Sowell
~ If I only had a little humility, I&#39;d be perfect. - Ted Turner
~ We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. - Sir Winston Churchill
~ We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don&#39;t like? - Jean Cocteau
~ The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard
~ You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience. - Stanislaw J. Lec
~ Write a wise saying and your name will live forever - Anonymous
~ For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn
~ The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Noir7: HELP&#33; There is a GIANT hairy spider on my carpet&#33;&#33;&#33; What should I do???
Fo0d: Squish it and Squish it&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Noir7: No wait, danger&#39;s over. It was just my dog...

To explain the theory of relativity: "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. Now, that&#39;s relativity." - Albert Einstein

where do you get all those quotations?

i like

"education is what you get when you read book. experience when you don&#39;t."

"Mmm...sorry&#33;
I twisted the ^%&#036;3^ and it broke."

-FF VII, Cid

I don&#39;t think I want to know what the word is supposed to be.

"Zits are beauty marks" - Kurt Cobain :D

&elle

Originally posted by Archangel_Raine@Aug 29 2004, 08:14 AM
where do you get all those quotations?
I get them from here (http://www.quotationspage.com/).

There&#39;s another one I read at my old high school library, can&#39;t quite remember it exactly, but it went something like this: if you want to be remembered, write something worth reading, or do something worth writing about.

"I am, who?" Tima from Metropolis.

"your conscience is the measure of your selfishness"

"argue your limitations and sure enough-theyre yours"

"Theres no problem with out a gift. We seek problems because we need their gifts"

all of there are Richard Bach&#39;s from the book "Illusions"

"The source of all misery in the world
Lies in thinking of oneself;

The source of all happiness
Lies in thinking of others."

-- Shantideva

read my signature

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle." - ??
"Simplicity speaks for itself." - ??

"dum dee dum" - spoonpuppet

lol

This is the pit quote and oh is it true,

To be early is to be on time
to be on time is to be late
and to be leat is not to be.

I can&#39;t tell you how many poeple in our pit just think of that quote as nothing. Too bad for them. -_-

i so believe in this quote:

"Evangelism is God&#39;s good news for man&#39;s bad news, and about bringing Christ to people and people to Christ"

well i&#39;m not Christian but i believe in Evangelism....kinda odd but that&#39;s me

"Tommorow is another day" - Gone with the winds

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much"
oscar wilde

The truth knocks on your door and you say, "Go away, I&#39;m looking for the truth," and so it goes away. -Robert Pirsig

That&#39;s my favorite quote. Lyk, evrrr.

It&#39;s the same... those who die and those that get left behind... They all feel alone&#33; -Ichigo, Bleach

Eagles may soar, but weasels don&#39;t get sucked into jet engines. -Unknown

Penetrating so many secrets, we cease to believe in the unknowable. But there it sits nevertheless, calmly licking its chops. -H. L. Mencken

The cat does not negotiate with the mouse. -Robert K. Massie

Don&#39;t listen to what they say. Go see. -Chinese proverb

God gives every bird its food but He doesn&#39;t throw it in the nest. -Joshua Holland

Wisdom is sometimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. -William Wordsworth

A willful beast must go his own way. -Aesop

It requires more than wings to be an eagle. -Aesop

The great charm of cats is their rampant egotism, their devil-may-care attitude toward responsibility, their disinclination to earn an honest dollar. -Robertson Davies

"If you can hack a Linux Box Anton, you can hack women&#39;s panties&#33;" - friend

Originally posted by Angelic@Jul 12 2004, 02:37 PM
It&#39;s Ludwig von Beethoven if my memory serves me correctly :think:
Nope. His ancestors were originally Dutch.

GAH&#33; I should have read further&#33; Other posters have already corrected him...

Some of my favorites:

"Me? I&#39;m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It&#39;s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they&#39;re going to do something incredibly stupid." - Captain Jack Sparrow (Disney&#39;s Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl) My current e-mail sig...

"The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it."- J. Robert Oppenheimer

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful."- Mae West

"Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on."- Sir Winston Churchill

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."- Hector Berlioz

"The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you."- Woody Allen

"Sir, I protest&#33; I am not a Merry Man&#33;" - Lt. Worf ("Q-pid", Star Trek: TNG)

"Talk to the Hand because the Face don&#39;t wanna hear it&#33;" - Dr. Evil ("Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me")

"...That&#39;s fine; but to be fair, Tom Hanks refuses to go that extra mile and hack his wife to death&#33;" - Peter Dragon, Movie Producer; on why he refuses to cast O.J. Simpson in his next project. ("Action")

"Just when I think you&#39;ve said the stupidest thing ever -- you keep talking&#33;" -Hank Hill ("King of the Hill")

"There is more stupidity around than hydrogen and it has a longer shelf life." - Frank Zappa

"Money doesn&#39;t talk -- it screams obscenities." - Bob Dylan

"Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don&#39;t know what it is&#33;" - Col. Flagg (M*A*S*H)

"Some days you just can&#39;t get rid of a bomb&#33;" - Batman ("Batman, The Movie" [1966])

"The German reputation for cruelty is well-founded: they have operas which last for days." - Blackadder.

"We cannot see how any of his music can long survive him." - From the New York Daily Tribune obituary of Gustav Mahler

"Oh, the ads are true... &#39;FOX: Watch our shows and be damned for all eternity.&#39;" - Ned Flanders ("The Simpsons")

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick

"Y&#39;know, any moron can kill a brilliant idea by shootin&#39; it down with logic&#33;" - Liska the fox (Mynarski Forest; November 6, 2000)

"for success, a plan alone is insufficient. One must improvise as well"

From my school agenda:

"The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself." - Rita Mae Brown

"To spend too much time in studies is sloth." - Francis Bacon

"You always feel braver in another language." - Anita Brookner

"Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?" - Stanislaw Lec

Originally posted by Edwin@Sep 20 2004, 07:02 AM
Nope. His ancestors were originally Dutch.

GAH&#33; I should have read further&#33; Other posters have already corrected him...
Oi, I should have know that =_=;

*Is Dutch* :coolies:

"Everyone is entitled to their beliefs. And I, in turn, am entitled to vigorously mock them. Why does everyone always leave that part out." -Friend

Someone asked a boxer what he thought of Shakespeare. His response: "I&#39;ll moyduh da bum&#33;"

"For when lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the gentler gamester is the soonest winner." Shakespeare, Henry V

For nought so vile that on the earth doth live
But to the earth some special good doth give,
Nor aught so good but, strain&#39;d from that fair use,
Revolts from true birth, stumbling on abuse.
Virtue itself turns vice, being misapplied;
And vice sometimes by action dignified.
Romeo and Juliet (II, III, xvii-xxii)

My signature has some ok quotes. They&#39;re not really my favorites.

"wtf? I don&#39;t think I can uninstall it, it seems to have some sort of Uninstall Shield..?" - Random person.

"dont walk in behind me as i may not lead, dont walk in front of me as i may not follow, just walk beside me and lift me up when i fall" (something along the line)-a friend of mine

"who&#39;s more foolish - the fool,or the fool that follows him?"

"If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I&#39;d have a magnificent garden so great to fragrant the world."

now it is...

"the perfect blossom is a rare thing, you could your whole life looking for one and it would not be a wasted life"

now showing constantly on my avatar :P

"We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey."
- Kenji Miyazawa

"evil overlords have to relax too you know" ^_^

Me: I&#39;m more 1337 than you&#33;
Friend: can you install Linux into a dead badger?
Me: Can you?
Friend: HELL yes&#33;
Me: .....:blink:

huh don&#39;t get it...
wat&#39;s 1337?

1337=leet=hacker-ish/very skilled with computers/something like that.
@_@

OH okay lol
thanks

The subject in question was hilarious. XD
It was actually about an article about how to hook a badger up to Linux.

sometimes when I&#39;m wrong I like to say
"Oh yea? Well In my FACE&#33;"
it&#39;s an Eternal origanal&#33; ^^

"In order for human to live, human must die"

i got this quote from a fanfic i read....

"Life is like a vacuum...It sucks..."

Life of a university/college student can be partially summed up by my friend: "It takes a great man to live with a man not so great."

"Who&#39;s ever going to write a film in which I get the girl? Me&#33;" - John Cleese

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?" - Billy Connolly

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." - Mark Twain

"A woman rang to say she heard there was a hurricane on the way. Well don&#39;t worry, there isn&#39;t." - Michael Fish [British TV weatherman, famous for failing to forecast the South of England&#39;s "Hurricane" of October 1987]

life is poison
the cure is death

"Expect the Unexpected"
and an old chinese saying translated into chinese:
"Extreme joy begets sorrow"

"The vine was coated with thick, white sticky glue- and that was how she caught those who stole out in the middle of the night to steal her grapes"- came from my GCSE english exam- i nearly wet myself when i read it... (you need to have my kind of mind to find this funny)

"If life gives you melons, squeeze the juices into a watergun and squeeze them into people&#39;s eyes&#33;"

"I never argue with idiots- they drag you down to their level then beat you through experience"

"I was standing in the park one day wondering why frisbees get bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me"

"One is never better satisfied than by oneself"- Debussy

Can&#39;t remember the person who said it, nor the exact quote, but it went along the lines of

"Not all musicians believe in God, but all believe in Bach."

"Even if today is painful, and yesterday&#39;s wounds remain..
I want to believe that I can free my heart and move on.

Although I can&#39;t be born again,
I can always change as I go on." - Fruits Basket OP


"For as long as space endures
And for as long as living beings remain,
Until then may I too abide
To dispel the misery of the world." - Shantideva

I dunno where but I&#39;ve seen it somwhere o_o

"Sharks live in the water, there&#39;s water in your toilet. I rest my case."

anyone know where it&#39;s from?

^ all of these are hillarious XD

quotes in naruto are the best....also in FF series. totally funny....

"outside the dreamworld, life can be harsh--even creul...but it&#39;s life."
-Auron FF X

"you look like a bear wearing a marshmallow&#33;"
-uhmm i think it was cloud telling barret that....FFVII

great quotes~&#33;

lesse some of mine are

A: wow, you are steeped in wisdom&#33;
B: yeah, I sweat wisdom for breakfast.
A: ...what?

Buddha loves you and Jesus saves

Life is funny. You start out with limitless potential, but time is always shaving away the possibilities. Every choice you make is a choice not to do a thousand other things. What&#39;s important, when all is said and done, is that you made a difference. Your choises, and everything undone, have to mean something. Otherwise, what was the point? I&#39;m lucky that way. My path was already there. I had only to walk it.
I often thought if no one knew of the good i had done with my life, it didn&#39;t matter. That it was done is all htat counts in the end.
But then i died......

And I hadn&#39;t gotten to do any of it yet.

Originally posted by kkleung@Nov 6 2004, 04:54 PM
Life is funny. You start out with limitless potential, but time is always shaving away the possibilities. Every choice you make is a choice not to do a thousand other things. What&#39;s important, when all is said and done, is that you made a difference. Your choises, and everything undone, have to mean something. Otherwise, what was the point? I&#39;m lucky that way. My path was already there. I had only to walk it.
I often thought if no one knew of the good i had done with my life, it didn&#39;t matter. That it was done is all htat counts in the end.
But then i died......

And I hadn&#39;t gotten to do any of it yet.
Isn&#39;t that from 8-Bit Theatre?

exactly, 8-bit theatre ROKS. i keep up with that online comic like a freakin religion

Not a quote but an philosophical idea.
Existentialism states that:
1) Everyone is considered "Nothing" in the universe. Until what one becomes at a given moment.
2) You are alone in the universe
3) You have the choice of making your own decision at a given moment
4) Your decision will change yours or others&#39; life in the future
5) You are responsible for your decision

"The electric eel&#39;s got me by the brain banana." - Lou from the Simpsons
"Hey, square&#33; Expand your mind&#33; The doors of perception are now open for business&#33;" - Granola Homer

All from that classic Simpsons episode, Do&#39;h In the Wind.

et tu brute

means you, too, Brutus?

ceaser said it as he was dying i believe

et tu, Brute, contra me?

and you, brute, are against me?

a variation of the above quote

"The rabbit&#39;s just a monkey in disguise" ~ Marilyn Manson, Dope Hat.

Don&#39;t know why, it has no real application in real life, but I like it nonetheless.

"If you were to hear a *beep* for every swear someone spoke, you would be deaf" ~ Me... I dont think its good... but its true...

-If you want me too fall for you, give me somthing worth tripping over-

dont know by who origanally, but heard it from my boyfriend....

More or less: "The cruelest thing a guy can do to a girl is to let her fall in love when he doesn&#39;t intend to catch her fall" - don&#39;t know

"Those who suffer the most cry out the least"

i got that from a typing test

"Sometimes its a good day to die. Sometimes its a good day to have breakfast."
-Thomas Builds-the-Fire

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
-Douglas Adams

I just got his rarest book "Last Chance to See" for my bday&#33; XD

"Life with men is like a deck of cards.... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards."- my sister&#39;s friend

"Excess consumption may have a laxative effect"

A warning on the back of the Extra&#39;s gum packet.

"Fear me, love me, do as I say&#33; And I shall be your slave..."~Jareth the Goblin King from Labyrinth.

Gotta love that movie. Bowie is God. XD

Originally posted by YamiYumes@Nov 16 2004, 11:34 PM
"Fear me, love me, do as I say&#33; And I shall be your slave..."~Jareth the Goblin King from Labyrinth.

Gotta love that movie. Bowie is God. XD
lol ive seen that film so many times, it never gets old ^_^

one of my new favourite quotes:

"hoowah&#33;" - marines on halo 2

damn ive posted this on unique cath phrase...............would have to be nothing pursued nothing gained

"We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." Sam Keen

my friend just now
"GeForce graphics cards, like driving a steamroler down the motoroller, raw poer but no finness"
i realy liked it :D

"I am not a crook" - Nixon

"A man can be an artist, at anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasy&#39;s art is death. He&#39;s about to paint his masterpiece."-Christopher Walken from "Man on Fire"(2004)

"Straight men need to be emasculated. I&#39;m sorry. They all need to be slapped around. Women have been kept down for too long. Every straight guy should have a man&#39;s tongue in his mouth at least once." -Madonna

"I&#39;m tough, I&#39;m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay." -Madonna

"I want to walk through life instead of being dragged through it." - Alanis Morissette

"I would never have dated a guy that used the word funner..." -Alanis Morissette

"Listen to the voice of the wind in the pines when there is no wind blowing." -Ryoko

"Do you have the patience to wait till your mud settles and the water is clear?" -Lao-Tzu

mine would probably be

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear
Mark Twain

"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway."

quite true if you think about it...

^
||
well...it never hurts to explain anyway ^^ many a misunderstanding is caused by unspoken words.


"If there&#39;s a will, there&#39;s a way." my dad taught me this phrase when i was a kid..hahaz
"i thinketh, therefore i am" Desmacrates (darn. i spelt his name wrongly. :blink: )

The original Latin version of that was "Cogito, ergo sum" (random fact *shrugs*) but I don&#39;t remember who first said it.

woah&#33;&#33; u mean the second one? that&#39;s cool&#33; :P Shall take note of it. hahaz...i gonna learn latin one day..its on my list of to-be-learnt languages, but so far, that list is still eh...intangible. :heh:

i like this one

"If you "ASSUME" you made an "ASS" out of "U" and "ME"" :lol:

Originally posted by Syaoran@Nov 23 2004, 08:59 AM
"If there&#39;s a will, there&#39;s a way." my dad taught me this phrase when i was a kid..hahaz
"Where there&#39;s a will, there&#39;s a beneficiary..." - Doctor Who :D

When our friends were under attack, we didn&#39;t dare to help them.
When our other friends were under attack, we didn&#39;t have the power to do resistance.
When we were attacked, there was no one left to help us.

- A Jewish family during WWI, I think.

^ the above quote summarizes the character of a Jewish family in the eyes of Russians...

which is: "Care only about yourself" :mad:

i don t know who im mad at more: the Jewish families that are like that or the assholes who think that all Jews are like that

Life is like a piece of paper every fold leaves a mark
Chinese proverb :P

Mail motherfucka

- Computer in the film "Eurotrip"

(and now also my MSN sound =P)

my favorite quote is "halo is the best and i&#39;ll kill any deniers&#33;&#33;&#33;", don&#39;t worry i wouldn&#39;t actually kill anyone unless pushed to the extreme

"Who did you say was small like a grain of rice and doesn&#39;t show up in your eyes?&#33;"

"Who did you say was a super-ultra short kid?&#33;"

"Who did you call an ultra hyper midget?&#33;"

"Who did you call miniature size?&#33;"

"Who did you call a shorty who&#39;s so small that he&#39;s barely visible and hard to target?&#33;"

"Who did you call a shorty that has to be looked through a magnifying glass to actually be seen?&#33;"

"Who are you calling a bean?&#33;"

"Who are you calling a super midget that makes you want to step on him?&#33;"

"Who are you calling a tiny bug that escapes the wrath of a shoe because he&#39;s so small that he fits in the grooves and can&#39;t get squashed?"

"Oh yes, I&#39;m so small that you can&#39;t see me amongst the grains of sand, like always--&#33;"

(They are responses of Edward Elric from when he is called short of small :D )

Gah XD I love those&#33;

Haha, so perfect. XD


hi i dont have any cello music but i would like to be your friend

My favorite quotes just happen to be these.

- Remeber,it&#39;s not a lie, if you believe it- George Castansa of the Seinfield show

- "Can there ever be a holy war" - I don&#39;t know who said this

- Political history is largely an account of mass violence and of the expenditure of vast resources to cope with mythical fears and hopes. - Murray Edelman

- "Too bad a country called luxemburg doesn&#39;t exist; unless of course you meant Luxembourg. Spellcheck only takes two seconds people..." -Slavik, of Planetcnc

-"See that traffic over there on the road? Go play in it."-once again, someguy called Slavik.

- No one ever won a war by dying for his country, he won it by making the other poor SOB die for his country" - George C. Patton

- "control the media, control the mind" - Kane


I have a ton more and used to send my friend a "Random Quote of the Day" every day, but i&#39;m tired and have a bad memory so these more cherished ones will have
do.

(sorry, if that last paragraph seemed off topic)

"I will take one glass of Beethoven please."-Some girl from Peanuts lol...I can&#39;t remeber but she likes the music guy lol She think Beethoven is a drink lol&#33;&#33;


HAHAHAHA&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

"you cannot see eye to eye with someone if your looking down on them"...???

"It is easy to know you are different, but hard to show your different"

"machines don&#39;t die... THEY MALFUNCTION." XD

from a matrix book thingy
i love that one

if it moves, hit it. if it doesnt move, hit it and see if it moves. :lol:

"if a woman cant find you handsome she can at least find you handy" by red green


i wrote my own quote too : Life is too short to worry about death...

"if a woman cant find you handsome she can at least find you handy"

so true... =_=

here&#39;s one that i wrote...dunno if it makes sense

"Unique, a familiar word conveying a sense of mysticism and individuality, is a concept of self-evaluation, with connotation of deprecating the ideality of identical."

"Naruto. You are too noisy." Neji, Naruto. :rolleyes:

"happiness only goes so far, but sadness can be ETERNAL"

so true.....




i dont lie, i just cheat and steal&#33; - weioun

"Life is full of problems, troubles, irrationality and inconsistency, isn&#39;t it.
But,
In life we also have hope that we can get rid of all those.

Even if we are 1 or 2 steps behind, all we have to do is take 3 steps more.
Don&#39;t keep stamping on the same ground, don&#39;t look back.
Just focus on one point, go straight ahead, go on ahead earnestly.

Move forward move forward, walk on walk on."

-- Miyavi, 05/1/13 (Thurs)

"I&#39;m going to send you a love letter, and do you know what it is? It is a bullet from my gun stright into you&#39;r heart" Sniper Wolf, MGS.

"Obedience breeds discipline, discipline breeds unity, unity breeds power, power is life." Dr. Marcus, Umbrella company motto.

"Computer games dont affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we&#39;d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listen to repetitive electronic music." Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc. 1989.

“Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again.” (I got this from Al .. )

"The entire sum of existence is the magic of being needed by just one other person." -Vi Putnam

"The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed." -Carl Jung


I usually post my favorite quote of the moment in my sig. ^^

A very important RP-related one, courtesy of Starwind:

"Go with the flow."

Originally posted by Ellesig@Jan 30 2005, 03:55 AM
“Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again.” (I got this from Al .. )
And I don&#39;t know where I get mine from =P

~~

"LIVE is just EVIL spelt backwards&#33;"

"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you."

"Why prefer to crawl through life when you were born to fly?" <-- o0o0o0o0

"To love someone is to learn the song that is in that person&#39;s heart, and to sing it to them when they have forgotten."

"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn&#39;t jump with them. I&#39;d be at the bottom to catch them."

"Memories are the treasures that we keep locked deep within the storehouse of our souls, to keep our hearts warm when we are lonely."

"A smile is a curve that can straighten out a lot of things." <-- hehe

"When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always be worse. And when they are, we find hope in the thought that things are so bad they have to get better."

"God created man first, cuz you have to have a rough draft before you create the masterpiece."

"Never lose hope, for only when night is at its darkest do the stars shine their brightest." <-- mine

"Smile - it&#39;s the second best thing you can do with your lips."

"Keep smiling-it makes people wonder what you&#39;ve been up to."

"A man&#39;s got to do what a man&#39;s got to do. A woman must do what he can&#39;t."

"The Odd get Even." -Author Unknown.

"I am invincible....unless someone kill me" - my friend

&#39;&#39;Its the time to Disco&#39;&#39; - Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy

Such a funky song. Thanks to my Sri Lankan friend &#39;Nash&#39; (the very definition of &#39;&#39;Cool&#39;&#39;)

My favourite quote is something my best friend said: When we were watching Spirited Away, near the beginning when all the spirits come out of the boat, my
best friend said "What are those supposed to be, menus?" We burst out laughing
because with her it&#39;s ALWAYS about food. :lol:

a: Hey, is your recomendation letter finished?
b: Yes, take a look.
a: um.. I, I don&#39;t understand..
b: Some of the words too sofisticated for ya? I used a computer to generate synonyms, to make it look smarter.

a: So.. what was this sentence originally?
b: "They&#39;re warm caring people with big hearts"
a: And that became "They&#39;re humid pre-possesing homo-sapiens with full sized aortic pumps??"

Long quotes, but oh man. It&#39;s great =D Anyone jknow where it&#39;s from? :)

"Hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself." ~JS Bach

"Giant ants spooted". - Translation of Morse code on page 94 of Command and Conquer: Red Alert I manual.

"As a man thinketh, so is he". - <As A Man Thinketh>

Another RP-related one by Yoshinobu
"Hello people? He killed my pet&#33;" Anais, Chapter 3 ^_^

"love is like playing the piano. first you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart." - I dunno who

"to the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world." - dunno again :heh:

One lesson in biology : "I like penguins&#33; <enthusiastically>.........oops... :heh: " - shouting out in my lessons witout realising (like when something comes out of your mouth without you even meaning to or even thinking of :blink: ) :heh:

My two favourite quotes at the moment are "J&#39;amie et j&#39;espere" which means "I love and I hope", and "Life is short, and love is always over in the morning."

I have a couple faves:

"Those who laugh can cry, but those who hate can only die."

"If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava.. leave &#39;em because man, they&#39;re gone." I dunno why I really like that.

"Even if you&#39;re on the right track, you better move or else you&#39;ll get run over."

"If you were worth my shot, I wouldn&#39;t have missed."

"Love is the spirit of devoting yourself to someone you care about or is important to you. It is expressed by caring for them" well.. that&#39;s the translation to english

and this is like totally off the one before but.. "Love is just sadness waiting to happen"

and "The feeling of solitude is unbearable. There is nothing out there like it. It is the worst kind of pain..."

Yeah that was long....

not exactly a quote, but I still like it:

.....sym P athy .........
........fri E ndship.......
.........h A rmony.......
..patien C e..............
.......tol E rance........

mine would be :

he difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits


;)

Another one of mine:

Blackadder: Not good enough. You&#39;re fired.
Baldrick: But, My Lord, I&#39;ve been in your family since 1532&#33;
Blackadder: So has syphilis. Now get out&#33;

XD Love it, madmazda. Heh.
My mostest favorite quote. ^^

"Those who danced were thought quite insane by those who could not hear the music" - Angela Monet

my fav quote to say and to hear
" I love you" (second fav is my sig)

"you are SOFA KING WEE TAR DID" one of my friend said that in class...

XD

Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand

Saw it on some forum and it sounded cool ^_^

Julius Caesar&#39;s First Law of Aerodynamics of Hurled Objects:

Sic pilum iactum est.
Literal translation: That&#39;s the way the spear is thrown.
Free translation: Show spoiler (javascript:void(0);)<span style="display: none;" id="QUOTE"> How come I always get the shaft? </span>

How come I always get the shaft?

XD XD

hmm i saw this quote in the band room of my school.

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." -- Aristotle.

I like it a lot.

oh and i liek this one too&#33; i saw it on another forum, and i guess it&#39;s more of a paradox/oxymoron, but i love it.

"Always remember you&#39;re unique...

... just like everybody else." ^_^

At the moment (and probably only for today...)this is the greatest thing I&#39;ve heard anyone say: "I used to be a gay man now i&#39;m a straight woman."

Here&#39;s the context it was in:

My Friend Amanda (Who is a GIRL): Wanna know my name?
Me: Sure...
Amanda: It&#39;s Max.
Me: Why...?
Amanda: Because I&#39;m a man.
Me:....
Amanda: I&#39;m the richest black man in the world.
Me:.....no...?
Amanda: Yes. I used to be a gay man now i&#39;m a straight woman.
Me: ....XD

Mine&#39;s probably "ekki ekki ekki ekki FTANG zooom boing&#33;"
:lol:

//D

And you tainted the Internet with porn&#33;Ned Flanders, The Simpsons

A couple more:

"Oh, the ads are true... &#39;FOX: Watch our shows and be damned for all eternity.&#39;" - Ned Flanders

"I didn&#39;t mind so much that you trampled over my garden and ripped out my flower beds...but did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow there again?" - Ned Flanders (to Homer Simpson)

:D

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Sherlock Holmes

^_^

"MMMMMMMM.......Sacreligious........" (sacreligious=a waffle)
Homer Simpson to.....well to himself

thats my favorite one because home tries to pry to god but he was really praying to a waffle that was stuck on the ceiling.

IM SO EMO MY WRISTS SLIT THEMSELVES&#33; just kidding. So overused.

Bah, I got nothin.

"Let my pickles go&#33;"
-Some Pickle Jar on the Simpsons. (like moses&#39; "let my people go." except funnier&#33;) ::laughing hysterically:: ::wipes tear from eyes:: ^_^

How about this? Who has the best qoutes that actualy make sense and are usable?

My votes to go to homer jay simpson.

"The heck?&#33;?&#33;"

How did you know it was there?
Because I knew it was nowhere else - Sherlock Holmes
^_^ :sherlock:

Tyketsu dude&#33; Your avatar freaked me out because it was looking normal until the eyes suddenly looked towards me and I was like what the heck&#33;? :cold: It moved so slowly that it looked like the picture was still at first&#33;

"What goes up must come down.....eventually" AJ Topper - beyblades
"Who&#39;s the LOSER now JOHNNY&#33;&#33;&#33;" Kai - beyblades

"I like ice cream...do you?" - Some random qoute from some random character from some random t.v series i was watching from some random t.v from some random shop...

"A Dream that comes true, is not a Real Dream" ~Full Metal Alchemist

"Look... A smile really suits you" - Ayumi Hamasaki

"Those who don&#39;t believe in magic shall never find it" - R. Dahl

^_^

I&#39;ve got an entire page of quotes (http://fzort.org/bi/quot.html)... one of my favourites is this:

"When in doubt, do both."

Quote of the Day:

Fob: So if I sit at home drinking a bottle or beer per minute my social status will still be maintained?? (as long as it&#39;s not vodka...)

XD&#33;&#33;&#33;

EDIT: Hush, you just gave it away&#33; / There&#39;s no need to label sarcasm with huge bright red words.

i was being sarcastic <_<

anywayz&#33;

"Your comments are starting to turn me into a lesbian....that came out wrong."
-Donna (a.k.a.: My reluctant lesbian lover)


[edit]:


Hush, you just gave it away&#33; / There&#39;s no need to label sarcasm with huge bright red words.

Well, sorry if i don&#39;t want people to think I&#39;m an aspiring drunk....
::looks for the bright red font:: ::fails to find it::

" To know ones flaws is to understand ones soul" - Anonymous (i dont get it...but it sounded cool...)

and the all time favourite...

"Romeo&#33; Romeo&#33; Where for art thou Romeo?" gawd i love that one....^_^;

"I wouldn&#39;t be sure what to think if I woke up and Jesus was in bed with me. "
-Gand

::laughs hysterically:: ::starts to hyperventilate:: O gosh, gand, that&#39;s great&#33; LOL...

as to what I would think: " .. oh god that was some whiskey" XD

"A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else." - O. Henry

Every self respecting thief should write this down somewhere where he can see it. Why aren&#39;t modern writers as good as the classics

B)

Chissà che cosa succederà?... Mi interessa molto il futuro: è lì che passerò il resto della mia vita - Groucho (from the manga Dylang Dog)

Groucho
http://www.sergiobonellieditore.it/dylan/servizi/amici2.jpg

(I think that the traduction would be: "Who knows what will happen.... i&#39;m very interesting in the future: it&#39;s there where i&#39;ll live the rest of my life")

(by the way: the real Groucho is this:)
http://www.cordis.lu/infowin/acts/analysys/products/handbook/groucho_max.gif

^_^

What could be greater than life and love?

-Genghis Khan

This is the main characters opinion about book writing:

"The notion of sitting down and conjuring up, not only words in which to clothe thoughts but thoughts worthy of being clothed - the whole thing was absurdly beyond his desires."
---F. Scott Fitzgerald (The Beautiful and Damned)

Edit: 0ne more, and this one is just awesome...

"A woman should be able to kiss a man beautifully and romantically without any desire to be either his wife or his mistress."
---same source as above

when i read this one i was like &#39;wow...&#39;

"So...When are the spice girls comming back?"
(XD XD XD XD) -Jenny

"That cat has things I want."
:lol: -April/ Tenshi :D (Don&#39;t hate me&#33;&#33;)

I return only out of a sick fascination. It&#39;s kind of like watching a bus full of nuns leaving an orphanage with a load of newborns, and then it slams into a barrier of nuclear napalm. It&#39;s horrid, but you can&#39;t not watch.

- Alfonso de Sabio

there are only two things infinite , one it&#39;s the universe, the other one is the human stupidity, it&#39;s for the first that i&#39;m not so sure - Albert Einsten

(it&#39;s totally truth :lol: )

^_^

"I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don&#39;t have to." - Albert Einstein

I wanna reach that age ><

Originally posted by Red Stone@Jun 2 2005, 08:46 PM
I return only out of a sick fascination. It&#39;s kind of like watching a bus full of nuns leaving an orphanage with a load of newborns, and then it slams into a barrier of nuclear napalm. It&#39;s horrid, but you can&#39;t not watch.

- Alfonso de Sabio
Wow, I made it on the same page as Fitzgerald and Einstein. Along with Fob&#39;s "reluctant lesbian lover." Got to love internet forums.

Here&#39;s one of my favorites:

"Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that very few people do anything creative before the age of thirty-five."

-- Joel Hildebrand (1881-1983)

Lets see if I remember it correctly. Life is like an Endless Waltz, the three beats of War,Peace, and Revolution will forever continue on. I think thats it, I maybe of a word or two.

you can pray, but it won&#39;t stop it&#33; - usopp to bb in the chapter 205 of the one piece&#39;s manga

^_^

look at my sigs.

Let&#39;s see, some favorite quotes would be...

"There ain&#39;t no gettin offa this train we&#39;re on&#33;" -Cloud, FF7

"Guns don&#39;t kill people, the Government does." -Dale Gribble, King of the Hill

"I8PP" -Homer Simpson, Simpsons

"Your cute when you smile." -Ranma, Ranma1/2

Originally posted by JcKaji2@Jun 7 2005, 04:15 PM
you can pray, but it won&#39;t stop it&#33; - usopp to bb in the chapter 205 of the one piece&#39;s manga

^_^
Let&#39;s pray, and when you&#39;ll open your eyes, you&#39;ll see that all is fine... AAARGH A SKELETON &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; - the same usopp some chapters after <_<

"you laugh at me because i&#39;m different, but i laugh at you because you&#39;re all the same."

"life is like a roll of toilet paper...long and useful."

"high-school is like toilet paper, you only miss it when it&#39;s gone..."

"Never be someone&#39;s slogan, because you are poetry."

ooooh...good one....um.....
Life is like a roll of toilet paper, long and useful (said that like 3 times i think...)

"Ya bastard&#33;&#33; Ya god damn coward&#33;&#33;" Hehe&#33;&#33; :D

“Don’t look back. There’s no point. After all, in the end, everything will be gone. But until then, can you help me cherish each moment and dream for all eternity?”
-- Sebastian von Kane, Mephisto von Hugo, Karslbad, Deutschland

I thought it&#39;s refreshing. ^_^

"I reject your reality, and substitute it with my own" adam, mythbusters.

"It&#39;s not about the destination....It&#39;s about the journey..."

"I say&#33; How splendid."

(All of them? I can&#39;t think of them all at the moment, so I&#39;ll post as many as I can. I can&#39;t choose which is my exact favourite.)

- "If you become what you defeat, you have failed."
- "As long as there are humans, there is always war."
- "Yesterday&#39;s history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift; that&#39;s why it&#39;s called the present."
- "A wise man speaks when he has something to say; a fool speaks when he has to say something."
- "Music is a way out of the darkness." (by Stevie Wonder)
- "One who never expects gratitude, never gets disappointed."
- "The truth is you could slit my throat, and with my one last gasping breath I&#39;d apologize for bleeding on your shirt."
- "And the truth is that if you see my tears, don&#39;t be fooled by them. I may be in my moment of sorrow, but I can still fight."
- "It&#39;s all fun until someone gets hurt, then it&#39;s hilarious."
- "When all else fails, use fire." (from The Legend of Zelda)
- "Don&#39;t smoke unless you&#39;re on fire." (from a NES hockey game)
- "You laugh because I&#39;m different. I laugh because you&#39;re all the same."
- "I hear voices in my head. You&#39;re jealous because only I can hear the voices."
- "OHMYGODIMONFIRE&#33;" (From "The Decline of Videogames 2" and "A Decline Christmas" said by Tom)

shade: Mythbusters&#33; I remember that quote from Adam... :think:
Tranquil_Feather: I believe that&#39;s Cid who says that, not Cloud&#33;

Consider how hard it is to change urself, and u&#39;ll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others.