'The only way to always win is to never lose'
(from this one movie, I forgot the name of it)

'You think picking up dog poop is disgusting? Try drinking it'
(from an add on the local park's bulletin board)

'More haste, less speed'
(from a book in the library)

lol
If men had periods they would brag about the size of their tampons
:lol2:

"I got a jar of dirt."

or

*points to signature*

^_^

Warped Wiseman wonders: "Why is it that packages by ship is called cargo and packages sent by car are called shipments?"

About Jon from Garfield in a yearbook:"A fool and his money are soon to be parted."

A good quote(meaningful):"With power comes responsibility"

From an economics book:"The law is corrupt, that's why lawyers are blamed."

and so many other great ones i just can't think of at the moment

In general people experience their present naively, as it were, without being able to form an estimate of its contents; they have first to put themselves at a distance from it - the present, that is to say, must have become the past - before it can yield points of vantage from which to judge the future. ~Sigmund Freud, The Future of an Illusion

Freud knows his stuff. I love this one because it's true no matter who you are.

Alex Trebek (on the TV on Jeopardy): Japanese anime usually comes from this japanese comic book (paraphrase)
Me: What is MANGA! YES! I KNOW THIS!
Contestant: What is Manga (pronounced without the hard A)
Alex: Yes, Manga(pronounced same way as contestant pronounces it) is correct
Me: No, it's MANGA!!!!!

my favorice quotes are: "everything is all right in the end, if it's not all right, then it's not the end." and "there may be many worlds out there but they all share the same sky- one sky one destiny." and i ruder but funnier one "i tryed to see things from your point of view but i couldnt get my head that far up my butt."

"The best way to a man's heart is through his ribcage" XD

I saw that on a fencing shirt at a competition, I have no Idea who said it.

O_o that's interesting.....

In my sig at one point, it said "What is the meaning of life?" So, someone PMs me and says "Donuts." >_>

Another one was when I was at a friend's party and we were all joking about Micheal Jackson for some reason and then one of them says in a creepy voice "Stand still little boy....." And..... I've pretty much joked about that ever since. Course, now my g@y friend is totally killing the joke.....

"Ever taking a car ride to hell you’re riding shotgun!"
"I'm gonna sleep in yer bloody carcasses tonight!"
“Jack on this you child-molestin' shit-wacker!”
-David Brunt from Hobo With A Shotgun (http://youtube.com/watch?v=1LlazPgxKrA)
(This is the best I could understand from the youtube video :heh: )

"Everyone is the same because they are all different,"
a genius friend of mine.

"It's not that hard to stop smoking. I already did it a good hundred times. "(paraphrase) Mark Twain.

teacher: God gave you two ears and one mouth so that you could listen more than to speak.
student: God also gave you two hands to cover both of your ears when the teacher 's talking.

teacher: Get your mouth under control.
student: We have our mouths well controlled and talking.

[NOTE: the student-teacher thing, well I made it up. (even used it in real life XD.)

"He's a girl on the inside. ^_^"
"Viriginity is like a bubble-one prick, all gone."
"Why is it called a pair of panties and one bra?"
"MY PRECIOUS!!!!"
"The Wii in France is called the Yes."
"Build a man a fire, warm him for a day. Set a man on fire, you warm him for a lifetime." :lol:
"I think I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... Wait, I think I've said that before"-Forgot who it was... >.<

From william golding writer of lord of the flies

"childhood is like a sickness.....a sickness you eventialy grow out of"

"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth."

-Bohr

"There's no happiness without ppiness"

-me

"Take your time, I'm in a hurry." ~Napoleon Bonaparte(no not Dynamite! )

"Is it harder to screw up or to screw down?" - a friend of mine

"is it hard for you to just give up or not. take it or not i'll slap you" LOOOL:D:D

"GENTLEMEN. I bring you....MORE CORN!"

"IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, is it, STEVE?! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaa."

" The reason why girls have more body mass is because of their breast"
"So, that's why skinny girls are flat chested" XD

my fav quote is this one by plato

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.

the only quote that i tell everyone and i use often in normal conversation is the one at the top of this page (52) and 'Love is giving someone the power to destroy but trusting them not to.' (some people say it differently, but ultimately it means the same thing)

"I hope I can pee at [age] 82, let alone host a game show..."

-The Price is Right announcer Rich Fields, about Bob Barker

"Do you wanna go to the beach?"
"Yes."
"Do you wanna get high?"
"No."
"I THINK YOU DO!"

-Some guys from The Office, it was some multicultural day thing, and they were making fun of Jamaicans...

"This is NOT a condom!"

-My science teacher, about some clear plastic thing we were using in an expierment (I forgot what it was called, it was supposed to represent the cell membrane...)

"Your picture of God or your idea of immortality is atrophied, consequently your psychic metabolism is out of gear." Cg Jung
Someone reminded me of this one today XD

"Money is not evil, the love for it is the problem"
"life is too short to do housework"
"life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you'll get" hmm....chocolate~~~~ *drools*

My favorite quote from Sephiroth

"Tell me what it is you cherish most...so that I may have the pleasure of taking it away...”

Another game quote, this time from Balthier

"With each passing day, the world finds new and exciting ways to kill a man."

And again, one of my personal favorites with a video game, concerning God

"Disrupt the "order"? This "order" you talk about is just a matter of your own convienence!! Using "God" as an "order" to control the people is absurd. You have no right to take advantage of the innocent."

"What if it snowed in San Francisco?"
-Jonny Moseley
(Just because of how retarded that question is. :heh: )

'I just Jack Bauer'd my coursework, thats right i started and completed it within 24 hours" my room mate
this was far too funny at the time

"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit."
-W. Somerset Maugham.

I like that one. Because it's so obnoxiously true. X3
If I happened to have said that last quote whilst arguing with someone and they start to open their dumb mouth again to protest what I've just said (presumably with another quote, as they're too dumb to say anything original), I like to seal the deal with another one of my favorite quotes, namely:

"Quiet, fucktard."
-anonymous

I also like "For what is man, but a fiction of God?!" -Ghanny, from 1/0 XD

"There are two tactics for arguing with a woman, and neither one works"

"Sometimes you are the bug. And sometimes you are the windshield."

"God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him." xD

"They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem." - George Carlin

"I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks." - Jack Handey - Deep Thoughts (SNL)

I need to find the source for this quote:

"Let us take this world by the throat and make it give us what we desire."

David King (http://rous.redbarn.org/objectivism/Writing/DavidKing/GuideToObjectivism/CHAPTR10.HTM#135)?

Under the section called "love".

:o

3Q~

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”-Robin Williams

A personal Favorite.

"One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." Josef Stalin

"The only difference between a violin and viola is that a viola burns longer." - Victor Borge

A while back, my friends and I were discussing who would be who from various final fantasy games.
"You fit into Squall's character like cake fits into a meat grinder. Easily, and with a satisfying squish."

"Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people just abuse the privilage!"

From Ctrl+Alt+Del:

"Starcraft is better than sex for Koreans. Starcraft cures cancer, paves roads, delivers babies and then proceeds to raise the babies to be upstanding Starcraft-playing citizens of Korea. Who are then treated like movie stars ust for being good at Starcraft, I kid you not. For Koreans, a Starcraft tournament is like the Super Bowl."

One printed on a set of my programming notes:

"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaing your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live"-Martin Golding

Kill 1 man: You are a murderer. Kill 10 men: You are a monster.Kill 100 men: You are a hero. Kill 10,000: LVL UP!

I think my most recent favorite quote comes from when Al said a toilet is "like a gold mine." :lol:

Haven't seen Gnomish for a loooong time. What did Al mean by that?

"Make a decision, even if its wrong" Jarvis Klem.

Haven't seen Gnomish for a loooong time. What did Al mean by that?

"Make a decision, even if its wrong" Jarvis Klem.

Hey again, an-kun! Al was actually talking about how he gets ideas for composing while on the john. :heh:

http://forums.ichigos.com/showpost.php?p=354141&postcount=726

"When you or I read (George) Orwell's 1984, we generally take it as a warning. Dubya (President Bush) read it -- or, more likely, had it read to him -- and decided to use it as a textbook!" - Me, during a conversation with my mom.

Al was actually talking about how he gets ideas for composing while on the john. :heh:

Yeah, it works for myself as well. Can't remember them though. Lol.

ANYWAY, sorry for offtopicness.

"The difference between Bush and a catfish is that one is a scum-sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish."

Mega-Pimp, Mega-Pimp.

I like this one: "A father's work is from sun to sun, but a mother's work is never done." This was pulled up on the Adult Swim bumps one Mother's Day. I think they said it's anonymous.

"While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, another is busy making mistakes and becoming superior." - Henry C. Link

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone." - Oldboy (2003)

"Pulling the trigger isn't about shooting down enemies. It's about you surviving to see another day." - Mickey Simon (Area 88 TV)

"Does anyone know what commercial this song is from? That's right, the Spam commercial!"
-My conductor on the song "Palladio" which we played for our concert. (I forgot what commercial it was from! I need to know so I can look it up on YouTube!)

I feel like that I don't want our friendship to go (...) I believe [friendship] is the foundation in knowing any person...

-Me; talking about someone else to a friend... (I'm not talking about the person I'm talking to)

"Life is going fast, when you think its going slow." -Me (Theres a story behind that one.) ;)

"thats what i like about you caboose, everything falls into two catagories with you: Either you don't understand or you just don't care."

"Yeah, I don't really understand what you mean by that, but I guess it doesn't matter."


from red vs blue(church talking to caboose)

"We're fighting everyday in a war zone where lives can vanish with a single bullet. Isn't that the very reason you know the agony and splendor of surviving?" - Mickey Simon

"If you're white chocolate, and she's milk chocolate, while she's (referring to a different "she") dark chocolate, that would make me yellow chocolate!" -My friend; interesting discussion about chocolate...still don't get it!"

"If any of you have more than 2 children, I will hunt you down."

"Ten thousand flowers in the spring, the moon in the autumn, a cool breeze in summer, snow in winter. If you mind isn't clouded by unnecessary things, this is the best season of your life." -Wu Men (Sorta like that one Kenshin quote from Hiko Seijuro in Trust and Betrayal ;) )


"How many times have you committed suicide?"
"So you killed the victim by stabbing him with a knife. Did he die?"
These two were from a book of silly quotes. They were taken from the court trials section, I think.

I won't mention the million Scrubs quotes I like...


"
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone." - Oldboy

Amazing movie; equally amazing quote =D

"Most people say 'You mean the world to me.' But the world means nothing to me compared to you."

I can't remember the Hiko Seijuro quote you're referring to... I would probably watch the movie just to find out, but my copy has a HUMUNGOUS crack in it.

:cry:

"The relationship between faith, reason, and fear sometimes resembles the children's game of rock, paper, scissors. Fear displaces reason, reason challenges faith, faith overcomes fear." - Al Gore

Random Quote:

"Oh yeah, well...Your feet are stupid!" ~Me, inventing the best comeback. EVUR.

Serious Quote:

"We all have a purpose; we search for it till the end of time, and some of us may not even find it. You helpped find mine. :)" ~My best friend, Wolfgoddess

"He looks like Daisuke from D.N.Angel, so I'm gonna call him Daisuke!"
-Me, about Davis from Digimon (The funny thing was that his Japanese name actually IS Daisuke)

"Leonardo DiCaprio's a wuss. He's perfect for the role of Romeo."
-My english teacher

"I'm always eating candy. Jensen is pissed off that it's not showing yet."
and
"I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them."

Both quotes from one of my favorite actors, Jared Padalecki. :)


Aside from those, I love this Oscar Wilde quote: "Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best."

Jared Padalecki was Dean on Gilmore Girls, right?

"I'm fuckalicious!!!"
-my friend

EDIT: Ignore this post.

"We are not human beings having spiritual experiences; we are spiritual beings having human experiences." Pierre de someone or another

"I wish I could show you,
When you are lonely or in darkness,
The astonishing light
of your own being." I Heard God Laughing

"Post apocalyptic dystopian science fiction media. My favorite kind of fairy tale, since it's a window to a possibility, within the realm of quantum physics with some time travel thrown in" - Me, 4 seconds ago.

"A philandering string theorist is caught with another woman by his wife. "But darling," he pleads, "I can explain everything!"" - not me, its from the magazine "the Onion"

"On a large enough sample, anything can happen." - Probably me, 4 seconds ago depending on your point of view.

I HAVE AN IDEA!!!! as crazy as that may sound.

If a mod or an admin or just a good web page dude could compile all these awesome quotes into a "ICHIGO BOOK OF MEMORABLE QUOTES" i would be really happy. so would everyone who would read it :D.

a wise friend said...

"Do not go where the path may lead,go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.-xc."

it's a personal fav. :)

"What, how come none of these gladiators look like Russell Crowe?"
-Me, about the people at the Colosseum in Rome that dress up like gladiators and take photos with tourists for about 2 euro

"This chicken had firm breasts..."
-Me, about a chicken I ate (I might have been a little drunk)

"Hey, there's a salad on my fly!"
-Me, on the same night I was eating the chicken

I say weird things...

"I feel like a mat in a raze!" -- Me, at the wooden maze outside of Appleton, Wisconsin last summer

That's how confused I was. Lol.

"I feel like a mat in a raze!" -- Me, at the wooden maze outside of Appleton, Wisconsin last summer

That's how confused I was. Lol.

Well, when I first read it, I thought it said "rat in a maze"...

"I love drunk Monica! She's so much more fun than regular Monica!"
-Phoebe on Friends

"We've been at this all night! Can't we get some rest?"
-Harry Potter, in the OotP movie (he said it to Snape...)

"I feel like a mat in a raze!" -- Me, at the wooden maze outside of Appleton, Wisconsin last summer

This was before we even got in the maze, lol.


I mixed up the letters when I said it. That's the only reason it's funny.

I mixed up the letters when I said it. That's the only reason it's funny.

I realized that, but when I read it, I mixed up the letters so they were back to the way they were supposed to be...

LMAO.

"Hahaha, It's High School Musical"
-A guy I met in Italy who heard me singing the song from the Lizzie McGuire movie

I love Italians...

My brother & I were playing the new mario party game for the wii. & there is this minigame where your on the roof and get snowballs thrown at you. He would hit me w/ the snowball & I'll be like no fair.

That's when he said " You can't move your legs if your butt's frozen."

so that's my favorite quote right now. Dont know why, though.

"The feeling of being trapped without your consent is the worst state of mind to have."

"Twinkle, Twinkle Baby, Twinkle, Twinkle." XD
It's from Be Cool

I really like: "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" -Mohatmas Gandhi

I really like: "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" -Mohatmas Gandhi

That is one of my favorites too. Another one I like:

"If we were to speak more than we were to listen, we would have two mouths and one ear."
-Mark Twain

"If it has two legs, I'll drink it!"
-One of my friend's parents (I forgot which one)

I love quotes that don't make amy sense whatsoever...

"I may not be a first-rate composer, but I am a first-class second-rate composer!" - Richard Strauss

I really thought this quote was amusing:
"People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling" - Dr. Cox
I'm not sure if I'm allowed to write bastard; if not, sorry.

bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard etc.........

"Squirtle squirtle squirtle...oh, what the @#%$ am I saying?"

-Squirtle in a Robot Chicken parody...

"What if we … talked like this … all the time?"

-My 9th grade geography teacher making fun of "Chasing Cars" by Snow Patrol

"As long as there is algebra, there will be prayer in schools."
No idea who said that, but it's true.

I already posted this in general chat but...

[18:10] <Luis> grandma hasnt seen a dick for 30 years
[18:10] <Luis> so I think shed be game

"Drawing the metaphor of the early attempts to fly. The man going off of a very high cliff in his airplane, with the wings flapping, and the guys flapping the wings and the wind is in his face, and this poor fool thinks he's flying, but, in fact, he's in free fall, and he just doesn't know it yet because the ground is so far away, but, of course, the craft is doomed to crash.

That's the way our civilization is, the very high cliff represents the virtually unlimited resources we seem to have when we began this journey. The craft isn't flying because it's not built according to the laws of aerodynamics and it's subject to the law of gravity.


Our civilization is not flying because it's not built according to the laws of aerodynamics for civilizations that would fly. And, of course, the ground is still a long way away, but some people have seen that ground rushing up sooner than the rest of us have.

The visionaries have seen it and have told us it's coming. There's not a single scientific, peer-reviewed paper published in the last 25 years that would contradict this scenario: every living system of earth is in decline, every life support system of earth is in decline, and these together constitute the biosphere, the biosphere that supports and nurtures all of life, and not just our life but perhaps 30 million other species that share this planet with us."

—Ray Anderson, founder of Interface, The Corporation



It's long but I still like it...

"When we have found all the meanings and lost all the mysteries, we will be alone, on an empty shore."
--- Tom Stoppard

"Wisdom Begins in Wonder."
--- Socrates

"They shall be a tie that endures for ages yet, though it is too true few will ever see again such pious magnificence."
--- Hanachirusato, A Tale of Genji; Shikibu

"One fish, Two fish, Red fish, Blue fish."

-Dr. Seuss

[11:55am]Luis: I like kids
[11:55am] Luis: with BBQ sauce
[11:55am] aznanimedude: luis that's fck'd up man
[11:55am] X: I'm quoting that
[11:55am] Luis: XD
[11:55am] aznanimedude: fck'd up
[11:56am] aznanimedude: oyster sauce is better
[11:56am] aznanimedude: lawl
[11:56am] aznanimedude: sike
[11:56am] X: oh dear



ohhh the fun of irc :3

"I feel like a mat in a raze!" -- Me, at the wooden maze outside of Appleton, Wisconsin last summer

That's how confused I was. Lol.

That would be along the same lines as me calling my cousins 'Saaron and Adie'. As I seem to do on a fairly regular basis - for some reason, Aaron and Sadie are never ever mentioned separately, they are always a single being. Stupid my tongue!

i don't know how much it takes to get me drunk, by the time i reach that number, i already lost count :\
-unknown person (actually i made that up but if someone already said it phooey on them)

"The real heroes always manage to die first. But, then again, being alive is proof that we were good." - Dominic "Vulture" Zubov

"If you abandon me here, I swear I'll come back to haunt you"
It's funny...

"I don't want any tapping in debate. There's no tapping, no singing, no whistling, no rapping, no talking, no shouting, no screaming, no running. And if you're going to talk, don't talk when you're near me. This is a silent zone."

- My debate teacher. So serious, yet oddly amusing.

"Don't get a badatude."

-my health teacher

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"I'm just a janitor; they told me to fake it."

-my substitute teacher for biology (little did the class know, he wasn't kidding) (edit: I guess he really was a teacher, my bad)

Two words, big bagels.

"Keep your eyes on the prize"

My piano teacher saying the quote by Muhammad Ali; This is a great quote for aspiring-pianists to put somewhere [visible] on their pianos. ^_^

"Actions speak louder than words." - Alucard?

"What lies ahead for us now, now that we've lost the war?"
"Even after the darkest nights, morning always comes." - Ace Combat 6 TGS trailer

Seriously, how can anyone say that with a straight face?

Friend (looking through Catholic Bible)- "Man, the Catholic Bible has so many holy stuff. I mean come on, holy thursdays, holy animal, holy angels...."

Me- "...Holy crap!"

(no insult meant against the religion)

"Atoms can be split into smaller parts, unlike theorized in 200 years past. We now know there are electrons, neutrons, and maybe ever..."

"...BUNNIES!"

"Ser normal es ser aburrido." (Translation: (To) be normal is (to) be/being boring.)

-Spanish teacher, in teaching adjectives...

"If it's almost right it's wrong."
George Washington Carver, my history teacher says that a lot.

don't know if ive posted this before, but its an amazing quote

"Some people ask for happiness on condition. Happiness can only be felt if you don't set any condition"- Rubinstein

"So in America there is so much to do for fun; I do not understand those people who are sitting on their big cushions in front of T.V. and complaining."
- Viktor Belenko

"This isn't Burger King, you can't have it your way." my 6th grade P.E. teacher.

"Live by the Penguin, Die by the Penguin."

Be ambitious to succeed, take risks to be happy.

To an annoying kid in class:

"John, you're an idiot." - Debate coach.

"He'd be smiling, even if he was the last batter in a losing game. A pinch only seemed like a chance to him." - Honey & Clover II

"Poker reveals to the frank observer something else of import - it will teach him about his own nature. Many bad players do not improve because they cannot bear self-knowledge." - David Mamet

"Oh you blow off my arm I love that arm like it was a child of mine!" - Schnukums, last week during a game of Front Mission.

"If you really want something, and really work hard, and take advantage of
opportunities, and never give up, you will find a way."
Jane Goodall, English Ethologist

"Never confuse motion with action."
Benjamin Franklin, American Statesman

"It doesn't matter where your profits come from - your only mission is to make the best decisions with the hands you're dealt." - Mike Caro

Ahh, I love poker/real-life parallels. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/ZeroIchigo/emot-unsmith.gif

(while watching baseball with my dad)

"He's too skinny to hit a home run, they will never score." -my dad

*batter hits home run*

Oh, how I love the irony...sweet, sweet irony.

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"HE IS SO BORING!!!!" -Clarinetist (referring to our math teacher via AIM)

When my mom asked who was on the phone.

(Hears phone ring, asnwers it then hangs up)
Mom: Who was it?
Me: Oh.... just a machine trying to be human. (a recording from someone)

"HE IS SO BORING!!!!" -Clarinetist (referring to our math teacher via AIM)

XD Thanks for posting that. :lol:

"You will sue me?!"- Student to the Spanish teacher; explaining possessive adjectives (in this case, "suyo", or his/hers/its).

"The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of, because words diminish them - words shrink things that seemed limitless when they were in your head to no more than living size when they're brought out. But it's more than that, isn't it? The most important things lie too close to wherever your secret heart is buried, like landmarks to a treasure your enemies would love to steal away. And you may make revelations that cost you dearly only to have people look at you in a funny way, not understanding what you've said at all, or why you thought it was so important that you almost cried while you were saying it. That's the worst, I think. When the secret stays locked within not for want of a teller, but for want of an understanding ear."
- Stephen King, from Different Seasons: The Body (1982)

*shreds paper and lights fire* :'(

Soppy love quote section!

"When I count my blessings, I always count you twice."
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. -Sam Keen
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss
"And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation." -Kahlil Gibran
"It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone."
"If I can't feel your heartbeat, you're too far away."
"You know it's love when forever is not long enough."
"Love is just a word until someone you meet gives it a proper meaning."
"We were two and had but one heart between us." -Frantois de Montcorbier Villon
"If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they dont, they never were."
"Some people grumble because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses."
"If I know what love is, it is because of you."

The dumbest people I know are those who know it all.
-Malcolm Forbes

"If you win overall, don't fret over a few lost skirmishes." - Mike Caro

I accidentally deleted my recycling bin... and I can't find it!!! - Friend ^_^

" It's me not you"
"It's me isn't it?"
"yeah pretty much" XD ~ two friends duking it out lol

"If you're mental, you're probably a genius."

-Me, 'uplifting' a friend of a "scatter-brain" attack. XD

ahhh how life comes at u fast, and then you trip and it all falls down slowly

I don't have favorite quote but here is one:

Wisdom and Love must balance mutually. Wisdom without Love it’s a destructive element. Love without Wisdom can leads us to error: “LOVE IS LAW, BUT CONSCIOUS LOVE”.

"You'd better live it up boy, because tomorrow maybe you'll be gone."

"Knowledge and Being must balance each other, in order to establish in our psyche the flame of comprehension".

Balance.

"Your language will loosen a bit when yo hangin' wit yo peeps."
-My Spanish teacher

"My theory? Popular music is 'loud and fast' because our lives are that way. We are always so busy today; we don't have time to relax, in a way. The reason why people do not like orchestral music today because it is generally 'softer and slower' than pop music."

-By me, to a good friend of mine. @_@

Haha nice, some days ago I heard an old man saying this to a woman on a bus "Finally I have a conclusion, do you know what is? he said to the woman, then he told her, I got the conclusion that to be alive is a danger".

Dialogue (My anonymous friend • Me):

"My parents are all anal about safety."
"Mine too! I had to wear a helmet all the time when I was little."
"When you were on your bike?"
"No, all the time. Then my dad told my mom she was crazy and she stopped making me wear it."

-edited- Ignore this post. I had no reason to post it up. ._.;

Quoting oneself should give at least -10 cool points.

Quoting oneself should give at least -10 cool points.

I like this quote XD

"Love is a gift" - by yours truly.

"People live as if they will never die, and die as if they had never lived."

the new one in my signature =P

"the headless chicken only knows where he has been, he can not see where he is going."

A day without laughter is a day wasted. -Charlie Chaplin

"Hope springs eternal...until it's crushed to a bloody pulp under the jackboot of Reality." - Anonymous (Seen on a T-shirt at a political protest.)

You have made a place in my heart where I thought there was no room for anything else. You have made flowers grow where I cultivated dust and stones. Remember this, on this journey you insist on making. If you die, I will not survive you long.
-Lan Mandragoran
....:cry:

"Death will take your body but can't destroy you"

"she looks like a giant sexual disease"
-My friend (same one with the helmet quote)

refers to this picture of Björk: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1e/BjörkFuji.jpg

A mature man does not eagerly flaunt his so-called superiority;
he needs only the capacity to do so when it becomes necessary.

A boy, however, feels the need to do so in order to bolster his boyish ego.

Spoiler for gif.


http://www.vulomedia.com/images/15547Courage.gif

"Assume nothing."
"All we're saying is give peace a chance."
"With confidence comes humility. Humility... a word long forgotten in today's society."

- Economics professor, Robert G. Gateman

"You can be a King, or a street sweeper, but everybody dances with the grim reaper"

"GET IN MA BELLA!" - Fat bastard

[16:56] * X touches the babies.
[16:56] * X squeals.
[16:56] *** Luis is now known as FBI
[16:56] <X> BABIESSS
[16:56] <X> oh gawd
[16:56] * X runs.
[16:56] <FBI> Ma'am we're gonna need you to come with us
[16:56] <divineshadow> run X run!

"i've got more tricks than your local strip club"

"The number zero; not the letter zero."
-my science teacher

"Remember, rock stars are not your friends!"
-my French teacher

"Well, my fun sensors went off so I had to go stop them." - My Debate teacher referring to kids who went outside to play in the fresh snow/ice

"its fun to scare people with happy tree friends and foreign music"
-landstrasse36

ftw

“When they are on their A game they are all fantastic players, some probably better than my A game.
The thing is, my D game isn’t much different than my A game.”

-- Chip Reese, RIP

"What people say and what people think can often be completely different"

[21:35] <X> Mmmmm
[21:35] <X> delicious toxic peeps

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[21:45] <X> I'm quotable :3

XD

[21:48] <X> I can hit enter with my chin
[21:49] <X> try typing with your nose
[21:49] <X> ouuuch it makes my eyes focus a lot

"I like hope. It gives me the opportunity to crush it." - One of my classmates.

"So let us then try to climb the mountain
Not by stepping on what is below us
But to pull us up at what is above us
For my part at the stars."

-- MC Escher

All work and no play makes Jack a dull, repetitive, anti-social, highly-stressed, narrow-minded, out-of-condition, sickness-prone boy.

"Power is a double-edged sword, a terrible force which devours alive its master when used selfishly, but which reveals its true glory when used for selfless and compassionate ends. That is why [Power] is said to be so fickle: because the hearts of people are thus." - Sho lore

"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleanor Roosevelt.

"Every day is a good day if you allow it." - Me

"It's so cruel how meat shrinks when you cook it." - A friend of mine.

conversation outside bandroom.
<jillian>oh! what a cute doggy!!
<me> i'd eat it
<tristan>i dunno, looks a bit fatty.

Even in pain you can sleep, but if you inflict pain you can never sleep.
-FMA

~Desu
-Rozen Maiden

Screw the rules I have money!
-YGOTAS

Don't know where this came from but i saw it on my friend's msn pm thingy
"Life isn't just any straightforward fairytale"

Quite meaningful

I love this one: "Militant Agnostic - I don't know and you know either!"

"I use to be pro-Fahrenheit-after all, it's the American way of measuring heat. That is, until I learned it was named after some Dutch guy. Sorry, but I don't want my thermometer taking orders from some Amsterdam stoner who got bonged out of his mind one night and started messing around with mercury. 'Dude, it's like I can see the temperature!' " - Stephen Colbert

"We're not kids- we're just vertically impaired pre-adults!" -One of the Animaniacs.

"Every time a bell rings, JK Rowling kills another Harry Potter character" -Unknown

"Have the confidence to be humble,
and in your humility, assume nothing." - Dr. Robert Gateman, economics professor.

All I can recommend is take the time to see things for what they really are; not what you want them to be, not how they should be, not as they will be, but as they currently are.

The truth.

Never stop smileing. You never know who's falling in love with it.

Noel Gallagher is the source of some of the greatest quotes on Earth. Not exactly inspirational, proverbial, or profound, but....YEAH. ='D

"I was on the verge of saying to my daughter, 'There is no Father Christmas' - I'm looking forward to breaking the news in about two years." -Noel Gallagher

"Next year I hope to get a stalker or two because I don't believe you've arrived until you get a stalker." -Noel Gallagher

Dani Behr: Do you [and Liam] still have physical fights?
Noel: No. The last time was in March or May and we haven't done since because...
Dani Behr: Who won?
Noel: I did. He claims it's because he was drunk, but I claimed I had won because I had a cricket bat in my hand.

And then there's Steinbeck.
"Perhaps the best conversationalist in the world is the man who helps others to talk."
"War. [is] a reversal of the rules where a man is permitted to kill all the humans he can."

"Great leaders grow their constituents into leaders themselves."
- Edmar Soriano, Tutoring Club of Fremont/Newark

"Even dead fish can go with the flow."

"I lost my licence!"

me a few days ago :P

'i have no life so i must watch others'- a friend of mine

its so true

Power over others is weakness disguised as strength.
True power is within, and it is available to you now.

-Eckhart Tolle

Capture the Flag!

[Caboose has just asked his Blue Army teammates why a simple blue flag is so important to defend - his teammates don't really know, either]
Church: Because it's the flag, man! You know... it's the... its The Flag! It's... Tucker, you tell him why the flag is so important.
Tucker: Well... it's... it's complicated. The... it's blue, we're blue...
Church: It's just important, okay? Trust us.

War is a game with a good deal of chance in it, and, from the little I have seen of it, I should say that nothing in war ever goes right except by accident.

- Winston Churchill

"Victory without eliminating the opponent, ruling without humiliating
the defeated. That is the meaning of true conquest!"

Anime related of course, but does anyone know where it came from? =p

still doesn't beat this one:

"...Ten thousand years have passed and you still act like the world is yours!"

"Victory without eliminating the opponent, ruling without humiliating
the defeated. That is the meaning of true conquest!"

Anime related of course, but does anyone know where it came from? =p

Alexander the Great, Fate/Zero

I like his other line:

“All those things like reasons and plans, those bothersome stuff, should be left for future historians to find a reason to give me. Heroes like us only need to obey our hearts’ desire, and gallop along the battlefield with our boiling blood.”

@ Zero

Absolutely agreed. That's one of my three favorite quotes out of Fate/Zero. The other two happens to be his as well =)

"The man that deserves to be my Master should be a warrior that rides
with me into the battlefield, not a coward that doesn't even dare
to show his face."

4chan is not a place for rainbows and leprechauns to run freely. This is internet rock bottom, where you go when you fucked up too many times everywhere else and no one wants you to be there. Since were anon, we can say whatever the fuck we want without feeling bad or thinking twice. We laugh when people become an hero. We fap to underage girls. We are the assholes of the internet, and god damn I am proud


oh well.

Tony Stark: "Peace is having a bigger stick than the other guy."

"One of the hardest thing in life is watching the person you love, love someone else."

"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well neither does bathing-that's why we recommend it daily."

"If you love somebody, let them go. If they return they were always yours, if they don't, they never were. "

Jackie: "The attire is semi-formal casual."
Fez: "Ahh, finally I can wear my tuxedo t-shirt!"

AHAHAH!

Oh! make sure that everyone has 1kg of rice in your locker so incase someone forgets to bring the rice...one of you can say "don't worry guys! I have the rice!" - My Japanese teacher

Oh! make sure that everyone has 1kg of rice in your locker so incase someone forgets to bring the rice...one of you can say "don't worry guys! I have the rice!" - My Japanese teacher

Got Rice?

He sure does, 1kg worth...

Ironically after having said that quote, this week it is my turn to bring the rice

The fate of the class having onigiri after double Japanese is in my hands mwahaha :F

He sure does, 1kg worth...

She...or....wait o.0....I wonder....

Jkz jkz, it's a GIRL omg o.o

I have a bag of wheat in my locker!!! YAY! :D
... since term 2 or was it 3

She...or....wait o.0....I wonder....

Jkz jkz, it's a GIRL omg o.o

O.o

She?

^ Yuh I is pretty sure I is gurl

*edit* DOES MY DP LOOK MASCULINE? I NEED ANSWERZ. :F

@happy smiles

I has connect-4 in my locker for omg-im-so-bored-plz days and it makes a good smacking board-or-any-other-purpose-that-connect-4-can-have-apart-from-its-main-purpose

I has emergency entertainment :)

No, it is feminine. But taking only my sig into account, what would you think I am? :)

Wait... are you suggesting you're not a human but actually a sword?

Or a sword wielding elf, you chose.

Edit: This is wayyy off topic :topic:

"Nine arrows grouped together are stronger than one sword"
- blatantly stolen

Couple of recent ones from some of my lectures
On user generated content:
"Whats the TTC? How fast can somone get a male phalus into the game using your editor?"

A Games Production Management student to his group of programmers and artists:
"You're my bitches and I'll ride you like a bike"

Found in complementary Chinese fortune cookie

"No answer can also be an answer"

I'm going to start using that when I cbf answering people

One that I made up... You don’t know what you want, but you do know what you don’t want.

Some random quotes by people I don't know...
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

By Mark Twain...
"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it."
I do NOT intend to be racist or mean or anything but...
"It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it."

The Smell Of chemistry is awesome if it works...

Traffic Schools (http://www.trafficschools123.com)

I have two.

"Sheet music is expressions of the soul written down on paper."
and
"Sometimes paper is the only thing that will listen to you."

Lol. I'm so happy I dug this thread out. :)

" You're playing the clarinet, not having a spitting contest with it. Stop slobbering!.... jesus" -my 3rd grade music teacher XD

"I'd rather betray the world than let it betray me!"
- Azai Kyousuke, from visual novel 'Devil on the G String'.

Nice story so far. I can't wait till it's completely translated.
Quote itself is interesting in that most of us probably go through life with this mind set, aware or not.

The mind should be trained to be a servant of the heart. Logic should serve love.
And then life can become a festival of lights - Osho

This is a strange world: if you are miserable, if you are suffering, nobody says to you that somebody has brainwashed you, somebody has hypnotized you. But if you are smiling, joyously dancing in the street, singing a song, people will be shocked. They will ask, "What are you doing? Somebody has brainwashed you - are you hypnotized, or have you gone mad?" - Osho

"In the future, never look back to your high school years and say, 'Those were my best years,' because if you do, you failed in life." -my little brother

"Animals are your best friends because they don't care how much of an asshole you are."


Random "The Office" quotes.

"If I can hook you up with a girl, than I rather take her for myself." -Kevin

"I'm a black belt in gift wrapping." -Jim Halpert

"I'm faster than 80% of all snakes." - Dwight

"Home Depot: You can do it, She can bitch." - Some stand-up comedian.

Let's see... This?

"Do Be Happy"
"Fighting with conviction leads to victory." - T. Hawk

Don't dare laugh at me with these quotes.

Никогда не сдавайся! (Never surrender);)

"I am the Ted Bundy of String Theory." - Sam Harris

Context is important. :)

oh, I got a good one: practice makes perfect, but humans are never perfect, so why bother to practice?

oh, I got a good one: practice makes perfect, but humans are never perfect, so why bother to practice?

That sounds pretty lame to me :P
Optimism ftw!

You call my favorite quote lame?!?!?:bleh:

我想打你！ (I want to hit you!)

you know?! You can always arrange them!

我打，你想！ (I hit, you think!)
你想打我！ (You want to hit me!)
我想你打！ (I want you to hit!)
想我，打你！ (Miss/Think me, I hit you!)

and blah blah blah etc

你想我打你，我打，你想我！

But wait what type of a quote is that anyways...

你想我打你，我打，你想我！

But wait what type of a quote is that anyways...

lawlz it means "You think I hit you, I hit, you think of me!"

so mean?

that doesn't make any sense...

I know what it means >_<

And not really, it actually means "You want me to hit you, I hit (you), you think of me!"


>_>

"Experience life in all possible ways -- good-bad, bitter-sweet, dark-light, summer-winter. Experience all the dualities. Don't be afraid of experience, because the more experience you have, the more mature you become"

- Osho

:coolio:

I know what it means >_<

And not really, it actually means "You want me to hit you, I hit (you), you think of me!"


>_>

You can also say it in that sense XD

Either way, is that a quote?

These things we do that others may live

USAF Pararescue

When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice in the eyes of your enemies. ^-^
Anyone know where its from?
Also, when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, but without water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. ;P

"They might laugh at you because you are different, but you can laugh at them because they're all the same"

"My opinion is that opinions are meaningless."

"You just contradicted yourself."

"That's the point."

'Fate loves the fearless'

"sometimes you have to run away not just to create distances but to see who cares enough to run behind..."

'Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known'

-Carl Sagan

"Manny, find me some guys that were born in 1958."

Ah, a classic one: if you can't beat them, join them

Do not let things to happen to you. Make the things to happen to you.

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.

^was in the only fortune cookie ive ever had.

Cookies make everything better!!!!!

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle

~ Abraham Lincoln

"Yah gotta move yar ass if yah want to accomplish something".

just because their dreams doesn't mean they wont come true

i asked my doctor if i'd be able to play varsity tennis. he said yes, and that made me very happy, because i have never played tennis in my life.

'Fate loves the fearless'
I like "fate favors the brave" more. It has the alliteration going for it, plus the 'ei' sounds in fate, favors, and brave. I think it rolls off the tongue much easier.
Plus, it makes more sense. Who cares if fate loves you? That doesn't necessarily mean it's going to do anything for you! But when fate favors you, you know you're a in a good place. XD

Yeah but, "Fate favors the fearless" is consonance, which is much more noticeable and flows pretty well too.

your mothers a moron but u still love her

give a bad son a treat. give a good son a spanky.

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

u wanna give someone a present but instead u punch em in the face

Yeah but, "Fate favors the fearless" is consonance, which is much more noticeable and flows pretty well too.
Isn't that just alliteration too? Anyway, yeah, that flows pretty well too. Both are better than "fate loves the fearless." That one just sounds weird. =(

Oh, actually, to be precise, your example was an alliteration because the sounds don't start the word. Mine were consonance, and assonance would be if the vowel sounds started the word.

Assonance would be: All Americans are amazing.

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are". - Kurt Cobain

"Never satisfied, never full. They eat and destroy with grubby hands until nothing is left but piss." - Sensui Shinobu (Yu Yu Hakusho)

:emo: