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M
May 11th, 2010, 01:06 am
D'aww...

My 80 USD on legal Detective Conan videos has expired. I guess it's time to go over to DCTP seeing how Funimation likes to take forever in slashing the anime into pieces (like, changing everyone's name).

ChristopherArmalite
May 11th, 2010, 01:59 am
So I'm taking Art History this Summer semester, the course covers art from the Renaissance all the way to Modern Art. I just bought the textbook and according to my weighing scale and my bank account, 600 years of Art History weighs 10 pounds and costs $200 =_=

M
May 11th, 2010, 02:56 am
20 USD/LB ...that's some mighty fine lobster cuisine you got there.

Paradox
May 11th, 2010, 02:59 am
So I'm taking Art History this Summer semester, the course covers art from the Renaissance all the way to Modern Art. I just bought the textbook and according to my weighing scale and my bank account, 600 years of Art History weighs 10 pounds and costs $200 =_=

Huh... I wonder if you can pump history in lieu of iron to get fit? XD

Sirius
May 11th, 2010, 03:37 am
Huh... I wonder if you can pump history in lieu of iron to get fit? XD

Oh man, look at these guns. Got them from lugging math, history, chemistry, and Spanish. Who said straight-A nerds can't get buff? :P

That just reminded me, I have to either beg the seniors for the books or buy them for my classes next year. I hope the professors don't want the newest version. =/

I swear the companies have them under contracts to make $$$ off of those heavy books. Poke me if I'm right.

M
May 11th, 2010, 04:04 am
I wish that the artist on my team would step up to the plate and actually draw something. I'm getting sick of making every gosh darn thing on the fly, and neglecting my own responsibility because of it.

Phard
May 11th, 2010, 04:08 am
What team?

M
May 11th, 2010, 04:15 am
My Visual Novel group.

Whiplash
May 11th, 2010, 04:40 am
Rofl, Visual Novel group...

Jimmy you mother fucker, you need to log on to MSN every once in a while. I haven't talked to you in a long ass time. We need to catch up. DON'T LOSE TOUCH MAN, DON'T DO IT. I still talk to mirah ALL the time. Get in the "in" group again meegra. I'm sure you can fit me into your schedule of moving furniture all day.

HopelessComposer
May 11th, 2010, 04:48 am
I wish that the artist on my team would step up to the plate and actually draw something. I'm getting sick of making every gosh darn thing on the fly, and neglecting my own responsibility because of it.
What artist? =D
I just got finished drawing a flame-throwing robot for mah game. The game that's going to easily make me TENS OF HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS. Excuse me for being busy getting pathetically wealthy over here! =P
Also, I've been stepping up to the plate every freaking day for the past few weeks. Gotta get my fastball moving! Dohohohohoho~

Jimmy you mother fucker, you need to log on to MSN every once in a while. I haven't talked to you in a long ass time. We need to catch up. DON'T LOSE TOUCH MAN, DON'T DO IT. I still talk to mirah ALL the time. Get in the "in" group again meegra. I'm sure you can fit me into your schedule of moving furniture all day.
Yeah, I reformatted my computer a few weeks back, and never reinstalled MSN, since I've been busy drawing and programming and shit anyway. I'll reinstall it tomorrow, though!

Anyway, pretty happy right now. Slowly but surely finishing my game, thanks to my new and improved "work on it a little every day" attitude. It's working out much better than my old "work on it once a year" attitude, so far. ONWARD, TO MY BRIGHT AND SHINING FUTURE! >=D

Paradox
May 11th, 2010, 06:00 am
What's this?! A Wild Paradox Appears!

ChristopherArmalite
May 11th, 2010, 08:01 am
Huh... I wonder if you can pump history in lieu of iron to get fit? XD
I'll be pumping History for 4 months. I want to see results(though not to this degree) (http://media.photobucket.com/image/re5%20chris%20redfield/Warsun117/re5-chris-redfield-character.jpg) by then >=)


I hope the professors don't want the newest version. =/

I swear the companies have them under contracts to make $$$ off of those heavy books. Poke me if I'm right.
:poke:
That's how it's looking for me. This sem's textbooks are expensive and the majority of them are new editions (which essentially means they fixed mistakes they didn't catch the first, second (or third) time) even if the earlier editions would work just fine, the professors INSIST we have the newest one...case in point, my Psych book is the 3rd edition and I planned on using my brother's 2nd edition. The only difference I found would be formatting and page difference. If I kept using the 2nd edition, I'd only have minor inconveniences stemming from page numbers and such.

HopelessComposer
May 11th, 2010, 07:17 pm
The most powerful oven ever:
http://ovenofpower.ytmnd.com/

O:

Neko Koneko
May 11th, 2010, 07:57 pm
I was actually wondering if there was something going to happen. That was lame.

HopelessComposer
May 11th, 2010, 09:00 pm
I was actually wondering if there was something going to happen. That was lame.
Well, I guess the joke only works if you're a fan of the game...

M
May 11th, 2010, 09:22 pm
Nope. Didn't effect me at all :mellow:

Paradox
May 11th, 2010, 10:01 pm
:unsure:

huh?

HopelessComposer
May 11th, 2010, 11:26 pm
Nope. Didn't effect me at all
That's because you're depressed the VN is going nowhere. =P
You have to be a fan of Chrono Trigger and not depressed for it to work.

M
May 11th, 2010, 11:52 pm
Who said I was depressed? Anger and resentment are terms closer to what I feel about the VN.

Paradox
May 12th, 2010, 01:23 am
I'm a fan of Chrono Trigger and Chrono Cross... although I like Chrono Cross much better.

Sephiroth
May 12th, 2010, 01:25 am
2.23am and im wide awake. its going to be a long night :( any recommeendations on how to kill time

Paradox
May 12th, 2010, 01:30 am
Let Para hold you till you fall asleep? XD

Sephiroth
May 12th, 2010, 01:32 am
i ummmmm think i might pass on that one but thank you for the offer kind sir :unsure:

Phard
May 12th, 2010, 02:03 am
think about the most boring task you can, and imagine yourself doing it.

then sleep.

Luis
May 12th, 2010, 02:15 am
3:15am
Gym at 6:30.... fuck.

aznanimedude
May 12th, 2010, 02:27 am
well you're screwed

HopelessComposer
May 12th, 2010, 02:38 am
Who said I was depressed? Anger and resentment are terms closer to what I feel about the VN.
*Tips hat.* It's what I'm best at. XD

I'm a fan of Chrono Trigger and Chrono Cross... although I like Chrono Cross much better.
Yeah, I didn't get far in Cross. Gotta pick it up again, because it looked amazing.

Sephiroth
May 12th, 2010, 02:44 am
3:15am
Gym at 6:30.... fuck.

haha i feel your pain. although ive been twice this week already so can afford to take tomorrow off if i wanted to. but i wont. just watching some episodes of new animes. see if theres anything thats really fun and interesting

X
May 12th, 2010, 05:00 am
Pop goes the weasel!

urcute08
May 12th, 2010, 08:33 am
OMG! I love that song!

Luis
May 12th, 2010, 12:10 pm
Wooo

Squat: 60kg / 130lbs
Bench: 40kg / 88lbs
Deadlift: 70kg / 150lbs

Not great (3x5 except DL which is 1x5) but hey its a start.
*points at azn* HAHAHA NOT screwed...tho I drank a ton of cold as hell water and almost puked in the middle of the gym which was hilarious.

HopelessComposer
May 12th, 2010, 12:23 pm
Wooo

Squat: 60kg / 130lbs
Bench: 40kg / 88lbs
Deadlift: 70kg / 150lbs

Not great (3x5 except DL which is 1x5) but hey its a start.
*points at azn* HAHAHA NOT screwed...tho I drank a ton of cold as hell water and almost puked in the middle of the gym which was hilarious.
I'm not sure about the five reps thing...I think it's best to go around eight, at least. I try to do ten before I move up in weight. Are you just starting out? You'll probably bump up the weight a lot in the first few months, so get ready to feel awesome. XD

Keep in mind I have no idea what I'm talking about, and I'm only lifting the way I see other people lift, lol. You may or may not actually want to drop the weight to do more reps. Ask your doctor before starting any exercise program. I am not responsible for any injuries you may cause yourself trying to do twice as many reps next time you go to the gym. [/legal stuff]

And I stopped going to the gym for like a year...just started up again a few months ago. I'm just barely back up to where I was this time last year. Super pathetic. = =;;
I thought since I move furniture at my job, I'd just get stronger from that. Nope! Don't quit the gym, guys! Moving couches isn't the same thing!

aznanimedude
May 12th, 2010, 12:31 pm
high weight low rep is for strength and muscle building
if you want more tone that's when you drop weight and do high reps

8-12 is more of a compromise between the two

HopelessComposer
May 12th, 2010, 12:55 pm
high weight low rep is for strength and muscle building
if you want more tone that's when you drop weight and do high reps

8-12 is more of a compromise between the two
Ah, I knew the first part, but I thought the range was more limited. Eg, 8 was the lower side, for strength, 12 was the higher side, for tone, and ten was right in the middle...
Actually, I've done up to fifteen reps on some things, and I've gone down to six a few times on others, now that I think about it...

I still do almost everything 8-12 reps, though. I wouldn't want strength without endurance, and I wouldn't want endurance without strength. X3

Sephiroth
May 12th, 2010, 02:30 pm
if you wanna go for tone you wanna be doing reps of 20. if i go for tone then i'll do 15-20 reps on 50-60kg if i go for strength then i warm up on 10 reps of 70kg (bench) then keep upping the weight till i get to like 2 reps on 110kg. ive yet to see how much i can do on dead lift though. keep up the work mate you'll get there in no time. i need to get ready for gym myself will be leavin in 15 mins

Neko Koneko
May 12th, 2010, 04:23 pm
Paradork has the stupid clown set again :mad:

M
May 12th, 2010, 05:37 pm
:D

Phard
May 12th, 2010, 09:43 pm
:blink:

urcute08
May 12th, 2010, 10:21 pm
What clown set?

HopelessComposer
May 13th, 2010, 03:20 am
Sorry M, I don't think I'll be able to work on the VN ever again. I just applied for a job over at Gamer Studioz, the makers of Sabra: The Next Generation.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!~! XD
I can't wait to get an email back from them. It'll be lulzy gold, for sure. They'll definitely say something like "we can't pay you right now, but we plan on selling our games worldwide within the next six months, and we'll be able to pay you well after we're rich! YEAH!!~!"

LOOK AT THEIR WEBSITE. IT'S AWESOME! http://www.gamerstudioz.com/

M
May 13th, 2010, 03:32 am
LOOK AT THEIR WEBSITE. IT'S AWESOME! http://www.gamerstudioz.com/

... is that a bitmap image I see over there...
And the website looks like it was designed using a template from Frontpag--Err, Sharepoint and Expression Web.



Oh and I love this... Don't mind the small text and bold segments. My fingers felt a bit itchy as I copied it over.


My Careers - Graphic Artist

Job Title: Graphic Artist
Duration: Full Time
Location: Freelanced
Deadline: August 2010


We are looking for a motivated individual that likes the fast-paced environment of a small company. The candidate must have a pssion to create outstanding pieces of art that meets the casual game standards. To inquire about the following position, please contact us.



Qualifications:

Execellent communication and interpersonal skills (hahaha, hypocrites). Strong organizational and prioritization skills. Demostrated analystical and problem solving abilities (do artists really need this). Ability to multi-task effectively with a high attention to detail. Demonstrated ability to work effectively as part of a team, as well as, independently. Must have the ability to work well under time constraints. Must possess a professional mannerism.

High School Diploma (I don't think they have one)
Experience with Adobe Creative Suite (To what extent)
Ability to animate sprites and backgrounds.
Ability to follow pre-defined design guidelines.
Experience with Game Maker 8.0 (...whut) (...no seriously, whut)
Experience with web design (HTML, Dreamweaver, Visual Web Developer, ect. (archaic spelling here)) a plus.


Taken From: http://www.gamerstudioz.com/careersgraphicartist.htm, 20090512T233915-0500


Yep. You'll be golden there Hopeless. I'm predicting an hourly wage of about 3.75 USD for starting, and topping off at about, oh, 7.75 USD. That's still better than what we pay (charity :D ).

Now, if you don't mind me, I'll go back to writing programs for Airplane Radars.

Whiplash
May 13th, 2010, 04:17 am
I'm no expert, but I see some angerjealousyfrustration in M's post.

HopelessComposer
May 13th, 2010, 04:30 am
... is that a bitmap image I see over there...
And the website looks like it was designed using a template from Frontpag--Err, Sharepoint and Expression Web.



Oh and I love this... Don't mind the small text and bold segments. My fingers felt a bit itchy as I copied it over.

Yep. You'll be golden there Hopeless. I'm predicting an hourly wage of about 3.75 USD for starting, and topping off at about, oh, 7.75 USD. That's still better than what we pay (charity ).

Now, if you don't mind me, I'll go back to writing programs for Airplane Radars.

Hahahah, hilarious, right?
And if they offer 3.75USD an hour, I'll be amazed. I've seen those idiots around on programming (Game Maker, lol) forums before (five years ago), and I've played Sabra: The Worst Game Ever Made. They'll definitely say something like "you'll get 1% of the profits when we're done! By our esteemed financial branch's calculations, that should be around one trillion dollars!" XD

Ahhh, so yeah. I sent them an email to see what kind of hilariously ridiculous reply they'll send. I'll post both my original (also hilarious) email and their response when they mail me back.

I'm no expert, but I see some angerjealousyfrustration in M's post.
Nah, he can't be jealous of that ridiculous "company" nobody in their right mind would ever join. He's probably annoyed that I'm working on my own stuff instead of the VN, though...

X
May 13th, 2010, 07:45 am
Now, if you don't mind me, I'll go back to writing programs for Airplane Radars.

Why did I read it as poetry for Airplane Radars?
and now I can't help but wonder what Airplane Radar poetry would be like.

Airplane Radars are
complicated detecting
instruments of war

Phard
May 13th, 2010, 08:03 am
my van and russia
don't seem to make any
sense whatsoever

M
May 13th, 2010, 04:31 pm
I'm no expert, but I see some angerjealousyfrustration in M's post.

Nah, it's just my personal assertion of the company. It seems like they're a startup which originated from University funds and don't know how to properly run a business. Once the University's charity runs out, they'll die. Heck, they're a game site, but yet they're fully corporate in artistic style. They have the classic misspellings of those whom rush things, and also did not think through who exactly they wanted for the artist position. Essentially, it's a group of immature students that thought that classic games would sell on the internet and they wanted a graphic artist to pile tasks on.

Being a project manager, computer scientist, and researcher, these kinds of things should be done within a university rather than through outreach programs, as it makes their university look terrible and ruins their own personal image for future employment. Just from reviewing the content they've provided, I already have burned their names into my head and if I ever come across them when I start hiring people, I will immediately throw their resume out the window. Their rushing to form a business has ruined them before they even got started.

Neko Koneko
May 13th, 2010, 07:05 pm
I cleaned my deep-frying pan today. So greasy =_=

Luis
May 13th, 2010, 07:42 pm
3 pizza boxes, 4 tubes of pringles, 2 plates , a box of oreos... papers everywhere and clothes not too organized...

*cleans everything*

PorscheGTIII
May 13th, 2010, 09:22 pm
HopelessComposer if you leave Lycoris Studio, I will eat your first born son! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWBfLOZ2CjQ) Draw some stuff.

Whiplash
May 13th, 2010, 09:48 pm
Angelic's custom user title is misleading.

M
May 13th, 2010, 11:56 pm
HopelessComposer if you leave Lycoris Studio, I will eat your first born son! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWBfLOZ2CjQ) Draw some stuff.

That one lacks some smashing and other physically destructive actions.

HopelessComposer
May 14th, 2010, 12:52 am
Nah, it's just my personal assertion of the company. It seems like they're a startup which originated from University funds and don't know how to properly run a business. Once the University's charity runs out, they'll die. Heck, they're a game site, but yet they're fully corporate in artistic style. They have the classic misspellings of those whom rush things, and also did not think through who exactly they wanted for the artist position. Essentially, it's a group of immature students that thought that classic games would sell on the internet and they wanted a graphic artist to pile tasks on.
Isn't that pretty close to Lycoris? =P
I don't think they're funded by their university, either. It's just something they're doing themselves. They started four years ago, which would make the younger brother fifteen at the time. They already had their first game out by then, and while it's laughably terrible (so-bad-that-it's-good, even), it's at least finished. That's more than I can say for our group that started last year, which has yet to have even one scene to show for it. These "immature students" seem to have more drive than we do!

So yes, while they're definitely terrible businessmen and game designers, I have to give them credit for at least soldiering on. If they dropped a resume on my desk, I'd at least take a look at it, even though I'd be laughing the whole way through. XD

HopelessComposer if you leave Lycoris Studio, I will eat your first born son! Draw some stuff.
Don't worry. I won't draw any less than I have been. ;)
Being serious, though, I might dedicate more time mid-July or so. But probably not. You guys should really find another artist!

Also, those guys haven't emailed me back yet. I might have spread the trolling on a little thick in my email. I ended it with 'Can't wait to hear back from you guys - the Next Generation is now!' which is pretty terrible, hahah. They'd better reply...for justice!

Nyu001
May 14th, 2010, 01:09 am
Does anyone here know what can be something challenging to print and cut? :)

aznanimedude
May 14th, 2010, 01:10 am
...
That's more than I can say for our group that started last year, which has yet to have even one scene to show for it. These "immature students" seem to have more drive than we do!
...

from what i remember, wasn't that just because noone would show up at the agreed upon time?

M
May 14th, 2010, 01:39 am
lulz, Azn beat me to it (Don't you just love CoD Hopeless? At least I hope so for all of your skipped meetings)

Funny, but unrelated to Ichigos rant about HC below. Feel free to read.


Not to mention, even though we've been lying around for about a year, we stepped into this project under the pretense of not having a set schedule, due to the fact that both Porsche and I (the originators of the project) were in our final college years and could not guarantee a block of time. Even so, we still attended whenever we could. And I've liked how you've been checking our postings (I know you've logged in at least once after I made the posting about the public website) and have ignored just about every request we have given you under the pretense of "We need more artists!!!@#!#!#!".

In case you've never noticed, most scenarios for VNs have the same number of writers as primary characters. But instead there's just me, and I have yet to moan or bitch about it outside the fact that things are going very slow due to me having to manifest about nine back-stories, four magic systems, and about five societies in addition to making it related to what we discussed in those meetings you chose not to attend. Heck, I think I'm now going to start :D

So am I feeling "angerjealousyfrustration"? Quite substantially considering all the above and the complaceny to complete even the simplest of tasks. We pointed to you when it became time to come up with a logo, and you simply sat back and watched others do work, being the critic. Then, we asked you to draw up characters based off of the profiles we discussed, which never happened. I even ask for something as basic as drawing a Coat of Arms and a website mockup, and we've still had less than a howdy-do from ya. So I'm quite angerjealousyfrustration. Especially since I've contributed more art to this project than the graphic artist we have on board; instead of managing a website, being a voice talent, writing the primary and secondary scenarios, backstories, and world, managing distributive data, researching licensing schemes, AND writing a game engine to drive everything. Yep. We need more artists (Why do I feel like the otaku from Welcome to NHK right now? God damn it Toshi, it became true!!). So I'm a bit lost in all of this. How could a Computer Scientist whom was engulfed in two capstone courses that took over 60 hours a week on top of a 40 hour a week job was able to still work on this, whereas you do not have a single class, and, for as far as I can tell, are goofing off playing baseball and video games, and then bring up something as ludicrous as jumping ship and ranting about the lack of production from Lycoris Studio. I don't like cracking down on people, but at times like these, you see a person's true colors.

And let's face it, given their recruitment article posted above, they can't be too serious about things. Hell, both Dreamweaver and FrontPag-- Er, Sharepoint have built in spell checkers. Everyone knows to press F7 at least once before turning in a term paper, so why wouldn't they do so for an application form? That says a lot about who they are, and, quite frankly, I would think that they would have a bit more pride in their work. I feel sorry for you if they do reply, because I know that you'll get nothing but stress from them; from either diversity of tasks or bad business. I also feel sorry for them, as they will get a graphic artist whom only works for themselves and has no product to his name.


I feel better now :)

aznanimedude
May 14th, 2010, 02:01 am
*crack* i hear the sounds of whips being lashed everywhere :O

M
May 14th, 2010, 02:29 am
*crack* i hear the sounds of whips being lashed everywhere :O

And for some reason, I'm reminded of some weird flash video that HanTony showed me of a woman holding a man by leash cracking a whip at him to move around in a circle on z0r.

God I hate impressionism.

HopelessComposer
May 14th, 2010, 03:30 am
Oh, M. You really do slay me. ='D
Let's dissect this hilarious babble!

Not to mention, even though we've been lying around for about a year, we stepped into this project under the pretense of not having a set schedule, due to the fact that both Porsche and I (the originators of the project) were in our final college years and could not guarantee a block of time. Even so, we still attended whenever we could.
Oh, please. Not having a concrete schedule isn't the same thing as having absolutely no schedule at all. You can try to excuse yourself all you want, but nobody is going to believe the ridiculous excuse "we don't have anything to show anyone after a year of 'work' simply because we decided ahead of time things would be this way!" I'm surprised you're even throwing that out there, M.

And I've liked how you've been checking our postings (I know you've logged in at least once after I made the posting about the public website) and have ignored just about every request we have given you under the pretense of "We need more artists!!!@#!#!#!".
I've been checking them less and less frequently. It's always the same comedic "let's do something....sometime.....guys," anyway. Which was funny for the first year or so, but it's been getting staler and staler. I do, however, respond whenever I see fit, which is, as you said, usually to say "hey, guys, maybe you should find an artist to draw you things," since obviously, I'm not really doing anything for you. You letting the project pitiably crawl about like this for a year with no working artist on board shows how poor of a "project manager" you are. I "joined" the group under a "maybe I'll help you, maybe I won't" agreement, and only even agreed to that because I consider you, Porsche, and the few others we had on board to be decent enough guys. It turns out I don't have the talent to create art as effortlessly as I'd thought, so I'm obviously not helping you. That's no fault of mine. You're at fault for not finding another artist.

In case you've never noticed, most scenarios for VNs have the same number of writers as primary characters. But instead there's just me, and I have yet to moan or bitch about it outside the fact that things are going very slow due to me having to manifest about nine back-stories, four magic systems, and about five societies in addition to making it related to what we discussed in those meetings you chose not to attend. Heck, I think I'm now going to start
To be honest, the "quality" of your writings is the second thing that convinced me this "project" was DOA. The first thing being the quality of my drawings, obviously. ;)

So am I feeling "angerjealousyfrustration"? Quite substantially considering all the above and the complaceny to complete even the simplest of tasks. We pointed to you when it became time to come up with a logo, and you simply sat back and watched others do work, being the critic. Then, we asked you to draw up characters based off of the profiles we discussed, which never happened. I even ask for something as basic as drawing a Coat of Arms and a website mockup, and we've still had less than a howdy-do from ya. So I'm quite angerjealousyfrustration. Especially since I've contributed more art to this project than the graphic artist we have on board; instead of managing a website, being a voice talent, writing the primary and secondary scenarios, backstories, and world, managing distributive data, researching licensing schemes, AND writing a game engine to drive everything.
Ah, showing your greatest talent here: Making a lot of nothing sound impressive - I still haven't seen that "omg five thousand page design doc adhering to mxc 2.1, sol 2.512a, and dmak 2.4ha standards" for that god damned 2D pool game you're working on. I can only imagine this is because the design doc is either a hell of a lot less impressive than you'd like it to sound, or a ton of bullshit fluff that any sane person would laugh at. Those tasks you listed in my last quote are the same way, I'm sure. Drawing a few characters out of the fifty needed for a VN would take more time than all the *USEFUL* work you've contributed over the past YEAR. So yes, you guys still do need a few more artists than you've planned on, no matter how much you try to fluff up your own work. Really, the only two guys who have contributed anything to the project so far are Porsche and BigZeni, with their compositions.

So I'm a bit lost in all of this. How could a Computer Scientist whom was engulfed in two capstone courses that took over 60 hours a week on top of a 40 hour a week job was able to still work on this, whereas you do not have a single class, and, for as far as I can tell, are goofing off playing baseball and video games, and then bring up something as ludicrous as jumping ship and ranting about the lack of production from Lycoris Studio. I don't like cracking down on people, but at times like these, you see a person's true colors.
I just explained half of it to you in my above paragraph. It's easy to work on something when your "work" is a bunch of bullshit. I explained the other half of it in an even earlier paragraph, but I'll repeat it once more for you, since this seems to be a concept you're having a hard time understanding. I'll use small words, and type in caps, in case you're having trouble seeing the small type:
I NEVER AGREED TO DO ANYTHING BEYOND SIT AROUND AND TALK TO YOU GUYS. I HAVE DONE THIS. YOU ARE NOT PAYING ME. I HAVE NO OBLIGATION TO YOU WHATSOEVER. I CAN'T "JUMP SHIP" WHEN I'VE BEEN FLOATING AROUND IN THE OCEAN ON MY GOD DAMNED AWESOMERAFT. IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM IF YOU THINK YOUR BOAT IS THE SAME THING AS AN OCEAN. GET OVER IT AND FIND ANOTHER ARTIST. THE FACT THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE SO ALREADY, INSTEAD OPTING TO WHINE AT ME FOR A YEAR STRAIGHT SHOWS THAT YOU'RE A TERRIBLE LEADER. THAT'S NOT MY FAULT, SO DON'T COMMENT ON MY 'TRUE COLORS,' PLEASE. BECAUSE YOU'RE EITHER COLOR BLIND, OR IN SORE NEED OF A MIRROR.

And let's face it, given their recruitment article posted above, they can't be too serious about things. Hell, both Dreamweaver and FrontPag-- Er, Sharepoint have built in spell checkers. Everyone knows to press F7 at least once before turning in a term paper, so why wouldn't they do so for an application form? That says a lot about who they are, and, quite frankly, I would think that they would have a bit more pride in their work. I feel sorry for you if they do reply, because I know that you'll get nothing but stress from them; from either diversity of tasks or bad business. I also feel sorry for them, as they will get a graphic artist whom only works for themselves and has no product to his name.
Are you dense, or are you just trying to be obtuse now? Obviously I won't be joining them, either - they're only marginally better than you! I only wanted to see what their payment plans were, which is what I asked them for in my email. Obviously their answer will be "no payment," but the curiosity was killing me. =)

Anyway, sorry to Porsche, Toshi, Zeni, Azn, and any of the other cool dudes on our team that I'm missing right now for some reason. I tentatively "joined" the project a year ago to feel things out, and maybe provide some art and encouragement towards the beginning, planning to stay on board if things were looking good. Because of M's writing and "management," however, things looked pretty bad to me, and I hung around less and less, leaving us here. No hard feelings, I hope. I'm slowly building my own game right now, which seems like a less risky endeavor to me. I was planning on handing over the engine code to you guys when I was done, since I figured it'd be a decent help, since you guys were talking about needing animations and textboxes and such, which I'll also be needing for my current project. If my engine ends up suiting a VN, I may still hand it over to you guys, though you can "officially" count me off the team now, if that suits you. I thought it was obvious I wasn't doing anything already, having been inactive for a year, but apparently some people are easily confused. Anyway, best of luck to you guys. Hope you find a good artist and make something great!

Phew! I feel a lot better now, too. Thanks for going first, M.
Still friends? =D

Whiplash
May 14th, 2010, 04:15 am
I'm no expert, but I see some angerjealousyfrustration in M's post. Nah, it's just my personal assertion of the company.



So am I feeling "angerjealousyfrustration"? Quite substantially


Shit... I WIN. WOOH.

M
May 14th, 2010, 04:16 am
Sure thing. Now that things have cleared up and you've stated that you're done with our project. :) I'll stop badgering you about it now.

Oh, and I can't share my document due to this thing called Intellectual Property, more specifically the by-laws of "Student Generated Products under University Contract". The only part of the product we can publicly release is the finished product, which it is no where near done, as there's no AI, appealing graphics, and multiplayer. The paper I wrote is owned by the University of Michigan and I need the University's permission to post any part of it in public. I'm certain that going before the CS department chair and asking if I can post the document for an internet forum would totally fly and get the five signatures needed for me to do so.

HopelessComposer
May 14th, 2010, 04:29 am
Shit... I WIN. WOOH.
*Hi-fives Whip.* We always knew we could do it! XD

Sure thing. Now that things have cleared up and you've stated that you're done with our project.
Good, hahah. I feel better now that the air is clear, too. Your passive-aggressive "I'm not mad, even though I really am" bullshit was starting to piss me off. I'm glad I finally got you to snap. =P

Oh, and I can't share my document due to this thing called Intellectual Property, more specifically the by-laws of "Student Generated Products under University Contract". The paper I wrote is owned by the University of Michigan and I need the University's permission to post any part of it in public. I'm certain that going before the CS department chair and asking if I can post the document for an internet forum would totally fly and get the five signatures needed for me to do so.
Ah, this is the kind of "passive-aggressive bullshit" I was just talking about. Funny it came up again so soon! I'm sorry; I didn't know your work was the property of your school. I'm sure you mentioned it at some point, but I must've forgotten. I thought you were just working on another project with a different group of internet dudes. To be honest, I'm still convinced your design doc is probably 90% fluff, though. Pool games aren't especially complicated. =P

Anyway, good luck with both your projects.

M
May 14th, 2010, 04:31 am
To be honest, I'm still convinced your design doc is probably 90% fluff, though. Pool games aren't especially complicated. =P

Anyway, good luck with both your projects.

Oh it is. But that's what writing an IEEE document is all about. Along with writing the program three different ways (prose, graphically, pseudocode) and having the final code generated from these three elements.

HopelessComposer
May 14th, 2010, 04:39 am
Oh it is. But that's what writing an IEEE document is all about. Along with writing the program three different ways (prose, graphically, pseudocode) and having the final code generated from these three elements.
Heh, I've asked you about this before, a few times, and you ignored my questions. I was led to believe this was because you didn't want to admit how fluffy your design doc was, which gave me bad ideas about your character. Consider yourself semi-redeemed in my eyes, whether or not that matters to you, hahah.

Glad that's cleared up, though. Let's not waste any more general chat, I guess.

M
May 14th, 2010, 05:09 am
Glad that's cleared up, though. Let's not waste any more general chat, I guess.

But! We've dominated it for the last 13 or so posts! Let's keep going :cry:






Oh fuck here comes the other mods. So, how 'bout dem tigers? :whistle:

X
May 14th, 2010, 06:33 am
Mmmmm hotel pillowssss

Sorry I missed your call aznanimedude, I'm not currently answering my phone.

Taemond
May 14th, 2010, 08:27 am
I'm gone for what, 5 days and even the mods are starting to rebel:no:

There is still hope though!...................if you believe in that sorta stuff anyway..........

Phard
May 14th, 2010, 11:10 am
what! effort beats kal 3-0?

o.O

Sephiroth
May 14th, 2010, 11:43 am
after watching a few new animes and after reading x's comment on the smoking topic i get this strange feeling that she would be exactly like inami from working!!

X
May 14th, 2010, 06:57 pm
I'm not afraid of anything :mad:

M
May 14th, 2010, 07:05 pm
:realmad:

Sephiroth
May 14th, 2010, 07:16 pm
I'm not afraid of anything :mad:

haha oook. x+smoke= poor poor guys. beaten up by a girl :(

so who had the honors of deleting that losers self pity topic

M
May 14th, 2010, 07:26 pm
Megaman's friend, and the leader of the Black Knights.

Sephiroth
May 14th, 2010, 08:06 pm
i havent seen zero for years. guess he's lurking in the shadows somewhere

HopelessComposer
May 15th, 2010, 12:49 am
Cmon, GC. OC, please.

Phard
May 15th, 2010, 12:51 am
got a hair cut. I want my hair back

HopelessComposer
May 15th, 2010, 12:57 am
got a hair cut. I want my hair back
I'll give you a magic spell to get it back. Only 999USD. =)
Get some sugar, honey, pig's blood, and powdered gold. Mix it all up in a boiling pot of water. When the ingredients synthesize, soak a burlap sack in them. Once the sack has dried, put the burlap sack on your head (only on your hair, mind you), and leave it there for three months. Remove the burlap sack, and surely your hair will have magically returned to you.

You can either pay me now, or after you've witnessed the amazing results of my treatment.

after watching a few new animes and after reading x's comment on the smoking topic i get this strange feeling that she would be exactly like inami from working!!
It's just an act. X is an evil b****. I've seen her stomping stray kittens in the park, and continuing on to eat the raw corpses. She's freaking crazy.

M
May 15th, 2010, 01:51 am
:cry:

Why, why, WHY?! has anime become so terrible!

Taemond
May 15th, 2010, 02:02 am
They're only successful if people watch them. So the question you should be asking is, what kind of person would watch the terrible ones?

Paradox
May 15th, 2010, 03:32 am
:cry:

Why, why, WHY?! has anime become so terrible!

Pretty much the reason why I don't watch anime anymore. It has become so dull and the characters so interchangable that there is no point to watch it anymore.

InfinityEX
May 15th, 2010, 05:07 am
:cry:

Why, why, WHY?! has anime become so terrible!

Wait for Bakuman's Debut. Just wait...

*edit*

Just finished watching Railgun.... It's the most epic... EPIC ending ever....

aznanimedude
May 15th, 2010, 07:51 pm
They're only successful if people watch them. So the question you should be asking is, what kind of person would watch the terrible ones?

M
because M is to anime as aznanimedude is to dramas (stfu it makes sense)

Gekkeiju
May 15th, 2010, 10:14 pm
aznanimedude is to dramas

Boys Over Flowers? :3

ChristopherArmalite
May 15th, 2010, 10:23 pm
M
because M is to anime as aznanimedude is to dramas (stfu it makes sense)

You two are to each respective shows as I am to both :3

M
May 15th, 2010, 10:24 pm
Hana Yori Dango! \o/

And I just realized that I'm 40 hours away from an Interview for a job that starts at 57k a year. There's no way in hell I'm going to get enough sleep tonight.

aznanimedude
May 16th, 2010, 12:59 am
Boys Over Flowers? :3

i got flak for being one of the few who wasn't all "omg so awesome" about the drama, in either japanese, mandarin, or korean.

it's ok i suppose but in my opinion there are far better ones out there

Sephiroth
May 16th, 2010, 01:29 am
Hana Yori Dango! \o/

And I just realized that I'm 40 hours away from an Interview for a job that starts at 57k a year. There's no way in hell I'm going to get enough sleep tonight.

umm feather... somethin... somethin lol i dunno

wow man that is a nicely paid job. whats it involve. wish you the best of luck fella

M
May 16th, 2010, 01:57 am
wow man that is a nicely paid job. whats it involve. wish you the best of luck fella

Software Engineering underneath the US Government as a civilian worker. Sometimes you work on payroll applications, othertimes you work on stuff you can't talk about to others, and rarely you work on things that make you disappear for months and reappear as though no time has passed >:3

Sirius
May 16th, 2010, 02:46 am
Software Engineering underneath the US Government as a civilian worker. Sometimes you work on payroll applications, othertimes you work on stuff you can't talk about to others, and rarely you work on things that make you disappear for months and reappear as though no time has passed >:3

Mwahahaha, inside contacts in the US Government. (:D)


Phard: got a hair cut. I want my hair back

I look in the mirror, sympathize, and agree. Mine's sticking out sideways on the top 'cause it's so wiry. It's like trying to style a hard-bristled toothbrush. :Shinji:

ChristopherArmalite
May 16th, 2010, 02:59 am
i got flak for being one of the few who wasn't all "omg so awesome" about the drama, in either japanese, mandarin, or korean.

it's ok i suppose but in my opinion there are far better ones out there
Agreed, there are TONS out there that are better

M
May 16th, 2010, 03:00 am
Mwahahaha, inside contacts in the US Government. (:D)

Believe it or not, it actually runs in the family.


And who else would be scared shitless if the president of your student console randomly drugged you and flew you to China to gamble, gave you crack and had sex with you, asking you to choke her "to the end" and then fall off a balcony together?

I have to hand it to the Yume Miru team. I'm totally lost at this point...

Zero
May 16th, 2010, 04:01 am
And who else would be scared shitless if the president of your student console randomly drugged you and flew you to China to gamble, gave you crack and had sex with you, asking you to choke her "to the end" and then fall off a balcony together?

I have to hand it to the Yume Miru team. I'm totally lost at this point...

Oh I would love her forever. She really was dreamlike.

Paradox
May 16th, 2010, 04:16 am
I'm really not feeling this new Doctor on Doctor Who.

Roy Mustang
May 16th, 2010, 08:29 am
Why not? He's brilliant. How do you know it's a duck pond if there aren't any ducks?

urcute08
May 16th, 2010, 09:08 am
I'm really not feeling this new Doctor on Doctor Who.

My friend doesn't like the new Doctor Who either... So your not alone.

^_^ Me being overly obsessive girly now > I finished reading "Kamikaze Kaito Jeanne" and I loved it. I love manga. And I love getting caught in anime worlds.

M
May 16th, 2010, 02:47 pm
My friend doesn't like the new Doctor Who either... So your not alone.

^_^ Me being overly obsessive girly now > I finished reading "Kamikaze Kaito Jeanne" and I loved it. I love manga. And I love getting caught in anime worlds.

.... The anime for that.... Is terrible. I mean, seriously; it's terrible! A magical girl anime based off of Joan of Arc and being a cutesy anti-hero by stealing things with an Indian undertone.

PorscheGTIII
May 16th, 2010, 03:53 pm
...disappear for months and reappear as though no time has passed >:3

We're doomed. XD

M
May 16th, 2010, 04:02 pm
We're doomed. XD

I said rarely! Not to mention, I have to get the job first.

Eternal
May 16th, 2010, 09:16 pm
oh wow even roy is back :O

Neko Koneko
May 16th, 2010, 09:27 pm
I have yet to see the new Dr. Who.

I'll start downloading it soon.

aznanimedude
May 16th, 2010, 11:40 pm
Agreed, there are TONS out there that are better

like ITAZURA NA KISSSSSSUUUUUUUUU (<__< stfu i had good things to say about it)


Why not? He's brilliant. How do you know it's a duck pond if there aren't any ducks?

WHOAH HE EXISTS OUTSIDE OF LEGEND :O

HopelessComposer
May 17th, 2010, 12:08 am
I deep-cleaned my room today! Threw out a bunch of stuff I didn't need anymore, and organized the shit out of everything. I have like 20% more floor space now, and everything looks airy and clean just in time for the summer.
And I saw a big fox at the baseball field just now! (Orange with a white tail!)
And I'm starting to pitch more strikes than balls!
Awesome day! =D

Sephiroth
May 17th, 2010, 12:08 am
oh wow even roy is back :O

wheres spikey?

the new doctor who is rubbish. i was in cardiff while i was at uni while they were filming. carried on walking back to my dorms. i hate it

Phard
May 17th, 2010, 03:04 am
roast beef roll, mmm

Roy Mustang
May 17th, 2010, 03:41 am
wheres spikey?
Here I am.

Whiplash
May 17th, 2010, 03:46 am
Eeeee, I download a Gameboy Color emulator and a Pokemon Blue rom. SO AWESOME. I seriously love these old pokemon games. They were so damn awesome. So far I've beaten the first three gyms.

My line up right now:
Charmander (lvl 24)
Pikachu (lvl 29)
Diglet (lvl 24) (dig)
Bellsprout (lvl 23) (cut)

I have a Spearrow at the daycare. Gonna take him out when I get fly. I think I'm gonna get Starmie for my last pokemon in the line up since it's water and psychic. I don't really need a water pokemon since diglet can take care of any fire or earth pokemon, but I do need a pokemon with Surf, so, having psychic as a second type will be useful.

Fosho.

Phard
May 17th, 2010, 07:38 am
gold is where its at mang. two world maps ftw.

and how quick is it to train? you run it at like 1000% and just spam attacks in wild grass. best everr

Luis
May 17th, 2010, 07:40 am
red and silver were here, blue and gold are fags.

Eternal
May 17th, 2010, 08:06 am
OH hayyy i had a super clean of my room too and was throwing out/ keeping stuff
I packed a box of stuff for college already too -___-

so apparently i had so many SAT+ AP prep books that i filled TWO WHOLE boxes. woooow. See i dont even qualify as a nerd anymore. for the amount I studied and the scores I've gotten-- Im just a failure who tries REALLY REALLY HARD.

Why is it that when people use the word "fag" I think they're a badass?

Luis
May 17th, 2010, 08:32 am
Aparently eternal thinks im a badass.
On a hopefully unrelated note, my hair is the perfect length for the douchey guido blowout thingy... I laughed my way through my shower once I realized this.

Neko Koneko
May 17th, 2010, 10:11 am
Why is it that when people use the word "fag" I think they're a badass?

Because apparently you have a very bad idea of what makes someone badass :')

You better not find me badass :@

aznanimedude
May 17th, 2010, 12:34 pm
neko is totally badass

and luis is a douchey guido :O

and azn needs to get back to learning about intel microprocessors @___@

PorscheGTIII
May 17th, 2010, 01:46 pm
Secretly, Luis was on The Jersey Shore fist pumping and drinking Heinekens. :lol:

cryskolt_19
May 17th, 2010, 01:49 pm
neko is totally badass

and luis is a douchey guido :O

and azn needs to get back to learning about intel microprocessors @___@

LOL, Neko is badass? XD I have a video dedication for anyone/all who's badass. ^_^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jR4xztU-v8

On another note, I find it really stupid & frustrating that institutions nowadays like to teach us syllabus and subjects that is outdated in real life. Why teach us an old engineering concept, like the mechanics of a unmovable bridge, when we have stuff like escalators and freight elevators? Just my 2 cents.

Phard
May 17th, 2010, 01:58 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jR4xztU-v8


:blink:

Paradox
May 17th, 2010, 03:54 pm
I laughed my way through my shower once I realized this.

You looked down, didn't you? XD :whistle:

Zero
May 17th, 2010, 05:41 pm
On another note, I find it really stupid & frustrating that institutions nowadays like to teach us syllabus and subjects that is outdated in real life. Why teach us an old engineering concept, like the mechanics of a unmovable bridge, when we have stuff like escalators and freight elevators? Just my 2 cents. Newsflash: Bridges have suddenly become obsolete, and people have begun to take apart everything that uses the mechanics of unmovable bridges!
On the other hand, Gender Studies courses taught by feminazi's do have to go. What do you mean you feel hurt about how in language the sperm is said to "penetrate" while the ovum "collapses" and gets "flushed out"? Hey woman, blow me!

Neko Koneko
May 17th, 2010, 06:46 pm
Secretly, Luis was on The Jersey Shore fist pumping and drinking Heinekens. :lol:

Hmm Heineken :cheers: Though Grolsch is better.

M
May 17th, 2010, 07:27 pm
On the other hand, Gender Studies courses taught by feminazi's do have to go. What do you mean you feel hurt about how in language the sperm is said to "penetrate" while the ovum "collapses" and gets "flushed out"? Hey woman, blow me!

Well, that's a different story. That's a demeaning action of penetrating a mouth in which a woman chokes on male genitals until he pleasures himself from the harmful insertions.

Paradox
May 17th, 2010, 07:38 pm
Well, that's a different story. That's a demeaning action of penetrating a mouth in which a woman chokes on male genitals until he pleasures himself from the harmful insertions.

For some reason, this makes me squirm. :mellow:

Gekkeiju
May 17th, 2010, 08:34 pm
are you a woman? :ninja:

:/

aznanimedude
May 17th, 2010, 08:41 pm
he might as well be :O

Sephiroth
May 17th, 2010, 09:02 pm
haha zing! i was thinking. . . not like he hasnt tried it :P

Paradox
May 17th, 2010, 09:22 pm
haha zing! i was thinking. . . not like he hasnt tried it :P

*smack* <_<

Eternal
May 17th, 2010, 09:35 pm
my idea of a badass is robert downey junior, well at least as Tony Stark.
haha in real life hes just a druggie.

idk badasses i feel like SHOULD have a potty mouth? idk its like seasoning to steak, you kinda need it?

Yes Angelic. i do think you're quite badassed. well at least on forums. A total sweetheart softie in real life :)

aznanimedude
May 17th, 2010, 09:49 pm
IRL angelic seems to be a pretty cool guy i agree :|

and tony stark is only badass because he's insanely narcissistic but is rich enough to offset that, so it's badass he's like "yeah i'm a jerk but i save you so STFU", which is badass

Sephiroth
May 17th, 2010, 10:57 pm
any1 who gets that many hot chicks just by snapping his fingers is badass. the only thing i get when i snap my fingers is a slap across the face :(

Paradox
May 17th, 2010, 11:10 pm
I get loads of hot chicks.

Too bad I'm not interested in them. XD

M
May 17th, 2010, 11:20 pm
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6129986

CRASH!

Whiplash
May 18th, 2010, 03:20 am
Wow, bittorrent sites are getting raped by legal issues. Isohunt has been out for a month already and piratebay has been down all day. INITIATE PLAN B PIRATEBAY.

X
May 18th, 2010, 04:44 am
I'm gonna eat all these razzles right tf now.

Paradox
May 18th, 2010, 05:46 am
I'm gonna eat all these razzles right tf now.

*steals*

Neko Koneko
May 18th, 2010, 06:14 am
I get loads of hot chicks.

Too bad I'm not interested in them. XD

I'm pretty sure that's a lie and you're just saying it to point out you're gay. Which is getting old. You're turning into a faggot Para :(

ChristopherArmalite
May 18th, 2010, 07:46 am
This has been bugging me for awhile now...

So I'm going to get a new phone and I have the opportunity to make a sort of emblem design for it (using a decorative sheet of sticker for mobile phones) and I hopped on Photoshop to just create a pattern and a few seconds later, I came up with this rough shape:
http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/2494/emblemgv.png
The final product will look better, this is just probably 10 seconds on PS >_>

Now the thing that's bothering me is...I've seen this before. I don't remember or know when or where but I get the feeling that this design is familiar, maybe from an anime or a game or something else completely...does anyone know of something that looks remotely like this?

Zero
May 18th, 2010, 08:06 am
I'm pretty sure that's a lie and you're just saying it to point out you're gay. Which is getting old. You're turning into a faggot Para :(

It's because of that horrifying gay clown of his. Why couldn't he be more badass like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0TfhuodTcY)?

M
May 18th, 2010, 10:29 am
Now the thing that's bothering me is...I've seen this before. I don't remember or know when or where but I get the feeling that this design is familiar, maybe from an anime or a game or something else completely...does anyone know of something that looks remotely like this?

It's a team symbol in UT 2004.

ChristopherArmalite
May 18th, 2010, 03:46 pm
Wow really? Do you happen to have a picture?
I've been googling and ended up with nothing or at the very least, I didn't find a symbol that looked like it

Gotank
May 18th, 2010, 06:02 pm
Hahaha, is there anything M doesn't know? My closest guess was something pokemon related... :D

Paradox
May 18th, 2010, 08:12 pm
I'm pretty sure that's a lie and you're just saying it to point out you're gay. Which is getting old. You're turning into a faggot Para :(

Why do I have to point out that I'm gay? :blink:

Luis
May 18th, 2010, 08:28 pm
faggot Para
Woah woah woah, back the fuck up.


Thats my line.

M
May 18th, 2010, 08:48 pm
Why do I have to point out that I'm gay? :blink:

Which begs the question of why you still point it out occasionally.

Whiplash
May 18th, 2010, 09:43 pm
Now the thing that's bothering me is...I've seen this before. I don't remember or know when or where but I get the feeling that this design is familiar, maybe from an anime or a game or something else completely...does anyone know of something that looks remotely like this?

Reminds me of the New Mexico flag.

http://www.flagemporium.com/images_products/newmexico.gif

HopelessComposer
May 18th, 2010, 11:18 pm
Why do I have to point out that I'm gay?
I dunno. It's mildly annoying when you do, though. Being gay isn't a joke in and of itself, so posts like "I don't like girls!" bother me a little bit. If you had a hilarious story to tell that was related to you being gay, then I'd be happy to hear it, but I don't really care about your normal day-to-day activities. I mean, nobody makes jokes about their being straight, right?

Then again, everybody else makes jokes about your being gay, so I guess it's not really your fault for playing along. Gay jokes are just so...obvious. They're just too easy to make, so they don't really entertain me. But whatever. Make whatever kind of jokes you want. You're in my top-ten-members-of-Ichigos list either way, hahah. Overall, most members say more banal shit than you do, so I wouldn't worry too much about it. It just feels like sometimes you're actively trying to promote the fact that you're gay, as a roundabout way of saying "I'm gay! Just checking again to make sure that's cool with you guys," which is what pisses me off the most. Because a.)Yes, 99% of the people here don't give a shit that you're gay, and b.)the other 1% are fucking stupid anyway, so you have no reason to check in to see what's cool with them.

My thoughts!

Sephiroth
May 18th, 2010, 11:37 pm
Why do I have to point out that I'm gay? :blink:

you dont. . . your clown set does it for you :P

X
May 18th, 2010, 11:40 pm
I don't like girls either Paradox.

Paradox
May 18th, 2010, 11:42 pm
Ah... I didn't even realize I was doing that, but looking back over some of my previous posts I can see it, so I guess I'll start making a conscience effort to tone it down a bit

XD

Also: Sephiroth - *smack*

@X:

:lol2:

X
May 18th, 2010, 11:53 pm
You know, Paradox, we have a lot in common. Maybe we should go out sometime.

Paradox
May 19th, 2010, 12:00 am
You know, Paradox, we have a lot in common. Maybe we should go out sometime.

Definately. :D

Sephiroth
May 19th, 2010, 12:14 am
Also: Sephiroth - *smack*

@X:

:lol2:




ooo yea you like doin that dont you, you dirty dirty boy :lol:

a lil story of sephy and paradox using only emotocons, thought id try and be creative

paradox::shifty: Sephy::muscle: paradox: :wub:. . . .:cheek: Sephy::o. . :realmad: paradox: :no: Sephy::nono: paradox::crybaby: Sephy::polish: Paradox and Sephy: :drinking:. . . . :sick::sick:. . . . x_xx_x the end.

man boredom can really be a killer :(

cryskolt_19
May 19th, 2010, 12:58 am
ooo yea you like doin that dont you, you dirty dirty boy :lol:

a lil story of sephy and paradox using only emotocons, thought id try and be creative

paradox::shifty: Sephy::muscle: paradox: :wub:. . . .:cheek: Sephy::o. . :realmad: paradox: :no: Sephy::nono: paradox::crybaby: Sephy::polish: Paradox and Sephy: :drinking:. . . . :sick::sick:. . . . x_xx_x the end.

man boredom can really be a killer :(

LOL Sephiroth! XD

M
May 19th, 2010, 12:58 am
M and Paradox: http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/787/graphicviolence.gif
M and Sephiroth: http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6642/graphicviolencereverse.gif

Any questions :D

Eternal
May 19th, 2010, 01:07 am
I don't like girls either Paradox.

MIRAAAA WHATABOUT MEEEE D:
btws we need to get back in touch! I haven't talked to you in FOREVER girlie!

Sephiroth
May 19th, 2010, 01:11 am
M and Paradox: http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/787/graphicviolence.gif
M and Sephiroth: http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6642/graphicviolencereverse.gif

Any questions :D

i dont understand the order, from that it looks like i got my arse handed to me :cry:

Paradox
May 19th, 2010, 01:27 am
i dont understand the order, from that it looks like i got my arse handed to me :cry:

Looks like he got kinky with those sticks.

X
May 19th, 2010, 01:47 am
MIRAAAA WHATABOUT MEEEE D:
btws we need to get back in touch! I haven't talked to you in FOREVER girlie!

Oh you know I love you Eternal.

Phard
May 19th, 2010, 03:40 am
this is all getting a bit

Paradox
May 19th, 2010, 06:10 am
this is all getting a bit

A bit what? :mellow:

a bit sexy?

a bit awesome?

a bit weird?

a bit 8-bit? :whistle:

EDIT: Also, what is this clown everyone keeps speaking of?

cryskolt_19
May 19th, 2010, 06:49 am
Paradox, in my whole life, I've never seen a strange, weird-looking clown transform into Urahara! @_@ You have the honor of being the first to bestow to us that marvel! Congrats! :D You want a nobel prize with that? :heh: Lol, just kidding, no offense intended. ^_^

And also, I like 8-bit! :shifty:

Neko Koneko
May 19th, 2010, 07:05 am
Does Eternal have Skype? That would be awesome :D

Eternal
May 19th, 2010, 07:22 am
Oh you know I love you Eternal.

<3 <3 <3 i caught azn on irc the otherday i MUST catch you
(or you can add me on facebook! if you remember my full name? yes? its not hard haha) I remember them myspace buddy days

Yes. I WILL SKYPE WITH ANGELIC... once i get my mic -____-

ChristopherArmalite
May 19th, 2010, 07:30 am
And while you're at it, add me on facebook too, you guys have my email address so it should be pretty easy to track me down >>;;

urcute08
May 19th, 2010, 10:52 am
~feels left out~

Phard
May 19th, 2010, 11:50 am
ooo SKYPE CONF YEAHHH

I have a mic! we must get M to talk mawahah

edit: anyone have a list of regulars who use skype? I think I remember a meet-up done a while ago iirc. I'd do that. anyone can add me at railgun11

aznanimedude
May 19th, 2010, 12:15 pm
<3 <3 <3 i caught azn on irc the otherday i MUST catch you
(or you can add me on facebook! if you remember my full name? yes? its not hard haha) I remember them myspace buddy days

Yes. I WILL SKYPE WITH ANGELIC... once i get my mic -____-

what about me D: xD i totally didn't know eternal had skype :X


ooo SKYPE CONF YEAHHH

I have a mic! we must get M to talk mawahah

edit: anyone have a list of regulars who use skype? I think I remember a meet-up done a while ago iirc. I'd do that. anyone can add me at railgun11

there was...we even had a persistent chatroom that all the ichigos regulars supposedly were always in and never left. noone did, but noone checked or talked in there either.

add me though peoplez :O

Roy Mustang
May 19th, 2010, 12:19 pm
Also, what is this clown everyone keeps speaking of?
HAH. Urahara. I made that set!

Luis
May 19th, 2010, 01:35 pm
*requests HC's top 10 members list*

X
May 19th, 2010, 03:44 pm
<3 <3 <3 i caught azn on irc the otherday i MUST catch you
(or you can add me on facebook! if you remember my full name? yes? its not hard haha) I remember them myspace buddy days

Yes. I WILL SKYPE WITH ANGELIC... once i get my mic -____-

Oooo skype! I don't have facebook anymooore and myspace buddy days were good times GOOOD TIMES hahaha. Funny thing is I was just on Skype the other day.

If anybody wants to add me on skype just ask but I'm pretty sure I have mostly everybody.

M
May 19th, 2010, 06:11 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ3BsIbXBRs&fmt=18

Nyu001
May 19th, 2010, 06:43 pm
Ah, someone used already Nyu001 in skype... -.-

HopelessComposer
May 19th, 2010, 09:56 pm
*requests HC's top 10 members list*
lol, I'll refrain from posting it in an attempt at not breaking any hearts. Don't worry though, you're up there too. XD

Whiplash
May 19th, 2010, 10:03 pm
I think if i had a top ten list, the last couple would be members I really don't give a shit about. I think I have more like a top five list. There's only like thirteen members on this site that are active in GC.

Eternal
May 19th, 2010, 11:23 pm
well i have a skype i rarely use it. i use that AIM american tokbox shit haha

aznanimedude
May 20th, 2010, 12:48 am
you should use skype =D

M
May 20th, 2010, 01:03 am
Use skype, get stripper requests :D

aznanimedude
May 20th, 2010, 02:07 am
not from me o/ rofl

ChristopherArmalite
May 20th, 2010, 03:27 am
I have skype but rarely use it too. I remember our last so-called "conference", I kept my mouth shut the whole time, hahahah

Neko Koneko
May 20th, 2010, 06:48 am
Skype was so much fun yesterday :D Should so do it again soon

ChristopherArmalite
May 20th, 2010, 07:25 am
Missed it because of my Psych class T-T

Phard
May 20th, 2010, 07:32 am
I will endeavor to attend the next meeting.

Do you all still use the ichigos chat room?

urcute08
May 20th, 2010, 10:45 am
lol, I'll refrain from posting it in an attempt at not breaking any hearts. Don't worry though, you're up there too. XD

There's a top 10 list? o.o POST IT POST IT POST IT! :jerry:

Luis
May 20th, 2010, 11:07 am
Dude I fell asleep mid skype convo... hope you guys didnt hear anything weird.

Paradox
May 20th, 2010, 12:08 pm
Dude I fell asleep mid skype convo... hope you guys didnt hear anything weird.

Damn! Now they have proof that I sneak in after you fall asleep! :hey:

aznanimedude
May 20th, 2010, 01:32 pm
so that was the random sounds in the conference call

Neko Koneko
May 20th, 2010, 01:50 pm
Dude I fell asleep mid skype convo... hope you guys didnt hear anything weird.

Haha, epic fail

X
May 20th, 2010, 05:05 pm
Dude I fell asleep mid skype convo... hope you guys didnt hear anything weird.

Luis gets bored when there aren't enough women.

Paradox
May 20th, 2010, 05:19 pm
Luis gets bored when there aren't enough women.

I say we tag team him. :lol:

Luis
May 20th, 2010, 05:24 pm
Actually para, you should join the convo for lulz.

Also...I woke up and the convo was still going...but I just shut off my mic and let you people do as you liked XD.

X
May 20th, 2010, 05:33 pm
Para should get skype =D

M
May 20th, 2010, 09:01 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERzTfsFpSaY

For all of you who forgotten.

urcute08
May 20th, 2010, 09:07 pm
WHAT IS THAT?!?! o.O
That is so weird... yet entertaining

M
May 20th, 2010, 09:52 pm
WHAT IS THAT?!?! o.O

Men with a lot of time on their hands.

Phard
May 20th, 2010, 10:09 pm
M

in conf.

noww

M
May 20th, 2010, 10:15 pm
Don't use skype. Sorry. Not to mention, I'm about to go to eat with my boss and co workers.

Phard
May 20th, 2010, 10:33 pm
time flew by, I'm gonna be late -.-

Neko Koneko
May 20th, 2010, 10:47 pm
g'night

X
May 20th, 2010, 11:03 pm
The time zone issue is an...issue.

Paradox
May 20th, 2010, 11:24 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERzTfsFpSaY

For all of you who forgotten.

Obvious trap is... pretty obvious for once.

Luis
May 20th, 2010, 11:28 pm
Para get on skype sometime, we want to hear you.

M
May 20th, 2010, 11:38 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uiY2pmm9fY&fmt=18

Oh yeah, Takeshi, mix it up!

Whiplash
May 21st, 2010, 12:18 am
THE PIRATE BAY LIVES ON. A quote from Pirate Bay administration:


"PLZ LEARN: TPB CANT BE SHUT DOWN

LOL!

AS U MITE HAS READ OR NOTICD, PEEPS ONCE AGAIN R TRYIN 2 SHUT US DOWN. DIS WILL NOT SUCCED, LOL. OURS RLY NICE WEBHOST WUZ THREATEND WIF RLY HUGE FINE, SO WE DECIDD 2 MOOV TEH SIET SO DAT THEY DIDNT GOT INTO TROUBLE, LOL. TEH DECISHUN 2 MOOV WUZ TAKEN BY US, TEH PIRATE BAY, LOL.

TEH PIRATE BAY IZ AN UNSINKABLE SHIP. IT WILL SAIL TEH INTERWEBS 4 AS LONG AS WE WANTS IT 2. REMEMBR DAT, K THX.

TPB, ONLY IN IT 4 TEH LULZ SINCE 2003"

M
May 21st, 2010, 12:28 am
Oh don't worry, this happens every two years. They'll be forced to shut down in another 15 or so given that our laws do not change just by process of elimination.

cryskolt_19
May 21st, 2010, 12:54 am
Don't use skype. Sorry. Not to mention, I'm about to go to eat with my boss and co workers.

I wonder what would happen if your boss/co-workers happens to discover your relationship with Ichigo's Forums, M. :shifty: But that just unimaginable, the probability of that happening is 1/10^(x > 8), lol. :heh: That is, unless you openly reveal/discuss your identity at work or to us. :sweat:


Oh don't worry, this happens every two years. They'll be forced to shut down in another 15 or so given that our laws do not change just by process of elimination.

Let's hope it doesn't! :D But there are instances where they don't just give out warnings/threats to the company, they'll go to the extent of making that company bankrupt in order to render it inoperable. Look what happened to Veoh recently. :\

M
May 21st, 2010, 01:56 am
I wonder what would happen if your boss/co-workers happens to discover your relationship with Ichigo's Forums, M. :shifty: But that just unimaginable, the probability of that happening is 1/10^(x > 8), lol. :heh: That is, unless you openly reveal/discuss your identity at work or to us. :sweat:

There's already two (three if you count ihatecodymccallom or something, but I threw a stress ball at him resulting in injury) different members here that I have worked with in real life. :X

And that's a poorly derrived equation. It should be written {x>8 : 1/(10^x)}

urcute08
May 21st, 2010, 08:07 am
And that's a poorly derrived equation. It should be written {x>8 : 1/(10^x)}

What shall "X" be?

ChristopherArmalite
May 21st, 2010, 09:04 am
This X (http://forums.ichigos.com/member.php?u=5233) is the only X

Phard
May 21st, 2010, 12:02 pm
And that's a poorly derrived equation. It should be written {x>8 : 1/(10^x)}

Oh dear...

M
May 21st, 2010, 12:09 pm
What shall "X" be?

Allow me to break this down, slowly and painfully. I hope you like math :D



The statement {x>8 : 1/(10^x)} is in set notation. Basically, that equation amounts for all evaluated values of its predicate 1/(10^x provided that the earlier subject x>8 is true. Thus, that line is the same as the following series over any distribution and probability.

1/(10^9), 1/(10^10), 1/(10^11), 1/(10^12), ...

Thus, the number is discreet, but continuous in series; no distinct answer, but many answers. Assuming that x is an integer value, this equation is simple to solve. If x is a numeric radical or a complex number, then the answer is continuous.

The set notation provided is a shortcut to showing this pattern. Given what cryskolt_17 was thinking, I believe that this is to be a calculus summation of values rather than absolute discreet intervals, since discreet calculations make no sense in unmeasurable values, whereas calculus was developed for this purpose. Thus, by the law of limit theory, the determined value for this series is equal to zero, but this is not true for this equation! Here's why.

Given this, the equation changes slightly...

Sum(x=8,∞,{1/10^x})

Which translates into

1/(10^9) + 1/(10^10) + 1/(10^11) + 1/(10^12) + ...

Given this factor, we can see that the value of this equation nearly stays focused at the value of 1/10^9, only increasing in precision. Thus, the actual value of this system is estimated to 0.000000001 or 0.0000001 % chance.

This is a special percentage value called the Oh-9 factor. Basically, if something like this actually happens, it's deemed as a miracle, but it's still important to point out the fact that it's still possible.




:4eyes: math :4eyes:

M
May 21st, 2010, 12:54 pm
Double post due to those that tl;dr-ed my earlier post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwIi3IlRUIU

Vocaloid the way it should be done.


And in other music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YB5RDxlg_Q
Reminds me of a rougher iksi:d (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0MlLRZq2NM&fmt=18) :music:

Taemond
May 21st, 2010, 02:24 pm
Double post due to those that tl;dr-ed my earlier post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwIi3IlRUIU

Vocaloid the way it should be done.


I totally agree. Vocaloid can sound great if used properly.

And on other musical notes, got to play a duet solo thing with the incredible flute player Peter Sheridan today. I got to play his contra bass flute, with him playing the sub contra bass. Best thing ever :D :D :D :D

Who says flute can't be a jazz instrument. :lol:

Nyu001
May 21st, 2010, 04:16 pm
Google has a nice design of their logo today that you can play. But so annoying the sounds! >o<

HopelessComposer
May 21st, 2010, 04:22 pm
Google has a nice design of their logo today that you can play. But so annoying the sounds! >o<
I was just going to say "Google is especially awesome today," but you beat me to it. =D
And what the crap do you mean the sounds are annoying?! Those are the pacman sounds! How can you not like them!? D:

If you didn't even know it was pacman, count me a depressed cookie.

X
May 21st, 2010, 06:36 pm
This X (http://forums.ichigos.com/member.php?u=5233) is the only X

And don't you forget it. :thumb:

Phard
May 21st, 2010, 11:11 pm
wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka

Neko Koneko
May 22nd, 2010, 01:00 pm
Google has a nice design of their logo today that you can play. But so annoying the sounds! >o<

Blasphemy!

Nyu001
May 22nd, 2010, 01:53 pm
Hey, I had headphones on and the sound was too loud for me to find it likable. But it's fine without headphones. :P

HopelessComposer
May 22nd, 2010, 09:18 pm
Gah, boreddd.

M
May 22nd, 2010, 09:32 pm
My Soul Your Beats Lia Single was released about 24 hours ago.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I wanna buy!

ChristopherArmalite
May 22nd, 2010, 10:20 pm
My Soul Your Beats Lia Single was released about 24 hours ago.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I wanna buy!

:O really?!
*youtubes for a preview*

So nice! :cry:

urcute08
May 22nd, 2010, 11:19 pm
Pacman is too distracting... :(
I takes me ages to do my searches now because I get caught up playing Pacy... The good ol' days. :)
(Btw I Google a lot... like at least 8 times a day. Hehe, it's my solution for everything.)

Phard
May 23rd, 2010, 12:35 am
8 is a lot?

M
May 23rd, 2010, 12:39 am
Pacman is too distracting... :(
I takes me ages to do my searches now because I get caught up playing Pacy... The good ol' days. :)
(Btw I Google a lot... like at least 8 times a day. Hehe, it's my solution for everything.)


8 is a lot?

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8646/selection006.jpg

Yep. It is.

Phard
May 23rd, 2010, 03:30 am
No 8 isn't. 17,000 is.

X
May 23rd, 2010, 04:59 am
The # symbol is called an octothorpe.

Phard
May 23rd, 2010, 05:11 am
And the dot above the letter i is called a tittle.

Luis
May 23rd, 2010, 05:15 am
I believe yer refering to the accent.... not to be confused with the tilde. (admitedly I often do, I fucking hate that whole side of spanish)

X
May 23rd, 2010, 06:01 am
1 in 70 people eat their snot.

Eternal
May 23rd, 2010, 07:35 am
1 in 8 people will have swallowed a spider in their sleep

Taemond
May 23rd, 2010, 07:54 am
1 in 8 people will have swallowed a spider in their sleep

That's a rather alarming large percentage :mellow:

Phard
May 23rd, 2010, 11:10 am
c-c-c-combo breaker

HopelessComposer
May 23rd, 2010, 04:06 pm
One out of four people think combo breakers are funny.

Whiplash
May 23rd, 2010, 05:26 pm
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix

Gyar GYAR GYAR GYAR.

M
May 23rd, 2010, 06:08 pm
:sigh: 4chan again... And it was going so well...

ChristopherArmalite
May 23rd, 2010, 06:14 pm
1 in 8 people will have swallowed a spider in their sleep

that's not really true XD (http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp)

Luis
May 23rd, 2010, 06:50 pm
:sigh: 4chan again... And it was going so well...

*pat*

Gekkeiju
May 23rd, 2010, 08:46 pm
I thought it was 'each person has swallowed 8 spiders in their lifetime' :(

Phard
May 23rd, 2010, 10:06 pm
90% of statistics are incorrect.

Zero
May 23rd, 2010, 10:10 pm
9 out of 10 Americans believe that out of the 10 people, 1 person will always disagree with the other 9.

M
May 23rd, 2010, 11:47 pm
Whee~ I bought a netbook. I finally have a use for the name Cirino-Libra.

Luis
May 24th, 2010, 01:33 am
IDK why im guessin Asus or dell.

aznanimedude
May 24th, 2010, 01:38 am
alienware

X
May 24th, 2010, 01:39 am
Netbooks are like baby computers

PorscheGTIII
May 24th, 2010, 01:51 am
A bread-boarded computer is my guess. XD

cryskolt_19
May 24th, 2010, 03:07 am
Wow I can't believe I'm so far behind. Been busy with work. Anyways.....


Allow me to break this down, slowly and painfully. I hope you like math :D



The statement {x>8 : 1/(10^x)} is in set notation. Basically, that equation amounts for all evaluated values of its predicate 1/(10^x provided that the earlier subject x>8 is true. Thus, that line is the same as the following series over any distribution and probability.

1/(10^9), 1/(10^10), 1/(10^11), 1/(10^12), ...

Thus, the number is discreet, but continuous in series; no distinct answer, but many answers. Assuming that x is an integer value, this equation is simple to solve. If x is a numeric radical or a complex number, then the answer is continuous.

The set notation provided is a shortcut to showing this pattern. Given what cryskolt_17 was thinking, I believe that this is to be a calculus summation of values rather than absolute discreet intervals, since discreet calculations make no sense in unmeasurable values, whereas calculus was developed for this purpose. Thus, by the law of limit theory, the determined value for this series is equal to zero, but this is not true for this equation! Here's why.

Given this, the equation changes slightly...

Sum(x=8,∞,{1/10^x})

Which translates into

1/(10^9) + 1/(10^10) + 1/(10^11) + 1/(10^12) + ...

Given this factor, we can see that the value of this equation nearly stays focused at the value of 1/10^9, only increasing in precision. Thus, the actual value of this system is estimated to 0.000000001 or 0.0000001 % chance.

This is a special percentage value called the Oh-9 factor. Basically, if something like this actually happens, it's deemed as a miracle, but it's still important to point out the fact that it's still possible.




:4eyes: math :4eyes:


Oh yes, I should have specified whether my equation is a discreet absolute interval or a calculus summation. Thanks for clearing that up for me, M! :heh:


My Soul Your Beats Lia Single was released about 24 hours ago.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I wanna buy!

Yay! Can't wait for it! :D

HopelessComposer
May 24th, 2010, 04:45 am
Translating my Japanese copy of the first volume of Yotsuba&!
Thanks for the idea, M. You'd mentioned translating anime was a good way to strengthen one's Japanese awhile back. Seems like a sold idea to me, so I'm going to go ahead and translate this book, since I haven't worked on my Japanese in forever.

Except I'm not just translating it! I have a sketchpad that has pages that are basically the same size as the pages in the book, so I'm redrawing all the pages I translate (very quickly!) as I translate them, and I'm sticking my redrawn pages in between the regular pages. Art and Japanese practice all in one! Super awesome! XD

M
May 24th, 2010, 05:38 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk3Nmu8Kq6Y

>:3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM3QknJhEJQ

>:33

Taemond
May 24th, 2010, 08:26 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk3Nmu8Kq6Y

>:3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM3QknJhEJQ

>:33

Japanese music is so much more creative and better than all this western stuff that everyone listens to over here.

And on that note, just finished watching Haibane Renmei. Fabulous show, definitely another to slot into my "best anime of all time list". Also went out and immediately bought the soundtrack :lol: And finally got myself 2 of the Serial Experiments Lain soundtracks. Incredible music on both animes.

Neko Koneko
May 24th, 2010, 09:51 am
Lain has good music? I remember the OP being good and the rest... some random techno junk.

Taemond
May 24th, 2010, 10:02 am
Lain has good music? I remember the OP being good and the rest... some random techno junk.

There are some quite good ones on the soundtrack; most of it is industrial/techno and some are kind of rubbish, but there are a few really good alternative ones and ones that don't fit any genera I know of, and even a blues track as well. Now, I only have to track down the third Lain soundtrack.......

I do love industrial music though, so I'm partially biased towards it :heh: And the fact that its so different is why I like it also. The OP was brilliant though.

I'm still yet to buy the Clannad soundtrack though.......(why are anime OST's so expensive :()

Nyu001
May 24th, 2010, 10:03 pm
Exercise boosts the levels of the neurotransmitters dopamine and norepinephrine, which affect mood and help us retain memories.

HopelessComposer
May 24th, 2010, 10:42 pm
Exercise boosts the levels of the neurotransmitters dopamine and norepinephrine, which affect mood and help us retain memories.
Strong body, strong mind?
Sounds about right to me!
Time to go exercise!

Neko Koneko
May 25th, 2010, 08:47 pm
# Mønti Pythøn ik den Hølie Gräilen
# Røtern nik Akten Di
# Wik
# Alsø wik
# Alsø alsø wik
# Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
# See the løveli lakes
# The wøndërful telephøne system
# And mäni interesting furry animals
# The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used are fictitious
and any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is
entirely accidental and unintentional.
Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
# Including the majestik møøse
# A Møøse once bit my sister...
# No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink"...
# We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have
been sacked.
# Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
# We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
have been sacked.
# Møøse trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA
# Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
# Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign
com plicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG
# Møøses' noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER
Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen
in the third scene from the end, given a thorough
grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level
Geography by BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER
# The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been
sacked.