AFI.. never really listened to them.

DCfC is so much better.

Here you go! (http://xthost.info/Mies/PDF/A%20great%20with%20comments.pdf)

That took far longer that I wanted it to... Oh well, so much for my break :p)
(I hope I didn't beat on him too hard...)


JESUS CHRIST!!!!11!1!!11!!!!1!!!1!111

Man, I didnt know I'd get that much criticism, but man that will help alot!

*starts to read the 3874832748 notes Mies put in his first chapter.*

No problem :) Though a lot of it is grammer, and it's more around 50 or so... I didn't do a summary... so yeah....

I feel left out... Who's miss murrder? What is AFI? And what the hell is DCfC?!

Miss Murder is a Song by AFI... I don't know why but the video reminds me of hitler...

http://music.yahoo.com/

it's number 8 on the top 100 list... ^_^

AFI.. never really listened to them.

DCfC is so much better.
I lovelovelove death cab for cutie...

*high five*

I like Plans so much but I wish they stayed with their indie lable...

*M, these are all bands were talking about*

^which explains why I don't know a single thing about what you are talking about. Oh well... I'll go back to my cubby hole.

I think I may like The Postal Service more than death cab, even though they have the same lead singer...


Such great heights.
sleeping in
nothing better

amazing songs <3

...

*turns Maestrosetti into a vampire* :vampire:
No! @_@

Tokyopopdrift2fast2furious....3....xXx

GAH! XXX! BIBLE BLACK! MY COUSIN!

...

.......ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......................

fufufufufufu.....

*dies*

omg... Bible black?!.....was he watching it? omg... XD

I've watched it before... and all I can say is... tol... XD

GAH! XXX! BIBLE BLACK! MY COUSIN!

...

.......ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...................... *SCHMACK!* on a lighter note it's flooding where I live. I think I need noahs contract.

What the hell would make you think about laughing in bible black?! It's just pure BDSM with emphisis on Aleister Crowley's sex magick...

It's just downright wrong.

I was tol'ing thinking about you and your cousin... XD

There's nothing wrong with that (even though it would never happen) :mellow:

Here is your reply to your comments, Mies.

"A prefix would be stellar here. Though this is a short story." - What do you mean? Please explain. Although I decided I might make this into four arcs, so it might not be a short-story as I planned after all.

"Ah... So this is the name of the second city. Why'd you wait to give its name?" - Well, I never knew that a city is named by its army.

"You're copping out on descriptions. While you gently touched on what the cave was like, and you left it hanging.." - Really? Give me some examples of how I could fix this.

"Why? Was it hanging from the wall, or was it far across a fracture? Proceeding information is missing" - Ah sorry, I shouldve said in the beginning that one of them is taller than the other. Its better to distinguish who's who or else I would be saying he and he.

When I use feint it means fake.

"Your first word seemed to have some form of structure, and your second flowed the same way, but this second phrase seems out of place." - huh? Please explain.

"Obviously. But what you failed to do is describe all the gorgeous, gory detail of the deaths. Where are the cries of pain? Where are the people on the brink of death moaning? Where are the melted corpses?" - Geez, I think you've been watching a bit too many scary movies lately. I will add the details however, so dont fret.

"Intriguing way to resolve the tension." - ...Thats a good thing, right?

"Does the true main character like to talk to himself? This is where thought writing would take place." - I love making my characters schkitzofrenic (spelling duh).

I will be editing my first chapter to your standards (hopefully) and will post up chapter 4 (5 and 6?) tonight (Chapters 1, 2, and 3 are separated from chapter one thanks to Mies.)

Should I make a thread about this? I dont want it to die out like my first one did (still working on that but postponing it x_x)

There's nothing wrong with that (even though it would never happen) :mellow:

I wasn't talking about that! GRRR! nevermind, forget I even laughed!

Bible Black gives me this tingly feeling in the pants..

gave me tingly feelings in my stomach... right before I up-chucked my dinner.

"A prefix would be stellar here. Though this is a short story."

Sometimes in books they have little tidbits of information placed before a chapter's begining. for instance a journal entry, or some type of a quote that makes the reader have parallel thoughts when reading the story. It's a writing techique that is easy to do and is highly regarded.


"Ah... So this is the name of the second city. Why'd you wait to give its name?"

X| Well, when I think military, I think about the "Roman" army, or the "Egyptian" raiders, though what you are saying is also true. I'd still give them a name, regardless if you choose that or not.

"You're copping out on descriptions. While you gently touched on what the cave was like, and you left it hanging.."

This is a problem with color coding your speaking patterns. You know how a book usually talks in quotes adds a ," said [XXX]. I'm talking about the part that usually follows that. For a horrible example:


The two men pushed aside some vines as they walked inside of the damp, dark, and dead cave. With every footstep, the echo answered their call. The shorter of the two was slightly adigated by this, while the taller one found such an emotion to be trivial. Sliding their feet in the darkness, they occationally ran into a stalagmite, and cause the cave to fill with the noise of steel clashing against stone.

Something like that. Add some boring detail, and it gives the reader a better perspective in what you are painting in your head.

"Your first word seemed to have some form of structure, and your second flowed the same way, but this second phrase seems out of place."

Well, let's take a look at it in groupings.


arsaea taeurarowea
arc neurro vreueasurhe iis fuojwayurdye

The first actually looks like a psudo-japanese-latin construction, while the second has some words that don't fit this style. Arc is fine, iis is fine too, neurro looks Latin to me, but Vreueasurhe and Fuojwayurdye looks entirely random to me. The main issue is the 'V' connected to the 'r' and the 'r' connected to the 'h'. That is a rare combanation, and causes your reader to stumble. It's the same with the latter, the 'j' with the 'w' is odd.

"Obviously. But what you failed to do is describe all the gorgeous, gory detail of the deaths. Where are the cries of pain? Where are the people on the brink of death moaning? Where are the melted corpses?"

Not that I've been watching too many scarry movies (heck I haven't seen one it five years now; they give me nightmares), but this is an action point. Action is filled with either extensive detail or extensive talking. I prefer detail (if you haven't noticed), because it gives off a more mature feeling to a writing (an example of this is HG Wells' War of the Worlds Very little talking, great amount of description)

"Intriguing way to resolve the tension."

Yes it is. I didn't see that comming at all :)

"Does the true main character like to talk to himself? This is where thought writing would take place."

This was to further my point of making you use better descriptions, but your way is fine.

-----

My god. I never would have pictured myself like this from three years ago.

Should I make a thread about this? I dont want it to die out like my first one did (still working on that but postponing it x_x)

could you please make a thread for it? it would make it so much easier to keep up with, I really like this story and would like to see where it goes.

@the above quote of Hiei: Your choice. It will be eaiser to orgainze with it's own thread though. Then again the thread could just die.


My god. I never would have pictured myself like this from three years ago.

My god I sounded like my Grade School teachers. *smacks self*

Dude, your caramel fell in my resees

that post reminds me of Sister Act...


Nothing you could say could tear me away from my God, (my God)
Nothing you could do, 'cause I'm stuck like glue to my God, (my God, my God)
I'm sticking to my God like a stamp to a letter,
Like birds of a feather we stick together.
I'm tellin' you from the start, I can't be torn apart from my God.

Nothing you could do could make me untrue to my God, (my God)
Nothing you could buy could make me tell a lie to my God, (my God, my God)
I gave my God my word of honour to be faithful, and I'm gonna.
You best be believing I won't be deceiving my God.

As a matter of opinion I think he's tops
My opinion is he's the cream of the crop.
As a matter of taste, to be exact,
He's my ideal, as a matter of fact.

No muscle bound man could take my hand from my God, (my God)
No handsome face could ever take the place of my God,(my God, my God)
He may not be a movie star, but when it comes to bein' happy, we are.

There's not a man today who could take me away from my God
(Let's take it home ladies)
There's not a man today who could take me away from my God
(Give them some of that deep shoulder action)
There's not a man today who could take me away from my God

... XD

And I connect that with nun's with guns (chrno crusade).

birds of a feather get hunted and shot at together.

And I connect that with nun's with guns (chrno crusade). Wooooot! *does the wave... by self*

What be that? Huntin! WOOO HOOO. It's go time in Renneckvile, PA! :hunter:

Thanks for your comments, Mies! I hope you can do this more often when I write some more. Your help is greatly appreciated! (Credits you when I make a thread).

And I have decided to make a thread about it (whoope!) and I hope it doesnt die out like the last one (nuu!!).

I'll put Mies's corrections into effect after I take my shower, and then start on the fourth chapter and so on.

I love System of a down. :wub:

"Your first word seemed to have some form of structure, and your second flowed the same way, but this second phrase seems out of place."

Well, let's take a look at it in groupings.


arsaea taeurarowea
arc neurro vreueasurhe iis fuojwayurdye

The first actually looks like a psudo-japanese-latin construction, while the second has some words that don't fit this style. Arc is fine, iis is fine too, neurro looks Latin to me, but Vreueasurhe and Fuojwayurdye looks entirely random to me. The main issue is the 'V' connected to the 'r' and the 'r' connected to the 'h'. That is a rare combanation, and causes your reader to stumble. It's the same with the latter, the 'j' with the 'w' is odd.

Well, you see the vr combination because I am following my own form of ancient language. As you can see, when the word vreueasurhe is decrypted, the vr is used from the letter V, and in my form of alphabet "V –ΰ - Vro" However, I think I have overlooked those words and I will check them again for proper structure of words.

Edit: vreueasurhe is now changed to veurseeure. fuojwayurdye is also changed to fuojeromayeudye. These words are modified but still contain their original meaning without violating the alphabetical rule and the traditional english rule.

TOSHI! WHY MUST YOU HAUNT ME SO!? Right when I forget all about Daicon, you bring it up! I'll have sword surfing bunny girls and superhuman girls fighting gundams in my head now for a long time! DAMN YOU!

Figures, after I mention something about a merry-go-round that this would happenhttp://img54.imageshack.us/img54/9408/11pxpointdironie8ji.jpg

I love System of a down. :wub:

Me too! ^.^

^_^ + :hunter: = x_x

=:devil:

ni hao everybody :china: (for those of you wondering, that's my new hello line)
*glomps Mies*
gotta finish my Grammer hw again XD
2morrow I have a bio and math test, I swear, Summer school is harder than school school X____X
bye Mies~

...que?

I think its time for a new set... I dunno what atm though

Mystery editor?

Is that some sort of official title for censorship?

No, its a name that has stuck from my days as a sprite-comic-er

New name is π (thats a pi, by the by, if noone can see)

In the middle of correcting my first two(three?) chapters I had to help my family move in some new furniture. Thereofre, I am not able to give you guys the next installment today. :(

To make things up I will give you a small preview for the next coming chapters!

As he fell back from the impact, his back was bruised due to the burns his father gave him.

"Geez, you've got stronger." He said.
"Oh? Do you really think so?" His father replied as he muttered a few incantations and vanished. The son began to look around, wondering where his father went. From his previous experience, his father attacked him from the back. The son then felt as if his father had appeared in back of him, and immediately turned around. He threw out his right hand, and a red-ish glow appeared on his hand.

"Scorching Flames, Burn my opponent!" The son yelled as a stream of fire emitted from his right hand and spewed out. However, there was no one there, and the son looked toward the empty space in shock. His father then appeared from his back, his left hand emitting with a green-ish white glow. His son turned around and tried to counter by punching his father in the face, but his father ducked easily and began to incantate.

"Poiweurocyeiwure Sehoojecykha!" The father's left hand was engulfed by streaks of lightning as he jabbed it into his son's stomach. Lightning soared all over his son's body, shocking him intensely. His son screamed out in pain as the impact of his father's jab sends him towards the wall opposite of his father. As he landed, he rolled over numerous times before stopping by the wall. While rolling on the floor, his son was shocked at what magic his father possesses.

Did my father just...use Ancient Magic?! But thats impossible! No wizard or magi alive could have known such old magic! Damn... it hurts much more than a regular spell would...

Small amounts of smoke rose from the son's body, and he laid there motionless for a few moments. His father walked to him, and when he reached him the father looked down at him and shook his head.

"You were wrong. I am not getting stronger, it is you who is getting weaker. You have great potential, but you're just too damn lazy to practice. Do you even deem yourself worthy of becoming a wizard?"

End Preview.

*wants more*

*Wants a boar*

Rhyming fun! :)

*Wants a....*

let's not go there. :lol:

I wonder what that word was going to be...I've got an idea. And if I'm right, well, I hope I'm not right. XD

Take a guess

No, my mind's probably a lot sicker than yours, and I don't want to make me look like the creep I am.

..creep.

"What do you think Are next Stage of Evolution is? Or will we survie by then?"

So...many...*gasp*....errors!

AYBAreBTU! SupTZ! YHNCtoSMYT!

Love bad grammer (though I was in the same boat back in 9th grade....)

Take a guess

ooh ooh was it whore? :P

whore - 1
Pronunciation: 'hȯr, 'hu̇r
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English hore, from Old English hōre; akin to Old Norse hōra whore, hōrr adulterer, Latin carus dear ― more at CHARITY
Date: before 12th century

1 : a woman who engages in sexual acts for money : PROSTITUTE also : a promiscuous or immoral woman
2 : a male who engages in sexual acts for money
3 : a venal or unscrupulous person

⁂ ⁂ ⁂

whore - 2
Function: verb
Inflected Form: whored ; whor·ing
Date: 1554

intransitive verb
1 : to have unlawful sexual intercourse as or with a whore
2 : to pursue a faithless, unworthy, or idolatrous desire
transitive verb obsolete : to corrupt by lewd intercourse : DEBAUCH

Somebody's dirty...

you all make me sick =_=

Well... You kind of said it.... I just pulled a dictionary def of that sentence's subject.

Yes, and I only implied. So I can't be a culprit! Not after what happened back in 98...

Whoa what?

WHORES?!
WHERE!?

where
Pronunciation: 'hwer, 'hwar, 'wer, 'war, (")(h)w&r
Function: adverb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English hw[AE]r; akin to Old High German hwAr where, Old English hwA who -- more at WHO
1 a : at, in, or to what place <where is the house> <where are we going> b : at, in, or to what situation, position, direction, circumstances, or respect <where does this plan lead> <where am I wrong>
2 archaic : HERE, THERE <lo, where it comes again -- Shakespeare>

where
Function: conjunction
1 a : at, in, or to what place <knows where the house is> b : at, in, or to what situation, position, direction, circumstances, or respect <shows where the plan leads> c : the place or point at, in, or to which <couldn't see from where he was sitting> <kept that horse and gentled him to where I finally rode him -- William Faulkner>
2 : WHEREVER <goes where she likes>
3 a : at, in, or to which place <the town where she lives> b : at or in which <has reached the size where traffic is a problem> <two fireplaces where you can bake bread in the ovens -- Randall Jarrell>
4 a : at, in, or to the place at, in, or to which <stay where you are> <send him away where he'll forget> b : in a case, situation, or respect in which <outstanding where endurance is called for>
5 : THAT <I've read where they do it that way in some Middle Eastern countries -- Andy Rooney>

where
Pronunciation: 'hwer, 'hwar, 'wer, 'war
Function: noun
1 : PLACE, LOCATION <the where and the how of the accident>
2 : what place, source, or cause <I know where that comes from>
- where it's at 1 a : a place of central interest or activity b : something (as a topic or field of interest) of primary concern or importance <education is where it's at> 2 : the true nature of things
- where one is at : one's true position, state, or nature

THERE!! um... *points to some random place*

Argh, empty?

The trash bin?

most likely in a trunk of a car

That's where I stow bodies. :)

same here

I usually keep them in a hurst.

You mean that little rat that says he does crack-cocaine, but really all he does is sit around and play video games?

you mean me?

Are you a video game playing rat?

Did you even need to ask that, Maestrosetti?

I think I may like The Postal Service more than death cab, even though they have the same lead singer...


Such great heights.
sleeping in
nothing better

amazing songs <3

I found another indie fan! WHOOT! Postal Service is one of my favorite bands! I love Distict Sleeps Alone Tonight (have you seen the music video for it?)

Did you even need to ask that, Maestrosetti?
I suppose not. Ooh, and lazy man here actually typed out my whole name. Not many people do that.

Maestrosetti Maestrosetti Maestrosetti Maestrosetti
I typed it 4 times...

Or did you copy and paste it? Maybees.

nope, typed it four times Maestrosetti

I found another indie fan! WHOOT! Postal Service is one of my favorite bands! I love Distict Sleeps Alone Tonight (have you seen the music video for it?)
postal service is cooool! lol

nope, typed it four times Maestrosetti

Seems to me like you did, because you lack the natural comma that happens when listing or repeating something :).

I used the format as a statement, therefore nto need a comma

I found another indie fan! WHOOT! Postal Service is one of my favorite bands! I love Distict Sleeps Alone Tonight (have you seen the music video for it?)

nah, but ive heard the song before.
quite amazing.

That song is great! Who ever doesnt like it deserves to be pokes.

:poke:

Have you seen the MuVid for Michael? Its by Franz Ferdinand.

nope.
but im in love with this taking back sunday song.

http://www.musicvideocodes.biz/song_21276_Taking_Back_Sunday-A_Decade_Under_The_Influence.html

That song is great! Who ever doesnt like it deserves to be pokes.

:poke:

Have you seen the MuVid for Michael? Its by Franz Ferdinand.
hmm...havent seen it, but love te song!

Do you listen to Franz Ferdinand anyways? If not, you should. They are a great band

its one of the bands i like. amongst all the rest. (amongst..is that the right word?)

then poke me

you mean amongst the rest?

oor not..

cuz ive heard of an amongst the rest.
i know the ppl in the band cuz they live like..two towns over.

maybe thats what i mean, um..i dunno. wow...are they cool?
EDIT: ok, thats a very vague question.....

you mean amongst the rest?

oor not..

cuz ive heard of an amongst the rest.
i know the ppl in the band cuz they live like..two towns over.

The people in Franz Ferdinand? LIE~!!!! @_@ :cry: @_@ :cry:

*BTW, do you still go to L-Factor?*

l factor?

oh shiz.
totally forgot about that site.

and yes, amongst the rest is pretty good.
but nowhere near the level of Tbs, dcfc, postal service, etc etc etc

depends on your preferences, I somewhat like them

*you do know the people of FF then.. WOW. Get me their autograph!*

I just remembered that site and went there yesterday. God the people there have gotten so much better in PS... Makes me feel bad.

what?

i want an autograph!!
EDIT: wait....how would i get it...?

i stopped my digital artist..ways.

I'm sure you have

I swear, every time I go to this thread, I keep getting older and older... :sigh: Oh well. Process of life, right?

lol duuuh.

pretty much yea

i stopped my digital artist..ways.

lol, you should start it up agian. You are so good! *I like your ava btw*

I swear, every time I go to this thread, I keep getting older and older... :sigh: Oh well. Process of life, right?

:gramps:

I swear the walls are laughing at me.

Need not to worry white angel.

Tis only me.

what are you talking about "me"? what about us!

no one's on irc....

ni hao everybody :china:

I'm going to work tomorrow! whoo work! :)
I love working it's so much fun (even thou I don't get paid...)
It's fun! :)

Eternal?! Eternal?! Eternaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal?!?!?!

*huggles* you remember me!!!!!!
you use to be red stone no?

I bet you don't remember me, do you? XD

your that dodgeball kid from the philipenes who thinks he's Saskue! :)
I read your very long story about you girlfriends and the girl that you're persuing... It was... iono... I've never been in love so it was either touching or pathetic I couldn't tell XD
Love is too complicated for me.... I like Lala land MUCH better~

lol, no I don't think I'm Sasuke...my classmates do, even though I humiliated myself in front of them...I was so embarassed XD
and now that I think about it, it was somewhat pathetic...I never knew how that really happened

EDIT: Oh yea, speaking of which when I got my yearbook signed, one of my classmates from gym put in
"Hey Sasuke! Have a great summer, how's your head? lol, enjoy!"

made me laugh...I can't believe she remembered that

Not to be mean.

But, for me, I'd rather not fall in love.


Tis, a very very horrible thing indeed.

*hi fives Panda Chan*

oh no wait, it was actually "Uchiha boy" not Sasuke...not that I'm proud of it or anything but it's pretty funny

Yes, I remember you. How have things been?

um ummmm....
ok beyond this point if you think it's too long stop reading XD

I graduated on the 13th I think it was a Wed...
I got three awards: one for getting strait 4.0's (A's) {25 people got one} , One for Gym (3 people got it out of 450) when they said my my I was liek wtf!? I want one for MATH! and one for like leadership, Courage, grades, and stuff it was called the American Legion award thingy presented by a commander from the Korean War (2 people out of 450)
Then on the Following Monday... I had to go to summer school (not because I'm dumb, it's a summer school for smart kids who want to get a head start on high school ~)
I have a funky literlly FUnky math teacher
A very boring Grammer teacher I swear to god my head is going to explode in his class
and a kindergarden like Marine Bio teacher~ I like her :)

And I work as a Voluneteer at the Zoo~

Hmm . . .

XD didja stop reading where it told you to stop reading?

edit: I changed my skin to blue after reading the "skins" topic and now my eyes hurt XD *goes to change back*

Allow me to point out some key words in this phrase...


I'm going to work tomorrow! whoo work! :)
I love working it's so much fun (even thou I don't get paid...)
It's fun! :)

Thus I quote a recent Rolling Bomber Special video:
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!1

I have piano lessons in the summer... And I read encyclopedias for fun too.

When I was fourteen . . .

And thus I quote you quoting a recent Rolling Bomber Special Video:

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!1

When I was fourteen . . .

When I was 17
I drank my very first beer
I got my very first beer at a quck store
with a fake ID
My name was Brian Magee
I drank it listening to Queen

When I was 17....

-Homer Simpson

@ Mies ahahaahhhaahhhaaa *cracks up*
your bold lettering made my awesome post awesomer-er-er! :)
Mies has a good sense of Humor :)

@ RD my parents make me memorize the dictionary and for some very strange reason, I still can't spell and my volcabulary is still one of a very intellgent fourth grader XD

I feel bad for you E. You were forced. Some people say im crazy for reading encyclopedias but I do it for fun and I like it.

EDIT - for some reason I remember some one who either was you Eternal or had a similar name who was a little more "mature". You post a lot and you converese and act crazy, and I wondered why untill I found out your the same age as I....

Who am I thinking of then?

I like the encyclopedias but you arn't allowed to take them out of the libaray and buying your own set is EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE!
and yea, I mostly look at em when I have nothing to do or when I need to reaserch somethin'
Its like the book of world records except "nerdified"

I read dictionaries, thesauruses and encyclopedias when I'm bored...and I'm always bored...man I need a life...

I got mine from my grandma and she got it at a garage sale...

got what? your life or an encyclopedia?

encyclopedia
you can't get a life from a garage sale silly XD
unless... you go to garage sales everyday and it becomes your life XD
I dont like stuff from garage sales, you don't know where it's been.

II remember some one who either was you Eternal or had a similar name who was a little more "mature". You post a lot and you converese and act crazy, and I wondered why untill I found out your the same age as I....

Who am I thinking of then?

That's Eternity.

Doing stuff like that is awesome in its own right. I mean, once you enter high school, it'll be a breeze. Unlike the ahobaka (god dang Jinki:Extend) that didn't even know the first thing about education; things like Homework.

It sure is!

EDIT:
@Eternal: lol, that was a joke about the life being found in the garage sale thing XD

I graduated with all A's for first semester and all A's and a B in second.... Sad.

I got an award for Engish : ]

I am very Mature when I want to be, but you cannot be mature all the time and act grown up. One you'd be a fake, and two after putting up a mask for so long you would most definately get tierd and when your mask slips you'll be screwed over~
I find ichigos a good place to be myself, you know chillax and have fun.
There is only so long before age no long become an excuse for having fun so enjoy being a kid and being immature while you still can. :)

Note: what's wrong with posting a lot? I have questions that need to be asked and answers that need to be replied~

And Eternity really isn't that mature, he's just a nice guy~

oh and my 4.0 thing was getting strait 4.0's throughout middle school all three years XD
Never gotten a B yet but I'll be failing like crazy in High School XD XD XD

@ Chris
life being found at a garage = X=
I know you were joking XD

my friends portray me as very mature...but am I really? XD

^ read post above
don't be mature, be what you are :) and not what other people potray you as~

I'm just being myself, but apparently people take me as a mature person even though I don't think I am

You are a rat, boy! A rrrrrat!

*leaves Chris Hanging*
I don't think I can tell you what you want to hear because I'd be lying~
*goes play runescape XD!*

yes, I am a rat...apparently

leave me hanging? what?

Move along.

I've just heard a joke that's slightly amusing



You stink so much that you made Right Guard turn left, Secret tell on you and the boat on the Old Spice bottle sink
note that all of the products mentioned are deodorants

and interesting facts!
# The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.
# The most common name in the world in Mohamed.
# A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
# A snail can sleep for three years.
# All polar bears are left handed.
# American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
# Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
# Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
# Butterflies taste with their feet
# Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about 10.
# China has more English speakers than the United States.
# Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear any pants.
# Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
# Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
# February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
# I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
# If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
# If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
# If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you will have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
# Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
# No word in the English language rhymes with month.
# On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
# One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 1930's lobbied against hemp farmers-they saw it as competition.
# Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
# Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
# Shakespeare invented the words 'assassination' and 'bump'.
# Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
# The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
# The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
# The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
# The name Wendy was made up for the book 'Peter Pan'.
# The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
# The words racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.
# Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
# You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
# lollipop is the longest word typed with only the right hand

So... You're trying to tell us that you stink?

no, it was merely a joke...I heard it somewhere but I forgot...

You dirty rat...

Okay I need to stop... NOW!

[/making-fun-of-people]

Bwuahaha. Feel my evil essance consume you. Become one with the panda.

And all shall be revealed to you.

*plops down next to mies*
I have urges to be mean to Chris but I'm not gonna vause I'm a good girl :)
It's ok Chris your still loved XD

oooh start trouble!

I have another question for you guys/gals. What do you guys/gals think of gays?

....Oh god.

Noob alert going off.

uuhhhh we are a open minded community? (most of us)
and um... I think there is a thread that might be locked about Homosexuality if you have further questiongs :china:

Here

I don't think the threads purpose could be any more obvious :mellow:

I have another question for you guys/gals. What do you guys/gals think of gays?
You sound like Nick when you say that. He seems to say guys/gals a lot...or at least I think so. Something like that. Why are you asking that, anyway? :huh:

who's nick?

My cousin whom he apparently knows.

someone scary...

I'm scar-ed

Scar Ed 101.

*collapse*

And down she went with a thump.

*smacks Mae*
*falls back down*

Ignoring the walls....

Don't make me swallow you.

That's... Quite the play on words there, Maestrosetti................

who are you threatening to swallow?

jo mamma

T______________T
my mother is not to be swallowed.
// end

I'm guessing it's me...

Wait a second... I was told I was Eternal's mother yesterday... So that means Maestrosetti wants to swallow me?!

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!1

I have another question for you guys/gals. What do you guys/gals think of gays?


most people around here don't seem to mind me as long as I don't try flirting with them. :lol:

I think M's a bit too addicted to Rolling Bomber Special....what have I done....I created a monster....an intelligent monster.

or somewhat the opposite of what you said :lol:

*no intelligent lifeforms detected*

what do you mean intelligent :lol:

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!1

I'm not addicted to the video. Just the scene of the flaming arrow. I simply love how the video was edited at that point, and how the translator went about it :wub:

*no intelligent lifeforms detected*
let me say that

I see we have a member called test.

I'd laugh if we'd have someone named password

or someone named member

or maybe username and their password is "password"

Hacked so badly....:devil:

theres no point on hacking an account on ichigos

True but for the fun of it...(I wouldn't really hack someone)

Thousand Years of Pain!!!1!

Well, I PM Class B signature files via PM here.... If that gives anyone incentive to hack my account.

the next chapter(s) will be available within the next day or two days.

Thanks for waiting.

(Mies, I love your corrections, but correcting it is a pain in the butt -__-;; )

And we will be waiting...

o_O ?

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!1

I'm not addicted to the video. Just the scene of the flaming arrow. I simply love how the video was edited at that point, and how the translator went about it :wub:
Oh, good, I'm not the only one. I've lost count of how many times I've watched that scene...

I wonder if it was a good idea to post that video...:think:

I had to watch it again...oh boy. Gotta catch my breath. :lol2:

moot!

Here's the video that we are talking about (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2447877231270015933&q=shingo)

Like the darkess waits for the lighthttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/43/11px-Pointdironie-.jpg

there is no light without darkness

yeah tehre is...

I find that movie really dumb

omgwtf!

FRESHMEN!!!!1! (FLASHMEN1!!1!)

the other way around works

I find that movie really dumb
I find your face really dumb. :mellow:

Edit: Wow, three posts at about the same time!

I find that spelling/grammer errors are really dumb :mellow:

Good for you.

Yes it is...

there is no light without darkness

Perhaps you didn't notice the Irony mark (you know... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/43/11px-Pointdironie-.jpg)

guess not

Truly: Japanese puns are the best...

A: I have a question...
B: What is it?
A: Why do you call me "Akuma-chan"?
B: Because you're "Akuma-chan".
A: I'm Akao. Hiiragi Akao!
B: I know that...
A: Then why... Twice?
B: Because you're "Aa! Kuma-chan!"

miraculously, I don't get it!

Kuma=teddy bear
Akuma=devil
Aa=japanese equivelent to Ah!

"Aa! Kuman-chan!" is pronoucned A-kuma-chan which is very similar to Akuma.

Basically it's switching the word devil with something completely obvious (teddy bear) while sounding the same.

.......

Fine. I get it. I'm an otaku. v_v

Truly hilarious. You've outdone yourself this time.

huh...

Sarcasm. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm)

Humor (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/humor)

As I said, it must be an otaku joke or something, because I cracked up on it...

Indeed...I'm never going to study japanese. I don't want my sense of humor to get raped.

I got it too! ; _ ;

Appare! Appare! Appare of the Garden!

--commercial during Earth Maiden Arjuna

YOU PEOPLE!!! ALL OF YOU...WHY???

I get it....somewhat...

I'D CONSIDER YOU A FOOL IF YOU DIDN'T. CAPS LOCK!!!!!!!!

EDIT: RAPED BY A BEAR.

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Oops... Typo...

Appare! Appare! Appare of the land!

Talk about your tree hugger anime... I don't think I want to ever watch that anime again... From polution, to noise, to health, to mental stability, and back to polution...

Fucking hell damn. i want a nintendo controller belt.

And a power glove.

And a light gun.

I can't believe I'll be 16 on january...time flies by so fast...I don't want to grow up XD

Wa, wa, wa. Grow up. Oh, that's precisely what you don't want to do, isn't it?

what I meant is that time is flying pretty fast

Truly: Japanese puns are the best...

A: I have a question...
B: What is it?
A: Why do you call me "Akuma-chan"?
B: Because you're "Akuma-chan".
A: I'm Akao. Hiiragi Akao!
B: I know that...
A: Then why... Twice?
B: Because you're "Aa! Kuma-chan!"


sadly... I actually got that :sigh:

You ought to be ashamed....

*vampire*

NO!

:vampire:

*kicks lilsage*

muahahahaha... I'm a kicking vampire!... that kicks midgets! muahahahahaha

Sadly, lilsage is no longer around...

you may have put on a new name but I still know your true identity! XD

...x_x

sadly, he's got you there

By the gonads!

not necessarily

Ha!

Waterstone!

O_O!

I'm bored and tired...

I read gonads?
wth?! CLOWNS OMG
::takes out guns::
O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_OO_O_O_OO_O_O_O

leave Harle alone before she uses her lvl 7 elements on j00!

Harle... The scary clown....
HARLY: "from the hare's meadow." Variants include Harley, Hareleah, and Harleigh.

Did I ever mention it to people that I hate work? because I do V_V

Also, Somethings wrong with this picture of Chii (http://forums.ichigos.com/image.php?u=8812&dateline=1151056583)..... And I don't know what it is....

Her breasts are bigger and her face is less angular than most times? Also the odd angle of her hand makes it looke deformed?Her persocomm ears are a little smaller than usual?

Stupid Harle. Death to the stupid CLOWN :torch:

*yaaaaaaaaaaawn*

Morning people. :mellow:

Angelic, I could kiss you O_O
but I'm not homosexual...

what the heck? Harle never did anything to any of you! :cry:

Really? :ph34r:

Thank you for telling me to download gimp O_O
As soon as I stop shooting this clown I'll go do something productive.

*evil glare at Toshihiko*

Harle is evil by nature and she will not hesitate to kill you, unless you just happen to be the Chrono Trigger, then she'll fall in love with you.

No thanks

and she has a french accent to boot.