Ah, the MZ constant. Truly a superb discovery.

That's easy, we get our own ministery of intelligence!

:lol2: But how do we nominate the members of the ministery?

That's quite simple, Angelic chooses since he came up with the idea.

I'm the emperor B)

Ok, I don't think I'm gonna be in it.

Did anyone notice how utterly retarded the religion thread has become? I'll summarize for those wise enough to stay away from it:

Christian: GOD RULES AND U GO 2 HELL!!~!!
Atheist: Bible is wrong, see proof here and here and here *gives proof*
Christian2: OMG LIES U SUCK!!!!~! SEE GOD IS REAL AND U BURN IN HELL
Atheist2: No, you're wrong. God killed people, proof is here and here and here.
Angelic: God's a dictator \('-' )
Christian: OMG NOT TRUE EVERON HAS OWN CHOICE U GO 2 HELL 4 SAYING THAT!!!~
Angelic: Just like a dictator sends people to prison camps when they oppose him
Christian2: OMG U LIE U SUCK LOL GOD IS GOOD IF HE SNEDS U 2 HELL THATS COS U DESERVE IT FOR NOT LSITENING TO HIM@@!@!~!

Nothing interesting going on there.

@lilsage: It depends. Angelic may deem you worth of his court. If you show him your loyalty, and obey his every word, good things might happen.

@ lilsage Don't feel bad. Neither will I. We'll be lowly sheep together, having fun playing and eating all day. B)

@lilsage: It depends. Angelic may deem you worth of his court. If you show him your loyalty, and obey his every word, good things might happen.

Or bad things might happen.

...

Ok I shall.:worship: Long live great emperor Angelic.^.^

Oh, it's like that? What happened to the brotherhood of the sheep? Punk.

Oh, it's like that? What happened to the brotherhood of the sheep? Punk.

quality! XD

I never said I would join it though.

Lol

There's an Albino Society?!?!

When did this happen?!

Where the hell did they find enough albinos to make a frickin' society?!

Da Vinci Code bought them all together.

Edit:- Brotherhood of the sheep 4 LIFE!

There are a lot of albino rabbits.. XD

And I rule them all.

yup you rule the rabbits like the welsh rule the sheep

Brotherhood of the sheep 4 Life.

Edit: @S: Ah, slick. Kudos, my man.

what in the world...

I go away for a little while to play a game and I come back to this? *sigh*

*backs away from general chat and heads back to his video game*

Don't you wanna see my hairy legs?

Oh man, I wanna see some hairy legs.

And I rule them all.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/aboot/doombunny.jpg

I think the dinosaurs were in the garden of Eden, with Adam and Eve

dude... thats hilarious...

and Ashtr... I thought I was your hairy hot in the pants lover? :D

but seriously... I do NOT have a crush on him!

EDIT: ahem edited that last statement a bit :heh:

@ Ashtr: I heard spiders have a nice array of hairyness on their legs. Best of all, they have 8 of them. Paradox heaven, yo.

Edit: yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

Nothing to do.

Meh, randomness. Keeps me entertained like that one girl in Mahoraba has personality changes.

o_O

*eye twitches*

*twitch* *twitch*

*yawns*

*scratches*

*invisible*

*DASH!*

how can you be invisible when I can see you crouching behind a bush stalking me?

damnit don't look I'm NAKED!!

lmao.....gross

me and my sister have a name-calling game going on.

Every so often I'll call her a Ho, and then she'll call me a slut.

back and forth.... lol it's hilarious...

Me: "Ho!"
Her: "Slut!"

XD

*walks away*

how very very odd...
@Mir: hey, I never said I was looking...I felt the air around me change

me and my sister have a name-calling game going on.

Every so often I'll call her a Ho, and then she'll call me a slut.

back and forth.... lol it's hilarious...

Me: "Ho!"
Her: "Slut!"

XD

Like Marco Polo!!

Expect very different.

and yet it isn't......


XD

actually, it's different...but in the sense of talking back, they pretty much got that down

So the Oedipus complex shifted to a sister complex.... *pencel and pen out* Do tell more.

*stabs M with a spork*

behave.

*rubs spot* :cry: MEANIE!

Oh, but I am behaving. It's just that you are providing the approprate information for me to fill in the blanks. :)

Ok where is everyone.

!stats
STATS: 3677 animes, 47157 eps, 173531 files, 3266 groups, 147250 users, 36986072501375 KB, 254 open change requests in DB

!mystats
MYSTATS: 223 animes, 3450 eps (2596 / 75% watched) and 3615 files in mylist (704902 KB, 5% of AniDB, 7% watched). 0 animes, 4 eps, 6 files, 0 groups, 149 votes.

I've got a ways to go....

Ashtray is just an emo Bruce Lee lookalike or so though, nothing original XD




XDDD Even Angelic calls him Ashtray =] I feel accomplished.

I just tried Wasabi for the first time....It was...not something I'll ever want to do again. [/randomness]

Night, everyone!

'Night Fob! *waves*

You all talk about the Oedipus Complex, but what about the Electra Complex?

Or for that matter, the issues behind paradoxi (paradoxes...?) when travelling through time?

I just got finished cleaning my room...

My room is now clean...

Now I can't find anything....

:sigh: Finding a calculator that goes beyond 226 000 000 digits of precision is hard to find. Maybe I should get Mathmatica afterall....

maybe you should. Or not, it's up to you.
Anyways...who's got a good subject we can talk about?

Lets all talk about life.

Life is boring.

But your talking....typing about life right now.

shouldn't you be at school now lilsage?

Death to incompetent lecturers!!!

Meh, I rather like stumping the college teacher. Its all good, except for the fact that it directly affects my grades.

Here I am. Rock you like a Hurricane.

Life is fun. M is being pessimistic. This is a way for M to cause others to follow in his Pessimistic ways thereby making us join the pessimism. (J/K)

and 226 000 000 digits. why would you want one of those?

for his own twisted reasons

ok, lets tlk about summat good

I'm so bored with revision >.<

Wow Melzii already has a bunny in her sig, despite her joining today....

Lilsage, your bunnies aren't ever going to dominate the world, but people really are joinging you.....oh-so slowly.

mwahahaha i dont have to revise for anything

i joined a few min's ago, lol.

remember this rule melzi it will serve you well. don't double post there's an edit button there so if theres anything you want to add or change use it. if you triple post you'd be in for it

ooooooh ok. wots wrong with multiple posts?? wot will happen if i do 3 or more? will i get banned or summat stupid? i c the edit button now!!

it keeps the forum alot neater by simply editing your post and i do believe if you keep doing multiple posts despite warnings and such you would get a temporary ban. this is an internet forum but its not a zomg liek dis is so 1337 place c wot i mean. lol. well with that said enjoy your stay here i'm sure you'll blend in well with all the other random people here ^_^

Wow, new kid already has my Bunny.:blink:

It would take a very VERY long time for that bunny to overtake the forums...so far I've only seen four. And I won't go down without a fight!

I've seen more then four so to bad for you.

I'm bored...

...and bunnies are stupid... XD

finally, someone who had the sensibility to say it XD

... no comment.

Wow, new kid already has my Bunny.:blink:

And the truly dominant egg critters.

Hard Rock Hallelujah, truly deserving to win the Eurovision song contest.:punk:

Rock on, Finland! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA3VFu3Hsmo)

haha lol they were well funny.

Who did win?

I'm going to play WoW...

... be back later

Finland won and rightly so. Easily the best song and by far the most entertaining.

Did it really win?!!!!! wow....

I think it was Finland. But I'm not sure because I missed it. Mum was getting me to sell stuff on eBay instead. I love Eurovision though ;_;

So bored here.

Eurovision is so funny! i remmeber last year there wee three men dressed in tight blue sparkling air hostess costumes singing!

haha

I was in Greece last year when they won. My God, they made such a big deal over it, like she'd won a war or something.

-_- -_-

hey Yoshi, that girl in your ava reminds me of Jordis Unga...

I love Jordis Unga... XD

EXAMS OH THE PAIN EATING AWAY AT MY SOUL ETERNAL DAMNATION AND A CAN OF RED BULL OR FOURTEEN BRAIN BRAINBRAINBRAIN RAINS BRAIN RAINING BRAINS WHAT HAVE I BECOME OH SH -

Rust. What's not to love about rust? Especially in dirty old seaports! For some reason the imagery sounds really appealling to me...

Exams. I just pretend that none of it's really happening to me. Also, Leo being in front of me is highly, HIGHLY distracting, especially if he's been wearing the same political rebellion shirt for a few weeks.

and 226 000 000 digits. why would you want one of those?

Lossless compression algoithems. I'm getting a head start on compression and hashing technologies.

see I told you it's for his own twisted ways XD

That's really not that twisted. I just needed a fast and accurate math program. I knew about Mathematic before I started but I didn't want to spend the $140 US for the program, and I wanted to test my Google skills. I did find a java calculator, but it takes too long to calculate some equations to high percisions.

So I sprang out the cash, and I have to learn some odd 100 000 different macros. Luckly I have some C++ experence, or else this would be painful.

nVar_1=SetPrecision[SetAccuracy[Multiply[pow[KB_count, Last_Bit], pow[x, Multiply[z, m]]], $maxPrecision], $maxPrecision]

I mean, some of it is readible for the untrained eye, but others would go "eh" and just walk away.

Get treated like a star at the carphone warehouse.

Yeah they really give you good service.

I'm drinking vodka lemonade because there was nothing else in my fridge :woohoo:

@ Ank: :huh:...what kind of service do you get from Zach...?

haha! um yeah i think that's the vodka lemonade acting up! I was talking about the carphone warehouse which zach was talking about.

Ohhh...yeah should have read the previous page :heh:

I'm drinking vodka lemonade because there was nothing else in my fridge :woohoo:

@ Ank: :huh:...what kind of service do you get from Zach...?

Probably faster to answer with what kind of service you cannot get from me.

Answer: Only one.

Plumbing.

*does the moldy basement dance*

Anyone remember the Hamster Dance song? Now that was a weird fad. As were tamagotchi's, pixie sticks and yo-yo's. I'm proud to say I wasn't taken in by any of these. Man, I must've been a boring lad.

Sadly, I did get taken in by all four of those you listed off, including "pop rocks", Pokemon, a Japanese Furby, Lan Parties that end up being sausage parties, and Tech Vests.

Happy Monday~

Hi People:heh:

Lol, ok. Hi Charmmy Kitty! *waves*

hi Diamond seraph :lol:

Happy Monday~

It sure is now that I'm on Summer Break :lol:

0h lucky you.

*sarcasm*
:ph34r:
damn these random days.
I feel the urge to doom everybody.XD

*eats a peppermint*

*coughs on black mold* I really do dislike leaks....

I really dislike
your face

d000000m

yea! in 24 hours the musical im in is doing its first show O_O

If anyone is going to the Oregon coast stop by (j/k?)

Yes, I'll be sure to come...in 12 hours! HAHAHA.

Wait, you're in a musical?! I love musicals XD!

It's nights like this when you sit here, can't fall asleep...

and you think... you think about everything going on in your life...

you think about what's important to you... what you want out of life...

and then... the most important and most relevent question comes to mind..

"What's the difference between normal lemonade and pink lemonade besides the color?"

... XD

but really... I can't sleep for jack and all I can seem to do is think about life... and it's really starting to depress me *sigh*

my first thought...at first what you said was somewhat philosophical, then when I get to the lemonade part it's pretty much crash-and-burn.

answer to that question.
Maybe the pink lemonade has Grapefruit in it?

It's nights like this when you sit here, can't fall asleep...

and you think... you think about everything going on in your life...

you think about what's important to you... what you want out of life...

and then... the most important and most relevent question comes to mind..

"What's the difference between normal lemonade and pink lemonade besides the color?"

... XD

but really... I can't sleep for jack and all I can seem to do is think about life... and it's really starting to depress me *sigh*


XD I've always wondered that myself. Perhaps M will know. When I lay in bed at night I usually try NOT to think about anything lol 1) I always end up thinking so much about what bothers me and usually end up crying...which sucks because then I cant really breathe and my head starts to hurt and it gets even harder to get to sleep, and 2) it keeps you awake :lol: that's probably why you couldnt sleep.

The fighting robot..... MEGAMAN!

The fighting robot..... MEGAMAN!
How did this topic hit a brick wall that fast?

I'm comment, Meh.

The fighting robot..... MEGAMAN!


.... your point...?

BUSTER CANNON, GO!

The fighting robot..... MEGAMAN!

The fighting witch . . . MEGAMARI!

I kid you not.

On the other hand . . .

OMFG TUNTOWN 2!!!1! *joygasm*

Finally, something good from my childhood! ; _ ; I miss Uncle John, though . . . ; _ ;

The fighting witch . . . MEGAMARI!

I kid you not.

On the other hand . . .

OMFG TUNTOWN 2!!!1! *joygasm*

Finally, something good from my childhood! ; _ ; I miss Uncle John, though . . . ; _ ;


What the hell are you all talking about?! :huh:

*giggles* he said "joygasm"

How did this topic hit a brick wall that fast?


Dont be stupid

its not a brick wall



its MEGAMAN

does megaman have a megadog?

Shit, I think the name is Spark... It's been soo long since I've played a megaman game!

no, he has a friend called gutsman and roll and protoman and Lan and Mayl and............................................... ......

X has a friend called Zero and Axel and ..............................

Zero has a friend called Ciel and..................

THE DOG'S NAME IS RUSH!

On a personal note, Roll's hot
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9792/roll4lb.jpg
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/2918/danbooruunfp1144014647111840km.jpghttp://img210.imageshack.us/img210/6646/danbooruunfp1144014729917801id.jpg

Bzzt krrk gk rrrk bzrrrrk.
I think I'm broken.

O.O

Do bzzt try and frrrks me.

(^_^)\ My solution: Newegg.com. I don't think you want me going through your source code.

I hrrv a srrrc code now? How exrrrrrrlnt!

Yes. It looks like this.



/*
__________________________
/------------------------------\
| Z OS |
| Version: 123.22b |
| Last Revision: 2006/01/26 |
| Author: Unknown |
\------------------------------/
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*/

#include<iostream.h>
#include<ostream.h>
#include<math.h>
#include<stdlib.h>
#include<apstring.h>
#include<zach_call.h>

int main()
{
bool a[20]

start_c(a[20]);
for (int i=0; i<=19; ++i)
{
if (a[i]!=1)
{
cout<<"MAIN BOOT FAILURE..SHUTDOWN../n"
system("PAUSE");
return 0;
}
//main boot up process call function.
// Preforms standard startup tests. If failure is found,
// system is shut down, otherwise zach OS will boot up.
}
zach_key();
return 0;
}

.... your point...? When the fuck did I need one of those?.... I'm tired of people and their intense seriousness.

Yes. It looks like this.



/*
__________________________
/------------------------------\
| Z OS |
| Version: 123.22b |
| Last Revision: 2006/01/26 |
| Author: Unknown |
\------------------------------/
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*/

#include<iostream.h>
#include<ostream.h>
#include<math.h>
#include<stdlib.h>
#include<apstring.h>
#include<zach_call.h>

int main()
{
bool a[20]

start_c(a[20]);
for (int i=0; i<=19; ++i)
{
if (a[i]!=1)
{
cout<<"MAIN BOOT FAILURE..SHUTDOWN../n"
system("PAUSE");
return 0;
}
//main boot up process call function.
// Preforms standard startup tests. If failure is found,
// system is shut down, otherwise zach OS will boot up.
}
zach_key();
return 0;
}


Neat. Simple but oh so good. I require less than 1kb to work! Now that's what we call skill, holmes.

Can you tell I know nothing about everything?

Neat. Simple but oh so good. I require less than 1kb to work! Now that's what we call skill, holmes.

Can you tell I know nothing about everything?

Yah, the launcher is less that 1 kb. But that full source is some odd 70ZB in size (which is ~ 1,180,591,620,717,411,303,424 bytes)

Wow, Zach must be a big guy.

He's a beast.

I like this feature of Mathematica:
In[1]= FullSimplify[Gamma[z] Gamma[1 - z]]
Out[1]= π Csc[π z]

that and the Expand, Factor commands.

In[2]= Expand[(a b - c d)^2 + (a d + b c)^2]
Out[2]= (a^2 b^2 + b^2 c^2 + a^2 d^2 + c^2 d^2)

In[3]= Factor[%]
Out[3]= ((a^2 + c^2)(b^2 + d^2))

It takes out all the guesswork! That and the fact that the output is exact. like the following

In[4]= Sin[Pi/{2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7}]
Out[4]= http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/7317/untitled8bl.jpg

Bored here.

bored?
go read a book
go learn something
go watch a movie

but just dont spam/go murder someone.

hehe...

you said spam... I would read but I've already read all my books.

I would learn something but school is out for summer.

I would watch a movie but I'm doing that this weekend.

I already read a book.

Yah, the launcher is less that 1 kb. But that full source is some odd 70ZB in size (which is ~ 1,180,591,620,717,411,303,424 bytes)

But the question is.. Can this number divide the MZ constant into a rational number?! If not, perhaps we need the combined value of both our source size in ZB to do such a thing.

:sigh: now you gave him the ideas one what NOT to do.

coooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllll....

In[1]= Plot3D[e^x ArcTan[x] Cos[x] Cos[y] Sin[x] Sin[y], {x, -4Pi, 2Pi}, {y, -4Pi, 2Pi}];
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4811/untitled4rw.jpg

I REALLY like this program now. I'm happy I paid for it!

We are living... single.

hmmmm now there's a question. out of all the people here who actually have a bf or gf. i can think of 2 people and that be angelic and zach

whoa my tummy just growled! that was AWESOME!.....now I don't feel so good :sick:

hmmmm now there's a question. out of all the people here who actually have a bf or gf. i can think of 2 people and that be angelic and zach
That's sad, isn't it?
__

Lol, I have a gf... that's just the theme song of a show my mom watches

Well, I had three. Saddly the one that I truly loved left me for "You wouldn't understand" reasions. That was back when I was a Sane man, now I'm all... I'll let you fill in the blank.

haha i do believe that the periods where i did have a girlfriend since i joined the forum were the times where i was hardly ever on here. i kind of appeared every now and again to see if anything interesting was going on. man i think i realised that my life has hit rock bottom. meh who cares its a good life

:think: I've never had a boyfriend. It's kind of sad, but I'm ok with it. If I dont find at least one by the age of 30, though, I'm joining a convent :yes: XD I'm kidding...I think.

*sigh* no, don't get me started about this...I have problems enough as it is

I found an article that would flame me all to hell if I posted it in the Religion (2) thread. It's Hilarious. I cannot believe they left out the Book of 4Chan from the Bible!

I don't get boyfriends...I get creepy stalker dudes that get tooo jealous.......
oh yah! Happy Tuesday!

every day is a cause for celebration for you right?

On Names

And then a murmur went through the crowd: "But what of those who call themselves Anonymous? Surely the Unnamed ones are an abomination to our Lord?"
And Raptor Jesus spoke:
The name that can be named is not the eternal Name.
The unnamable is the eternally real. Naming is the origin of all particular things.
Free from desire, you realize the mystery. Caught in desire, you see only the manifestations.
Yet mystery and manifestations arise from the same sauce. This sauce is called Anonymous.
Anonymous within anonymous. The gateway to all understanding.
And then a young one among them spake: "But surely, Raptor Jesus is a Name unto itself?"
And Raptor Jesus remained silent. One day, a Magistrate did approach our Lord: "What say you of the cavernous Loli Pit thou art rumored to keep in thy lair? Guarded by thy most terrible disciple, the one known as Pedobear, who sits ready to rend the Flesh and slake his thirst with the Blood of those foolish enough to covet his harem? Surely, your teachings lead only to Madness and Ruin?
And Raptor Jesus spake:
Women are born soft and supple; dead, they are stiff and hard. Plants are born tender and pliant; dead, they are brittle and dry.

Thus whoever is stiff and inflexible is a disciple of death. Whoever is soft and yielding is a disciple of life.

The hard and stiff will be broken. The soft and supple will prevail.

The Magistrate, thus rebuked, returned to his court, weeping bitterly for his wasted life. That same night, he did Fap most furiously to reruns of Full House. (1) Now a man named Bridget was sick. He was from /b/, the village of Quacky-chan and her sister Waha. (2) This quacky-chan, whose brother now lay sick was the same who poured perfume on the lord and wiped his feet with her hair. (3) So the sisters sent word to Raptor Jesus, "Lord, the one you love is sick." (4) When he heard this, Raptor Jesus said, "This sickness will not end in death, No, it is for God's glory that God's son may be glorified through it. (5) Raptor Jesus loved Waha and her sister and Bridget, though Bridget arguably the most. (6) Yet when he heard he was sick, he stayed where he was for two more days. (7) Then he said to his diciples, "Let us go back to 4chan." (8) "But Rabbi," they said, "A short while ago the Anonymous tried to flame you, and yet you are going back there."

(17) On his arrival, Raptor Jesus found that Bridget had already been in the tomb for four days. (18) /b/ was less than two miles from the index page of 4chan (19) and many Anonymous had come to Waha and Racky-chan to comfort them in the loss of their brother. (20) When racky-chan heard that Raptor Jesus was coming, she went out to meet him but Waha stayed at home. (21) "Lord," Cracky-chan said to Raptor Jesus, "if you had been here, my brother would not have died. (22) But I know God will give you whatever you ask." (23) Raptor Jesus said to her, "Your brother will rise again." (24) Cracky-chan answered, "I know he will rise again in the resurrection at the last day." (25) Raptor Jesus said to her, "I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes me will live, even though he dies;"

(32) When Waha reached the place where Raptor Jesus was and saw him, she fell at his feet and said, "Lord, if you had been herem my brother would not have died." (33) When Raptor Jesus saw her weeping, and the Anonymous who had come along with her also weeping, he was deeply moved in spirit and troubled. (34) "Where have you laid him?" he asked. "Come and see, Lord." they replied. (35) Raptor Jesus wept. (36) Then the Anonymous said, "See how he loved him!" (37) But some of the Anonymous said, "Could not he who opened the eyes of a blind man have kept this man from dying? This is /b/, it does not matter what he does, eat shit and die we say."

(39) "Take away the stone," he said. "But Lord," said Blacky-chan, the sister of the dead man. "by this time there is a bad odor for he has been there for four days." (40) Then Raptor Jesus said, "Did I not tell you that if you believed, you would see the glory of God?" (41) So they took away the stone. Then Raptor Jesus looked up and said, "Father, I thank you that you have heard me. (42) I knew that you do, but I said this for the benefit of the people standing here, that they may believe." (43) When he had said this, Raptor Jesus called out in a loud voice, "Bridget, come out!" (44) The dead loli nun came out, his hands and feet and face wrapped with strips of linen, and cloth. Raptor Jesus said to them, "Take off his grave clothes and let him go." (45) Then Raptor Jesus said, "Now see that Bridget has been saved. He was not Anonymous, and therefor not unforgiving. But hear me, there is redemption even for the Anonymous should he learn to forgive." And lo, for Raptor Jesus spake, saying "Thall shalt not draw and or masturbate to pictures of animals or animals with human like qualities. Unless of course, thine percentage of animal like qualities is equal to or lesser than ten percent."

And lo, there was a murmur in the gathered crowd, and the majority spake saying "Your word is good Raptor Jesus, and we shall oblidge."

But lo, a few did not heed this command, and one rose and said unto Raptor Jesus, "Why shall we not fap to animals? Why should we not do as we please?"

And Raptor Jesus asked the man "What is thy name, my son?"

And lo, the man spake, "Zabadab, Raptor Jesus." And Raptor Jesus knew there would be troubled times ahead. One day, Raptor Jesus walked a busy street with his disciple, Anonymous. Anonymous and his like-named brethren populated the land on which they strolled, as common as blades of grass. They walked, discussing many things, but, Anonymous paused for a moment. “Lord?” he spoke, “Is not this idle talk frowned upon by Your father?” And quoth Raptor Jesus; “All voice communicates knowledge. Knowledge is hardly frowned upon by anyone, and thus your ‘idle talk’ does not exist, unless you speak of memes. Memes are idle, as they are merely communication of things all know of” And thus our Lord beckoned to a painting of an insanely smiling man. “However, memes can bring laughter and happiness, thus, one can surmise that He enjoys them, and hardly frowns upon them” And Anonymous looked ahead, silent. Anonymous and his brothers wandered through the woods, gazing and marveling at His glory. They laughed and were merry, until a beast leapt from the bushes on the side of the forest path, snarling and drooling. He had a hideous visage, the hindquarters of a goat, the head of a boar, and the body of a hairy, smelly, muscle-bound man. The beast shouted thunderously “I AM GILDOR” and began ranting furiously. The creature’s stupidity obviously outmatched its fury, as it evidently knew not the power of His children. Anonymous, the most beloved child of Raptor Jesus, has a great gift. Though his wrath is terrible, he is fair, and a faint glimmer of the Lord’s power is bestowed within him. “SAGE”, Anonymous bellowed, and with a thunderclap, the beast was blown away to a dark land, and marked for deletion. As if nothing happened, the group of Anonymous returned to merriment.

riiight...

hmmmm now there's a question. out of all the people here who actually have a bf or gf. i can think of 2 people and that be angelic and zach

Hard Rock Hallelujah! I forgot why I quote you now. This song rocks! :punk:

one thing I can say... I've never been with someone I really really wanted to be with IRL cept for once and Japan took them away from me.

Don't be blaming a country for one persons actions, yo.

Edit:- Plenty more fish in the sea. Plenty.

Edit:- Of the Tina variety. Cod is going down.

Leave Japan out of this.

spoony has a boyfriend. so that makes 3 right?

I only had 1 gf and she left me.:cry:

*leaves to Japan*

Seraph, why don't you visit her? Are you not allowed? You could always get a job and just save up enough money to fly up there...or rather over there...or wherever Japan is in reference to you lol.

Seraph, why don't you visit her? Are you not allowed? You could always get a job and just save up enough money to fly up there...or rather over there...or wherever Japan is in reference to you lol.
Totally not worth it. She probably doesn't even like him.

Seraph, why don't you visit her? Are you not allowed? You could always get a job and just save up enough money to fly up there...or rather over there...or wherever Japan is in reference to you lol. I'm going. Actually my parents are really strict so that would have been why I didn't go in the past but now that I'm 18 I'm going. (if my mom doesn't kill me before I get to the airport.... or my dad winds up meeting me there in the midst of Japan to assasinate me)


Totally not worth it. She probably doesn't even like him. Really now? what makes you think that?

I hope you're not going for the sake of her, DS. It would probably be ill-gotten.

Totally not worth it. She probably doesn't even like him.

Dude...way to be a downer. You dont even know that. -_-

@ Seraph: That's exciting! =] lol I hope you dont get assassinated on the way. That would take away from the overall romantic...ness of the whole thing XD

Dude...way to be a downer. You dont even know that.
Hey, when I have a bad day, everyone has a bad day! Just being realistic.

It's really not realistic if you don't know the whole story... not that I want to tell you. I hope you have a better day though.

Good luck on your trip Diamond.

It's really not realistic if you don't know the whole story... not that I want to tell you. I hope you have a better day though.
You're a good guy, you know that? Forget I mentioned it.

MUST. FIND. CHECKSTUB.

VISA. BILL. DUE. TOMORROW!

Well then: GET. YOUR. ASS. OFF. THE. COMPUTER. AND. LOOK. HARDER..!

=] This has been obvious advice with fobbeh. See you all same time same place tommorow.

ASS. GLUED. TO. CHAIR.

CAN'T. MOVE.

MY. CAPS. LOCK. IS. STUCK. AND. IT'S. REALLY. ANNOYING. ME.

*scoots around to find some nailpolish to unglue his ass from the chair*

Hit the keyboard then.

@ M: XD lazybones. Why would nailpolish unstick you? o.o

Edit: Why do me and Sage always post at the same time? :lol: Well almost the same time....

Superglue.

Why do you have superglue on your chair in the first place?

I think he's kidding about the glue....Wait, let me rephrase that...I HOPE he's kididng about the glue.

My family likes playing bad tricks on me. Like Sarian wrapping the inner tolet seat. Obviously I'm joking.

He wasn't kidding.....or was he lying about his family playing tricks on him.

Ooooor it's just a giant conspiracy and all three of you are in on it :shifty:

:ph34r:

My family likes playing bad tricks on me. Like Sarian wrapping the inner tolet seat. Obviously I'm joking.

Check the post again.

@Miranda: Love the sig!

Now i see it.

Sucks for you, M =[

@ Miranda: Hmmm Am I in on it?? Maybe I am :shifty: It's such a secret that I dont even know.

Edit: DAMMIT. Stupid white text. <_<

:lol2: Oh, I'm eval. Just like Suse 10. *laughs at geek joke*

@_@
wow.
http://www.webopedia.com/DidYouKnow/Internet/2002/HistoryofAtSign.asp
you know you are bored when you look up the history of the @ symbol

He used the @ as his first e-mail.

yah, it's amusing.

Yep. Lots of action here.

Oh tons ;)

169 pages of spammmmy spam spam fun fun. If anyone posts in the pair up thread with anything but a profile or a marriage announcement...i'll just have to murder them *looks in ashtrays direction* :yes: thanks for the warning tag, though, M XD

I'm gonna go visit my sexy microwave...

and make some sexy mac & cheese...

and then I'm going to sit down in front of my sexy television..

and watch a sexy resident evil movie...

and then I'm going to play sexy SoulCalibur III...

with my sexy self-created dancer type character...

and it's going to be so sexy... :heh:

*Random haunting noises*


Its close to midnight and something evils lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,
Youre paralyzed


Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no ones gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know its thriller, thriller night
Youre fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight


You hear the door slam and realize theres nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if youll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear the creature creepin up behind
Youre out of time

Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There aint no second chance against the thing with forty eyes
You know its thriller, thriller night
Youre fighting for your life inside of killer, thriller tonight

Bridge

Night creatures call
And the dead start to walk in their masquerade
Theres no escapin the jaws of the alien this time
(theyre open wide)
This is the end of your life


Theyre out to get you, theres demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together
All thru the night Ill save you from the terror on the screen,
Ill make you see


That this is thriller, thriller night
cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try
Girl, this is thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller
Thriller here tonight

(rapped)
Darkness falls across the land
The midnite hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize yawls neighbourhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpses shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzy ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller


(into maniacal laugh, in deep echo) :vampire:

o.o

i cant decide which one of your posts is the stranger of the two...

...i'm done for tonight =] night, everyone.

G'nite.

night!

*Random haunting noises*


Its close to midnight and something evils lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,
Youre paralyzed


Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no ones gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know its thriller, thriller night
Youre fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight


You hear the door slam and realize theres nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if youll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear the creature creepin up behind
Youre out of time

Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There aint no second chance against the thing with forty eyes
You know its thriller, thriller night
Youre fighting for your life inside of killer, thriller tonight

Bridge

Night creatures call
And the dead start to walk in their masquerade
Theres no escapin the jaws of the alien this time
(theyre open wide)
This is the end of your life


Theyre out to get you, theres demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together
All thru the night Ill save you from the terror on the screen,
Ill make you see


That this is thriller, thriller night
cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try
Girl, this is thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller
Thriller here tonight

(rapped)
Darkness falls across the land
The midnite hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize yawls neighbourhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpses shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzy ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller


(into maniacal laugh, in deep echo) :vampire:

that was our homecoming theme, but show choir pulled off an awesome show!

meh, I find "The Devils Cry" from DMC 3 better...

I find the Hyperglomp in Mahoraba Ep 22 to be far better than either of the two. I mean, It's between a gay pedophile and metrosexual males.

I find Deimon Highschool from Eyeshield 21 to be very interesting...I wonder though...how'd Hiruma manage to get all of those weapons in school? I mean, a flamethrower, rocket launchers, M4A1 Carbine, SMGs, Handguns and that multi barrel gun...

he's just good like that.

I find Deimon Highschool from Eyeshield 21 to be very interesting...I wonder though...how'd Hiruma manage to get all of those weapons in school? I mean, a flamethrower, rocket launchers, M4A1 Carbine, SMGs, Handguns and that multi barrel gun...

Dude... it's Hiruma!

it's just plain hilarious! XD

*Random haunting noises*


Its close to midnight and something evils lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,
Youre paralyzed


Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no ones gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know its thriller, thriller night
Youre fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight


You hear the door slam and realize theres nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if youll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear the creature creepin up behind
Youre out of time

Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There aint no second chance against the thing with forty eyes
You know its thriller, thriller night
Youre fighting for your life inside of killer, thriller tonight

Bridge

Night creatures call
And the dead start to walk in their masquerade
Theres no escapin the jaws of the alien this time
(theyre open wide)
This is the end of your life


Theyre out to get you, theres demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together
All thru the night Ill save you from the terror on the screen,
Ill make you see


That this is thriller, thriller night
cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try
Girl, this is thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller
Thriller here tonight

(rapped)
Darkness falls across the land
The midnite hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize yawls neighbourhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpses shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzy ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller


(into maniacal laugh, in deep echo) :vampire:


Plagiarism!! You didn't cite your references.
It's time for the Z OS to do it's think and eliminate itself.
Time for failure, bzzt, kzzt drrlrrkrrrt.

RRRL YRRR BRRRS RRRR BRRRLRRRNG TRRRR RRRRRS.
Translate that and be a king. I still don't understand what's so popular about it.

Well... Even google is no help for that.

Sorry man, Callus defecation. I don't think anyone but yourself can translate that phrase.

Mai Otome totally rips all the Mai HiME character designs, still I like that story better. Maybe it's the Escaflowne meets French Maids influence....

The less you wear, the more you need nair~ XD

...

The less you wear, the more you need nair~ XD
unless u dnt use nair and u use veet XD

And once again:

...

:sigh:

ok, who can be bothered to tell me how to change the bit that says 'new member' underneath my name cuz SOMEONE is too lazy

You change it on your profile where it says edit profile. Then it says custom title so you make a title there. Happy?

thank you! FINALLY you know u cud've just said that in the first place.....actually, come to think of it, there was no point in telling me cuz i dnt know what to right in it anyway! oopz! :sweat:

:mellow:

Heh. It's like an ultra n00b. New Member is in both the member and user titles XD.

The user title can be changed by going into the profile tab found at the top of the fourm. From there click on the "Edit Profile" tab and search for "Custom User Title" Type in what you want and that'll appear beneath your name.

As for the Member title... That's a secret of the mods. I think it deals with membership time, number of posts per character count, and pro'lly some other factors that I can't think of.

EDIT: damn you MidgetSage.... You beat me to it!

And it took me a long time to become a member.....maybe not that long but still long.

@M: I said don't call me midget, call me lil.

im sooo not a ultra noob. how do i become not a nooob? i hate being noobs in nething!im not an 'it' either, lmao. 'it' is called a 'she' thnk u v much :P

lol ok let me tell you how not to be a noob. try typing everything out in full rather than liek omg i c itz u bt u neva gna gt at me geddit. alot of us infact the majority are all fully speaking english people but there are some who onlu understands proper english and not slang and lazy internet speak. and you won't be able to change the new member under your avatar for quite a while

wel, 1st u kud stp tlkin leik tis. It hrts me eyes. (English Forum: please use English. Not Latin, Japanese, Russian, Aribic, Engrish, Wapanese, or even Txt tlk. It only frustrates us elder members. Mind you if you make a joke or are trying to make an impact--like what I did a few seconds ago--it is okay, but use English primarily)

Second, have meaningful posts, people will start to respect and acknowledge your existance in cyberspace.

Second and a half, don't double post. We have a button near the bottom of your every post called "Edit". Use it when approprate.

Third, Don't get on a Admn/mod's bad side. That's pretty much a give if you've been to other fourms before.

That's all I can think of right now.

EDIT: DAMN IT I WAS BEAT AGAIN!

lol your getting slow in your old age

Well... I guess I need to do the thing again....

SILENCE!!!!

:plod:

Plods scare me to death. Whenever I think of Angelic, a Plod comes to mind... lol

Angelic's a plod

:ninja:

Ashtr's an emo.

:rei:

Hi

Wats up? What games do you play?

Spin the n00b. :devil:

*spins n00b around*

It points at Ashtr.

Oh noes.

Ashtr does not want to kiss the noob.

Hi

Yo m

:poke:

We don't appreciate double posting

=[

Double posting is n00bish and EVIL!

:ploke: Ashtr... Now what were you supposed to do...

Ploke battle!

*:ploke:s M*

sry

:ploke: :ploke: :ploke:
:ploke:.. Angelic ..:ploke:
:ploke: :ploke: :ploke:

Sup Akeel!

not much. you.

:cracker: Newbies! Do not worry, we will cleanse you in a light of ...un-newbie-ness! Or something.:torch:

>.< And I think to myself, was I like that? Am I still like that?

Being; pretty much my life.

I know I still am...ish

my grandma's poodle had puppies yesterday! They are sooo cute!!! They are really, really small, 2 of them are white, one is brown and white, and the other 2 are black, they are just so CUTE!

Puppies! :wub: