Edgar rocks! I like the Raven. :yes:

The Raven and the Black Cat is awsome!

Tell tale heart is my personal favorite.

i found it a bit creepy

Actually, Wolfy posted my favorate of Poe.

Ways I gained traffic to my website:

1) Put it up in Google and other search engines (big one)
2) Join a bb that is related to the material on the site, and then when a topic appears that you have already did work on, post a link to it.
3) Hook up with a couple of other people with similar material, and cross link the sites.
4) Wait. It usually takes a year for a website to get regular visits.

That's the touchpad keyboard, isn't it? I WANT ONE!

Its the most coolest keyboard out there. You can put buttons anywhere you want and program a key for each one. A gamers tool from heven.

yeah (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Michelangelo%27s_Pieta_5450_cropncleaned.jpg )

damn it, i missed the chemisty stuff. my speciality ):

lol today is my day off, yay, sleeping till late

Actually, Wolfy posted my favorate of Poe.

Ways I gained traffic to my website:

1) Put it up in Google and other search engines (big one)
2) Join a bb that is related to the material on the site, and then when a topic appears that you have already did work on, post a link to it.
3) Hook up with a couple of other people with similar material, and cross link the sites.
4) Wait. It usually takes a year for a website to get regular visits.
See M? Aren't i good or whut?!

It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the sea,
That a maiden there lived whom you may know
By the name of Annabel Lee;
And this maiden she lived with no other thought
Than to love and be loved by me.

I was a child and she was a child,
In this kingdom by the sea;
But we loved with a love that was more than love-
I and my Annabel Lee;
With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven
Coveted her and me.

And this was the reason that, long ago,
In this kingdom by the sea,
A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling
My beautiful Annabel Lee;
So that her highborn kinsman came
And bore her away from me,
To shut her up in a sepulchre
In this kingdom by the sea.

The angels, not half so happy in heaven,
Went envying her and me-
Yes!- that was the reason (as all men know,
In this kingdom by the sea)
That the wind came out of the cloud by night,
Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee.

But our love it was stronger by far than the love
Of those who were older than we-
Of many far wiser than we-
And neither the angels in Heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee.

For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And the stars never rise but I feel the bright eyes
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side
Of my darling- my darling- my life and my bride,
In the sepulchre there by the sea,
In her tomb by the side of the seaother for this....~Edgar Allen Poe

That and this are me favorites!:

Because I could not stop for Death,
He kindly stopped for me;
The carriage held but just ourselves
And Immortality.

We slowly drove, he knew no haste,
And I had put away
My labour, and my leisure too,
For his civility.

We passed the school where children played,
Their lessons scarcely done;
We passed the fields of gazing grain,
We passed the setting sun.

We paused before a house that seemed
A swelling of the ground;
The roof was scarcely visible,
The cornice but a mound.

Since then 'tis centuries; but each
Feels shorter than the day
I first surmised the horses' heads
Were toward eternity

-Dickinsons

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-
Only this, and nothing more."

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;- vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow- sorrow for the lost Lenore-
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore-
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me- filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,
"'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door-
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;-
This it is, and nothing more."

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
"Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you"- here I opened wide the door;-
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering,
fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, "Lenore!"
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Lenore!"-
Merely this, and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
"Surely," said I, "surely that is something at my window lattice:
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore-
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;-
'Tis the wind and nothing more."

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and
flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore;
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed
he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door-
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door-
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore.
"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no
craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the Nightly shore-
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning- little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blest with seeing bird above his chamber door-
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as "Nevermore."

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered- not a feather then he fluttered-
Till I scarcely more than muttered, "other friends have flown
before-
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before."
Then the bird said, "Nevermore."

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
"Doubtless," said I, "what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore-
Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
Of 'Never- nevermore'."

But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and
door;
Then upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore-
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking "Nevermore."

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamplight gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamplight gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then methought the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose footfalls tinkled on the tufted floor.
"Wretch," I cried, "thy God hath lent thee- by these angels he
hath sent thee
Respite- respite and nepenthe, from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil!- prophet still, if bird or
devil!-
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted-
On this home by horror haunted- tell me truly, I implore-
Is there- is there balm in Gilead?- tell me- tell me, I implore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil- prophet still, if bird or
devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us- by that God we both adore-
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore-
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore."
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

"Be that word our sign in parting, bird or fiend," I shrieked,
upstarting-
"Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken!- quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my
door!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the
floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted- nevermore!
This is another fav of mine. The Raven.

Physics joke!

Okay, what do you get when you multiply a Dyne by a centimeter?

anERG!

*sigh* very funny.

Isn't it? (I never said it was good)

(_ _)

Come on M, all physics students know that energy spelled in shorthand is NRG.

Physics joke!

Okay, what do you get when you multiply a Dyne by a centimeter?

anERG!

i dunno much about physics... best i can do is an English Joke

What do you call Santa's little helpers?

No, not elves Subordinate Clauses

:lol:

How many pickles can you stuff in a jar?

The store put 24 in mine...

*eats a pickle*

yumm :D

Math Pick-Up Lines

Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.

I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

My love is like an exponential curve. It's unbounded.

I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.

thats not as good as "quoth the raven, nevermore"

Moink (http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/2152/020507generalww3.jpg)

shes pretty. Oh, heres a joke my BF told me.
There are two muffins in an oven. the first muffin says "OMG we're in an oven!" The second muffin says "OMG a talking muffin!"~KT ^-^ That joke makes me crack up every time!

Now that's a nice picture!

*Saves

hey doesnt any one like my friends muffin joke? U to admit, thats funny. ^-^

I've become an art freek. I'm doing ceramics, paintings, character designs, graphic designs, photo manip, photography, music theory, music playing and literature.

YAY.

Im currently making a creepy, dark, slab box with legs, arms, heads, a giant hand and horse parts ripping out of it... : ] ?

FINLAND!!!

Actually, the first time I heard the joke was in marching band. I gave out pushups to the two kids for repeating such randomness.

Shortly afterwards, I volonteered the amount of pushups I gave them times two for trying to make humor out of them.

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh. ok then. Quote from an avatar "best friends. U laugh i laugh. U hurt i hurt, u cry i cry. u jump off a bridge, i get in a boat and paddle and save ur srry ass."

interesting... section leader huh? what'd ya play?

Actually one step up. Field Sergent (god I can't spell) of the Brass (though I played trumpet).

I'm a little curious... Why do you keep screaming Finland?

nani? whut r u talkin about? oh. u play trumpet?!
EDIT: Finland + Germany + UK+ Russia + Italia+ France + USA= WW1! WHOOT! Srry, i felt like say Finland. FINLAND!!

You know what they say about us brass players. Once you go brass, you don't go back! :lol:

Marching Band Hierarchy. Basically there's a chain of commands that take priority over everything else. It goes:
Regular Member
Veteran (greater than a year of experence)
Section Leaders
Junior Field Sergent (in charge of respective instrument section)
Senior Field Sergent (in charge of respective instrument section)
Junior Drum Major
Senior Drum Major

Staff fits somewhere inbetween the Junior Field Sergent and the Senior Drum Major. Usually they don't step in, though.

eh. I dont play a brass instument but i play a flute thats made out of pure silver. not that cheap nickle silver like other ones.

yeh, its always fun to trade instruments with a brass player, see how well they work a saxaphone ~ there pretty much as good as i am with a trumpet so ~

i really wanna learn to play something brass though, possibly march drum corps

My keyboard can play brass, does that count?

is related to music so, why not?

Ah, the days of marching band... Those were good. I love how I had to memorize everyone's name, their individual characteristics, and all that wonderful band politics.

What did I get from all my efforts in band? A pin that says John Phillip Sousa on it? Meh. I can't say that the John Phillip Sousa award helped me in my life's journey of computers...

and thats fun? I dont think so *sees pet dog* HI TOBY!!!

Meh. I like studing/observing things, no matter how trivial or coious it may seem.

uh-huh. Dee dee dee

Maynard Ferguson!!!

its Carlos Mencia

Orbit gum

pie

Brass Machine.

flute master *howls*

Brass Machine.

YES!

and

Birdland
MacAuthur Park
Gospel John

?que?

Vai Vi
A love Supreme
Breadfan
Yankee a Howdy'doo
The Transfiguration
Glass Water
Maple Leaf Rag (arranged version)
Avant, ren dez-vous
Bitch's Brew

Umm.... There's more, I just can't remember them all.

........*doesn't know what's going on*
Yea Maple Leaf Rag!
*smack*

?que, que? Ahem...If u dont get our jokes, i dont call it u had to be there thing, i call it u have to be mentally retarted like us thing.

Whatever. *smack smack smack* All I have to do is read the pages and I'll figure it out. *smack smack*

I just listed of some hard core Jazz songs/artists. Porsche heard Avant, ren dez-vous last night.

Sunrise Sarinade
Moonlight Sarinade
String of Pearls
In the Mood
Little Brown Jug
Pennsylvania 6-5000
American Patrol
Bugle Call Rag
Anvil Chorus (Glenn Miller Version)

Ah. I must be weird. I don't like jazz and such. Rock and oldies and country and classic all the way! ^.^ *smack smack smack smack*

dont like jazz, or country.

Time to relieve the dog...

whut do u mean relieve the dog?!

Nevermind that.......

grrr.

whut do u mean relieve the dog?!

Oh you know... Relieve the dog from it's stress.

You know... Physics would be 90x easier if they didn't use subscripts for everything...

*sips on chai* I wish you'd quit talking about physics. The subject gets dull at the fifth post. Nah, nevermind me. I feel kinda strange today. :)

oh, i see.

Dog: Relieved

Just think of the subscripts as little pixies pranceing about your paper.

I swear I've seen the f's and 0's switch several times...


I would, if I didn't do 8 hours worth of homework for it bi-daily (not an exaggeration).

*sees pixie. Takes bite, and kills pixie* i hate pixies..

get over it. it's a metaphor.
Oh, God, *smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smackX999999999999999999999999999999999999*

I swear you're turning Masochist on us...

yea, literaly

Wha...?
*smack smack smack smack smack smack smack*

*sigh* nani

*smack smack smack smack*
I'm an evil little procrastinator. :cry:
*smack smack smack smack*

<---- Maynard Ferguson! ^_^

Please stop the Japanese... Not everyone know's what Nani means, OK kuma no ahobaka desu wa :). (note the horridly polite dialect with the horridly harsh dialect intermixed)

Nice avvy, Porsche. *two thumbs up*
*smack*

why shouldnt I? Nani, nani, nani, nani.

Half the people on don't understand, and it's probably against the rules. *hasn't read rules in months*
*smack smack*

*sighs* fine.

Don't speak the language unless you know enough to speak it. Otherwise you'll make a fool of yourself when someone that know's the language approches you.
It's in the rules
I like pie.

Ah, I like snappy corrections like that.

Noobs.


Just don't do it. I don't speak japanese, I don't want to, and frankly, unless you're going to have a conversation in japanese I hate it when people drop in random words. And that goes for any language. Wouldn't you think it rude if I just up and spoke spanish and no one knew what I was saying? For all you know I could have been insulting you.

Eidt- I type way too much. :P

*cheers on mod*
Suddenly, I'm very tired.

feh. fine i wont say it no more, jeeze. *low growl*

I think I figured it out. You act in character a lot, don't you, wolfy?

Sorry if I'm picking on anyone, but keep in mind that I've got a delayed computer

*sigh* yep. Im a wolfgoddess. Whut did u expect?

*gets tired of the act*
Well, it's getting late. Later. *yawn*

night!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vuF2dFs_lfI

XD

<------Maynard Ferguson! \/

whow.

http://forums.ichigos.com/image.php?u=6419&type=sigpic&dateline=1160534106

Oh, you've got to be kidding me! I can't steal direct sig images anymore...

Anyways, that's not that high; it's just a double B after all.

my highest is an A. Its so high pitched it will make ur ears bleed.

Anyways, that's not that high; it's just a double B after all.

Yeah, not high for a Bb Piccolo Trumpet! The cool thing is that if you hit the C above that note at the right intensity, you can break glass!

Ah but this is trumpet music which is audaciticly (is that a word :blink: ) one octive lower than a flute. Thus do a 8va on it and you'll have an idea on just how high it is on the instrument.

Oh how I love me Beau. <3 :wub:

Plus, flute and clarinet players are not needed. The only important instrument is the trumpet family!

How I wish I had a Piccolo Trumpet or even had the chance to play one in the field show. I would make people cry!

i feel so left out. so, unneeded. so unwanted *howls of lonlieness*

You'd die from the back-pressure... I know I did when I first played it. I started with the lower notes, and thought it was the same as a trumpet, just naturaly one octive up. Out of the blue I decided to go from in staff G to double G (high school note referencing).

I wouldn't recommend it. I undershot the note and got some note similar to H-fasso. I also poped both of my ears, and had a headache for two days from it.

...

*growls angrily at wolfgoddess, then barks*

Hey, no invading my territory, foo.

*growls and snarls* DONT MESS WITH ME U PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!! DONT MESS WITH A WOLF GODDESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF!?

DONT GET IN OUR BUISNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS BETWEEN ME AND HIM!!!!!*snarls and shows huge fanges. Wolf pack cirsles ^ and i enter circle*

Anyone notice that WTF spelled backwards is FTW?

*gives M an evil glare then bites and rips arm off* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Anyone notice that WTF spelled backwards is FTW?


I was just eating my rice when you said that.

I spit it all out on my laptop computer laughing my ass off, and I just finished wiping the remnants of it..

Totoro

I have been watching way to many cartoons lately... Trying to relieve strees.

Hiei! U! ME! BATTLE THREAD!!!!!! I'll be waiting for u!!!

Battle thread?

I'm not gonna go back there again. If I do, you'll be in my loophole of neverending pain.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW WWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW DAMMIT U PATHETIC MUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or are u scared? HA HOW PAHTETIC U ARE!!!!!!!!!

mink (http://www.alice-in-wonderland.net/download/all.wav)
It's from your favorate.

I remember going in there for the past 2 days, spewing off random attacks I recalled from animes.

The wolfgoddess takes her shoe with that comment.

*mouth opens while gathering cosmic negative gravitational energy. Shoots the beam at Wolfgoddess, blasts her in a 45 degree direction rotation parallel to the ground, with the attack effects to eradicate her cells and replaces them with cake. Her soul is then transplanted to the Sailor Moon universe into Chibiusa, with no chance of returning due to the bounds of world between cosmic space. If one dares to go beyond it, that player dies automatically with no chance of returning. The owner who teleported the other person to that area is unaffected by the boundary effects whatsoever.*

M. SHUT UP! *growls and snarls and bares teeth at everybody*

growl all you want, Sailor Chibi Moon. Do you sugar heart attack or something on little kids and feel happy about it.

LOL! Why is it that Chibiusa (http://www.xunfelina.com/renaijiken/anime/chibiusa.jpg) comes in with every single attack Hiei does?

BTW Google still hasn't fixed that glitch...

Not every single attack. I use it when the pink mage is near. *coughs*

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/PSHAttack.JPG

Indeed. He is still lurking around here, isn't he? :sigh: I miss the five royal of the IRC...

Dont worry, they will be on irc next week, I think.

oh, I forgot something...

*declares wolfgoddess's next attack/post/whatever and anything following after that (from wolfgoddess) null and void, and therefore makes Hiei the winner by default. Hiei earns 3824237 exp and 1 gold. The battle has ceased and anything beyond this point (from wolfgoddess) is text only reference.*

*twitch twitch* WHUT......DID U ........JUST CALL ME???????!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *transforms into wolf and charges after ^ then bites off every peice of bone out of his body then replaces bones with grease, then transforms back and them uses vine wips and cut off head with energy wip, then uses fire to burn off skin and then creates tornados and hurricanes to take ^ away, then goes into flying form and goes into air and shoots lighting at ^ and that burns him to the nerves. Then swoops out of the air and starts clawing and biting again. Then uses Signals wolves to attack. then creates dark minions with dark powers. Then creates crystal arrows and shoots them at heart, brain, head, legs, arms and stomack which bind him to ground. Then creates earthquak and ^ sink into hole and spears are at the bottom and pearces him. Then covers hole. Then brings him back up and shakes him like a ragg doll. then Finally throwed him into space where no one will ever find im. Left forever to float.* GRRR!

Wow. Wolf, you got pwned before you posted...

*presses reset button on console*

too late. The battle was over. I declared win by default.

Reset doesnt work. This is like FFXI, and no the servers are invulnerable to everything you do at it.*

I wasn't done yet...

*inserts Mezzo Forte Visual Novel*

is that some classical stuff or is it that gorey stuff with SEYA?

*/sit, /sleep*

The Pink Mage is Here!

...saya...Saya...Saya!...SAYA...SAYA!...

CHIBIUSA!!!!

too bad the green mage isnt here... but we have the pink, red, and black mage!

...just like the power rangers...

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP ALL OF U!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! SHUT UP ALL OF U BEFORE I WILL BREAK EVERY BONE IN ALL UR FUCKING BODYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I SWEAR!!!!! UR ALL MAKING ME PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow. Wolf, you got pwned before you posted...

lol i whole heartedly agree with M

hello Hiei hows it going

EDIT: oh and @ wolf: you seemed to get pissed a lot on GC, if you hate us that much maybe you should stop posting :mellow:

Isn't she cute?

*gives low growl* dont talk to that jack ass!

I don't think the green mage ever exits the composer/music sub-forum.

Nah, it's your typical Hentai. Though I'd recommend Crescendo over that...

:eyebrow: jack ass?

ahhh my poor ears

Hey leonheart.

Look wolfgoddess, its the internet.

The internet is not a real place.
Its more like an interactive zone.

but most importantly...

THE INTERNET DOES NOT FORGIVE.

;)

LIKE I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT U!!!!!!!!!

*shrugs* whatever.

So I see Porshe is still obsessed over saya. (I think I spelled it right this time.)

lol wolf seems to have different personalities in each thread e.g. the no talking game

@ hiei: i'll keep that in mind

well i'm off to take a shower

Calm down, Wolf...

*thinks about breaking out the Sky Girl screenshot archive just to proove the above*

Nah... I don't wanna get banned. And yes, Porsche is worse than obsessed with her...

*pant, pant, pant* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

***leonheart sets mode M +b

Its not hentai, is it.

BANNED!?

/disconnect

Nah, but it's full of fanservice... Linky (http://mrag.wordpress.com/2006/09/01/sky-girls-lo-fanservice-inc/) to me article.

*thinks about breaking out the Sky Girl screenshot archive just to proove the above*

Nah... I don't wanna get banned. And yes, Porsche is worse than obsessed with her...

Are you talking about sky girls or saya? Cause the only time I ever heard of sky girls was when you talk about it.

whut the hell r u talkin about now

Oh.. that anime. You gave us the link to that opening before.

Its all about lesbians and fanservice, isnt it.

*twitch, twitch* U disgusting person...

You know, you can get banned for that my friend.

Go eat an ice cream and take a hot shower and come back here when your more mellow.

@Porsche: Which do you think?

@Hiei: That's basically it - another Loli lesbian triad; much like Stilvana and Kashimashi, only shorter and worse..

Ah my dear Wolfy you must be filled in on Saya no Uta!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h-hcynbdT4 <---If you can tell me the name of this song you will be eternally blessed!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saya_no_uta

*sigh*

I'd perfer bara over leslolicon.

:hurray:

GAGAGAGAGAGAGAOGAIGAR~!

Oh gee, let me find a container for my joy.

oh i wrote it wrong its supposed to be:

***leonheart sets mode +b M
:)

*sigh* ugh.

Try this instead...

/MODE #ichigos +b leonheart

And, YAY! I'm almost done with the basic character guide for the RP wiki!
= Harmonic Dissonance =

The Roleplay story housed at [[Ichigos sheet music]] forums, Harmonic Dissonance is an [[online text based RPG]] devised by Roy Mustang (forum alias), and directed by the forum Roleplay Moderators (a team of five, each with a specific job). The Roleplay (henceforth RP) officially started 09 November 2004, and currently contains six chapters. There's high possiblity that the story will strech further than it's current chapter setting, thus ''arcs'' are used for forward thinking.

__TOC__

== Concept ==

The point of the [[Roleplay]] Harmonic Dissonance is to Roleplay in form of writing. Much like how any standard [[RPG]] is created, there are guides to give both a standard and framwork on how to create a character for the RP. One can participate by:

# Typing a story, in character, following along with the general plot devised by Roleplay Moderators.
# Taking on another RP member in a battle of words (see battle).
# Preform ''missions'' where a Roleplay member is given a set criteria to write around.
# [[freelance]] in one of the freelance threads or finally
# write a "sub-plot" (see subplot)

It is typical for a Roleplayer to do all of the above, because the more they write, the more experience the Roleplaying Moderators award the user, and with that experence, the user can create or level abilities. But, above all of this, writing more builds confidance in the User's writing skill. The more the User writes, while following the rules, the more repect the user gets from the moderation team--as well as other users of the RP--the more leverage they will be allowed when touching the main plot.

== Character Complilation Guides ==

A standard RP character is created by five background entries, and eleven specified critera. The first five are entirely made up by the user and are not constrained to any rules other than to keep it family safe. The five are: Name, Age, Sex, Appearence, Biography. Age can be declared as ''unknown'' if the User desires, but all other catagories must be filled in order to be approved to post.

The eleven other criteria have specific rules that determine a Users abilities/powers/actions, and are as follows.

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One: custom piece of equpment
Six: user created abilities
/.,,,.,,,.,,,.,,,.,,,.,,,.,,,./

'''Race & Alignment'''

There are 32 primary races, with 14 mixable, offering a total of 46 different race options (found below). Alignment is determined by an eleven step progressive bar--ranging from the most good ([[Saintly]]) to the most evil ([[Depraved]]). Alignment is not locked in and can change in reaction to how the user reacts to situations. Further information relating to races and alignment can be found in the similar named guide thread.


<div style='text-align: center'>
{| class="wikitable" style="margin: 1em auto 1em auto"
|+ Possible Mixed Races
!
! width="75" | Human
! width="75" | Elf
! width="75" | Dark Elf
! width="75" | Vampire
! width="75" | Demon
! width="75" | Angel
|-
! Human
| -
| O
| O
| O
| O
| O
|-
! Elf
| O
| -
| O
| O
| O
| O
|-
! Dark Elf
| O
| O
| -
| O
| O
| O
|-
! Vampire
| O
| O
| O
| -
| O
| O
|-
! Demon
| O
| O
| O
| O
| -
| X
|-
! Angel
| O
| O
| O
| O
| X
| -
|}</div>



'''Class'''

A class is defined as what exactly a character is proficent at (swordsmanship, magic, thief, merchent, etc...). The classes are divided into four main categories--Physical, Magical, Rogue, Miscellaneous--totaling at 19 different specialties, all which have 3 different skill levels. By selecting a certain class, a user is granted a default ''side ability'' from your class. A side ability is something like a passive skill that everyone in a certain class learns. These Side Abilities are aquared automatically once a certain tier has been reached, the ability levels up one, maxing out at mastery (the third level). A Side Ability levels with every five character levels.

{| class="wikitable" align="right"
|+ Incompatible Merits and Flaws
! Merit
! Flaw
|-
| Honorable
| Dishonorable
|-
| Increased Agility
| Sluggish
|-
| Genius
| Dim-witted
|-
| Attractive
| Unattractive
|-
| Self-Controled
| Prankster
|-
| Foritiude
| Frail
|-
| Bright Personality
| Anti Social
|-
| Wize
| Muddled
|-
| Focused
| Lazy
|-
| Cunning
| Naïve
|-
| Improved Senses
| Impaired Senses
|-
| Overconfident
| Overcautious
|}


'''Merit/Flaw'''

Just like how it sounds, the Merit/Flaw system grants your character natural born talents and weaknesses. When a character is created, three merits and three flaws must be chose in order to be approved. In the light of potential [[godmodding]], the RP moderators did an extensive revision to the Merit/Flaw system in April 2005. Now, with every Merit chose, a user must pick one of three addressed flaws, and make certain that it does not conflict with predefined non-working systems. Those systems are found on the right.


'''Element'''

The Roleplay uses a standard 4 Element system--fire, wind, water, earth--each housing a god(dess) of their own--Zoshnel, Hainiel, Grazus, and Basaar; respectively. Born from the four standard elements, there exists two along with two non-elemental spirits--Light and Darkness--whom does not possess any god(dess). It follows the basic guidelines for all four element systems, water is superior to fire, wind is superior to earth, earth is superior to water, and fire is superior to wind. Light and Darkness are equally matched powers.


== Rael ==

=== History of the Gods ===

=== Topographical information ===

=== Regional History ===

=== Global Timeline ===


== Arc One ==

=== Chapter 1 ===

=== Chapter 2 ===

=== Chapter 3 ===

=== Chapter 4 ===

=== Chapter 5 ===

=== Chapter 6 ===

== Battle Archive ==

[to be completed later]

== Mission Archive ==

[to be completed later]

== Clans ==

[to be completed later]

== Active Role Players ==

[to be completed later]

/kick #ichigos M
/mode #ichigos +b M

happy?

ni.

I'm dead for the night. C Ya.

But I'm keepin my computer on to re-download Simoun.

*Twitches for the amount of time his computer will be on

lol get your fire extinguisher ready

night.

Well, it is your fault for downloading the Raws instead of fansubs...

@lionheart: That's all fine and dandy, but you're already banned from earlier... !summon inf death

but you were banned earlier than me :mellow:

well good night everyone i'm going to bed now :)

G'nite

night everyone! im going to bed too. I have school as usual. Night!

GNight. I haven't school tomorrow... we're in strike.

Sorry if I'm picking on anyone, but keep in mind that I've got a delayed computer

Hmm lol @ you!!

Whadya get?

Hey everybody! *ACHOO!* Im back from school. Man i hate walking in the rain! it sucks!! Its fall, and it rains. MAN!

it rained in england too

i have to walk almost a mile to get home.

Public I took the bus - Transportation

lucky. Ever since i started 6th grade i had to walk home.

lol its raining here in canada too

I had to do a 5 mile walk for Physical Eduacation (in american that is Phis Ed, Gym or PE)

it was pouring tips!

*starts singing* Oh Canada.....

oh oh! teach me that song! I want to learn american culture! teach me the song!!!

thats a Canadian song dude. ^-^ u can ask leonheart for the lyrics ^-^.

Canada is in America...

Teach me Leonheart!

Hey!

Lol. Srry leonheart. ^-^

ppppwwwwweeeeeaaaaasssseee?

@WolfGoddess: Why did you bother putting "Goddess of Wolves" as your title? I mean, the name sort of speaks for itself.

Hey she can do what she wants!

thank u Sir Jaso. Yea, i can do whut eva i want man!

like... you could have said Sunny Kimiko was your wifey! Because of monarchial ruling she would automatically become a queen and because your constituency is of noodles, she would become the queen of noodles!

Oh and teach me the song!!!

Hey she can do what she wants!


thank u Sir Jaso. Yea, i can do whut eva i want man!
You know, sometimes when I want to shoot myself, I think better of it and shoot someone else.

I would rather hope that wan't a threat...

Look up the lyrics for the song and no i wont become a queen. Im a goddess and a goddess is a higher rank then that.
EDIT: yea lets hope thats not a threat.

I was referring to Maestrotti.

I cant... I dont know the name...

Someone tell me!

Canada is in America...

Teach me Leonheart!


Canada, our brothers to the north...a cheap imitation of america

(no hard feelings guys):)

[Edit] Ask and ye shall recieve (http://www.pch.gc.ca/progs/cpsc-ccsp/sc-cs/anthem_e.cfm)

IT'S MAESTROSETTI!!!!!!!!!!!

And Sunny Kimiko is the Noodle Queen, thank you very much.

Jaso, Canada is north of America. Most of us Americans don't bother learning Canada's song. Or at least, nobody in my region....Oh Canada.....*wants to sing it to the tune of Oh Tannenbaum (sp?)*

if it isnt in america then where is it?

Canada is in America. It's just not part of the US.

I had to do a 5 mile walk for Physical Eduacation (in american that is Phis Ed, Gym or PE)

it was pouring tips!

Try walking 12 miles in the rain, up hills, and through mud. yeah...x_x
America confuses me....

Oh yeah! Part of the north American continent! Forgive me, I always sucked at geography. *bow*

"yay!"

so what are we currently doing?

so do i. I dont like SS that much.

SS? is that social studies?

that's what i was wondering....XD

Im guessing, I hate almost every class.....*bad student*

yay! i got 2 right in a row!

I'm an A-grade equivilent to America student (in england they dont grade by letters usually)

Oh except English and art...

*freaks out*
I have to finish drawing Buckfast Abbey by Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *freaks out further*
*smack smack smack harder smack smack*

oh boy here we go with the smaking.

is that where the monks make tonic wine?

i dont kno. But i have to start on home work.

NO clue! Don't care! All I have to do is draw it! *smack smack smack smack*
Oh, and can you all wish my dad good health? Please? He's pretty sick right now. *prayer* Nothing serious, but he came home from work it was so bad. He usually never leaves work early unless he's really really sick or he has to tend to his dad.

yes, i hope ur dad gets well soon!

*wonder's just how 24 posts appeared in the past 10 mins*

Oh and the reason why he is king of noodles is because someone once called him Maestrotti--which sounded like a type of noodle.

I pressed the pun onward, and it stuck; the noodle queen is his wife.

Thank you Wolf.
M, this thread isn't slow anymore! XD

u must have been spacing dude.

Hail Mary,
Full of Grace,
The Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary,
Mother of God,
pray for us sinners now,
and at the hour of death.
Amen.

May thy lord soothe the wounds of the father of my friend Aeris, and may he replenish health to enjoy the bounty you have set before us, world without end, Amen.

*sniff* That was beautiful! *starts crying*

:sigh:

You kn....

:sigh:

I guess I can't excape the damn web

you kn?

ok I am going to sleep.

Goodnight Ichigo's!

ur going to bed?! AAAWWW! IM ALL ALONE!!!!

I will be back...

*leaves never to return*

*M was going to put 'you know' but cut off*
Night, Jaso.
*freaks out* I have to go work on the Abbey now. Later, guys.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Aww. Well i do have to do HW.

bye

(i wil be browsing the forum on my mobile (cellular) phone)

thats an obsession right there...

^-^

wow....does it work? lolz, i hardly ever use the internet thingy on my phone, cause i save my credit for texting...XD

Apparently, I've got a princess of my own now...

u do?

Well, it's to be determined on Sunday, but I don't see it going wry.

Elaboration would be appreciated, as I have no idea what you're talking about.

Hmm, i see.

Maybe he's getting that gynoid he always wanted...

But vagueness is the color white in a picture!

Elaboration:
Simply put, a girlfriend. First date is on Sunday.

I'd love to see my cousin's reaction to the news.

HA! I would like that too!

Umm... You're a woman right, Wolfgoddess? Gynoids are Female androids (think Chii from Chobits). Androids are Male Androids (think Robin Williams in Bicentenial Man). Droids are sexless robots (think the robots in "I, Robot").

uuuuuuuh? whu? *shakes head* ok forget that. Man i hate math word problems! GAH!

So no gynoid? That's the best I'd be able to do.

*recants old schoolyard chant, "Mies has a girlfriend! Mies has a girlfriend! Nenener booboo!"*

um, ok...

Mies and _____ sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love...then comes.....


XD

Damm I need to get myself a girlfriend.

Actually, it'll be quite funny. I've been on about--oh--zero dates. So, yeah. I'll be that nerdy guy that dresses up in a striped tux (or zuit suit) with a bouquet of roses.

*shakes head*

I'm sure she'll find that endearing. Try not to screw up too bad.

And, uh...good luck. *wink*

yea dude. Dont screw it up big time.

Actually, it'll be quite funny. I've been on about--oh--zero dates. So, yeah. I'll be that nerdy guy that dresses up in a striped tux (or zuit suit) with a bouquet of roses.

well thats me...^_^

oi.
EDIT: AAAAAAHHH THIS MATH PROBLEM DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE!! ITS MAKING ME CONFUSED!

post away...someone might be able to help, just dont get used to it...

So how long before M's girlfriend ditches him, do you think? My money's on three days. I was generous.

Prove me wrong, Mies! Prove me wrong!

I say...depends wether she likes anime or not.

I'll give it..............2days. Tops. And i'll figure the problem out my self. It normally clicks in when i calm down..

O.o M's got a girlfriend
*faints*
what is the world comming to!!!

lol i'm joking M
good luck on your first date :)

@leonheart. How many days do u bet till M's gf dumps him?

i'd think it'll take a loooonnng while, or never

HA! wait, whu? ah. I give him 2 days. tops. wait i already said that. DOH!

tsk tsk tsk

WHUT?! dont "tsk tsk tsk" me!